Chapter 3 The Cave Heaven Banquet Mundane things have no vulgar thoughts—help snakes turn into dragons
Shen Xiqiao looked at the giant python and then at the golden black dog, and the words and sentences in the poem "Linjiang Immortal" by Uncle Xiaoshan flashed in his mind: "Hate the smoke of the furnace and see it is not true." Don't come outside the building to weep Yang Wisps, a few changes to youth. ”
Unbelievable, Shen Xiqiao was also thinking, how could such a sentence pop up in his mind?
This is a beautiful word, which literally means that the person downstairs looks at the woman upstairs, and he can't see clearly through the smoke of the stove, and if he can't see clearly, he can't see clearly, and this will not affect the changes outside the window year after year. Shen Xiqiao thought about the places where there could be a connection.
He looked at the golden black dog again, the golden black dog trembled when he was afraid, he wanted meat and bones when he was hungry, and he bit when he was angry, this is nature, the golden black dog doesn't have so many ideas, and he won't want to be a top divine dog like Erlang God all day long, why not be at ease.
The two thoughts came together, and a clear thought finally appeared, this obsession to see everything clearly would not affect natural changes, and the golden black dog would not be trapped by the surrounding circumstances.
Shen Xiqiao thought, this snake is always thinking about when to turn into a dragon, the obsession is too deep, and even people are too lazy to eat, how does it know that this last joint is to let it save a little leeway, don't turn into a dragon for the sake of turning into a dragon.
Thinking of this, Shen Xiqiao secretly shouted: "Confused, Shen Xiqiao, you are also confused, the seal of the poem and book, how can there be a seal? Could it be that what I really want in my heart is to be an official?!"
"This kind of obsession of 'cause and effect, for the sake of it' is really undeserved. Thinking of this, Shen Xiqiao blamed himself again.
"It's getting late, let's get out of here. Feng Kongkong looked at Shen Xiqiao and said to himself in a daze, urging.
The golden black dog relied on its owner to make a sound, and also barked a few times in a small voice.
"You still dare to bark at me, let's compete to see who has a kind. Shen Xiqiao said to the golden black dog.
As he spoke, Shen Xiqiao rushed to the head of the giant python with an arrow step, and hooked directly at the throat of the snake is a punch, how strong can a little scholar's fist be, hitting the throat of the snake is like cotton touching steel.
Yes, if you want to fight, hit seven inches, thinking of doing it, I don't know where Shen Xiqiao got the courage at this time, and kicked seven inches behind the snake's head, still as weak as cotton.
The python didn't move, as if it was in another world, and it didn't care about any of this.
Shen Xiqiao wanted to call Feng Kongkong to help, but she thought that she was a woman after all, what strength could she have, if only Chu Da was there.
It seems that force will not be able to arouse its anger, but can only outwit.
"Are you crazy? Xiqiao, you can't hide yet, and you still want to provoke this snake that wants to turn into a dragon?"
"It's uncomfortable to see it stay in the cave like this, it's better for it to turn into a dragon quickly, otherwise it will make people panic. Shen Xiqiao replied.
"Really talk to him about this, and just agree that it's a watchman, won't it be fine? "Crying out in the air.
Talking so much in the air, suddenly Shen Xiqiao felt that something was wrong, why did her mind-reading technique fail?
"Master Feng, aren't you able to read minds, why don't you rush to answer now?" asked Shen Xiqiao.
"You say it's a tasteless hole, how can there be a smell for me to read?" explained Feng Kongkong.
"Oh. Listening to Feng Kong's explanation, I remembered that when I came here before, the giant snake was just very sensitive to smells, and constantly made wind and rain to purify the air around it, and it was estimated that it needed to be absolutely odorless.
Thinking of this, Shen Xiqiao grabbed the cloth bag airbag that he carried on his shoulders in the air, and slapped it hard, "poof", the airbag was deflated, and a fresh smell filled the cave.
This divergence, Shen Xiqiao was stunned when he heard it, and he was in a trance for a moment, how to describe the fresh taste that he had never had?
Like the jade dew in late autumn, the fairy bathes in the ice skin. If it's not the smell of dust, how can it be smelled in the world?
In a trance, a limerick poem rolled through Shen Xiqiao's mind.
He fluttered his head, and just as he fluttered his head downward, a gust of wind blew behind his ears, like sweeping a steel knife through his ears, followed by a heavy rain.
Shen Xiqiao was a cat, embarrassed in one place, and when he turned over, he looked again, the giant python was swimming so fast that he couldn't see the snake body clearly, and at the same time, heavy rain was constantly spewing out of the snake's mouth.
"You're a bastard, but you're ruining my big business!!" shouted in the air.
"Master Feng, lend me a golden black dog. Shen Xiqiao didn't care about this anymore, and said loudly, with the wind in his ears, he had to shout.
"What !! take...... Go ......!" is so angry that he doesn't know what to do, just see what he wants.
With the empty signal, the golden black dog no longer liked it and had to obey his fate, jumping to the feet of Shen Xiqiao, Shen Xiqiao picked up the golden black dog and turned around and entered the inner hole.
When I got to the inner cave, I saw that there were immediately spots of light in the cave, and the spots of light were scenes of flesh and blood.
Shen Xiqiao understood that this was the scene and taste of horror, and the golden black dog was also frightened, barking constantly, touching his body, and said in his heart, there is no cloth pocket. Suddenly, he had an idea, took off his clothes, tightened his cuffs, and made a pocket temporarily, he took off his trousers again, concocted it in the same way, and quickly made two pockets, taking advantage of the golden black dog barking wildly, Shen Xiqiao used a pocket to cover the smell and put it aside, and meditated on all kinds of pickled gas, horses, cows, sheep, pigs, dogs, chickens, and the smell of the dung of the six animals, and meditated on the sweet and sour taste again, and suddenly all kinds of dirty smells in the room were mixed, which was disgusting, Shen Xiqiao immediately took another cloth bag to cover the smell, and threw the two cloth bags into the outer hole.
After a short time, the sound of the wind surging in the outer hole gradually weakened, and the momentum of the torrential rain gradually stopped.
Shen Xiqiao probed out, and when he saw this scene, his eyes almost came out of the frame.
I saw that the giant python's whole body was purple and red, and he raised his head and spit out the letter, and the snake hyacinth probed into the sky, and half of his body was soaked in the water at this time, where was there still a little reaction.
Look in the eyes, be anxious in the heart!
I don't know where it came from, Shen Xiqiao hugged the golden black dog, and even the human dog turned over to the outer hole.
At this time, the excess water in the outer hole continued to flow out along the low hole, and the golden black dog saw the master in this way by the purple-red light of the snake's body, and was in a hurry.
Not only is Shen Xiqiao covered his nose with dog feces and dog urine, but there is no place in the outer hole that is not full of the smell of dog drowning.
You know, this is the hidden python for the dragon to live in the tasteless way of the tasteless hole, not to mention the odor pollution, even a trace of miscellaneous smell is never allowed, this time the smell of the six animals drowning, the spicy smell is completely out, what's more, the real dog drowning is full of holes.
This is like an offense to Heaven in the Tasteless Cave, and the owner of this cave is currently a giant python.
At this time, where is the giant python still a believer who blindly turns into a dragon without a trace of life and death, I saw that it was full of chest, the head of the snake was erect, and the big mask of the blood basin lived in Shen Xiqiao and the empty sky and the golden black dog, just for a moment, the three immediately turned into nothing.
Shen Xiqiao was really shocked at this time, closed his eyes and inhaled, regretting that he was righteous at that time, but he didn't expect to lose his life for this.
While he was waiting to die, Shen Xiqiao suddenly felt that his breath had regained unobstructed, he barely opened his eyes, and looked left and right, the golden black dog and Feng Kongkong were already unconscious, and the giant python did not devour them.
Shen Xiqiao stabilized his mind and peeked at the giant python.
"Huh?" Shen Xiqiao saw that a pair of horns were born on the head of the giant python, it is estimated that the weight of the horns is not trivial, at this time it is very uncomfortable, with the horns against the corner of the wall, supporting the python's head, and the python's body is constantly rubbing the ground back and forth, as if it wants to forcibly struggle, which is more convenient to stabilize the python's head.
The python body is constantly rubbing the ground, the speed is getting faster and faster, a piece of cortex in the chest and abdomen is about to be rubbed off, and at the same time, there are things inside the peeling cortex that are pushed outward, and with the fall off of the python skin in the chest and abdomen, the thing that wants to break the skin is finally revealed, not something else, but a pair of sharp claws.
With the support of this pair of claws, the python was able to stabilize its body a little.
But before it could fully balance, the python began to rub again near its tail, and soon another pair of sharp claws broke through its skin.
Look at this giant python again, the four fierce claws are embedded in the ground, which can support the huge body, the neck is high, and the two horns are even more squeaky and squeaky on the top of the cave.
"It must be a handsome dragon. Shen Xiqiao cheered loudly!
Perhaps the giant python was also confused by this sudden change, and did not know how to place this huge body, swaying left and right without purpose, writhing its body.
Shen Xiqiao wanted to communicate with the giant python in the dragon, but people and beasts, Ou no, this is no longer a beast, it is a god, how can people and gods communicate? After thinking about it, Shen Xiqiao realized that the commonality was still the smell, he picked up the cloth bag he had made before, returned to the inner cave, and meditated: "You used to be a snake, and now you are turning into a dragon, and it is only because you have an epiphany during the tribulation that you can achieve something." ”
At this time, there was really an indescribable smell in the cave, and Shen Xiqiao held the smell and was about to take it to the outer cave for the python to smell.
He thought again, this is too troublesome, it is better to lead to the inner hole, but at this time, the body is several times larger than before, the entrance of the inner hole, I'm afraid it can't get in, well, anyway, it's a smell, and the nose can be blocked in the hole.
Thinking of this, he meditated: "Good dragon, come with me to the inner cave." ”
At this time, the smell in the cave was different from before, mild with a kind of confusion.
Shen Xiqiao held this smell around, took it to the outer cave to ask the dragon to smell, and sure enough, there was a reaction, the dragon smelled the smell, like a soldier who listened to orders, and poked his head into the hole in order to respectfully, Shen Xiqiao followed the gap to the inner hole, and constantly communicated with the dragon through the smell of meditation.
After a short time, Shen Xiqiao and the dragon finished communicating, the dragon looked back and sucked in, sucked up the excess water in the outer cave, spit out all the outside of the cave, and exhaled a gust of wind, blowing out all the previous filthy smell, and the inside and outside of the tasteless cave suddenly returned to its original state.
Shen Xiqiao put on his clothes and pants to summon Feng Kongkong, and pinched his people, Feng Kongkong was not stunned at that time, but was so angry by Shen Xiqiao that his heart surged up, and he fainted, and when the environment calmed down and his breath was comfortable again, Shen Xiqiao pinched hard, and gradually woke up.
"Master Feng, you really offended just now! Are you better?" Feng Kongkong opened his eyes slightly, looked at Shen Xiqiao, and looked around, "Where is the golden black dog?" Feng Kongkong asked.
Shen Xiqiao realized that the golden black dog was not in sight, could it be that the dragon spit out water and rushed out of the cave just now, and returned to the inner cave for the second time to communicate with the dragon through the taste, not long after, the dragon really found the golden black dog from outside the cave, a sharp claw carefully grabbed the golden black dog, put it in front of Shen Xiqiao's eyes, saw the dragon in the sky, and already knew that the snake had turned into a dragon, her anger suddenly decreased, and she thought that it was also a merit to be able to help the dragon turn into a snake.
Feng Kongkong softly called the golden black dog, the golden black dog is also an ordinary dog, waiting for the owner to call, and soon woke up from the faint. Seeing that her beloved golden black dog was unscathed, she turned her anger into laughter when she saw the empty air, she looked at the golden black dog, then looked at Shen Xiqiao, and then looked at the dragon and herself, and suddenly understood something, she and Shen Xiqiao communicated with each other, and the two really thought of going together, and the best taste of the time was served to them......
Chapter 3: The Second Round