Hou Jingjing hurriedly raised her foot and kicked Bajie's falling chest: "If you have something to say, don't make a head-to-brain-this is my Huaguo Mountain, who can not listen to it?"

Bajie was not angry, sat back with a smile and said: "What my brother reminded me is that my brother will not fight back, let him fight!" But I have to explain in advance that if I don't fight back, I am not afraid of him, but I have a heavy responsibility, and I can't cause trouble for the Tang Dynasty monk." Since Yang Jian didn't dare to wait for his brother to learn the scriptures, he simply beat his brother to death now, lest he sleep unsteadily every night. ”

"Or is this radical method?" Hou Jingjing looked at him with a smile.

Bajie doesn't know the red face when he has rough skin and thick meat: "That guy is a face-saving person, and he can't stand this the most." ”

Seriously, although Zhu Bajie is ugly, he is really not annoying, but has a fat head and big ears, and he is very cute.

He is so interesting, of course Hou Jingjing is willing to play with him, but the Tang monk is angry: "I'm not afraid of Yang Jian, I'm just angry with the monk, I see that I can fight, I don't care about my safety, saying that I can't raise myself by nature, I am only worried that I am really dead and no one will protect him - it is really chilling." ”

Bajie put down the roast chicken, took a hand towel on the table and wiped his hands carefully, and his expression was a little more serious:

"Although my brother is a senior brother, he is still young, my old pig said something that should not be said - just take a scripture, Guanyin's patchwork team, and still point to the master who really loves you like a relative? Brother, don't have such a dream. Complete the task early, and each of them will achieve positive results, and then they will disperse. ”

Hou Jingjing drank wine and listened to him say this, and couldn't help but be secretly surprised.

These immortals whose lives have grown to a terrible level are really not vegetarians, and even this Zhu Bajie is not as foolish as it seems.

——*——*——

Bajie had just married Miss Gao, and he was reluctant to part with his new wife, but Guanyin's order did not dare to disobey, so he had to let Hou Jingjing go with him to see his daughter-in-law again.

Miss Gao naturally cried and cried, and Mrs. Gao sighed and didn't want to pay attention to him, only his hot face and cold ass, and told them to take care of their bodies and wait for him to come back or something.

Hou Jingjing pulled Bajie aside: "This is your mistake, the Bodhisattva ordered you to wait for people to learn scriptures in Yunzhan Cave, that is, you already knew that you were going to Lingshan, why marry Miss Gao and delay people's youth? Quickly write a letter of harmony and leave, and from now on you will return to the bridge and return to the road with others, and there will be no more to do with it!"

Bajie hummed and chirped and didn't want to write: "You are a sexless monkey, naturally you don't understand the suffering of a single pig! What man doesn't marry a wife? This long night is ......."

"Don't you marry someone and live in Yunzhan Cave?

"I just wrote a letter of reconciliation and divorce for her, and it is not easy for her to remarry......!

"As far as I know, there are so many Tang women who remarry, you don't need to worry about others. Hou Jingjing herself is also a daughter, and she is very sympathetic to Miss Gao's plight, and she made Bajie reconcile with both soft and hard, and finally even Tang Seng spoke:

"Now that you have entered the empty door, you should give others a way to live. Hurry up and finish writing and hurry. ”

Tang Seng didn't dare to disobey the eight precepts, so he had to write the book of harmony and departure, carefully handed it over to Mrs. Gao, and said to Miss Gao across the crowd: "You just think I'm ugly, this time I go west, I will come back with a good appearance, more handsome than my master, you'd better wait for me, so as not to regret it when you get it!"

Tang Seng was so ashamed that he left first, and Hou Jingjing hurriedly asked him: "I also want to cultivate a good appearance, can my junior brother have a way to save time and effort?"

Bajie was upset, and said with a bitter face: "You are a sexless monkey......"

Hou Jingjing jumped on his shoulder a little bit, reciting the mantra to become ten times heavier and one hundred times heavier, so that Bajie almost knelt on the ground, and hurriedly pleaded: "Brother, brother! If I want to have that ability, I will have to refine it early, why wait for the future? I was angry with them just now!"

Hou Jingjing made herself several times heavier.

Bajie couldn't support it, so he knelt on the ground with a puff of his luggage, so he had to tell the truth: "The Chang'e fairy of Guanghan Palace can cultivate her face, and she can become good-looking after cultivation - but she is not easy to mess with, brother, you may not be able to get it!"

Retouching?

Hou Jingjing was too interested.

The magic weapon of the Bodhi Patriarch has not yet been refined, Yang Jian is about to get along day and night, he has a beautiful appearance, whether he is sexual or not, he also looks pleasing to the eye, so close, isn't it?

"Bajie," Hou Jingjing jumped down from Bajie's shoulder, put her arm on his shoulder and whispered, "Brother go to Guanghan Palace to take a look, you bother to take care of Master, don't let the goblins eat Master." ”

Bajie is confident in this: "I think the old pig is also ...... at the beginning"

"Okay, okay," Hou Jingjing couldn't wait to listen to him brag, "That's hard work for you, if you can get that beauty cultivation technique, let's practice it together!"

"Okay, good!" Bajie hurriedly lit the huge pig's head.

That's what he couldn't ask for!

Hou Jingjing said hello to Tang Seng, and walked away without waiting for Tang Seng to agree, so worried that Tang Seng secretly shook his head, and his eyes couldn't help but glance at the luggage that Bajie was carrying......

When Bajie went to find Hou Jingjing and came back, Guanyin Bodhisattva came over to give him a small flower hat, saying that he was going to send Wukong.

——*——*——

Hou Jingjing came to Guanghan Palace for the first time, and she was afraid that someone would bump into her identity and find out. Bajie's experience of the past is vivid, although he is sexless, in case he is falsely accused by her and also enters the pig's womb, it is better to be a monkey, at least it is convenient to move.

It was because she turned into a gust of wind and flew in and turned around, and saw that there was a fragrant garden of flowers and plants in the palace, the moon altar was written at the door, and there was a graceful woman sitting in the garden pavilion, just looking at the back is a beautiful scenery.

There were two palace ladies standing beside the woman, and when they flew closer, they heard them talking in a whisper, and it was Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, who was discussing.

"Don't be angry with him, fairy, he has always been such an arrogant person, no one looks down on him...... I heard that Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't even give face!"

Another little fairy said: "He doesn't look down on others, and others don't look down on him......!

"Dan'er Hugh is going to talk nonsense!" The sitting fairy immediately severely stopped this Gong'e who didn't know the height of the sky, and covered her mouth with a silk handkerchief and looked around, just so that Hou Jingjing could see her side face, which was really delicate but not charming, beautiful but not glamorous, and beautiful.

Hou Jingjing wore the hidden spirit ring given by the Bodhi Patriarch, and few people in the sky and on the ground could detect her, and Fairy Chang'e didn't have this ability, so she didn't notice that someone was there, so she only wiped her tears and said:

"He has a poor background, and it is inevitable that he will be colder, don't talk about him like that again, otherwise I will be annoyed~~~"

The tone is melodious and tactful, and the voice is langya, even Hou Jingjing, a daughter, and a sexless monkey are fascinated by it.

Hou Jingjing listened secretly for a while, and gradually understood that it was Fairy Chang'e who liked Yang Jian and had the heart to care for him during his illness.

It reminded her that the Howling Dog wasn't right either.

Yang Jian's ex-girlfriend looks as beautiful as Chang'e, with a gentle and quiet personality, isn't this the one crying in front of her?

Looks like we'll have to find a different way!