Chapter 584: Fake Idiocy Is Not Crazy

chased after him again and again, and finally passed through the flow of people, but Situ Ze couldn't believe what he saw, the figure actually threw himself into the arms of a man, looking at the lion dance intimately, the man's sinful hands were still on her waist, and Situ Ze was boiling with anger when he saw it, except for me, no one can touch you.

"Snow Goose, You ......"

Situ Ze rushed forward like a madman, grabbed Yang Zhiyue's arm and pulled it over, and asked angrily, but what caught his eye was an unfamiliar face, and Situ Ze's unspoken words were completely blocked.

"Dengzi, you Dengzi, let go!"

"Xianggong, Xianggong save me!"

Yang Zhiyue let out a scream, constantly slapping Situ Ze's hands, but she couldn't break free, only heard a "hiss", and in a panic, a large piece of her sleeve was torn off by Situ Ze, who forgot to put it away, revealing her white arm, which immediately attracted the attention of the people around her.

"I'm sorry, I admit my mistake......"

"You bastard is actually molesting my mother!"

Situ Ze was about to open his mouth to admit his mistake, but Yang Lixu, who had long been unable to bear it, was willing to give him this opportunity, and stepped forward to practice with a punch, but his footwork was slow and his fists were weak, and at first glance he was a scholar who was powerless.

"Smack-"

Situ Ze frowned, blocking Situ Ze's fist and pushing it with skill to prevent Yang Lixu from getting closer to him.

"Xianggongβ€”"

Yang Lixu's acting skills are impeccable, he stumbled back in two steps, the back of his head hit the ground heavily, and the blood slowly flowed out from the back of Yang Lixu's head, looking at Situ Ze with angry and unwilling eyes, and his hand was raised hard, but in the end he fell to the ground weakly...... Yang Zhiyue let out a sad cry and pounced on Yang Lixu, crying so that the seekers were sad and smelled tears.

"Killed, killed!"

With an uproar, the crowd dispersed, leaving the three of them in the middle, many people were shouting, the sky was blue, robbing people's wives, and beating people's husbands to death, how could there be such an unreasonable person!

Some people couldn't get used to it, and immediately pounced on it, wanting to catch Situ Ze, but which of them was Situ Ze's opponent, they were all knocked to the ground in three or two strokes, moaning in pain.

"Oh, you dare to bully my young master, look at the boxing!"

The second fool played by Jing Yang appeared, walking like a duck and swaying, with a slanted mouth and saliva flowing out, which caused a burst of laughter.

"Fool, don't look for death, how can you beat him!"

Immediately, some well-wishers wanted to step forward to pull people, and some people rushed up next to them, and these well-wishers were rushed to the back of the crowd in a daze.

"This girl, let's send your father-in-law to the hospital first, maybe there will be salvation!"

"Yes, yes, Xianggong, if you hold on for a while, I'll send you to the hospital!"

At this time, the general Minrou came on the field, the two sang together, and Yang Lixu was transferred away in two sentences, leaving a pool of terrifying bloodstains.

"Bang-"

Jingyang stepped forward clumsily, swung his fist and smashed it at Situ Ze's cheeks, Situ Ze didn't care, stepped on the seven-star step, moved to the right rear, raised his hand to resist, and still wondered in his heart that he didn't use his strength just now, why did he kill someone, could it be that the person didn't know martial arts at all?

Jingyang's fist suddenly turned into a claw halfway, and his two hands combined to grab Situ Ze's wrist, it looked like Situ Ze deliberately sent his wrist to Jingyang's hand, turned around and fell over the shoulder, the posture was clumsy, and it looked like a villager carrying a rice bag.

Situ Ze's face was cold, and the pupils in his eyes dilated sharply, because he found that this fool's seemingly random hand was like an iron tong, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pull it back, and the other hand pressed on Jingyang's back felt slippery, and he couldn't use his strength at all, and when he reacted, he had already fallen to the ground, with an unbelievable expression.

Everyone present was confused by Jingyang's stupid face, and they all thought it was a coincidence, and gloated as they watched Situ Ze being thrown to the ground, and applauded.

"Okay, good fall!"

"Come on, fool, this kind of dumb kid, kill one less one!"

The cheers one after another seemed to make Jingyang a little proud, and he showed a silly smile to everyone.

This is definitely not an ordinary fool, Situ Ze's heart tightened, he stiffened his carp, and instinctively touched his waist with his right hand, but he felt empty, his heart was cold, and he didn't even notice when the sword that never left his body was lost!

"You bad guy killed my young master, I want you to pay for your life!"

Jingyang rushed forward again with a sway, and hit Situ Ze in the chest with a straight punch, he was proud in his heart, the wind and rain fast sword is gone, there is only fast left, fast gunner!

"Ah, beware, fool!"

Situ Ze didn't think much about it, he just thought that there were many people who squeezed out the saber just now, this can't be blamed for Situ Ze's carelessness, it's really Jingyang's current honor doesn't look like a master, he met it with a backhand punch, his left hand became a claw, hidden behind his fist, ready to take down this fool in one fell swoop.

The fist was approaching, Jingyang looked like his feet were slipping, the whole person lost his center of gravity, and planted himself towards Situ Ze, the audience couldn't help but let out an exclamation, but they didn't know that this trick was a wine fairy's mastery, called toasting, and when he was sparring with the old man of the meridian, he was secretly learned by Jingyang.

Under the collision, Situ Ze was shocked to realize that Jingyang's fist had a thousand powers, and he couldn't stop it at all, and watched as this punch hit the Jizhong acupoint in his chest, shaking the true qi in his body.

This person is definitely not a fool, the sword was lost too coincidentally, Situ Ze was alert, but it was a little too late!

Under the chaotic fist, Jingyang's left hand took advantage of the situation to draw, and a hand knife slashed at Situ Ze's waist, and the true qi that had just gathered a little was dispersed again, Situ Ze was like a snake that was choked by someone seven inches, and he wanted to kill angrily.

"Good, good fight!"

The cheers came and went, Situ Ze was already unpopular, and all the onlookers stood on Jingyang's side, not knowing that it was actually Situ Ze, an unlucky bastard, who was trapped.

"Hit you, hit you scoundrel!"

Jingyang pretended to be stupid and addicted, showing a stupid expression, his fists smashed into Situ Ze's face continuously, but his feet hooked unconsciously, Situ Ze's body fell involuntarily, and he completely fell into a disadvantage.

Among the group, it can be said that Jingyang is the most lazy, when he mixes with Aochen, Zhentian and others, people always feel that his martial arts are just like that, when he faces other peers, you can feel his genius, although this battle took advantage of the surprise, but Situ Ze was played with by Jingyang in the palm of his hand from beginning to end, and even the counterattack moves were expected by Jingyang, otherwise he would not have scattered Situ Ze's true qi twice.

Situ Ze has not been defeated, but he has never been so aggrieved, the contemptuous eyes and harsh ridicule around him made him almost crazy, sword, who can give me a sword!

Jingyang didn't care what the ghost was calling in your heart, didn't give Situ Ze the slightest chance, stepped forward and stepped on Situ Ze's chest, and danced a tap dance, chest, lower abdomen, head, chest, lower abdomen, face, very rhythmic, making people have the urge to beat him.

Dusty, Situ Ze's light blue brocade robe has become a beggar's outfit, all black footprints, I don't know what Jingyang's soles are stained with, it stinks, it makes people want to vomit when it smells, and the originally handsome face has also swollen a circle, this miserable appearance, it is estimated that his father and mother are present, and he doesn't dare to come up to recognize him, whether he recognizes it or not, it's really embarrassing!

"Shoot you, shoot you!"

Jingyang sat on Situ Ze's chest with a buttocks, opened his bow left and right, his fists rained down, and Situ Ze was full of peach blossoms, and several teeth were lost.

"Second fool, don't fight, your young master is about to die!"

I don't know where a shout came from, it was particularly abrupt in this applause, this was the alarm that was originally scheduled, and the real meaning was that the two old men of the Situ family were about to find it!

"Hmph, let you beat my young master!"

Jingyang hadn't enjoyed it yet, he punched Situ Ze's nose again, got up to run, didn't know what he thought, smiled sly, turned around and sat on Situ Ze's face......

Situ Ze has never wanted to die so much, and he has the heart to die with Jingyang, and Jingyang's legs stepped on his arms, so that he couldn't play with both hands.

But things have just begun, Jingyang has made an earth-shattering move, counting back five hundred years, it is estimated that no one has done this - fart, a loud fart that resounded through the square!

Wow, this fart is still high-key, yin and yang, it is really extraordinary, all the onlookers were stunned, and even forgot to cover their noses, including other people who were watching in secret, this is too ruthless, right? Some people began to sympathize with Situ Ze, can they still have a face to live in the future?

Die, die, die, Situ Ze is going crazy, he wants to die, and he wants this second fool to die!

A fart took nearly five breaths to end, it was really long-lasting, Jingyang ran away satisfied, and the crowd was very cooperative to get out of the way, Jingyang was like a fish in the water, and easily disappeared into the crowd.

"Hey, hey, second fool, if your young master dies, follow this young master in the future, I am Song Yi, the second young man of the Song family, remember to come to me!"

"I'm Ma Cheng of the Ma family, you can also come to me!"

Yang Li didn't know if he was out of breath, someone here had already started digging the corner, such a loyal second fool who protected the lord, who didn't want it!

The plan was as Aochen expected, it went very smoothly, uh, except for Jingyang's miraculous fart, a group of nine people, according to the retreat route that Aochen told them in advance, left from all directions, water, land and air.

Situ Ze regards today's events as the greatest shame in this life, but he doesn't know that the greater danger lies behind, and he is afraid that it will be indispensable to leave a stench for 10,000 years.

............

On the river, on a certain clipper, Aochen and the others sat clearly, only Yang Lixu was the boss of Jingyang's side, and he was not happy to be pressed by Jingyang to sit on his side, not for anything else, it was really too vulgar for that fart, which also intensified everyone's determination not to admit it, and it was absolutely absolutely impossible for people to know that they were involved.

"Xiao Yinzi, you are too good, fart shock wind and rain fast sword, how do you say he should live in the future?"

Yang Lixu really had a feeling of being impressed by Jingyang, but it was a pity that he was retreating and couldn't see it with his own eyes, which was a pity.

"Small meaning, small meaning!"

Jingyang held a big peach and nibbled violently, waving his hand constantly, as if he was also proud of his on-the-spot response.

Aochen pointed at Jingyang, and didn't know whether to praise or scold, and finally said faintly: "You are more ruthless than Dingqianshan!"

Jingyang snorted with his head held high, and said arrogantly: "Who is Ding Qianshan, how dare you compare with Young Master Ben!"

"One hundred and twenty years ago, the top people of the Thousand Sects of the underworld!"

"What's his ruthless approach?"

Jingyang was very excited when he heard that it was a person from Qianmen, and he was particularly interested in Qianmen recently, his body was slightly forced, his toes were lightly touched, and he slid to Aochen's side with the chair he was sitting on, and asked curiously.

"At that time, a young chivalrous man Li Mofeng accidentally got a thousand-year-old Qingling nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum, this mushroom is extremely rare, the function is to remove the impurities of the bone marrow, and the yin and yang in the body. ”

"And then Lingzhi was robbed by this Dingqianshan?"

Zhentian opened his mouth and asked, this is the most ruthless thing he can think of, taking the opportunity.

Li Mofeng met a confidante a few months later, got along very happily, suddenly the enemy came to the door, the two sides fought open, at the critical moment, the woman blocked a move for Li Mofeng, seriously injured and dying, Li Mofeng was heartbroken to death, took out Ganoderma lucidum and exchanged a famous doctor for a Qibao Soul Returning Pill, the woman still died after taking it, and died. ”

Aochen shook his head, if it was a robbery, it would be domineering at most, not ruthless.

Everyone looked at Aochen in confusion and asked in unison, "Then what's the matter with Qianshan?"

Li Mofeng has been in a slump since then, borrowing wine all day long to kill his sorrows, and he wanted to go with his confidante several times, but he was stopped by his family. Three years later, by coincidence, he saw the woman with another man, and coincidentally they also got along very well. ”

The corners of Jingyang's mouth had already begun to twitch, and he said tentatively, "Twins?"

"What do you say?"

Aochen sneered, looking at Jingyang like a fool, since he had guessed the truth, why didn't he dare to believe it? People are cruel, more vicious than any beast.

"Damn, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and there is no such evil method, right?"

Li Mofeng pretended not to see it, painstakingly studied Qianshu, and successfully pitted Ding Qianshan eight years later, chopped off the limbs of the entire team of Ding Qianshan, and then told Ding Qianshan that the child in his wife's womb was his, and the child in his daughter's womb was also his, and these two children would inherit all his inheritance, and then he would raise Ding Qianshan's own son to be a scumbag for the rest of his life. ”

β€œ......”

Everyone present shivered in unison, as if the temperature had dropped to freezing in an instant, damn, are the revenges of the people of Qianmen so fierce? Xie Linlong is like this, Zhu Yeqing is like this, and Li Mofeng is like this!

"Why do I think this Li Mofeng is more ruthless?"

Yang Lixu twitched the corners of his mouth and muttered, but he was really relieved, he would do the same, I would do everything to save you, and I was even willing to live and die together, in the end, everything was fucking me, Wang Ba couldn't swallow this breath.

This lesson tells us two truths, one is to play with anything, don't play with feelings, and the other is not to lose yourself if you lose anything, Li Mofeng returned a tooth for a tooth, blood for blood, and finally turned himself into another Dingqianshan, which is what he suffered the most. ”

In that decade, the people of a thousand faces first taught Aochen not how to cheat people, but what not to do, after Aochen understood what the bottom line was, he began to teach Aochen all kinds of tricks and shortcomings. I want to talk about "Shenzhou: Descendants of the Ghost Valley" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~