Episode 018: Take the initiative
"Makes sense, it makes sense!"
The Roaring Sky Dog couldn't hide its excitement, and chased its tail for several turns before stopping under Hou Jingjing's obstruction, "Who should you marry?"
"Leave it to me!" Hou Jingjing patted her chest busily.
The roaring dog was slightly stunned, and quickly shook his head and said: "Mother-in-law, don't blame me for speaking straight, I'm not too young, but I've never seen such an ugly female or female monkey as you...... I can't tell you're a female monkey if you don't say it...... Love is really mysterious, just like I fell in love with your family Xiaotian, I can't tell what kind of fate! The smell of her body makes me intoxicated! You ...... Where can you get my family god intoxicated......"
This straight man of steel is too heart-wrenching to speak!
Hou Jingjing could only grit her teeth and ask him, "Then what does your Divine Monarch like?"
The Roaring Sky Dog raised the dog's head, looked up at the roof at a 45-degree angle for a while, and then said hesitantly: "My family Shenjun is a 100,000-year-old bachelor, I really can't say what kind of ...... he likes." 100,000 years ago, I was young, I really can't remember what that fairy looked like~~ Anyway, it's very beautiful~~"
It thought very seriously, so serious that Hou Jingjing didn't dare to disturb it, for fear of interrupting its train of thought and losing its last bit of hope.
"Fairy Chang'e!" the roaring dog suddenly patted the dog's head, "Has the mother-in-law seen Fairy Chang'e?"
Haven't seen it.
Hou Jingjing had only been to Heavenly Court once, and she really didn't remember seeing any female fairies...... In addition to the clothes of the few maidservants who guarded Pan Tao, there were also dances while eating and drinking, but Hou Jingjing didn't pay attention to it at all.
"That fairy is a bit like the fairy Chang'e, both are beautiful, with a mouth, two eyes and a ......nose," the Howling Dog struggled to recall.
"Okay, okay," Hou Jingjing hurriedly stopped its invalid information, "What about the character, bold or gentle?"
"It should be quite gentle, I can't remember exactly," the dog shook his head helplessly, "It's been too long! The fairy didn't get very close to me, but I remember that they sat together head to head, watching the snow, watching the stars, looking at the moon, talking about poetry and songs to philosophy of life......"
It seems to be a supple and gentle intellectual beauty like Qing Gege.
Hou Jingjing felt that she had a spectrum in her heart, although it was Yang Jian's former aesthetics, but for the sake of this fairy's single 100,000 years, she must have loved deeply.
"Hey~~" The Roaring Sky Dog was pulled into the memories by Hou Jingjing, and suddenly sighed, "At that time, my family Shenjun was still young, and now ...... At such an age, my health is not well......"
"Ill?" is big news.
The roaring dog seemed to suddenly remember something particularly angry, and suddenly its eyes and ears were erect, and the whole dog immediately looked like it was about to fight: "Almost two hundred years ago, there was a particularly big monkey demon who smashed the body of my family's Shenjun, and let my family's Shenjun retreat for so long, and it has not recovered yet!"
“......”
Hou Jingjing was very weak-hearted, peeking at the roaring dog, as if she didn't know that the monkey demon was herself, thinking about it, maybe it was "turning in circles with the magic of love" with Xiaotian at that time, and didn't pay attention to them?
"Not to what extent?" she asked, cautiously.
"He was originally King Kong's incorruptible body, but now his physical body has been reshaped, his spirit body is fragile, and his heavenly eyes have not been opened!" It can be seen that the Roaring Sky Dog really feels sorry for Yang Jian when he talks about this, "I met a goblin on the way here, and the goblin turned into a child and ran away, and the Divine Monarch didn't even notice it!" I'm afraid he's sad and won't be embarrassed to remind ~~~~~~~~."
"Good kind dog. ”
Hou Jingjing praised the roaring dog on her lips, and she was overjoyed in her heart.
Yang Jian's eyes have not been opened!
The fairy can't even see the fake lace technique!
He has become a beauty like Qing Gege, he shouldn't be able to see it, right?
It's a big deal!
It seems that smashing his flesh is right!
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When he returned to the main hall, Jin Chi was talking to Tang Seng about his collection, thinking that Yang Jian saw it when he came to Guanyin Zen Temple, and he had nothing to talk about with Tang Seng at the moment, so he had to gossip about this.
Jin Chi saw her and the little monk coming back, and after a short pause in conversation, he asked Tang Seng: "The elder is from the Tang Dynasty, is there any treasure to open the disciple's eyes?"
Tang Seng said in a low-key manner: "Let the old courtyard master laugh, I am out of the house, how dare I bring any treasures?"
Hou Jingjing was a little anxious.
If you want to say that there is a baby, it seems that she is high-profile, for fear that Yang Jian will not like it; if you want to say that there is no baby, there is no excuse to fight the black bear spirit, such a good competition will be missed in vain.
Later, she thought that Yang Jian himself was also showing off, so let's be low-key, just don't show off.
Therefore, she stopped the two of them and asked Tang Seng: "Uncle, I think the old master is a sincere person, and he has shared so many good things with you, I want to see you, why are you stingy?"
Tang Seng hurriedly glanced at Hou Jingjing: "How can I have a baby? ”
Jin Chi was intrigued by their conversation: "If Elder Tang doesn't show it to his disciples, it will seem like he is laughing at his disciples for showing off so much and showing off. ”
"Yes. ”
Hou Jingjing didn't wait for Tang Seng to nod before carrying the package, took out the brocade robe and spread it on the table, and suddenly felt that the red light filled the room, and the court was full of color.
Jin Chi's eyes were straight when he saw it, he squinted his eyes and got closer, stretching out his hands to touch but didn't dare to touch them, which really made Hou Jingjing admire Yang Jian's acting skills.
It means that you just want to fight, what are you doing with all the bells and whistles?
It seems that others say that he is indifferent and impermanent, but in fact, he has two faces, and he is a drama behind his back.
When he took out this robe and wanted to put it away, Jin Chi didn't agree, crying and begging Tang Seng to let him look at it for one more night: "I've never seen such a good robe in my life...... If you can watch it for one night, you will die without regrets!"
Speaking of this, the reception was so thoughtful, Tang Seng naturally didn't want to say anything, so he had to take Hou Jingjing to rest with a meal, and he was reluctant to take the robe, so he inevitably said a few words to Hou Jingjing.
Hou Jingjing was thinking about going to Yang Jian, and agreed absentmindedly, without any remorse, Tang Seng was so angry that he didn't mention it.
Seeing that when he arrived, the entire Guanyin Zen Temple gradually quieted down.
Hou Jingjing saw that Tang Seng was chanting, so she went out to find the Roaring Sky Dog and whispered to it: "You help your mother-in-law guard Elder Tang, don't let him make a mistake." The mother-in-law has something to go out. ”
The Roaring Sky Dog is the best at guarding, so he nodded and agreed, and loyally guarded the door of Tang Seng.
Hou Jingjing found the courtyard of Jinchi, and saw the figure in the house flickering, as if someone was talking to him, so he turned into a few sleepy insects and flew in, and in an instant, they were all lying on the ground softly except for Jinchi.
It's time for Hou Jingjing to appear!
She immediately turned into a delicate and feminine appearance like Qing Gege, wearing a slim night suit, with a dagger stuck in her shoulder, and some blood gurgling out, and then staggered in, and fell at the foot of the golden pond and shouted "Elder help".