Chapter 2 Pretending to be a grandson
The old man took out the deed of sale: "Xiao dog, this name is too ugly, let me change your name." You were bought by me from the mortal world, so let's call you Xiao Fan. ”
How dare Xiao Fan say half a word, and Xiao Fan is always better than Xiao Dogdan.
"Get ready Luo, we're going home Luo. The two of them were getting farther and farther away from the ground, and they were about to fly out of the atmosphere, when the old man suddenly stepped out, and the sky dome shattered like glass, revealing a space-time full of white light.
"Smash the void! It's just a random kick!" Xiao Fan was secretly shocked in his heart.
The old man carried him and rushed into the white space-time, and the rift behind him immediately closed as if nothing had happened.
Xiao Fan felt that his eyes just blinked, and everything had changed. At this moment, he was already in a luxurious and luxurious, fairy-like palace, and there was an old man with a bald head and smooth as a mirror, and a long white beard with a long white beard at the lower end like ink.
"My name is Xiao Tianling, and I am a Tianzun in the fairy world, and you will be my grandson from now on. The old man stroked his beard and said with an intoxicated expression.
"Cutting the Heavenly Spirit?" Xiao Fan looked at the top of his mirror-like head and shouted tentatively, "Grandpa?"
"Good~" The old man said to himself excitedly: "It's been hundreds of years, how many catastrophes have I gone through, and finally waited for someone to call me grandpa...... If it weren't for Pan'er's death....... He should have given me ...... a long time ago."
Xiao Tianling wiped his tears and said excitedly: "The happiest thing in life is to have a son when you are old, I am also a grandson of an old man, hahaha I am going to have a family banquet tonight, and I don't remember how long I haven't had a reunion dinner." ”
Xiao Fan asked with some surprise, "Are you Tianzun?" Xiao Er...... Grandpa, with your status, why ......"
"Why, do you not want to be my grandson? Xiao Tianling said with some disappointment.
"Go back?" Xiao Fan was startled, and went back to pretend to be a son to that cheap father, and was sold by him? Go back and continue to call Xiao Goudan, and never have a chance to cultivate immortals? I crossed over, anyway, why don't I pretend to be a grandson.
"Grandpa, you misunderstood! I don't want to go back, I just want to spend more time with your old man. Xiao Fan said.
"What a filial child, wash up, and I'll call you to have dinner later, good grandson." Xiao Tianling said dotingly.
Out of the bedroom, Xiao Tianling gently helped Xiao Fan close the door, and the housekeeper had been waiting for a long time in the corridor outside the door.
"Steward Zhou, you tell the kitchen to cook more delicious food, this Tianzun is happy to have your grandson tonight, and you have to celebrate it. ”
Steward Zhou was indifferent: "Master, don't make trouble, it's just a mortal." ”
Xiao Tianling glared: "What's wrong with mortals?
Steward Zhou shook his head: "The gods and demons reached an agreement a hundred years ago to block the passage, and there is no communication between the Three Realms, but you ......"
"Don't worry, I'm not walking through the passage, no one knows. ”
"I'm not worried about this, with our master's status in the fairy world, I don't know how many famous families are willing to worship under your door if you want a grandson, why do you choose a mortal fetus?"
Xiao Tianling shook his head: "You don't understand, you will know in the future." ”
Steward Zhou smiled: "I'm afraid that there will be no future......
"What do you mean?" Xiao Tianling asked in a deep voice, the spiritual pressure unconsciously dissipated.
"Someday, when he reveals his mortal identity or master, you've had enough of this game...... There will come a time, and maybe it would be wiser to let it go now. Steward Zhou turned around: "I'll go prepare dinner, sir, think about my proposal." ”
At the dinner, Xiao Tianling looked at Xiao Fan's gobbling up with a smile.
Not to mention this life, even Xiao Fan has never eaten such a delicious thing in the previous life, and it is worthy of being a dish made by immortals.
"Is it delicious?" Xiao Tianling asked.
"Well, it's delicious. Grandpa, why don't you eat it?"
"We immortal cultivators are not greedy for the desire of the tongue, and we stop at the beginning. ”
"Oh. Xiao Fan nodded and put down the chicken leg in his hand: "I'm full." ”
Xiao Tianling nodded with satisfaction: "Yes, you are very wise, I have two gifts for you here." ”
"Gift?" Xiao Fan asked, wiping his mouth.
"You are my grandson, of course I want to give you a few gifts, isn't this what a grandfather should do?" Xiao Tianling said dotingly.
Xiao Fan's eyes lit up, the gift of Grandpa Tianzun, it must be the kind that shocks the world and weeps ghosts and gods, and it can be taken out sideways.
"Ready, Dangdang Dang!" Xiao Tianling opened the two boxes.
I saw that one box contained a broken rusty iron sword, and the other box was empty and there was nothing.
"What is this?" Xiao Fan pointed to the broken sword in disappointment and asked, "It's black and broken, like scrap metal, grandpa, aren't you Tianzun?
Xiao Tianling laughed dryly: "I also want to send you something good, but you are only a mortal, and the worst immortal weapon in the fairy world is also an immortal weapon, and you will not be able to use it if you give it to you, and there will be danger, I am also thinking about you." ”
This explanation was still in the past, Xiao Fan nodded and pointed to another box: "Then why is this empty?"
Xiao Tianling picked up the box, and after a long time, he pulled out a soybean-sized, black pill from the gap at the bottom of the box: "Here it is." ”
"This grain is called Zhuji Dan, and immortals don't need to build a foundation This is the ...... Not to mention, anyway, if you want to find these two things that suit you in the fairy world, it is a hundred times more difficult than finding heavenly treasures. Xiao Tianling said bitterly.
"Okay, eat it. ”
"Eat it now, will this thing expire? Didn't you say that immortals don't need to build a foundation, then this pill also has no clinical trials, will there be a problem?" Xiao Fan hesitated.
"Oh, I'm an immortal venerable, if you have a problem eating, I can also pull you out of the netherworld. Xiao Tianling couldn't help but raise his hand, and the pill automatically drilled into Xiao Fan's mouth.
As soon as he took his mouth, the pill turned into a sweet stream and merged into Xiao Fan's body, without even giving him a chance to react. Then his throat was sweet, and he spurted out a mouthful of black blood, and before he could speak, a pain that penetrated deep into his bone marrow and brain tortured him to death.
Xiao Fan looked at Xiao Tianling for help, but found that Xiao Tianling was also staring at him with big curious eyes: "Immortals don't need to build a foundation, you also know it, so I don't know the effect of this medicine very well, but don't worry, I will guarantee that you will not die." ”
Don't, you just kill me! Xiao Fan couldn't say anything in pain, so he could only shake his head desperately.
Steward Zhou calmly observed all this, and said lightly: "According to the records, Zhuji Dan also has the effect of washing the marrow and cutting the bones, and reincarnating. ”
"Oh, will my good grandson die?" Xiao Tianling asked nervously.
Steward Zhou shook his head: "No, fortunately, he just ate a lot of immortal beast spirit treasures to make up for his body, otherwise he would have died." ”
"Oh!" Xiao Tianling nodded reassuringly.
"You don't want to do it anymore!" Xiao Fan roared, and suddenly felt that something in his chest was released.
Steward Zhou is like a commentator: "This is called bad luck, and if he spits out this breath, he will be able to avoid all diseases in the future." It seems that this Zhuji Dan is a bit interesting, mortals can actually refine such an elixir, no wonder the gods and demons want to rule the mortal world, weak but full of potential, it is simply a fat sheep in the eyes of wild wolves. ”