Wei Jishi

The fat man was drinking flower wine, surrounded by warblers and swallows.

Several scantily clad Qinglou women were sitting next to them, pouring wine and vegetables, and the short and fat man was holding one in one hand, laughing and scolding, so unhappy.

"Half-immortal?", Zhang Ling said secretly, but he didn't have the beard of a half-immortal.

Zhang Ling couldn't help but take a closer look, and was sure that it was the half-immortal during the day, and there was another person next to him at this time, this person Zhang Ling still had some impressions, when he was hexagram during the day, this person had been next to him, and it turned out to be a gang, presumably his money bag must have been stolen by them.

Thinking of this, Zhang Ling entered the door directly without saying a word, and the old bustard who greeted the guests at the door of the Qinglou saw this fresh face, and the dress was not bad, and some guests naturally greeted him with a smile, and immediately called two women.

Zhang Ling didn't pay any attention to these moods, rushed straight to the short and fat man's house, and kicked the door open.

The old bustard saw that the posture was wrong, and thought that it was another man who was fighting because he was fighting for the girl, so he hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade him: "Uncle, we have a lot of beautiful girls." Don't be angry because of the girl, I'll introduce a few packages to the uncle, and the quasi-uncle is satisfied."

Zhang Ling didn't answer, just stared at the frightened Humpty Dumpty man in the room, and said, "Half Immortal, we meet again."

This kind of posture must have seen a lot of the woman in the Qinglou, and she was not afraid, but slowly retreated and stood beside her.

Humpty Dumpty and his companion were drunk, and when the companion saw it, he turned his face sideways and pretended to be drunk.

Humpty Dumpty looked at it and recognized it as the hapless man of the day.

Originally, he just knew that he wanted to make a few copper plates, but he didn't want the other party to find fault, so he teamed up with his accomplices to steal his money bag, but he didn't expect that he was still a rich man, and the silver tickets in the money bag were thousands of taels, which was enough to be chic for more than half a year.

At this moment, he was drinking flower wine with his companions in a chic and happy manner, but he didn't want to be recognized by someone so coincidentally, and he didn't dare to look at Zhang Ling's eyes and said: "Who are you, I don't know you, what a half-immortal, you admit it wrong."

Looking at the other party's weak appearance, Zhang Ling was even more convinced that it was these two people who stole his money bag

"If you admit your mistake, then you will consider yourself unlucky, even if I admit my mistake, my fist will not admit my mistake", said and picked up his fist and strode over, the Humpty Dumpty companion saw that the situation was not good, so he hid behind Humpty Dumpty, but at this time, Humpty Dumpty was also unable to protect himself, and he shrank inward and hid under the table, shouting "Hero, hero"

Zhang Ling walked to the table and pulled it out, grabbed the collar of the short and fat man, and said, "You fat man, you are doing some tricks, kidnapping, and stealing, bring my money bag!"

Seeing that Zhang Ling was holding on to his companion and had no time to take care of himself, the Humpty Dumpty accomplice plunged into the half-open window and ran out, shouting loudly, "Big brother, take care"

The Humpty Dumpty man was caught by Zhang Ling and saw his companion fleeing, muttering: "You unrighteous thing, you will break up when you leave"

Zhang Ling grabbed Humpty Dumpty, the main culprit, and did not chase after the accomplice who had escaped.

Humpty Dumpty begged for mercy loudly: "Have you eaten the hero?

The bustard, who was a little anxious on the side, heard this and immediately said: "Yes, yes, yes, hurry, girls, accompany this uncle."

The girl next to her immediately smiled, and the originally frightened appearance immediately changed into a flattering smile, and they approached Zhang Ling's side one after another, constantly holding Zhang Ling's arm, Zhang Ling said with some displeasure: "It's none of your business, let me go away, I don't need anyone else here."

Humpty Dumpty hurriedly said, "Didn't you hear what the hero said?

The old bustard saw that this posture was wrong, and also made a gesture to quickly let the girls withdraw, and when he left, he closed the door and said, "Uncle has something to tell at any time."

The Humpty Dumpty man couldn't cry or laugh at the moment, and had nowhere to vent but scolded loudly at the bustard: "Get out!"

Then he smiled at Zhang Ling in a harmonious voice: "Hero, there is no one, let's have something to say, say it well."

Zhang Ling snorted and let go of Humpty Dumpty, he was a little hungry and thirsty, so he sat down straight, picked up a pair of chopsticks, held the vegetables, and held the wine jug while eating and drinking: "Say it"

The Humpty Dumpty man stood next to Zhang Ling and didn't know what to do for a while, and then like a big fat cat, the cat leaned behind Zhang Ling and began to beat his back, saying: "Hero, I'm not also for life, it's not easy", said and changed the hammer to pinch.

Zhang Ling couldn't help crying and laughing, this guy really has two hands, and the technique of pinching his shoulders and beating his back is still in place, which is very comfortable. said: "Do you go to the pit to cheat and steal for the sake of life?"

As soon as the Humpty Dumpty man heard this, he immediately looked righteous and awe-inspiring, stopped what he was doing and said, "Hero, old man...... Oh, I'm going to argue."

"Don't stop, keep pinching", Zhang Ling continued to eat and drink with an unconcerned expression.

"Alas, yes, yes," Humpty Dumpty continued to pinch his shoulders and thump his back.

"Hero, you say that I was abducted and deceived, but I have wronged me a little, I never do that kind of thing" The fat face of the short and fat man was beating horizontally, obviously looking like he had been wronged and wronged!

Zhang Ling glanced at it and couldn't help laughing: "Then please say to the old fairy, what about the man on the street today? Why don't you see him? How many accomplices do you have?"

"The word immortal...... Don't dare to be, don't dare to be", hearing Zhang Ling say the old fairy again, the short and fat mantra said that the smooth mouth was going to come up again, and immediately stopped again, and said with an embarrassed face.

"Daxia Mingjian, except for the one who just ran, I really have no other accomplices, that man is the day I was divining on the street, no one cared, I found a man who sold firewood for hunting, he was originally a strong man, but he was in a trance when he walked, and he looked weak and weak, and he had two wounds on his ankles, which must have been bitten by a poisonous snake when chopping wood, so he made a statement, so that he could obtain the grass, the earth pole, the lotus leaf grass, and the detoxification. And then as you can see, it must have had an effect, and the man came to repay the favor, which can also be said to be a cheat."

"What did the woman say?" Zhang Ling said

"The woman, there is a rash on her face, the woman scratches from time to time, her behavior is hesitant, it must be a private place, looking at her symptoms, it is expected to be a pox, I will use the name of Wong Tai Sin, let her take mulberry root, boil it with my runes, it will definitely be effective, so it is not a cheat"

"I haven't heard that runes can be cured when boiled," Zhang Ling said, putting down the flask.

"Of course, the rune can't cure the disease, but the words on the rune are written in black fish ink, and it has the effect of curing acne with mulberry root."

"I didn't expect that you still know these medical skills", Zhang Ling couldn't help but be a little noncommittal about Humpty Dumpty's answer!

"Don't hide it from the hero, I am the apprentice of the medicine king of the medicine king of the medical master - the medicine king, just because I am used to being careless, I offended the master and was expelled from the valley", the short and fat man saw that Zhang Ling's anger was relieved a little, so he sat next to Zhang Ling and respectfully poured wine for Zhang Ling.

"The apprentice of the Medicine King?", Zhang Ling couldn't help but glance at Humpty Dumpty, this figure didn't look like the son of a famous medical artist.

"Exactly," said Humpty Dumpty.