Chapter 28: Fish are not easy to touch

The next day, the Niu family prepared for the wedding and purchased a large number of supplies.

In order to reconfirm Wei Fan's conspiracy, Hu Qiniang said: "It's better to call all the old folks in Qingniu Town, it's more lively." ”

Mrs. Niu said: "No, no, we have calculated the hexagram for Niu Wugen, and the marriage needs to be low-key, and no outsiders can participate." Finally able to get married, you need to be cautious, in case you are overjoyed by some half-life person or something, it will be troublesome. ”

Hu Qiniang helplessly: "Then follow your in-laws!"

On the surface, the Li family follows the Niu family, but in fact, we all know that they want to break the ban of Niu Wugen, and then they can crack the domain of the Niu family's ancestors, so as to use Gu Baowei to wipe out all of us, and then take the Niu family's property for themselves. There are many people with mixed eyes, so it is naturally inconvenient to start, in case of revealing the news, it is easier to attract the attention of the demon hunting envoy, the occupant of the Niu family is superb, and it is really not easy for ordinary people to find out.

Seeing the puppet servants busy, Master and I also pretended to wear red and hung colors, but in fact we were all watching the excitement.

On this day, it was festive and peaceful, but both sides had their own ghosts.

As soon as the day dawned, everyone continued to prepare for the wedding, and the master of ceremonies was Mr. Bookkeeper - Golden Abacus.

Kong Zhi smiled and said to me: "This Wei Fan's puppet technique is really at its peak, it seems that he is a pure puppeteer, that is, a puppeteer who does not practice in any other department, can play the puppet like a real person, and even the master of ceremonies can pretend to be a genius." ”

In addition to the Li family, the Niu family, and a large number of puppets, this wedding is really "impressive", and there is simply no outsider.

Niu Wugen had been waiting in the auditorium for a long time, waiting for the bride, and when the chief witness and master of ceremonies were waiting for the bride, everything became very quiet.

One stick of incense, two sticks of incense, seeing that it is about to be auspicious, the bride has not yet appeared, but the bride does not appear and can not be urged, because this is the folk customary rule, the folk have clouds: "The hijab is red, the hijab is open, and you have to wait for her to come in a hurry." If the red head cover is forcefully opened, there will be a bloody disaster in three days. ”

However, just when everyone was waiting for the fire, especially Mrs. Niu, she was sitting on pins and needles.

Just when everyone was "acting" anxiously, suddenly a series of unexpected sounds sounded in the silent villa, which made Mrs. Niu angry.

This sound is familiar to adults, and everyone is familiar with it, but there are differences in familiar feelings. It was Yan Doudou, a sound that was both enjoyable and seemed to have a hint of pain, and everyone realized that Master Niu was gone.

At this time, with the earth-shattering roar of the old man, he shuddered, a spiritual energy was not controlled, and rose to the sky, but the aura had not yet rushed out of the roof, and a thunderbolt fell from the sky and fell on the top of the cow's head, and five colorful thunderbolts drilled into his body, splitting the old man Niu into a roasted housebird.

And everyone standing on the wedding hall waiting also saw the five-colored divine thunder clearly, and they were all terrified immediately.

Yan Doudou flew out directly from under Master Niu at that moment, and she had already been prepared to dodge, she smiled contemptuously, pulled up a piece of white veil, turned in a circle, and wrapped herself into a zongzi.

The old man Niu was on the spot, blackened, but he had a smile on his face, and even a tear, which was laughing, it was really a veritable "smiling nine springs".

"Damn, it's a good thing!" At this time, a person got up and smashed the table.

"Haha, I think it's a bad thing that has ruined you!" Kong Zhi stood up unhurriedly and said mockingly.

"Since Brother Tai has already seen my plan, why do you want to harm my junior brother!"

Kong Zhi was intransmissible: "The plan? I think it's a conspiracy." Since he is a man of sect and faction, why do you want to do such a thing that is detrimental to yin morality?"

Wei Fan contemptuously: "Is it detrimental to Yin Virtue? How many people in this Immortal Cultivation Realm have never done anything detrimental to Yin Virtue?

"There are also people with sects and factions, but they didn't come to seek treasures, but to save people!"

Kong Zhi said it eloquently and uprightly, which made me, Yan Nanbei, and Hu Sanniang turn red all of a sudden, like three tomatoes. At the beginning, our purpose was no different from that Wei Fan, and we were also here to deceive, but something went wrong in the middle, but I didn't expect that the three Wei Fan brothers had already taken the lead here.

Mrs. Niu also turned her old face and said, "Senior brother, you don't have to talk nonsense with them, just kill them." ”

Niu Wugen looked at it in a daze and said, "You guys, what are you doing here?"

I came to Niu Wugen's side and pulled his sleeve: "Brother Niu, they are not your father and mother at all, and they are not your family's servants, but a few monks, we are here to save you." ”

"What about my lady?" Niu Wugen still thinks about his little lady.

"Your lady is my junior sister, and she is also here to save you!"

"Oh! Anyway, if you say save it, you'll be saved!" Niu Wuhe was banned, a little stupid, but only responded slightly consciously.

"Where's my dad?"

I deliberately slowed down my speech and mocked: "Your father? haha, your father did a good deed, and he died!"

The lady Niu snorted coldly when she heard this, and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, don't want to insult my second senior brother, my second senior brother is a golden boy, how can you be tempted by that fox? ”

"I said grandma, you don't know, my junior sister is amazing, my junior sister is an authentic fox spirit, don't say that the golden boy and the iron boy are the Buddha boys, they all take it the same, haha......"

Kong Zhi suddenly shouted at me: "Okay, you don't have the ability to fight with these seniors, if I lose, you won't die well, it's better to be obedient, maybe you can change a whole corpse." ”

When I heard Master say this, my head was scared. Master, why didn't you say it earlier, I thought you were sure to win, but the stinky fart master actually cheated me. I was so frightened that I lost half of my soul, and my neck shrunk. But thinking that he still had a double ring to rely on to escape, his mood calmed down again.

Wei Fan and Mrs. Niu waved their hands respectively, and there was a very fast footstep sound of "Boom" outside the door, and I listened carefully, there were seven people.

Master Kong Zhi smiled slightly, and the footsteps outside the door suddenly stopped, followed by the sound of "clanging" weapons colliding, and someone actually fought with the seven masters, needless to say, it was naturally Yan Doudou, because there was a crisp whip of "snap, pop" outside.

"Senior sister, you come to deal with those two old guys, and I will deal with this stinky fart master!" Wei Fan is not simple, he naturally saw that Kong Zhi is not good, said that he reached out and grabbed behind him, and gradually pulled out his spine section by section, when the spine was completely withdrawn, he shook with one hand, and all the bones turned into a steel whip, the steel whip bone quality, shining with brilliance, at first glance, it is not an ordinary thing, each section of the steel whip is wriggling, the latter section replaces the previous section, and the previous section rolls forward, when it rolls to the top of the whip, it seems to be circulating, and a new section is constantly rolling out from the whip handle, which is very weird, the creeping speed is slow, giving people a very weird and deep feeling, not like an ordinary weapon。

The "Mrs. Niu" pulled out two knives from the two cuffs, a single knife is long and one is short, it is a mandarin duck double knife, one knife is four feet long, the knife light is like a fish scale reflection, the excessive color is actually colorful red orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, dazzling, although the knife is long and wide, it is light and shiny. The short knife, short and sharp, looked very thick and heavy, as if it was rusty. Under the balance of the left and right, the weight is equal, but the center of gravity is different, the long knife is heavy, about 12 minutes on the skull, the short knife is heavy, only about one point on the slot, and the position of the center of gravity can be seen from the handheld posture.

Yan Nanbei and Hu Qi Niang saw this, and surrounded it, if this person attacked the senior Kong Zhi, it would also be very unfavorable to Kong Zhi, and immediately disperse the enemy's strength, which is the best tactic, balance the enemy and me, fight fast and fast, and win a group first to help their own masters, of course, this is the situation where the master and the two are almost the same, if the difference is very large, it will not help if it is not good.

However, what is the funny problem at the moment? You can't use Reiki, so it depends on whose fists and feet are good at kung fu and sword kung fu, and what is the nucleation provided by a group of immortals dancing with guns and sticks?

Kong Zhi looked at Wei Fan, stroked his palms and laughed: "You, puppet master, you have practiced your spine as a puppet, you are really desperate." However, don't be in a hurry to work hard, it's not easy to cultivate, in case you die in battle, the first half of your life's efforts will be ruined, and I don't want to die, isn't it good to live? Isn't it fragrant to eat pork? I haven't had enough of the fireworks in the world. Let's talk about a few of us, although we are here to save people, but it's not for nothing. Calm down first, calm down first, move swords, guns, fists and feet at every turn, that's all the work of reckless men in the rivers and lakes, don't Wei seniors feel very low? Is this what we immortals should do? Put down our weapons first, think about it calmly, is it necessary to work hard? No matter how good these treasures and spirit stone essences are, they are also foreign objects, how can they catch up with your predecessors, your life is expensive?"

When the Yan family elder and I heard this, we were taken aback, Senior Wei, is it higher than cultivating as a teacher? Grandmaster, what is the concept? Yan Nanbei calls the master a master, and the master calls the person in front of him a grandmaster, that is to say, this person's cultivation is either at the peak of the Yuan Infant Stage or above the Yuan Infant Period, it is simply a legendary existence, I didn't expect there to be one in front of me.

Wei Fan was stunned when he heard this, "Your kid's pi is quite reasonable!" He continued after approving, "I'm not an uncivilized fool, so you can talk about it?"

"How else can you talk about it, of course, with your mouth. Senior, you are more than a thousand years old, you can't be stupid, think about it, this Niu family has a deep heritage, needless to say anything else, just the spirit stone essence and your junior sister's dusty ancient treasure are already hard to find. Then there must be more treasures in this Niu family, you see, Senior Wei, there are a few monks present, ah? We are just a group, and there are enough treasures to divide this Niu family. Why do you want to kill you and take it all for yourself, right?"

Kong Zhi stepped forward and hugged Wei Fan's shoulders when he said this, which was similar to his own brother, but Kong Zhi moved it for a while, so he withdrew his hand embarrassedly and continued: "Since we have a thirty percent mortality rate on our side, and you have a seventy percent mortality rate, then I think this Niu family treasure is not as good as seven or three points, I am seven and you are three, anyway, your people and my apprentice also helped you reduce one, but helped you." ”

"You fart!" scolded Mrs. Niu.

Wei Fan waved his hand: "Senior sister, don't worry, listen to how noisy this kid is! As he spoke, he put away the steel whip, "It's just that if I want seven points, because my cultivation is the highest, the resources I need the most, and I think you are the seventy percent mortality rate." ”

"Senior, what you said is not unreasonable, so it's hard to say who wins and who loses, are you willing to take this risk? Do you want seventy percent? I have to discuss with my people about such a large share ratio!"

The two of them talked like this, but Mrs. Niu, Yan Nanbei, and Hu Qiniang did not relax, and still put on a posture, at this time, Yan Nanbei had a copper-colored cigarette bag pot in her hand, and Hu Qiniang's weapon was the snake-headed cane, the snake's head was pointed, the eyes were green, the snake's mouth was like a bottomless black hole, I don't know what was hidden inside, and the body of the staff was even more pitch-black as ink, and the texture could not be seen, like an ink-colored light shot out of a black hole, held in her hand.

Kong Zhi came to Yan Nanbei's side and asked, "How much do you two think is more reasonable?"

Yan Nanbei said: "It's better to score five or five points, so it's easy to settle accounts." ”

Hu Qiniang nodded: "The wife is as good as her husband, and he can say as much as he wants." ”

Kong Zhi shook his head: "Cough, it's difficult, senior, you see that my people want fifty percent, you ......"

Wei Fan frowned: "Originally, these were all mine, and giving you thirty percent is already for the sake of your cultivation is not easy, if you want to be greedy more, how can I give up?"

Kong Zhi smiled: "Actually, if Niu Wugen can't break the ban, then we can't take away any more treasures, and naturally including the seniors." Therefore, this key is still in my apprentice Yan Doudou, as long as she is willing to enter the cave room after holding a wedding with Niu Wugen, then this big treasure will naturally no longer be restricted. However, Niu has no root spiritual root activation, at least there is a foundation building period of cultivation, I am afraid that everyone here is a mortal body, and none of them are his opponents, that is to say, no one can do what he wants, so what should I do? So I said, don't be in a hurry to do it, if you do it, even if you win, what can you do? If the ban is not lifted, it will still be the same nonsense. ”

Mrs. Niu scolded: "I think you are a blind man pulling the stringsβ€”pure nonsense." As long as we kill you, we will force your apprentice to marry Niu Wugen, and everything will be solved. ”

Kong Zhi suddenly looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahaha...... Hahaha...... Forced marriage, you are still monks, if the lifting method of this ban is not voluntary, it is useless, you should have tried it in Niujiazhuang for so long, haha. ”

Mrs. Niu bent her double knife into her arms, directly inserted it into the two cuffs, and said: "Ahem, really, how did you meet such a heartless person as you, if you don't fight, you won't fight, you say, how to discuss the law." ”

I was stunned to see the painting style in front of me suddenly change, rubbed my eyes, a little unbelievable, I thought that the master could be fluttering like a fairy and kill them all, but I didn't want to, now they are all sitting on the ceremonial table for a meeting, with their backs to the door of the three people: Kong Zhi, Yan Nanbei, Hu Qiniang, Wei Fan and Mrs. Niu who are sitting facing the door.

The two sides bargained for a war of words, and then discussed countermeasures like a cow without roots, and then there was another war of words.

Niu Wugen suddenly pulled the corner of my shirt on my shoulders and asked me, "What are they doing?"

I rolled my eyes, knowing that Niu Wugen is now restricted by the ban, completely without the ability of the spiritual root, and the five senses are naturally limited, no different from mortals, and in a daze, the few masters on the other side speak weakly, no one can hear it except me, and Yan Doudou outside the door is still fighting, so he naturally can't spare the energy to listen to the things inside the door.

I looked at the silly Niu Wugen, and changed my tone and said: "Cough, I said brother-in-law, they are discussing how to hold a wedding for you, this bride is really upset and can't get out, you have to be patient and wait." ”

I told Niu Wugen that I was here to save him, and he believed it, but now I said that it was for him to say anything, and it would be the same, sure enough, after Wugen said "oh", he also looked at a few people who were negotiating, and seemed to be waiting for the result.

After a stick of incense, Master Kong Zhi took out a pair of mahjong from under the bed with a smile and said, "I am the referee, the four of you play mahjong, two people work together, and a game will be won or lost." Our first Hu is five or five points, seniors, you are three or seven points, we are three and you are seven, you see that this is always okay. ”

Of course, Wei Fan could transmit the sound without using the aura, and after discussing it with Mrs. Niu for a while, he said, "Okay, just do it." ”

There was a "bang" playing mahjong, and Yan Doudou outside the door was still fighting, although the opponent was just a puppet, but it was really hard to fight with one enemy and seven.

What about me, what about my task, the master also sent a message to me just now, that is, to stabilize Niu Wugen, fortunately, Niu Wugen is more obedient this time, otherwise it will be really troublesome, firstly, he wants to get married, and he wants to marry Yan Doudou as his wife, and secondly, he believes me, and the people on the other side are all thinking about him, so naturally he has to wait for the result.

The three Jindan masters, a Yuanying power, and Wei Fan, who even called the predecessor of Yuanying Dapower, played mahjong there, and the master was the referee to supervise, reminding who played the wrong card, but what Wei Fan didn't expect was that Yan Nanbei and Hu Qiniang were demon cultivation partners, and they had the same mind, although they all sat opposite each other, but they had the same mind, and gave each other cards.

"Huh, haha!" Yan Nanbei stood up happily.

Kong Zhi approvingly: "The two are really the chivalrous couples of the fox clan, and they have the same mind, which shows that they have loved the world for a lifetime, and they even play mahjong so tacitly." ”

Suddenly, a short knife in the middle of the desk pierced out from below, and it was Mrs. Niu's short knife through the tabletop, and the long knife was chopped down again, the table was broken on the spot, and mahjong flew around, uproar, and scattered all over the place.

Wei Fan smiled coldly: "Hmph, Kong Zhi, you cheat, you transmitted the sound to guide the two of them to play cards with each other, what kind of mind is the same, it's all dogs." Lao Tzu killed you, it's a big deal to find someone who is willing to marry Niu Wugen, a fool in the future. ”

Kong Zhi said: "Ahem, you just communicated with Mrs. Niu, and also planned a set of tricks of 'two ghosts carrying a sedan chair', hinting at each other, out of the old man, then I naturally can't let you play with it." ”

......

Niu Wugen grabbed me and asked, "Why do they seem to be fighting?" ”

I spread my hands helplessly and said: "If there is a real fight, can I not persuade them? They are filming, do you like to watch the show, if you like to watch the show, bring me a plate of melon seeds, let's watch it while we eat, and when the scene is over, the result will be out." ”

Niu Wugen brought all the melon seeds on the three tables next to him, and the two of us sat on the bench and swallowed the melon seeds.

Kong Zhi and Wei Fan stood facing each other, both of them motionless. I felt that there was an aura of death in the air on Wei Fan's side, while Master was as calm as water, just like his people, as if nothing had happened, as if he didn't even have a weapon.

Kong Zhi shook his head again: "Senior, do you know that we can't use aura here, if you accidentally lose to me, it will be more than worth the loss, you have a lifespan of more than a thousand years, and I have only lived for three hundred years, and I haven't lived enough." ”

"Hmph, it's such a stinky fart for three hundred years, if you let you live for a thousand years, it will definitely be a big scourge in the immortal cultivation world, and I will eradicate you today. Wei Fan said solemnly.

"It's just a senior, think about it, you have a life span of two thousand years, only lived for a thousand years, in order to plot this treasure of the Niu family, try your best, even if it takes another hundred years, of course it is worth it, but don't forget, in this field, you and I are ordinary people, to be precise, if your martial arts are not as good as me, it is very likely to die in my hands, think about it, is it you who lose or I lose?"

Wei Fan said: "Since I have a thousand-year lifespan, I naturally have enough time to practice ordinary martial arts, am I still afraid of you?"

"Ahem, I said, Senior Wei, Wei Fan must be your name, but you haven't had a big reputation for more than a thousand years, it can be seen that you are usually low-key and cultivate hard, if it is ruined, are you really willing? Are you working hard to cultivate for this mere treasure and working hard with one of my juniors? Is it worth it? Also, do you know who my apprentice is?"

The steel whip in Wei Fan's hand was rolling, and he became a little slower when he heard this: "Then who are you apprentice? ”

Master Kong Zhi's eyebrows suddenly rose, his eyes were as sharp as the wind, and he seemed to be mixed with a chill, and he said word by word: "One! sword!"

"You...... You...... Are you an apprentice of a sword immortal?" Wei Fan seemed to be a little frightened, and took half a step back, the steel whip bone joint in his hand stopped rolling, it seemed that the bone joint was a puppet weapon that moved at his will, not driven by aura.

Kong Zhi said this, picked up a chopstick from the table and said, "If you can pinch me to death outside the realm, but here, I can use one chopstick at most to solve you." ”

Wei Fan's eyes rolled wildly: "I naturally don't look at you in this field, but here you and I are indeed equal mortals, and we can only fight with fists and feet." If you are really an apprentice of a sword immortal, then I am most likely not your opponent, but if you dare to deceive me, I will definitely crush you to ashes when you leave this realm......"

Kong Zhi said coldly: "So, I still have a chance to beat you here, and there is basically no way to survive when I go out, so you are forcing me to work hard." ”

As soon as Master's voice fell, the chopsticks instantly turned into a sword shadow in his hand, the sword shadow was in the shape of a sword, Master Kong Zhi stomped lightly under his feet, his body was directly horizontal in the air, and he grabbed the chopsticks with both hands, swallowed them with his hands, used the chopsticks as the sword body, and used the edge formed by the sword qi as the tip of the sword, and stabbed straight at Wei Fan.

Wei Fan was on guard, and the bone steel whip immediately blocked the front door, and the tip of the sword made of chopsticks pierced the steel whip, making an earth-shattering sound, "Boom!"

The surrounding tables were immediately blown into powder, and the astonishing momentum directly set off three layers of qi waves, Wei Fan was repulsed, and Kong Zhi also took three steps back, which shows that the reaction force is also very strong.

The melon seed plate in the hands of Niu Wugen and me was directly lifted off, our hair was flying, and our bodies were overturned, but Niu Wugen subconsciously grabbed me, and the back of my head did not fall to the ground.