I saw the old man stepping on her husband's chest, bending over and stretching his head with his eyes focused, staring at Liu Dingkui's neck, dragging the bun with one hand, and the saw in the other hand had been sawed into the neck for an inch, although there was no half drop of blood flowing, the scene of sawing the neck with a saw was really terrifying, Xiaolian, who was screaming and losing her soul, couldn't help trembling, and the gap in her neck couldn't help opening and closing up and down.

The old man hurriedly scolded loudly: "Don't move, don't let go, or it's over, hey! If you close your eyes, you won't listen, so quickly close your eyes and stand firm." Saying this, the old man stretched out his foot and poked a few times at the big hole on his chest, and suddenly trembled and stopped, standing in a daze, tears flowed out of his closed eyes.

"Don't be afraid! it's okay, old man, if I don't have any measure, I'll just break it, but if I break it, I'll really be done." Slathra's saw sound sounded again, although the sound reached Xiaolian's ears slightly, it was like a sharp sword piercing the heart, but thinking of the old man's clever methods, and thinking of the cured husband, he gritted his teeth and stood up more firmly.

Just a cup of tea, without the sound of see-sawing, only then did he stabilize his mind and slowly open his eyes. I saw that the old man threw away the saw, his head had already been sawed off, and he pulled Liu Dingkui's hair bun and tied it to the iron door. Looking at the sawn head and the wounds on the body, the blood was red, but not a drop of blood flowed.

The old man pulled open the iron fence again, dragged his body back and stood in front of him, found the pig's head and sat on the cavity, and quickly pinned it with a steel needle. Hands clutched the wound on the neck and secretly exhausted. Shaking back and forth, the shaking feeling is quite sturdy.

The old man hugged the human head and shouted to Xiaolian outside the iron fence: "Come here and hold it steady, block his ears, don't let go." ”

Xiaolian held her husband's head with both hands, and her body trembled slightly involuntarily. The old man stretched out one hand and grabbed his nose to cover his mouth, and the other dirty hand rubbed wildly on his body and reached through the saw. The old man tilted his head, the corners of his mouth, eyes, nose, eyebrows, and even his ears were writhing irregularly, and his hands were not idle, and he was rubbing indiscriminately among the people's heads.

Xiaolian, who was holding her husband's head, opened her mouth wide, but she couldn't close it anymore. I just felt that the fingers blocking my ears were itchy, as if a small worm wanted to get out.

Suddenly, I heard a hum! Two sounds, turning my head to see that the pig's head on my husband's cavity actually opened its eyes, the pig's nose was spurting, and the pig's mouth was wide open and making a humming pig cry. Xiaolian's wide open mouth finally closed, but it was strangely oblique, and it couldn't come up.

Hearing the pig's call, the old man also turned his head to look, then looked at Xiaolian and said, "Hey, why don't you little daughter-in-law know how to care for the fruits of other people's labor, it seems that you will have to sew a slit in your mouth again later." ”

After that, the old man's eyebrows furrowed, and the hand that pinched his nose and covered his mouth pinched hard, pinched a small slit in his mouth, lowered his head and blew it mouth to mouth. I heard a sound like a wave, and with my other hand, I grabbed a red-gold insect-shaped thing and pulled it out, which writhed restlessly in my hand. The old man looked at Daxi, and regardless of the human head, he threw the golden worm into the air, and slapped the worm with a snap of his palms, and stretched out his hand to look, his hands were covered with red golden gas-like ashes.

looked at Xiaolian and smiled, turned sideways and pressed her palms to her abdomen: "Hahaha! I have this opportunity in vain, and my cultivation will definitely be better than the old man in the future." Hahaha!"

I saw that the gold pressed to the belly slowly disappeared into the belly, and the warm current in the abdomen flowed into the fetus along the meridians, and the whole body was indescribably happy and comfortable.

Suddenly, Liu Dingkui's head in his arms suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Xiaolian, there was no stupidity in his eyes, but he was full of tears of love, and opened his mouth and said, "Lian'er, am I dead?" Although the voice was small, it woke up Xiaolian like thunder. I wanted to say something, but the scene just now shocked the little daughter-in-law's jaw, and there was only a vague voice of kindness in her mouth.

"With my old man here, it's hard for you kid to die even if you want to. ”

After that, he ripped off his shirt, and then looked at the head on the old man's thin neck, and twisted it weirdly behind his back. He made a cut in his back with his fingernails, and pulled one hand over the head and pressed it. With the other hand, he pinned the steel pin around his neck to his back. patted the face on the back of the head: "It shouldn't be able to fall off, you kid will stay on the old man's back for two days, right?" After that, he turned his head again, reached out and twisted Xiaolian's chin.

Xiaolian, who only felt that her chin was reset, quickly knelt down and said: "You are really a living immortal, the fairy grandfather saves people to the end, please put my husband's head back on his body!"

"Not yet, the evil is still in his body, do you see the pig's head? ”

The pig's head seemed to understand, and suddenly the pig's ears fluttered, and his mouth snorted a few times.

"Let your big pig's head bark. As he spoke, he tore off a piece of white silk and tied it to the long pig's mouth.

The old man's head behind the back said, "Lian'er, I was wrong, I was very wrong, you forgive me!"

Xiaolian, who was excited, bit her lip and nodded gently.

The head said, "If you forgive me, come and kiss me, right?"

Xiaolian was suddenly stunned, thought for a while and asked, "Are you really sick?

"Don't mention that painting in the future, I will only love Lian'er and you alone in the future. ”

Xiaolian, who was moved, leaned over to the old man's back and kissed the head, unwilling to part for a long time.

The old man was suddenly displeased, and said, "You kid, you have lost all your mouths, and you are such a sensual pickle girl." I'm angry with the old man, let you get tired of my back and eat my fart. As soon as the words fell, a long voice came from under the two of them.

The stench hit the two, and then they reluctantly separated quickly, Xiaolian was fortunately able to dodge covering her mouth with one hand, and fanning her in the air with the other. This Liu Dingkui is miserable, bursts of spicy and dazzling stench rushed into his nostrils, and his face suddenly had a gloomy expression, and tears flowed from him, but he could only retching without a body.

The old man jumped and clapped his hands happily when he heard the retching sound, and said with a smile, "Let you be scared." Don't vomit, be careful with your head coming down. ”

"Grandpa Fairy, don't jump, or you really turned Dingkui's head upside down. ”

"Hey, old man, I forgot, there's one thing growing in the back. I can't stand it, who told you to grow on my back, and tell you the unfortunate news that boy, you have to enjoy it on my back for two more days!"

The old man's stench was reduced a lot, and Liu Dingkui's head finally opened his mouth and said, "You old man, what have you eaten?

If it weren't for my apprentice's sake, Lao Tzu wouldn't want to get involved in the affairs of the two of you. Forget it, if you don't live in vain, the old man still has something to do. ”

After that, he took the white silk and turned it into a small strip of cloth and wrapped it around Liu Dingkui's body: "Little daughter-in-law, come here, do you see my technique? ”

Soon after, the body below the pig's head was tightly tied like a white zongzi. The old man looked at the zongzi with satisfaction with his hands behind his back, then turned around and asked his head: "Look, my old man is clever enough, right? ”

Seeing that his body was full of entanglement, Liu Dingkui just sighed and said nothing.

The old man used a piece of white silk left behind to open and cover the pig's head, and then tore a small eye at the nostrils of the pig's head, and said to Xiaolian as if asking for merit: "See, the breath enters your husband's body with the pig's head, otherwise, this light rod cavity will be suffocated." Go back first, and I'll give you a complete husband in two days. With that, he motioned for Xiaolian to walk out of the iron gate, and broke the iron fence again with both hands.

Xiaolian, who was standing outside the door, asked the old man to turn around and said to Liu Dingkui on his back: "Dingkui, don't worry, if your mother knows that you are cured, her old man's illness will definitely recover." Wait two days, and I'll bring my parents to see you. When the time comes, our family will kneel in front of the county master to explain the reason and say some good things, and the master will not come back to embarrass our family. ”

"Hey, I'm already a person who has died once, can a person who has died once still be afraid of death? As long as my family is well, I will be satisfied. Come, let me kiss you again!"

The old man suddenly turned around in annoyance and said, "If you dare to scare me on my back, be careful old man, I will use my spirit to scare you." ”

Seeing that the old man turned to face her, Xiaolian hurriedly stepped forward and knelt on the ground, and kowtowed a few times: "Immortal grandfather, our whole family can't repay your great kindness, please give me the name of the immortal, so that my Liu family will be grateful and respect your old kindness for generations." ”

The old man tugged at his beard and said, "What is unkind, I don't want to do this, just remember that you promised me." Go home and support your parents, don't treat my apprentice badly, and remember to collect my body for me after the autumn. ”

Yes, this strange old man is called Dingxuzi, this Dingxuzi travels all year round, and often says to people, "You are good!" and never empty words, but his benefits are sometimes good, sometimes bad, and more often it is not good or bad. When people who get his so-called benefits talk about them with others, they always laugh at themselves and say, "The benefits of giving them are really not bad." Over time, he also gave him the nickname "Not Bad Weird".

It's not bad that Wei Su has a friend, this friend is not simple, but Moyin Mountain, the "Ziyang Ancestor" of the Ziyang Immortal Sect. It is said that this Ziyang Ancestor is more than 300 years old, but the 300-year-old Ziyang Ancestor is commensurate with his elder brother. According to Ziyang Ancestor himself, he knew this monster when he was seven years old, and the monster at that time looked like this, but when he was old, this monster still didn't change at all.

Because of the relationship with the Ziyang Ancestor, this Dingxuzi is also listed in the Ziyang Immortal Sect, and occasionally returns to the sect, and will preach to the disciples in the sect when he has time, so the people in the Ziyang Sect also respect him as the second ancestor.

This must have an eccentric temper, but he is still nosy. This time, he was also sentenced to beheading for taking care of a stall of idle things, but this is not bad but the monster said that he was destined to have this catastrophe, and he was happy to wait for the autumn queen to cross this golden catastrophe.

Two days later, Liu Dingkui's head recovered, and the family was acquitted and reunited.

Besides, this Lu Banxian has been studying the mysteries every day since he got the volume. And he himself doesn't know if there is really a windfall in this fixed shrine. I just want to enter the tomb of the gods, so that I can find the way to become immortals. So he wanted to find some people to help him realize his dream, and then there was this gang of six.