Chapter 37: The Ins and Outs
"Senior Brother Tong Hai!" As soon as Liu Yujiang left, I called Tong Hai.
"Senior brother, I'm here!"
"Go and call Uncle Shi and Ah Zhu!"
"Howler!"
In other words, in Shangyunguan, although there are not many of us, the hierarchy is very clear, master, uncle, then me, then Azhu, and finally it is the turn of the two junior brothers who have not yet married and have children, and the trivial matters of running errands and passing words are handed over to the two junior brothers. Azhu has to serve the daily life of the two seniors, and I have to go down the mountain to do things, and the others have to go down the mountain randomly according to the situation.
As soon as Tong Hai left, I secretly wondered: "This woman who can deceive the jade stonemason is absolutely extraordinary, and it is normal to be targeted by someone with the value of a jade stonesmith, if the Liu jade craftsman is not close to the woman, it is difficult to be fooled, such a heavy treasure Liu Yujiang is lost, it is really incredible." Usually when you get such a treasure, you will run away, how far and how far you run, but the friar should also know that the owner of such an important treasure will inevitably look for it, this thing is either hidden in the shadows, or she herself has not left March City, the so-called most dangerous place is the safest, she must understand such a simple truth, but the person who is looking for it also understands. If you are a monk, it is very difficult to get caught just by putting it in a storage bag. Therefore, if you want to recapture this gentian pendant, you still have to think of a way. ”
"Jiujin must have something important to find his uncle, let's say, what's the matter. "A ghost is a ghost ugly, and many places are no worse than Master Kong Zhi.
"Uncle Shi, I took a big job and took 12,000 high-grade spirit stones, just to find something......"
I told the ins and outs of the future, and the ghost smiled and said: "Cough, what should I do, isn't it just looking for something, although you didn't steal it this time, we can't cheat the money for help, but this female cultivator will definitely not leave March City, do you know what the gentian pendant is?"
"I shook my head!"
"Gentian pendant, there is also a name dragon king pendant, and there is also a dragon king seal, which is a rare jade in the world, and every time it is born, it will lead to something. Legend has it that these jade artifacts contain a trace of dragon energy, and the treasures of the immortal royal family are among the people, and they are available in all dynasties, and this one seems to me to be from the previous dynasty, so it is even more sensitive. In fact, most monks are more superstitious about this thing, and they feel that a trace of dragon qi has the opportunity to become an immortal emperor, which is useless in my opinion. Liu Yujiang is a mortal, I don't know what customers put this thing in his hands, I'm afraid it is also to hide it, and now Liu Yujiang must be targeted if he loses it. Therefore, this matter looks simple but a little complicated, but if you don't get it right with the Dragon King falling out of March City, you will be killed in seconds, so the analysis of the master and nephew is good, this person must still be in March City. ”
"Uncle Shi has a good plan?"
"If you want to do this, you must not be able to throw bricks and attract jade, you must throw jade and lead bricks. ”
"Throwing jade to lead bricks?" "The first time I heard such a word, throwing bricks and attracting jade, it was all a small and broad strategy, this throwing jade and bricks, isn't it a waste, and even the gains outweigh the losses?
"That's good!" Ghost Ugly put a soundproof cover, and then whispered, "If it is too obvious, the other party will also notice it, so this really has to be cooperated by the two of us, and even have to find foreign help......"
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This fairy building is located on the north shore of March Lake in March City, not far from the famous dance and music workshop. Since ancient times: "open Zhumen in the south, look at the green building in the north", the green building is also the fairy building, mostly in the north of the city, and a few are built in other directions. March City is prosperous, and the natural nightlife is also rich, and the March Tower is also a holy place for many talented tourists.
When I arrived near the Fairy Building, I could smell the smell of fat powder from afar, so I covered my nose and said, "Uncle, what's so good about this, why do so many men like to go to that kind of place?"
Uncle Ghost Ugly smiled and whispered slightly: "Since ancient times, talented people have been amorous and infatuated, and the fairy building has written obscene poems. The face is full of peach blossoms, and the apricot branches are pressed in front of the jade railing. The mystery in this is the normal feeling of people, but it is better for the cultivator to be pure and have few desires, if he falls into the network of love and desires and cannot extricate himself, then the avenue will be in vain, and even if there is, it must be stopped in moderation. ”
When Uncle Ghost said this, it seemed to imply something, could it mean that I fell in love with Ah Zhu?
Oniug continued: "Literati and writers who are generally opposed to poetry like to come here, and the women here are versatile and have a common language for the literati. Why does the dance and music shop and this fairy building reflect each other, the two have two styles, the dance music workshop is not a woman, and the fairy building sells and sells she
for you to choose. If you are elegant, you can go to the dance workshop to listen to the songs and dances, and recite poems, and if you are lewd, you can come to the fairy building to leave your silver taels and a tael of essence blood. This poetry is right, usually it has to be related to love, otherwise this kind of poetry is good, or the song is good, it is difficult to have beauty, the beauty of poetry is the fundamental embodiment of human nature, you see which poem does not have a little bit of amorous color? In short, if you want to be a gentleman, you can lose weight, let alone be romantic overnight. On the surface, it looks like a splendid scene in the world, but in fact, we cultivators despise it, once you are obsessed with this thing, it will greatly affect your state of mind and cultivation, and your heart is like numbness, how can you continue to improve your cultivation?"
I nodded and said, "Because of this, this woman must be hiding in the Fairy Building, because cultivators will not come to this kind of place easily, and most of them are worldly people." ”
"Hehe, it may not be hidden in the Fairy Building, after all, the Fairy Building can even be thought of by you, so you can only lead it. I will soon lead the snake out of the hole by throwing jade bricks, the master and nephew will look at it, this person will be in March City, there must be clues on such precious jade for the owner to find, if you hand over the thing to others for safekeeping and there is no mark, presumably you will not do it, so the thief easily does not dare to leave, in case of the east window incident, it is good to return it, so that you can avoid a death, if you escape, once you are found, you will have a grudge, so as long as it is to mix the fairy world, it will inevitably do so, their plan is so detailed, it seems that it is also an old ghost. ”
Came to the teahouse opposite the fairy building, it was very lively, the people in the teahouse could just see a group of little fairies on the balcony on the second floor of the fairy building opposite, the tea house tea guests were also discussing, and the little fairies also liked to seduce the passers-by who drank tea here, flirting and scolding were not lively, in this 10,000 words are not described one by one, spicy eyes, piercing ears.
Liu Yujiang called a single room, and he lost the treasures of his patrons, which was inconvenient to travel, so he even dressed up in disguise and wore casual clothes. Seeing that he was a bit of a thief, I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't make a noise about this matter, he had two fears, he was afraid of the wife of the, and the other was afraid that the patron would know.
"Tell me, what's going on!"
Although it is a private room, the ghost still puts a soundproof cover.
"Since only you know and I know, it's still ...... And your uncle knows, there is no one else, so I will tell you about yesterday's situation. I'm not afraid of your jokes, I'm a person who likes to prostitute for nothing. But this woman is not from the Fairy Building, but what happened in the Qingming Inn next to the teahouse. ”
My second uncle and I glanced at each other, and sure enough, how could something happen to a little fairy.
Liu Yujiang said: "I drank a little wine at the time, passing by this Qingming Inn, the inn's white boss Bai March and I are old friends, and he also knows me. He secretly told me that there was a foreign woman living in the inn, who seemed to be a lost lamb, with a sad face, but handsome, with a good figure, the place where it should be thin should be fine, and the place where it should be soft can be soft, it can be said that it is the type I like. Boss Bai pointed me to the room, and I threw ten taels of silver to Boss Bai. ”
I was slightly stunned, a piece of information is worth ten taels, Boss Liu is really a local tyrant, but there is a reason for this, I slowly understood after listening to his following.
I knocked on the woman's door, and she answered, and I pretended to be a fellow to bring water for washing my feet, and I pushed the door in and slammed it in while she was opening the door. She said, 'What are you going to do?' I said don't be nervous, I am the richest man in this city, and seeing that the little lady lives here alone, I am afraid that the night guard will be empty, and the body will be cold, so I will give you warmth. Ahem, don't laugh at me, that's what I'm wrong with, but don't let my daughter-in-law know. ”
We both nodded, and the Liuma clan was a household name in March City, and the sprinkling could scare the dogs everywhere, and the chickens jumped on the roofs in fright. Don't say that Liu Yujiang instructed, even if he doesn't say it, we don't want to provoke that shrew.
"The woman said, 'You go out, if you don't go, I'll call someone' I've seen a lot of battles, as long as the money is enough, let alone a passing woman, even the chaste martyr I can make her split her thighs. I took out a big goldfish from my arms and said temptingly, as long as you sleep with your grandfather for one night, this big goldfish is yours, it stands to reason that ten taels of gold is a lot, but this woman can't look at it, and said angrily Who do you think of me? cough, I have heard this countless times, of course I don't give up, her buttocks are particularly upturned, that is, I especially like that. I couldn't resist the temptation, so I took out a jade pendant, which was worth three hundred taels of gold, but she only hesitated, still a little angry, although her attitude eased slightly, but she still didn't want to lose her reputation because of this. ”
The ghost ugly smiled and interjected: "Master Liu is so good at sleeping with other people's mothers-in-law, if I have a wife in the future, I have to ask her to stay away from you." ”
Liu Yujiang said: "Oh, Shangyun Guan Dingfei's wife, how dare I think about it, besides, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, I will bully and bully outsiders, and I will not move the locals." ”
"I'll just joke with you, go on. ”
Liu Yujiang sighed when he said this: "Ahem, I'm a lust fan, and I don't wear more expensive things with me, but I remember that someone entrusted me to keep this piece of jade before drinking, and said that I would take it after eight days, and there would be a heavy reward, and he gave me three hundred taels of gold as a pre-storage fee." I casually touched the bag of the entrusted depositor and took it out, the entrustment money is so valuable, that thing is naturally precious, and I have identified, it is definitely a good jade, rare in a thousand years. I drank too much at the time, so I gave it to the. Sure enough, the girl compromised, and when she saw the gentian pendant, her eyes lit up, and she praised it again and again as a good baby, and she was willing to accompany me for one night. ”
Then he briefly described the woman's figure and kung fu with a fluttering eyebrow, as if he had forgotten to lose something important. I was secretly speechless, even widening my eyes, I didn't understand what he was saying, although I knew a little bit about men and women.
I just know that female cultivators are much better than ordinary women in this regard, and I have heard of Yan Doudou and Niu Wugen before, and it seems that the woman who deceived the gentian pendant is undoubtedly a monk. I was a little enthusiastic by what he said, and my face was slightly hot. But I've just come of age, I can only listen to it as if I don't understand, whether I know Azhu back then, or what he says now, it's a strange world for me, all the pleasure, coolness, and the words described by adults, for me I am like an immovable Buddha statue, as stable as Mount Tai, which also makes me seem more cultured and profound than them.
Sure enough, Liu Yujiang said: "Yun Zhongzi Xiaodao has such concentration at a young age, admire and admire. ”
After he praised me, I was a little flustered, waved my hand and said, "Mr. Liu, please continue." Yes...... No, I mean what happened next. ”
"As soon as the morning dawned, and my strength had passed, I suddenly remembered the treasure, and touched it to my body, and then I looked at the bedside, and she was still ...... I was immediately relieved. It's just that this promised other people's things, and wouldn't it be a big trouble to give them away and then come back. As for me, Bai prostitute has experience, and naturally she will not suffer, I got dressed and came to Boss Bai's counter and said to Boss Bai: I lost something last night, a jade pendant, it is very precious, and I will give you fifty taels to help me. Boss Bai immediately shouted: "Don't leave the guests staying in the hotel, someone has lost something, and you must find it!" ”
"Next, the inn was lively, the shopkeeper and the shop thugs guarded the door and searched one room after another, and when they found the door of the girl, the girl was just awakened by the noise outside, and opened the door while dressing. When I saw the opportunity, I shouted, 'She is wearing my jade pendant on her chest!'"
"It's terrible, everyone went to snatch back the jade pendant, the girl cried and grabbed the ground, and suffered a great grievance, but what's the use, I Liu someone likes the greedy little daughter-in-law who prostitutes the road in vain. ”
The ghost ugly said: "I didn't expect Master Liu to have such a plan, no wonder he would prostitute in vain, in this way, this woman should be arrested and sent to the Demon Hunting Mansion for interrogation, such a valuable thing." ”
Liu Yujiang sighed again: "Ahem, it would be nice if I really caught it, but at this time, a white-robed traveler appeared, dignified and looked very decent, and when he saw that I was going to twist the little lady to sue the official, he meddled and stopped: 'I see that the treasure has been recovered, it is better to forget it, I see that this little lady is pitiful, so I will compensate you with one hundred taels of gold, and give the innkeeper fifty taels of silver." I was going to refuse, I wanted to put the little daughter-in-law under house arrest and play for a few more days, but I didn't want Boss Bai to see Qian Yankai to dissuade me from pulling me down, after all, there were so many eyes watching, I could have pulled the ladies away, but I was also a little bit hindered by the money and persuaded by others, so I couldn't continue, and I glared at Boss Bai. But think about sleeping a girl in vain, and picking two hundred taels of gold for nothing, I made a lot of money. ”
"Haha......" The ghost is ugly ha, I also laughed secretly, sure enough, it is still a greedy word, this person is not only greedy for sex but also greedy for money, one is greedy like a tiger, and the two are full of ghosts, this person can live to this day.
I asked, "And what's next?"
"Then I went home, went home and took a shower, and if my mother-in-law smelled that I had a feminine smell on me, I would die. ”
I couldn't stop laughing, this person is haunted by ghosts, but I'm still afraid that my wife will know, it's really a perfect match, stealing chickens and dogs to bully women from good families, this person is really morally corrupt, it seems that in the end I still have to find a way to punish him, but I have to learn the jade carving technique before cleaning him up. I have a plan in my heart, this person is really shameless, and he asks for help, it seems that this treasure is indeed too valuable, if it is a general loss, it will be dumb to eat coptis. I muttered in my heart, I was very dissatisfied with this person's behavior, after all, I am now a person who has a girl I like, if my girl is bullied by such a bad person, what will I do? If I really didn't pay much attention to what was wrong with men before, now I understand that the woman I love can't be touched by others.
"When I carefully checked the jade dragon pendant at noon, I found that it was not the same as the previous one, but I was in too much hurry when I left the Qingming Inn in the morning, and I didn't look carefully, who would have thought that even the house was not out, and my gentian pendant was dropped? I complained to Boss Bai that it was good to take him to see the official at that time, in fact, I wanted to imprison him in a separate courtyard in the east of the city, but I could only say this at the time. ”
I was secretly surprised that this guy still has an annex where women are illegally imprisoned, so he should be reported to the official, and this person is ashamed to say it. I took advantage of the fact that Liu Yujiang didn't pay attention to ask for advice, and the ghost ugly shook his head and motioned for me not to think too much about it. This person is lawless, but think about it, we don't do anything good in this cloud view, deceive the world, and if the crime is exposed, it will be even greater, but it's a pity that we are deceiving people, people are willing to accept it, and we can also bring happiness and satisfaction to people, and it is difficult to have problems. No one dares to ask the gods and Buddhas about their crimes, and neither can the Demon Hunting Division. By the way, this person is so blatant and illegal to detain women, eighty percent of them are also gifts to the Demon Hunting Mansion, this March City is really corrupt, it can actually let such a person live in broad daylight, if I have the opportunity, not only will I punish this wicked person, it is best to kill him.
I'm a little angry, but if I take other people's money, my hands will be short, people are employers, there are rules in this immortal cultivation world, and those who take the employer's money and don't do anything are not finished after losing money, because the employer will reveal everything, and some information is too important The other party may want to kill you, but if the monk who takes the order completes the task, the employer can't kill the monk, this is also an unwritten rule, otherwise countless monks will kill the employer. It is an unspoken rule that neither mortals nor monks can blaspheme, so that the unwritten rule becomes the most powerful constraint to protect the interests of both parties.
There's no way, now I'm also riding a tiger, and I already knew that I wouldn't take this order. But think that if you don't answer it, Master Kong Zhi will also take it.
The ghost ugly said: "I thought that your thing was dropped and replaced, it seems that the woman and the man who helped her out of the siege are cooperating, you think you are a prostitute for nothing, but in fact, someone prostituted you." ”
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Liu Yujiang didn't leave until noon, and I asked Master Ghost and Ugly, "How do you throw jade bricks?"
The ghost ugly smiled slightly and said, "Then there must be jade first." ”