For a whole month, although there was a surge of breath in the belly, it did not affect the normal life of the black dog.

The husband and wife followed Dingxu's entrustment, and simply didn't invite Mr. at all, and Liu Dingkui directly taught Xue'er and Lao Hei in person. But Liu Dingkui had to do some duties of copying records in the yamen during the day, and he could only teach at night with candles.

The old black pondered all day, and the black shadow said that he would find some helpers to find me bad luck, and that he should keep an eye on the portal at night.

So every night is extremely alert, and I picked up the habit before I opened my mind, and I didn't sleep in bed anymore, but simply lay on the ground and listened vigilantly to the surrounding movements.

Halfway through the night, I faintly heard a whispered conversation outside the window: "I said the pervert, is this dog biting off half of your thigh?

"What? Nothing special? You see that he is covered in black hair and he is not easy to mess with, let's go back? Don't look for any scares. ”

"What the fuck are you smart, I think you should change your name to Coward!"

The anxious ghost who was bitten off his thigh said again: "Choking ghost brother, this product is indeed a bit Mingtang." But it also depends on who you meet, if you meet the eldest brother, don't say scare it to death, you can definitely bite off its dog head in one bite. Obey the ghost, don't you say?"

"Reasonable, our brothers have been in this realm for so many years, and they haven't suffered such a big loss, the eldest brother goes first, and the brothers will follow. ”

The voice of the clever ghost said again: "You are a obedient ghost, anyone who speaks is reasonable, I think the most unideaworthy thing is you." It was a dog, and its normal appearance could scare people to death, but it didn't work for dogs. I think our eldest brother has to take care of it first, it's better to let the tuberculosis ghost pretend to be a dead dog, and the eldest brother will tear it in half in front of the black dog on his back to ensure that the scared black dog is obedient. ”

A squirming voice came: "Why am I again? I was miserable enough, why not change my line this time?"

"Brother, of course the new recruits have to take the lead, besides, the brothers are not miserable? Isn't it because of a tragic death can they enter the reincarnation? This time, seeing that the big thing is about to be accomplished, won't the brothers be wiped out when the time comes?"

"I said that this impatient pervert is really immoral enough, and he peeps at the window all day long, and I don't think he will lose even if he dies a hundred times. He also called his brothers to follow the adventure with a shy face. ”

"Hmph, am I peeping? Do you know that this man has the breath of a god, which is what they call a spirit seed. Originally, our souls could not get close to such gods. But this surnamed Liu's body can exude a unique aura, not only is the brother not afraid, but he can also have signs of condensation after sucking. You also know that our brothers can only be regarded as some imps who do not enter the stream, if you gather and condense your soul, you can enter another realm, and then my brother and I will be qualified to enter the ghost path. Do you think that if we were developed, would we not remember our brothers? And it was only at the moment when he did that kind of thing that the breath became more intense. But it was about to happen, but it was ruined by this black dog. Woo woo! Our brothers don't hurt anyone, is it easy to do just for this point?"

The ghosts couldn't help but nod their heads when they heard this, and the choking ghost first said: "Our brother is the most righteous and righteous for this anxious ghost, my brother was bullied by a dog, and he lost his thigh as an elder brother, can he not care?"

The old black dog's face was pressed to the ground, and Lao Gao, who had his other ear upright, listened to it completely; I said! The little couple sighed all day long and begged for a child, it turned out that you were a perverted ghost, and today I have to eat you clean to see if you dare to do anything lacking in virtue again.

Suddenly there was no talk of the ghosts, and Lao Hei knew that these things were going to make ghosts. simply pretended to be asleep in a daze, squinted a dog's eye and secretly observed. I saw a fat red figure, carrying what looked like a dog, standing in front of him.

The clever ghost with a six-year-old boy figure and a fist-like head on the side said: "Go, get some light, and make some movement to wake up the black dog, so that the boss can do it." ”

Among the ghosts, only the anxious ghost condensed the four spirits and could barely hold the object, and took out the fire fold from the table and wanted to blow it with his mouth, but he didn't have any breath, so he simply took it in his hand and shook it. There was a slight burst of fire from the fire, and it was carefully lit against the candlestick. With a faint glow, he came behind the choking ghost.

In front of the dim candlelight, the shadow of the big belly and round waist looked even more fiery and weird. Carrying the fake dog on his back, his round eyes were wide with blood and tears, and he looked down at the black dog on the ground with frowning eyebrows and baring his teeth. He snorted viciously. But he hummed for a long time, but Lao Hei didn't move.

The choking ghost squatted hard in front of the old black head, put down the tuberculosis ghost, grabbed his big mouth with both hands, and slammed it up and down. The big mouth was torn apart, revealing a blood-red tongue, leaning down and licking the dog's ears, and gesturing at the black dog's head. He said slowly at the top of his throat: "Black dog, wake up quickly, if you don't wake up, your head will be gone." ”

Lao Hei, who was lying on the ground, felt unremittingly in his heart, "Grandpa Dog, I really won't get up today, see what you can do."

"Boss, bite him, you can't bite it and wake it up. ”

Suddenly, he bit the black dog's head in one bite, but it was easy to bite and it was difficult to pull it out.

At the moment when the choking ghost bit the dog's head, the old black branch rose up and pierced the black hair straight into the choking ghost's meat.

The choking ghost who had never tasted pain since he became a ghost felt like a thousand thorns and nails this time, and it hurt so much!

But Lao Hei was fine, he just stretched his waist, and the fat ghost hanging on the dog's head was thrown to the other side as if there was nothing, and he continued to lie on the ground and fall asleep.

The ghosts were anxious around the black dog, and there was no choice but to hold the choking ghost's thigh and pull it out. I only heard a clatter, and the boss dragged it down, but a whole chin was torn off and nailed to the dog's head.

Lao Hei shook the dog's head, bit his chin in his mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed it. Continue to pick up on the ground and remain motionless.

The half-hung ghost didn't hold back, and laughed: "Haha! cough cough! Hahaha! This dog is not easy to mess with." The boss doesn't know what to do, and it looks like he's going to choke to death for a while. ”

The choking ghost didn't have the heart to ponder the mockery of the half-hung ghost at all, squatting on the ground and holding the next uh-ah hum and screaming.

Lao Hei lay on the ground and couldn't hold back the laughter of the dog.

The anxious ghost looked for the smell and took out the urine bucket left by the old man from under the bed, and came to the black dog with a swaying hand: "Let your pig girl pretend to sleep." As he spoke, he snorted and threw it at the black dog's head.

Lao Hei only cared about smirking secretly, but it was too late to hear the sound of a bad voice. With a bang, he was smashed by the divine water left by the master and fainted.

"Aren't you just relying on dog hair? If you don't burn you bald this time, Lao Tzu won't peep at other little ladies in the future. The pervert said, and took the candlestick to the only dog tail that was not wet, and smoked it for a while, and suddenly the fire on the dog's tail was ablaze.

Lao Hei was dizzy from a burst of urine and felt a burst of fire on his tail. Woke up suddenly, jumped up quickly, and circled around the room in a panic.

The ghosts floated in the corners of the surrounding rooms, and Gu is laughter: "I thought that the god dog couldn't withstand a burn, not to mention that our perverted brothers really have some solutions." ”

Lao Hei, who burned his buttocks, didn't run, but fortunately, some sparks on the fluttering and burning dog hair spilled on the bed, and the whole bed was suddenly ignited.

Lao Hei didn't care about the ridicule of the ghosts above him, and simply jumped out of the window. Went directly into the water tank in the courtyard, and then I felt better about my ass. He raised his dog's head and looked at his dwelling, and it didn't take long to see the flames burst out of the window, whirring and cracking.

"Black dog, this time the brothers spare you from dying, next time you dare to do bad things to me, don't want to keep the dog hair on your body, just be a bald dog. Hahaha!"

The old black who was on fire with his ass and panicked in his heart couldn't hear the ridicule of the ghosts at all, shook the dog's head and barked, the dog sucked a mouthful of water in his mouth, and spit out the window.

"Haha! Stupid dog, this can put out fires. The ghosts floated in the air and couldn't stop laughing

But Lao Hei is a dog, and he can't quickly get water to put out the fire. When you see a flame, you will burn aside. There was no way, only the dog's paws clung at the doors of the other two houses and yelling.

"Old Hei, what are you calling in the middle of the night. Oh no, Xiaolian got up. Fight the fire!" Liu Dingkui didn't care about tidying up his clothes, and rushed out with a brisk step. found a bucket and shouted Liu Xue'er's name to save the fire.

"Pervert, you can't be the one you said has a fairy spirit, right?"

"Yes. ”

"Our brother hasn't seen him immortal, right?"

"What do you know, this thing has to do that to exude immortal energy. ”

"Oh, that means, our brothers can also taste the fairy energy?"

"Shhhhh ”

Lao Hei listened to the discussion of the ghosts and ghosts, and was so angry that he stared at the red and swollen dog eyes and screamed in the air. He jumped up and wanted to bite it, but saw the ghosts drift away.