Chapter 32 I'm so scared of the crawling baby
All the female fairies visited Hongchen, and the police fairy introduced them one by one, this is the Magu fairy, this is the Doumu Holy Monarch, this is the Tianmiao Zhenren, this is the Houtu Niangniang, this is the Nine Heavens Xuannu, this is the head of the hundred flowers--- Peony Fairy... Hongchen wrote it down carefully.
For a while, the fragrant wind was smoking, the shadow was charming, and the young god king was surrounded by a large group of warblers and swallows, some of them were at a loss, he had a bit of a wooden temperament, and he really didn't know how to leave and right the source, just to identify the beautiful and abnormal appearance of Kunxian in a short period of time, let alone the rest.
Looking at the young man who was in a hurry and a little embarrassed, those fairies were actually snickering, with playful expressions, as if they had discussed.
However, he said that the pure yang true monarch and the Tang Juan immortals were fighting with the immortals, and they had already stayed away from this seat, and suddenly saw all the female immortals going to the god king, and they were surprised.
Both of them are strange, how did Hongchen God King, who seems to be a somewhat restrained person, suddenly get the favor of all the fairies?
Don Juan doesn't care, this pure yang true monarch is a famous and suave man in the fairy world, he is very destined among the female fairies, and he sees the peony fairy in the queue from afar, how can he miss a while?
He hurried back, regardless of Don Juan.
Who knew that he was just about to pass, and was caught by the two old immortals of Xihua Emperor Jun and Cangwu Daojun, and he had to drink a few cups, one of these two immortals was a big golden immortal, and the other was a genuine golden immortal in charge of the Wanzang Sutra Building.
The police illusion fairy and the pure yang immortal exchanged pleasantries for a while, and also got up to say goodbye to the young god king, but when he was leaving, he leaned close and whispered a few words in his ear.
The pure yang true monarch who saw it was surprised and admired, this kid is not simple, his ability to deal with fairies is impressive, and he can be familiar with the police fairy at this time, tsk, it is really a strange number in the fairy world.
Pure Yang Immortal Jun looked a little stunned, and couldn't help but look far away.
When the Hongsheng God King saw it, he was puzzled and asked, "You are the only one, what about the sloppy guy?"
"He's merry over there, and Hugh is going to ignore him. I only ask you, do you know who the police illusion fairy is?" Pure Yang Zhenjun has retracted his mind, his face is straight, his eyes are very playful, Hongchen is a young man after all, he looked up and down, and he looked a little weak.
"According to my observations, no matter where the police fairy is, it is like the stars holding the moon, is there anything special?" Hongchen asked, he had guessed that this fairy sister must be extraordinary.
"I'll take your time. ”
Hey, it's selling Guanzi again, Hongchen can't wait to turn a pool of lake water into immortal wine, and pour it into the mouth of a pure yang immortal.
At this time, it has passed, the sun is still in the sky, the tall Taixuan Mountain in the distance is surrounded by thick fairy clouds, occasionally the wind blows, revealing a corner of the mountain, it is like a red golden transparent glass shining, this contains the way of nature of the Heavenly Ancestral Mountain, thousands of changes, it is really not comparable to ordinary fairy mountains.
The immortal capital Yujing City is said to be backed by Taixuan Mountain, but it is actually tens of thousands of miles away from its main peak.
There are nine main peaks in Taixuan Mountain, clustered together, all have the potential of the sky, I don't know how many thousands of miles high, there have been immortals who soared into the sky, straight into the green night, until they couldn't stand the wind and returned, and they didn't know how high it was.
And the heavenly court is also extremely majestic and magnificent, it is like a twelve-petal giant lotus, protruding above the remaining veins of Taixuan Mountain, floating in the air independently, under which the smoke clouds are shrouded, and the purple gas is steaming, like a huge and incomparable floating fairy island.
The winding city wall of the heavenly court is higher than the general fairy mountain, four main gates, eight side gates, all have the size of more than 100,000 zhang, when the city gate is opened on weekdays, not to mention that the immortals enter and exit the clouds and fog, it is the vast tens of millions of heavenly soldiers, and they can also gallop freely.
On the periphery of the Heavenly Court, there are 3,600 suspended cities, like stars and moons, supporting the thousands of palaces of the Heavenly Court.
In the east direction of the heavenly court, there is a city, made of five-colored gold and stone, and the word "Tongtian" is written on the city gate. The huge square in the center of the city, paved with cyan and white jade, thousands of huge bronze fairy pillars go straight into the sky, the fairy pillars are engraved with ancient fairy seals, runes, miracle pictures, and Taoist symbols, the sun and moon, the stars, the Taiji yin and yang fish, and there are many small and delicate miniature fairy mountains on the square, layer upon layer, floating in the air, fairy birds and birds fluttering.
According to the will of the Emperor of Heaven, like all moats, there is also a big feast here for three days, and the immortals and the people, all of whom are indistinguishable, can be seated.
In addition to the few immortal officials who presided over the banquet and arranged wine and food, as well as more than 10,000 immortals, the tens of millions of immortals in Tongtian City were all here at this moment, tasting wine and delicacies, of course, the specifications could not be compared with the heavenly court halls and the immortals in this city, but three or five people at a table.
When the time came, the immortals were drunk, and the fist line was not lively, but there was a strange seat, only one person was present, and there was no second person. Fortunately, the immortal official is too lazy to take care of it, and this person enjoys purity alone.
In the eyes of the immortals, the so-called immortal people are just mortals, without cultivation and certificates, and without the way of immortality, although they can live for an epoch, compared with the real fruit immortals, they are really white horses and disappear in the blink of an eye.
The immortal officials are self-contained, they drink separately, and as long as no one makes trouble, they don't care about the situation among these mortals at all.
The man wore a high bun, and the people often wore it, but the texture was excellent, comparable to the first-class fairy clothes, a pair of white jade-like bare feet, worn in a pair of green straw sandals, a teenager, a strange appearance, and an indescribable taste, as if the combination of two completely different charms of "no dust in the eyes" and "light and dust".
If it weren't for the fact that there was not the slightest immortal light on this person's head and body, he would have attracted the attention of the immortal official a long time ago.
The most interesting thing is that this person is not very old, but his face has a bit of a see-through and cynical look.
There were countless empty flasks in front of him, like a hill. His eyes grew brighter and brighter, like the stars at night.
"The food and wine here are good, but they can't compare to Heaven!" he licked the corners of his lips, narrowed his eyes, muttered to himself, and tilted his head to drink not a drop of the pot of wine.
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"What are you talking about?The Illusory Fairy is the daughter of the Great Emperor?" Hongchen Divine King shuddered for a while, wow, only to understand that under the effect of the origin of yin and yang, the immortals only have a little yin and yang attract, and there is no mortal affection, how can there be descendants? And it is the Emperor of Heaven, that is the Taiyi Golden Immortal?!
"If your eyes can kill people, believe that I am dead at this moment! You, you are an amnesiac child, rare and strange! With your Taoism, you would not have known? Please, hurry up and recover your memory, this is all common sense in the fairy world, and this seat will be angry with you!" The pure yang immortal shook his head again and again, as if he was heartbroken, and looked like a child who could not be taught.
Hongchen knew he was exaggerating, but he also reflected.
"No wonder the fairy also said just now that he wanted me to read the fairy world classics. ”
"I'm afraid you can't wait to see it, and you're going to suffocate to death first, hehe. "Pure Yang Immortals are happy to fall into the well and sprinkle salt on their wounds.
Playing tricks on the ignorant God King, so that the little disappointment he had just now had long since disappeared, he couldn't help but feel a little complacent.
He likes to show off, so that he can be a teacher, an ignorant boy like Hongchen God King, in fact, he will say it if you don't ask.
"Think about it, the immortals are just mortals in the heavenly realm, and they can still reproduce, if the immortals can't, aren't they as good as mortals?
The so-called immortal path is nothing more than yin and yang, cultivating immortals is to go around in the five elements of yin and yang, and the achievement of immortal fruit is just mastering yin and yang, the more mastery, the higher the immortal level. ”
"My generation of immortals, refining the immortal body, is a natural Taoist body, yin and yang harmony, like wishful thinking, you can not ask for anything else, purely with their own yin and yang, imitate the natural way of heaven and earth, create living beings, and do not stick to one pattern.
Don't you know that after the god opened up the heavens and the earth, he created countless living beings with himself? Oh, you just forgot now.
Let's just say that the descendants of this immortal, some are born from the forehead, some are born from the armpits, some are born from the back, some are born from the chest and abdomen, some are born from the mouth and spit out the clouds, and some are born from the top of the fairy light, which are ever-changing, and so on. ”
The Pure Yang Immortal paused, took a sip of immortal wine, and continued: "There is another situation, which is even more common: when the immortal goes through the stage of "becoming", that is, when the immortal body is completed, there will be many babies on the body, ranging from hundreds to tens of thousands, including men and women, all of whom are several inches high.
These babies can also be considered as children of immortals. If necessary, the immortals often combine many babies into one or two people, so that they can be regarded as giving birth to offspring. ”
"So small, so many?" Hongchen gestured with his fingers, a few inches high, and his hands gestured with many looks, with a look of disbelief.
"Of course!"
"Do I have a baby in me? I'm still young, right?" Hongchen's eyes were about to fall off, and he looked scared, and said to himself, I was young, wouldn't it be funny if I had a baby.
"Then I don't know, can't you see it yourself? Let Ben Xian see, ah, oh, oh, is there any? Crawl, crawl, crawl, well, it's okay, I can't see through you. The Pure Yang Immortal was shocked, exaggerated to the extreme, just like the Tsing Yi Immortal, it seems that there must be a teacher and a disciple.
Hongchen suddenly felt that the Pure Yang Immortal had become a lewd Immortal.
"In short, immortals can conceive offspring and regard them as children, or they may not, in a thought, it is all up to their hearts. "Pure Yang Positive Color.
Under the careful thinking of the young god king, these are nothing more than the way of yin and yang, and over time, he should figure out what he should deduce, but he is still too calm, and he is a little embarrassed at the moment.
The Pure Yang Immortal smiled, "Brother, have you figured out the matter of the immortals?
Hongchen is simple after all, so you have to think about it. At this time, Tang Juan happened to come back, glared at the pure yang real person, and stopped: "Don't be fooled by the god king, the affairs of immortals can be deduced from the righteousness of yin and yang, but the affairs of mortals are very pickled and cannot be scrutinized, let me tell you, you are blind in the province, and you have polluted your state of mind." ”
"Alarmist, the God King is a great golden immortal, how can he pollute his state of mind?" said the Pure Yang Immortal Monarch unconvinced. "If even he were to be polluted, wouldn't you be able to even speak? ”