Volume 1 The Birth of the Heavenly Maiden Chapter 41 A fart!
Suddenly, the Joker's movements are like a series of ghostly phantoms, not only fast, but also extremely smooth. It's not just a simple and rough rampage, but more like a flat thunder that has already been practiced to perfection.
She apparently has a rather mysterious and wonderful body in her hands......
From a grappling perspective, stance is never a clear and prescriptive concept, and it can be broken down into broad categories: dodging, footwork, and other agility techniques. But from the perspective of martial arts, there is another way of saying that it is completely possible to specify a certain martial arts or a certain technique. These martial arts are often passed down from ancient times, and after many centuries of wind and rain, it is rare to be able to keep them, after all, most martial arts have already changed their flavor at any time.
Just like the "Muay Thai" that is often criticized at the moment. I don't know how many years ago, it was a killing technique stained with countless blood, and the moves opened and closed widely, extremely fierce, and it was born to kill the enemy. However, now it has become a health boxing technique, every time the sun sets, the faint candle flame in the city square that still sways in the wind and frost seems to be chanting the last trace of stubbornness, unwilling to be buried in his former glory.
From killing people to health preservation, from the martial arts field to the square, it is really embarrassing......
Of course, the topic is far away, but looking at the opponent who appeared in front of him at that time, Salted Fish seemed to think of something in a trance.
He was still thinking about it, and at this moment he was completely unprepared to deal with it, or he didn't need to be prepared.
He relaxed, waiting for an opportunity to take this final step!
And the clown, this is the opportunity.
"Bang bang bang!"
He had seen this woman's move with his own eyes that day, but he had never seen it real, he thought it was just a final blow, but who knew that it was actually a combination of punches.
Each of the clown's blows is not like a boxing, but like a force with his wrist, which is very profound, because every punch falls impartially on the various acupoints of the salted fish, which instantly makes him like a lightning strike, his whole body is stiff, and a sense of weakness that cannot be used is secretly frightening.
"That's ...... so"
Salted fish instantly understood something, he could feel that the power of his body was blocked by the opponent's boxing technique, like a wooden cork blocking the mouth of a bottle, and the indescribable grievance was his biggest feeling at this moment.
The clown's understanding of the human body must have reached an extremely advanced level, she seems to know every part and every organ of the human body well, and has insight into every acupuncture point and every force point. It is no exaggeration to say that she is an expert in the study of the human body, no worse than even some professional anatomists.
Now Salted Fish knows why those strong men are so ugly defeated in her hands, not that those people are too weak, but that this woman's strength is no longer understandable to ordinary people.
However, at this time, the salted fish was different from those defeated strong men, and as the clown punched him one by one, the restlessness in his body became more and more turbulent.
The restlessness seemed to be very unpleasant, and many of the acupuncture points of the salted fish were blocked by the clown's fist, so that they could not be unblocked, and they gradually accumulated in the salted fish's body, accumulating thicker and thicker, accumulating more and more heavily, until a certain apex, it finally ushered in an explosion......
"Hmm...... It's coming!" the salted fish's face turned red, as if holding back a breath of energy.
"What?" the clown stopped and took a few breaths.
Only then did she realize that she had gone too far, and the salted fish had not moved a moment from beginning to end, and had not taken the slightest precautions.
"You, why are you ......" she looked at the man standing upright in front of her, and a sense of guilt suddenly welled up in her heart.
"Don't say it, it's coming!"
"Huh? what...... Coming?"
Salted Fish didn't explain her suspicions, her face flushed and her teeth gritted, as if something was brewing.
Seeing this, the clown felt even more guilty, and suddenly felt that maybe he was shooting too hard, causing the airflow of his whole body to be blocked, and he just wanted to reach out to help him get rid of it.
Who was at this moment, the salted fish suddenly screamed!
"Poofโ"
A rough loud bang suddenly broke the shackles, resounding within a radius of dozens of meters, and even overshadowed the noise under the ring, becoming the only sound in this territory. It's just that this loud noise is not the scream of the salted fish, not from his mouth, but from his ......
The clown was blown away!
At the moment when the loud bang rushed out, the accompanying wave of qi instantly made her who was closest to her be repulsed, and this repulsive force directly took her a few meters away, outside the ring.
When she stood up again with a confused expression, her expression was almost exactly the same as that of the surrounding audience: it was like seeing a ghost!
Who am I, where am I, and what happened?
When I looked up, I saw that the person in the ring was still standing in place, and the person seemed to be exuding a faint light, like a young man who had returned after baptism, and he was a little dazzling for a while.
"Huh...... Something went wrong...... Uh, a fart ......"
Salted fish was embarrassed, touched his head, and his tongue seemed sluggish.
When he laughed awkwardly, the people around him were already dumbfounded.
......
In the end, Salted Fish won, and although the process of winning was absurd, the Joker fell out of the ring, and there was no need to go on anyway.
It's just that many things happened at that moment made everyone scratch their heads - although Salted Fish won, how did he win?
Some say that he pushed the clown off the field with very fast skills. But how fast is that impossible to see with the naked eye? Everyone finds it difficult to explain, but it is the only conclusion that seems reasonable.
Other claims are even more absurd by comparison......
What salted fish does not fight to surrender the soldiers, in fact, has been hiding its strength, when the clown found that his trick could not cause any harm to the salted fish, so he understood the gap between each other, and admitted defeat.
There is something more, the salted fish let out a fart, and as a result, it smoked the clown, and the clown is a woman who loves beauty, so she was naturally quite disgusted and disgusted, and then admitted defeat.
Of course, there are also voices who think that there is a suspicion of match-fixing in this battle......
All in all, the conclusion about how the salted fish won can be described as strange, and there are all kinds of birds when the forest is big.
But at least, Salted Fish is still the final winner!
"Brother Yu ......"
At this time, the two were sitting in the car, and Li Xian wanted to say something, but he didn't know how to continue.
Yu Yan waved his hand and said, "You want to ask if this is a fake match?"
Li Xian hesitated for a moment, but his face finally showed a hint of calmness: "That's right." โ
"Actually, it's or not, it's entirely up to Brother Li himself, what you think is 'yes', and what you think isn't is 'no'. But I want to say that this competition was also unexpected by me, of course, if Brother Li really believed me. Yu Yan glanced at him seriously and said slowly.
"Heh~ I naturally believe in you, forgive me for talking too much, as long as I can win. โ
Li Xian suddenly smiled, and all the previous different colors dissipated, and it looked like he was really as he said, and he didn't care about it.
Looking ahead of the car window, the two did not discuss the matter again for the rest of the trip, and the atmosphere became cheerful, and joked with the clown from time to time.
However, Yu Yan's mind at this time is not on external objects......
As he said, the outcome of this incident was completely unexpected, and he didn't expect that the next scene would happen when he took the final kick. In an instant, he only felt that his mouth was suddenly opened, and the acupuncture points blocked by Zhou Xian'er in his body suddenly unblocked, and then there was an unprecedented cooling sensation overflowing every part of his body, which was extremely refreshing and wonderful.
That feeling was like ascending to heaven, as if he had been sublimated, but Yu Yan didn't know what was going on.
He suddenly remembered what Xue Luochuan had said to himself about the "realm" before, and a bold conjecture was gradually born in his heart.
He may be...... Breakthrough!?
A big realm is divided into four small realms: early, middle, late, and consummation, and Xue Luochuan said that he currently only has the early stage of the mortal realm, which may be the lowest level of the realm, and it will inevitably take time to hone if you want to improve, but if you only ascend to the middle stage of the mortal realm, it should not be difficult.
So could it be that because of this, he naturally broke through in the game?
Of course, he didn't know that his conjecture was necessarily correct, so he had to wait until he got back and ask about the Snow Throne.
Soon, Li Xian was sent home by Yu Yan.
However, the car did not stop in front of Hiko's house, but on a wide street outside the alley where Hikoko lived.
It's not that it's relatively convenient to park here, but that there are two police cars parked on one side of this street, and the street is surrounded by many people eating melons, as if something is going on.
Yu Yan was curious, so he approached with Li Xian to take a look......
This street is called Ping'an Street, and most of the shops on the street are restaurants and barber shops. On weekdays, just like the words "Ping An Street", it is quite peaceful, and there are few civil entanglements, not to mention the battle in front of them.
Could it be that there was a car accident?
There were people around, and Yu Yan pulled a passer-by at random and asked, "Hey, hello friend, what's going on here, why are there so many people?"
The man did not shy away from it, and replied bluntly: "Why, you don't know, I heard that there are dead people here......
"Dead people?"
Yu Yan and Li Xian's eyes suddenly widened, full of surprise.
When the man saw him like this, he naturally knew that he was a new onlooker, and explained: "Oh, I have also heard from others, this incident is quite strange, I heard that two adult men were frozen alive in the daytime...... Ice sculpture!"
"Isn't it strange that it was still afternoon, how could two living people turn into ice sculptures in broad daylight? I didn't believe this at first, but who knew that the police were so serious, and if you don't believe it, you have to believe it...... It's really a fantasy, this will still be the beginning of summer, and such a terrifying strange thing will happen, you say that even if it is the coldest time of winter, it is impossible...... Oh hell!"
As soon as they heard this, Yu Yan's faces changed greatly, but their expressions were different.
Li Xian wanted to laugh at first, thinking that the other party was joking, but he soon realized that something was wrong, the other party's words were real, which seemed to be deliberately fooling them?
His expression instantly turned to shock!
On the other hand, Yu Yan was shocked, as if he was frightened when he heard this.
Ice sculpture......
Could it be ......
He immediately left Li Xian behind and squeezed into the crowd.
At this time, there was a trace of worry rippling in the depths of his eyes, as if there was a huge heavenly opportunity hidden from outsiders.
(End of chapter)