Cultivating immortals, hum, it's not that easy, there are very few immortal cultivators who can live to my thousand-year-old lifespan, the first rule of immortal cultivation in the fairy world is that you have to live, let alone the physical body when you die, even the primordial gods may never be reborn, and the things that are refined by demons happen from time to time, and they become other people's slaves and dead souls. Every necromancer in the famous Ten Thousand Souls Banner of the Demon Clan used to be a monk, and it was eerie to think about, and I had seen the strength of the Demon Dao.

Some monks relied on their talents to swagger through the market, and they didn't know how to die. Some children of the family, with rich family resources, thought that they could move forward by taking pills, but they didn't want to lack actual combat experience, and they died even more. There are also those who have been relying on luck to walk in the world of cultivating immortals, and their luck is so good that they are jealous and resentful, but in the end, they ended up with no bones left after a bad luck. There are even a large number of immortal cultivators who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers, but one of them accidentally becomes a pig and is slaughtered by others. The most ridiculous thing is that the real fighting method is how to try to dig out the treasures one by one, they are all up to the death of the big killer move, and the victory or defeat is often in an instant.

However, my experience is different from that of ordinary monks, and I have experienced right and wrong, thrilling and exciting, which ordinary people cannot imagine. I have participated in the great melee of the overlords of all parties in the Immortal Realm, resisted the invasion of the Demon Clan, rebuilt the mountains and rivers in the Immortal Cultivation Realm, went to the front line to cultivate the Immortal Island, and escaped the larger Immortal Cultivation Continent. I have been to the strange places of a few alien immortal cultivation races in the southernmost and southwest regions of the mainland, and if I go a little farther, I will be in the boundless sea, and I have even pulled baba in the holy land of cultivating immortals in the eyes of others. If I can live for a few thousand more years, I will definitely go to the legendary south of the boundless sea, that is, the primeval domain of cultivating immortals, I heard that the female monks there have a soft waist, smooth skin, born with a strong face, seductive souls, there is a lack of resources, if I go to the richest man, on the entire treasure building, specializing in reselling magic weapons, magic weapons, spiritual treasures, divine treasures, all kinds of elixir spirit stones, make him a lot of money, and then open a big brothel in the fairy world, raise a group of monk brothers, and a female cultivator who looks like a thief on the hour, build a few casinos, draw red every day, and then ...... Ahem, there is still a lot of things that I have not done in a thousand years, and this is the life of a monk.

But the monk lived to my age, and many things have been seen through, and it has long been clear that making money is sometimes really not the most important, those monks who died in calculations, assassinations, and fighting methods, which one of them did not die for money, disturbed for love, and trapped for revenge, the world of cultivating immortals can really be said to be "a spiritual stone and a life, a divine treasure and a thousand immortals", which can be said to be extremely dangerous, insidious and cunning everywhere.

Hehe, I've been a little idle in my carefully built secret home recently, so I'll share my survival experience in the immortal cultivation world with the juniors of the immortal cultivation world, no matter how strong the fighting method is, it may not be the first rule of survival, the first rule is that you have to be shrewd enough. If you want to be shrewd, you have to experience, don't fantasize about entering the gate faction, internal competition and jealousy, striving to be an inner disciple, a closed disciple, a disciple and the like, that kind of infighting can only make you have no pattern, lack of mind, and even narrow vision, the result is that "the higher the level, the more proud, go out and drop your head", every day by meditating, eating panacea to become a strong person, that is impossible, foolish dreams, ascending is also in vain, combat effectiveness is inflated, not a new monk can to

G'd kill you.

It can be said that I am a bastard in the world of cultivating immortals, but bastard is a very ugly word, to be precise, I should be mixed in the world of cultivating immortals, and I am desperately trying to survive. There are a lot of ways to cultivate immortals in the immortal cultivation world, some people specialize in magic, some people specialize in playing magic weapons, magic weapons, spiritual treasures, divine treasures, and even ancient treasures, and some people specialize in cultivating magic skills, some specialize in formations, talismans, and some are hopeless in improving their cultivation, so they specialize in trading, reselling spirit stones, female monks, ancient treasures, and even some people specialize in fake and deceive people. Of course, my casual cultivation is a bit ugly, and I am called a liar, but in fact, I have done a lot of good things, such as smearing some "crazy grass juice" on the pants that are drying at the widow's house, and when the neighbor bachelor Li Dazhuang went to work at her house, she was qi

G, this has made a beautiful marriage. But it's ridiculous, I've done countless good things, why am I called a liar, it's really unfair. There are also people who specialize in running errands and darts, and some immortal cultivators who specialize in providing clues to people. In short, this damn world of cultivating immortals has everything, even the stinky shamelessness of begging for food and spirit stones exists, and you can't imagine the damage even more, digging graves and digging graves, in the name of calling the immortal realm where the predecessors died to explore the treasure, is actually digging him

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The ancestral grave of the G's family has gone.

But then again, I've done all of the above...... Junior, don't laugh, I've done far more than this, I have deceived the old people and children in the immortal cultivation world, not to mention those people from all walks of life who are mixed in the immortal cultivation world, what casual cultivation, the children of the sect, the elders of the Great Immortal faction, and the dignitaries and nobles of the ruling class in the immortal cultivation world, they will not let go. Therefore, eighty percent is a lack of virtue to do too much, so far my home is extremely mysterious, comparable to a small fairy realm, but there is no female cultivator to accompany him, there is no heir around, maybe it is the fate of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star? That is also possible. However, I still didn't grasp it well, and after cultivating for thousands of years, I still feel that I am not yet mature, and the wonders of cultivating the immortal world cannot be explored for thousands of years. Don't take this as a joke, I'm not a bachelor, I have a female puppet and a banshee with a brainwashed brain, which can be considered satisfying. Monk, in the eyes of mortals, it seems to be a fairy wind bone, but in fact, I can do anything, I am nothing, it is just commonplace. In fact, many people don't understand why this is the case, cultivating immortals is the most taboo of lust, and it's okay to want to do it, just this love word, not to mention mortal entanglement, that is, immortal cultivators fall into the love network and die because of this, those who cultivate for a big loss, those who are taken away from their cultivation, and those who disturb their mood and go crazy. However, some monks have created good stories and legends because of their own love and self-depravity, but they are all poor joys in the eyes of ignorant people, the vastness of the universe, the limitless cultivation of cultivation, and the exploration of the mysteries of higher space is the real self-achievement. No matter how beautiful love is, no matter how long it is sung, it is just a flash in the pan, and the stupid thing of "a thousand flowers have been dashing, and a fragrant pi can't be taken away". To cultivate immortals, you have to be pure and have few desires, but it is difficult for immortal cultivators to do it, and so am I.

The life of cultivating immortals is also very fast, and there are two sentences in the world of cultivating immortals that are very true: life is unbearable for a hundred years, and cultivating immortals for a thousand years may not be like a dog. On the path of cultivating immortals, it is better to be a chef. It can be seen that cultivating immortals is not so easy and full of happiness.

The monk's cultivation time flies very quickly, and sometimes a hundred years of meditation have passed, but as soon as he walked out of the cave, one accidentally sat in vain for a hundred years, and his cultivation was greatly reduced. Otherwise, how could the cultivators of the immortal realm cultivate to the higher they are, the more warped their buttocks will be, and the female cultivators will be even more hungry. Hongchen jokes a lot, looking back on the scene is still today. If a person cultivates immortals, he wears a Taoist robe first, and he wears a Taoist robe, and he is graceful, but he will also be afraid of bricks, and a secret shot will definitely make you ugly. If you want to survive in the immortal cultivation world, the first thing is to think about survival, and you must act in accordance with all the unspoken rules of the immortal cultivation world, and if you don't understand the rules of the immortal cultivation world, you will die the worst, especially if you are a newcomer, whether you are born in this continent or reincarnated in another time and space, you are one

If you don't understand the rules, you won't have a square circle. You can't do the inner square and the outer circle, or even the outer circle and the inner circle, you will die without a place to be buried, as the saying goes, it is better to die than to live, living is the first law of cultivating immortals, remember it.

At this moment, I feel that my limit is approaching, if there is an afterlife, I just want to be a mortal, to love someone, to support my family with my meager strength, to hold my mother-in-law every day, to gnaw on my son's big face, no longer to experience right and wrong, no longer to fantasize about becoming an immortal.

Now, with my hands on my back, facing my carefully made home, through a window, looking at the birds and beasts in front of me outside the bedroom, the formation I laid out, the gains of a lifetime full of desks, ancient treasures, spiritual treasures, peerless cultivation cheats, and even Lingshi Mountain, looking at the stupid appearance of a few female puppets and banshees busy before and after, I feel a lot of emotion, people are about to go, what is the use of these foreign objects? I have used the best artifact and demon wars, I have artifact-level clothes, I have slept with the most beautiful female cultivators, and of course, I have slept with the cheeky ones who have just slept with young cultivators, broken through the Great Immortal Domain, and gone down to the boundless sea...... Of course, I have also been down, the spirit stones have been lost, the magic weapons have been destroyed, and I have gnawed the bark of trees and drunk spring water. But what's the use? Even if it's a towering ancient tree that has lived for tens of thousands of years, isn't it still dust to dust and dust to dust in the end?

My friend Monk Kongkong is right: "Empty color is relative, empty color reincarnation!" "I finally realize now, I have everything, and in the end I am facing the loss of everything, ** The world is the same whether it is a mortal or an immortal cultivator, even if the combat power can bomb a planet, there will be a time when it will end. It's just that the empty monk sat down hundreds of years ago, and when he left, he was very peaceful, and he was still smiling, as if everything in the world had nothing to do with him, and it seemed that he lived a very fulfilling life in this world. I don't know if I'll be able to do what he did, and I hope I don't die too badly.

I'm old, and I'm a bit of a grinder, but you're going to get a lot out of reading this book, I promise. I have deceived countless monks, but only this book is the most real, and I will not lie to you, because I also want to atone for my sins, especially those who have been deceived by me or even deceived to death, hoping that their souls can be comforted, so that this book can teach future immortal cultivators to suffer less losses and be less deceived, and to live in a funny way.

Let's start from the time when I have a memory, read my life, and give you a different future.

——Written by Xuantian Daoist