Volume 1 Little Things in the Big City Chapter 11 The Immortal stroked Ru Ding and spat back a mouthful of phlegm.

Xiao Jinyan has always acted as he pleases.

What he wants to do, the emperor Lao'er can't stop it, and what he doesn't want to do, the king of Hades can't persuade him. The cheap work of carrying water and sweeping the floor can make him better integrate into the market and be more beneficial to his cultivation, so when Fan Wuchang arranged for him, he gladly accepted it.

When the ten tanks of water were filled and the courtyard was cleaned, it was already three poles in the sun.

When he came to the lobby, Xiao Hongyu came over with a bowl of wontons, "Brother Xiao, this is what I specially cooked for you, and I didn't want to eat it." Xiao Jinyan smiled, "Little Red Fish, your current appearance is quite cute." Little Hongyu's face turned red and he said in a low voice, "As long as you want, I will cook for you every day." ”

Xiao Jinyan said that it was forgiven, I still have to have my life to eat.

Xiao Hongyu said again: "Today's weather is good, can you accompany me to Hanshan Temple to make a wish?" Xiao Jinyan said, "What age is this, and you still make a wish, is this superstition?" Xiao Hongyu's eyes were slightly red, and he was about to cry, Xiao Jinyan coaxed, "Even if I want to go, Shopkeeper Fan has to agree." ”

Li Qingcheng frowned, "You really think of yourself as a running buddy." ”

"There is food and shelter here, and there is copper plate to earn, why not be a man?"

Li Chengcheng stretched out his hand and threw out a silver ticket, which floated in front of Xiao Jinyan, and the silver ticket of China Merchants Bank said one hundred taels of silver. Xiao Jinyan glanced at it, threw it casually, fell to the ground, and said, "I don't dare to accept your silver ticket, I'm afraid that I will have my life to earn it, and I will not have my life to spend it." ”

Fan Wuchang hurriedly came over and picked up the silver ticket, looked at the ticket amount, his eyes were straight, and he wiped the dust on the silver ticket with his hand, "How can you spoil the silver." While complaining, he naturally stuffed the silver ticket into his arms, and said to Xiao Jinyan: "Xiao Jinyan, I am in charge today, I don't have to be on duty at the inn, Li Gongzi has any requirements, try to meet him." ”

"Which gang are you from?"

Fan Wuchang pointed to the wall and said: "Customer first, service first, speed first, the customer is always right, this is the purpose of our inn business, don't you understand this reason?"

Hanshan Temple.

Since the Tang Dynasty Zhang Ji's poem "Fengqiao Night Park" has been circulated in the world, Hanshan Temple has become one of the ten scenic spots in Suzhou.

For this poem, Xiao Jinyan has never figured out what kind of bell rings in the middle of the night in Hanshan Temple. However, the temple is famous for its poetry, and now, every day in the middle of the night, the bell of Hanshan Temple is transmitted for ten miles, making people sleep badly. When Li Chengcheng told him that the late night bell was ringing for the ghost, he also kept silent.

During the Hongwu period, Hanshan Temple suffered a fire, and then rebuilt, the incense has been prosperous for a long time, and it has been three hundred years so far.

When the little red fish first came to Gusu City, he heard the name of Hanshan Temple, and was accompanied by Xiao Jinyan, Li Chengcheng and others, and had a lot of fun.

In the middle of the mountainside, there is a light wall, there are two people painted on it, one holds a bamboo box, one holds a lotus flower, the smile is lovely, it is the cold mountain enshrined in the temple, and the two monks are found, it is from the hand of the famous Tang Bo cat. There is a book left next to it, which is the quatrain handed down by Hanshan and Shide.

Han Shan asked: There are slanders in the world, deceive me, insult me, laugh at me, despise me, despise me, hate me, and deceive me, how to deal with him?

Xiao Jinyan said: "Back then, Hanshan and Shide fell in love with the same woman, but they both became monks, but people from all over the world came here to seek marriage, which is really ridiculous. ”

At this time, I heard someone next to me: "The world follows the crowd and the vulgar, where do you care about these stories, come to the incense and make wishes during the New Year's Festival, and seek peace of mind." Everyone looked at the voice, and the speaker was a middle-aged man in a Confucian shirt, followed by a young man with a sword, looking at them with a smile.

Xiao Jinyan's eyes lit up, "Brother Wen?"

The man surnamed Wen said, "Brother Xiao is good." ”

Li Chengcheng looked at the comer, "Mujian Wenhua's brother, Vancouver?"

The middle-aged man said: "It's exactly below." ”

Li Chengcheng said abruptly: "Didn't you act as a lackey for Li Chuntie, the younger brother of the sword god Li Chungang, why did you have to come to Suzhou?"

The young man with the sword said, "How do you speak?"

Vancouver waved his hand to stop the young man, not angry at all, looked at Li Tingcheng, and said: "Your Excellency is the third young master of the Li family in Jinling, Li Tingcheng?" I heard Dean Li mention you, saying that the younger generation of swordsmanship masters, you are especially outstanding. ”

The young man with the negative sword snorted coldly, obviously very unconvinced.

Vancouver glanced at Zhao Lanjiang again, and sighed: "The person who was able to capture the prince back then was really extraordinary. ”

Xiao Jinyan said: "Brother Wen, you won't come to Suzhou this time for me, right? ”

Vancouver laughed, "I want to too, but Dean Li gritted his teeth with hatred for what you did back then, you have only been the leader of the martial arts alliance for a few years, hundreds of thousands of taels of silver, you don't blink your eyes, and you have spent all the budget of our Dengwen Academy, and you can't hide it, and now the brothers in the courtyard still receive half of it." ”

Xiao Jinyan said: "Saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter, and I am not eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling." ”

"The Yellow River disaster relief is a matter for the imperial court, not for our Dengwen Academy. You can't control this kind of idle business, and you can't control it. ”

Xiao Jinyan said that if I do it again, I will do it again, by the way, the old man is okay now?

"As long as I don't mention you, Dean Li is still easier to talk to. What you did made our Dengwen Academy very passive, the budget was greatly reduced, and above the court, Yuwen Tianlu attacked Dean Li again, saying that he was not doing his job, and now Yuwen Tianlu is in power, the Holy Family is in the ascendant, and the Yixiao Hall is against our Dengwen Academy everywhere, and Dean Li's life is not good. ”

Hearing this, the little red fish quietly pricked up his ears.

The people came to the mountain pavilion and rested on the stone benches.

Vancouver was the superintendent of the Dengwen Academy, and this time he was ordered by the emperor to come to Suzhou as a minister, nominally to supervise the output of Su Jin, but in fact to secretly investigate a matter. Not long ago, Emperor Zhu Liye had a nightmare, dreaming that during the ceremony of sacrificing to the sky, black clouds suddenly fell from the sky, and he was entangled by a black dragon, and suddenly woke up. Zhu Liye asked the national teacher Longhu Mountain Yuxi Dao Chang to interpret the dream, and the national teacher deduced it for a long time, saying that the world would be chaotic, and there would be an anti-star falling to the south of the Yangtze River.

Jiangnan is the place where Yuwen Tianlu is gaining momentum, and the relationship is intricate and the interests are intertwined, so Vancouver sent Dengwen Yuan to investigate. Qin Cha was still in Zhenjiang, in order to hide people's eyes, he brought the sword transmission of the Qing Sword Division in the courtyard for a private visit and secretly investigated.

"You've been in Suzhou for so long, what's the news?"

Xiao Jinyan said with a big grin, "I have never paid much attention to the affairs of the imperial court. ”

Vancouver said, "Look at the way you look like you, it's time to change it, I was very optimistic about you taking over Dengwen Academy." ”

Xiao Jinyan laughed and said, "It's going to be changed early, there are so many restraints in Dengwen Academy, I'm used to being free and casual again, I love gambling, drinking, and women, if I'm like the old man and you, I calculate this every day, guard against that, and I'm tired to think about it." ”

Zhao Lanjiang suddenly said: "The famous Dengwen Academy, I am very interested. ”

The young man with the sword passed the sword and said, "If you want to enter the Dengwen Academy, you must first ask me about the sword in my hand. ”

Zhao Lanjiang said coldly, "There are a lot of people here, let's go to the back mountain to chat for a while." ”

After saying that, Zhao Lanjiang picked up the sword and floated away. After less than a cup of tea, Zhao Lanjiang came back with a knife, and not long after, Chuan Jian also came back, with a dark circle on his right eye, swollen and raised, without saying a word, standing behind Vancouver, obviously suffering a dark loss.

Vancouver said, "Pass the sword, how many times have I told you, the green mountains outside the mountains, the green buildings outside the building, it is a good thing to be young and vigorous, but there is also a sense of proportion." ”

Chuan Jian was a little unconvinced, and the two of them were ready to go to the back mountain to compete, but halfway through, Zhao Panjiang punched over, Chuan Jian was caught off guard, and was beaten, a move missed, and the move was restricted, and he was beaten more than a dozen punches in a row, and he begged for mercy, and Zhao Lanjiang let him go. At this moment, he still argued: "It's just a momentary miss, not to mention, this guy surnamed Zhao attacked me secretly." ”

Vancouver said: "If you lose, you lose, what excuse to make." Immediately, he said to Zhao Yanjiang, "As long as you want, Dengwen Academy welcomes you at any time." ”

Zhao Lanjiang said, "As long as I can make Yuwen Tianlu unhappy, I will be happy to serve." ”

Xiao Jinyan had some other things to ask, but because someone was present, it was inconvenient to exit, so he left his contact information. The master and servant of Vancouver have finished visiting Hanshan Temple and made an appointment with others, and the two sides said goodbye. The little red fish shouted that he wanted to go to Hanshan Temple to make a wish, and everyone went up the mountain.

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Mingcui Lakeside, Danqing Villa.

Wang Banxian rattled the bell in one hand and held the banner in the other, and walked towards the villa. He had been walking for three days and three nights, and the rice was not exhausted, and his hungry chest was pressed against his back. July fire, although it has been ambushed, the sky is still hot to death, Wang Banxian's mouth is dry, and he was about to knock on the door, but he saw a boy come out.

"The old gentleman is the Iron Mouth Golden Broken King Half Immortal?"

Wang Banxian saw that the boy had clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and he looked like he was in his teens, but he pretended to be an adult when he spoke, and he bowed in shape, and said with a smile, "It's this immortal." ”

The boy said loudly, "My master said that you are going to visit today, and it is true. ”

Wang Banxian wondered, "How can Dan Qingsheng also do fortune telling, this is to grab a job from me." ”

The boy said proudly, "My master knows yin and yang, knows gossip, can pinch and calculate, knows five hundred years, knows five hundred years, knows half of the things in the sky, and knows all the things on the earth, how can you, a warlock, compare?" He looked Wang Banxian up and down, and looked at the broken bowl on his waist, "Besides, your rice bowl has few corners and few edges, and you don't want to give it to me for nothing." ”

Wang Banxian snorted, "What do you know, there is Qiankun in the bowl, there is heaven and earth in the bowl, when Lao Tzu used this bowl to turn over the river and the sea, you were still urinating on the kang." ”

The boy shouted at the courtyard, "Master, I finally saw someone better than you!"

There was a humane in the courtyard: "Yanmo, if you can get his broken bowl, as a teacher, you will be allowed to go to the rivers and lakes to practice." ”

Wang Banxian said that I have this valuable treasure all over my body, and you still help your apprentice think about it, it is really unreasonable. As he spoke, he pushed the door in, but saw a large white paper spread in the courtyard, and an old man with silver hair and white hair, with his hair scattered, naked all over, holding a danqing pen, was lifting the pen to paint.

Wang Banxian said that he was old, and he didn't pay attention to the influence.

Dan Qing spat out, "What's wrong with not wearing clothes, if it's a man, no one has seen anyone, just look at it." If it's a woman, Lao Tzu's age, you can see it if you want to see it, and you can't ask for it. ”

Wang Banxian said that I haven't seen you for more than 30 years, and your words are still reasonable.

Dan Qingsheng put away the pen, looked at Wang Banxian, and sneered, "This is so false, I saw your hypocrisy from the hole in my underwear." ”

Wang Banxian said, but you didn't wear underwear.

Dan Qingsheng laughed, pointed to the sky, and then pointed to the ground, and said: "This day is a shirt, the ground is a skirt, you come in like this, won't you run into my crotch?"

Wang Banxian pouted, "Then you don't have eyes in your crotch." Aren't you breaking up again?"

Danqingsheng has a arrogant personality, and he is a Danqing holy hand, and he has the habit of serving before painting, and after serving, his whole body is hot and dry, and he is naked and scattered, so there is the previous scene. Dan Qingsheng put the pen on the pen stand, instructed the grinder to make tea, and put on a Confucian robe, "If you have nothing to do, you will go to the Three Treasures Palace, if you have something to say, if you have a fart, let it go." ”

Wang Banxian knew that Dan Qingsheng had such a personality, but he was not angry, and said with a smile: "Why don't you pass by and come to see you." ”

"Don't come to this set, Wang Banxian is known as a god in the world, if it weren't for the problem, he wouldn't come to me. ”

Wang Banxian said that I really came to catch up with the old days, and by the way, I came to have a meal. He said in a low voice: "In this world, Wang can admire, but two and a half people, your brother is one." Dan Qingsheng was conceited, and when he heard Wang Banxian's words, he was in a good mood, and his expression softened: "So, I should be proud?"

Wang Banxian said: "Of course, just rushing to Shujian Mountain back then, the fact that you spit out a mouthful of phlegm from the 'immortals' is enough to despise the people of the world." ”

Dan Qingsheng is obsessed with calligraphy and painting, martial arts are not high, and the top ten masters on the rivers and lakes were invited to Shujian Mountain, and met the immortals at the foot of Shujian Mountain.

The immortal caresses the top of the ru, and the hair is immortalized.

Everyone knelt down to accept this ceremony, but Dan Qingsheng refused to kneel, and opened his mouth to spit out a mouthful of phlegm at the immortal. The fairy said that you lack reverence for the gods, but Dan Qingsheng retorted, Lao Tzu is used to being free and loose, and whoever makes Lao Tzu unhappy, Lao Tzu will make him unhappy.

This incident angered the immortals, and the immortals went on a killing spree, and only Dan Qingsheng, Wang Banxian, and Li Chuntie escaped from Shujian Mountain.

Dan Qingsheng said: "Immortality, what's so good about immortality." Besides, what kind of bullshit fairy didn't he have half of his head cut off by Li Chuntie's sword? Lu Xuanji also said back then, the fairy is a yarn, and he should be slaughtered. ”

Wang Banxian said, "No matter what, you are also the immortal of Shujian Mountain, you don't give face to the immortal so much, but let the people who travel with you suffer from the seedlings, we are a group of eleven people, only the two of us and Li Chuntie escaped." ”

Dan Qingsheng snorted coldly, "It turns out that this so-called way of immortality is just a disguise, and they invited us to go, but they didn't have a good heart. ”

Wang Banxian sighed, "This matter is over, I came today to ask you for a few paintings, and I have to borrow your magical powers." ”

Dan Qingsheng said I knew that there was no good thing, Li Chuntie was right, among the three of us, you can count it. In the past thirty years, you have broken a lot of things in Shujian Mountain, and you still dare to swagger and deceive on the rivers and lakes, are you really afraid that they will send sword guards to trouble you?

Wang Banxian pointed to the broken bowl on his waist and said, "I have the ability to escape for my life, so I don't need you to worry about it." Over the years, the rivers and lakes have been peaceful, and there is no one who has broken the realm, only Zhang Benchu did not listen to my dissuasion, and forcibly broke out of the three realms and disappeared. Can you draw him?"

Dan Qingsheng sighed.

Zhang Benchu, who was the first in the heavenly list that year, was an immortal genius in martial arts on the rivers and lakes, before the age of thirty, his name was not good, and after the age of thirty, he rose like a meteor, without a defeat, and in just three years, he jumped from the middle of the realm to the master of the nine products of the congenital Tongxiang.

In order to fight against Shujian Mountain, Wang Banxian took great pains to set up a bureau of punishing immortals, forcibly dispersing the luck of the world, and the rivers and lakes withered, and for decades, there was no one who broke the three realms. But Zhang Benchu's comprehension was extremely high, and in the case of such a thin luck in the rivers and lakes, he actually spied on the ultimate mystery of martial arts, stepped through the void, and jumped out of the three realms, and the world was shocked. However, it didn't take long for there to be no news of Zhang Benchu on the rivers and lakes.

Dan Qingsheng closed his eyes and looked up at the sky, "I tried several times, but I still couldn't draw his line. ”

Wang Banxian said, "Since you can't find him, I'm afraid no one in the world knows where he went." ”

Dan Qingsheng said that it may not be.

"Who else?"

Dan Qingsheng said: "The dungeon of the Imperial Sword Villa, the one who hides the luck map of the mountains and rivers in his chest." ”

Wang Banxian said in a low voice, "These words came from your mouth, and they can reach my ears, if they are passed into the ears of the sword keepers of Shujian Mountain, I am afraid that the whole world will be in a catastrophe." ”

Grinding and brewing tea, brought it up, and after serving tea to Dan Qingsheng and Wang Banxian, he stood on one side, his eyes glanced at the broken bowl on Wang Banxian's waist, and couldn't help but reach out to touch it.

Dan Qingsheng said a word of evil, stepped forward to grind the palace to invigorate the blood, and after a while, the grinding woke up slowly. Wang Banxian took down the broken bowl and said if you want it, I'll give it to you.

Grinding just suffered a loss, and hurriedly waved his hand, "What a broken thing, I don't want it." ”

Danqing instructed, "Grind it to make some fasting rice, and cook a tea egg for the half-immortal." ”

After the support was taken away and grinded, he took out a box from the big sleeve of the Confucian robe, and after opening it, there were several crystal-clear pills exuding a strange fragrance, Dan Qingsheng took out two grains, swallowed them with tea, took out the cinnabar pen, and began to take off the Confucian robe.

Wang Banxian said I'd better go out and stay for a while.

"Why?"

"Spicy eyes. ”

"Whatever you want. ”

After Dan Qingsheng took the pill, his whole body trembled, his hair stood up, and his whole body was red, as if he had fallen into a state of madness, splashing a basin of ink on the rice paper, dancing with his hands, splashing ink, swimming dragons and snakes, and starting to paint.

Wang Banxian walked outside the courtyard, and the scholar grinder was lighting a fire to cook rice, and stepped forward to chat. The grinding party was hit and refused to pay attention to him, Wang Banxian deliberately teased him, making his face full of impatience, and said, "You are too old, can you be more mature?"

Wang Banxian scratched his head and smirked.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Mill asked, "Are you really good at fortune telling?"

Wang Banxian said honestly: "The time is not good. ”

Grind snorted, "I knew you were a charlatan. ”

Wang Banxian said that I am also a half-immortal body, how can I be considered your elder, can you give a little respect?

Grind hid his hand behind his back and asked, "Guess what I have in my hand, and I'll give you some respect if you guess right." ”

Wang Banxian said, "I can't guess what is in your hand, but I guess you have water in your head." ”

Grinding got angry, he turned around and ignored him, and continued to burn the fire, Wang Banxian was most afraid of boredom, and hurriedly coaxed him, saying that he would play tricks, and Grind suddenly asked, "My master's painting, can it really be predicted?"

"How do you ask this?"

"Didn't you come to him for this?"

Wang Banxian nodded.

Grind said to himself, "No wonder, he painted a picture not long ago, I went to carry water and stepped on dog shit, and I almost drowned in a mountain stream." As a result, two days ago, I fell in, and if I hadn't grabbed a stone, I would have died long ago. ”

Wang Banxian said, "You are full of heaven, not like a short-lived person. ”

Suddenly, he heard Dan Qingsheng yelling in the courtyard, Wang Banxian heard the sound, said something bad in his heart, and hurriedly rushed in.

In the courtyard, Dan Qingsheng was lying in a cloud of ink, and there were several paintings scattered on the ground, and he had fainted. Wang Banxian took out a pill of human pill from his arms, and sent it to Dan Qingsheng with tea, and after a while, Dan Qingsheng woke up.

"Drawn?"

Dan Qingsheng nodded and shook his head again. Nodding his head because he did paint a few paintings about the future, he shook his head because there was a painting that had a lot of visions in his mind, but he couldn't put pen to paper.

The scholar grinds and picks up a few pieces of paper on the ground.

When Wang Banxian saw the top one, he grabbed Dan Qingsheng with some excitement, "Is this true?"

Dan Qingsheng nodded.

The scholar asked, "Master, what is painted on this, and why can't you understand it?"

Wang Banxian said solemnly: "Lakers championship." ”

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