That face, like a natural jade, and the beauty mole on the outside of the cheekbones is even more attention-grabbing. Why is it so easy to tempt people with a beauty mole, that is, it will focus your eyes on her face, even if it is only a beauty with three points, with a beauty mole will immediately add luster to it.

I saw that she was screwing my face and shouting, "It's almost up, the sun is going to set." Then I realized that I had overslept, and stood up pretending to be in pain, to satisfy her careful thoughts of punishing me.

There is also a beautiful girl standing behind her, the two of them look very similar, but the one behind her looks a little more mature, obviously a sister, and it is also indescribably beautiful, and there seems to be a fairy hidden in the snow-white skirt, and the two of them even breathe with a fragrance, and I suddenly have a good feeling.

Originally, I didn't know much about men and women, but since the cow pine and cypress and Feng Qinghua in Niujiazhuang grabbed and screamed every day in order to have children, I only knew that there could be such a happy thing between men and women, it was really a sin and a sin, and I was only nine years old. But the old lady's voice is too ugly, if the two young ladies in front of them must be Yingge Yanyu, fluttering like a fairy. Ahem, this is destined for me to grow up to be a whore, it's terrible.

The one I know in front of me is the young lady who sang "Little White Lady Private Meeting Wearing White General" before. Thinking of her writhing posture at that time, it was really, I thought it was a fairy who had descended to earth, especially her black hair, which was simply like ink, revealing a healthy youth and smart atmosphere. I can even imagine the writhing and trembling look on her when she runs and exercises, and she is really fascinated by herself, and she will have to marry such a woman as a daughter-in-law when she grows up.

The two young ladies took me out, saying that they were shopping together to enjoy the scenery. Walking on the streets of the town, their graceful figures caused the passers-by to slow down, and the guys in the shops on both sides of the street also pretended to be stupid with their chins on their chins, and even a young scholar came up and pretended to ask for directions, and had to leave when he learned that we were strangers.

The two of them went to a tailor's shop, looked at the silk satin, tried more than thirty or forty skirts and finally didn't choose, I was in a hurry, my little feet rubbed straight, this is shopping, this is out to try on clothes. Out of the tailor shop and went to the jewelry store, looking at the jeweled bracelets, hairpins, earrings, I almost dizzy, and finally the two young ladies one took a cloud foot pearl tendril hairpin, one took a cloisonné red coral earrings, you don't say to wear them on the body, the embellishment is even more exquisite, attracting the owner of the jewelry store to look hard, if it weren't for the proprietress with a voice and eyes, the boss would have to be lit like a stupid stand all morning.

This is a little dressed up is amazing, before a walk past those passing by the men are just peeking, now one by one can't help but blatantly up, seeing that they are about to be watched, we turned the main street, this town is really not small, there are more than 20 horizontal and vertical streets, into the street with few people, there are fewer harassing eyes, all say that women want to be more beautiful, but really beautiful that there is more trouble.

I really like to see the lively, whose courtyard wall is high and short, whose yard is planted with apricot trees and fruit trees I can see clearly, there is a big stone lion in front of the gate, very mighty, I didn't expect the two young ladies to stay at the door for a while, chattering, I was curious to look at the house, there are a few servants walking back and forth, at a glance is the big family in this town, then the lord must be not rich or expensive. Rich and noble are generally rarely separated, just like the words beauty and money, they are rarely separated.

Seeing that a house slave glared at me, the two young ladies grabbed me and hurried away, and then walked a few steps to another street, when they met a man, a man, a man full of health and youth, he was tall, wearing a white robe, and the fluttering ribbon of the robe set off him even more handsome. He is tall and handsome, and he can vaguely feel that his legs under his white robe are long and straight, because he walks very steadily, his sword eyebrows are obliquely inserted into his temples, his black eyeballs reveal the brilliance of Lingxiu, his nose is straight and straight, like an axe and knife carving, he looks handsome and chic, but the smile on his face is amiable, and he can't see the smirk of the left Taoist and the hunter monk before, it is very natural, very indifferent, like a master of the Dao.

Narrow through the pedestrian street, two beauties on one side, a handsome guy on the other, I suddenly felt that the air was a little condensed, especially from the two women exuded a special smell, maybe I have a spiritual root relationship, and the sense of smell is also very developed. Later, when I grew up, I learned that it was called hormones, dopamine, and that smell really made people feel happy and happy.

However, the man opposite didn't have any taste, but his gaze fell on the two young ladies like ordinary men, and it seemed to be glued and couldn't be removed.

However, a line of inspiration seemed to pass through my mind, entering from the left temple and coming out of the right temple, and I recognized the man in black who had just slowed down his pace in front of me as the man in black who was lying on the roof last night.

Approaching, I felt that the two young ladies looked slightly nervous, and the man was light and breezy, more calm and calm, and he couldn't smell that special smell from him, that is to say, if the two girls had this kind of estrus taste, the man didn't, but his expression was very like being fascinated by the two women. I have been deceived by the Left Daoist and the Hunter Monk, and I have become extremely defensive against strangers.

If this walk passed, we would inevitably miss each other, and the man took the initiative to stop, and I watched curiously as he was going to do something. He said, "Hello, may I ask if the two female cultivators are from out of town?"

The two young ladies seemed to be waiting for him to speak first, after all, girls, they still have to be reserved, since the other party opened his mouth to speak and found an excuse for himself to stop, the two of them replied in unison: "Yes!"

It's just that the two sisters looked at each other a little embarrassed at this time, but they still answered a little more and continued: "Is there anything wrong with Daoyou?"

The man raised his face and chuckled lightly, this smile was charming, full of youthful and magnetic alto and said: "I am a local monk, and it is rare to see a monk come here, since the chance encounter is also fate, it is better to come to my mansion and sit down and exchange cultivation experience." ”

It turns out that the two young ladies are also people with spiritual roots, and they are monks, that is to say, there are monks in this rolling bag, no wonder they didn't treat me as a monster after running for dozens of miles, and they made trouble for a long time, there are monks, and they can't play and sing Those are monks, right? The boss of the Wang family's class, that forty-year-old man's cultivation must be the highest, otherwise how could he be the boss, he is the boss I guessed well, but not all of them are monks.

I'm just joking, who can go to a stranger's house, in case a net is laid, then there is an escape? The two sisters are so good-looking, what should they do if they are abducted? They won't agree, and the result is ...... I was wrong, and they happily replied in unison again, "Okay!"

I was surprised, this is a stranger, I have been fooled for a long time because I believe in strangers, they will not live to be fifteen or sixteen years old and be more stupid than me, right? But I can't help it, I deliberately pretend to be ignorant and say, "Just go, do you have something delicious?"

The three of us followed the personable man through the pedestrian street and then through a pedestrian street, when we walked to the last row of streets and entered an alley, a figure appeared at the end of the alley, the town alley was not very big, and from a distance you could see that it was a man thinner than a monkey, less than five feet tall, with a face with collapsed cheeks, few eyebrows, slender fingers, and a slight lap on the legs, which was simply different from the handsome guy in front of him.

I know this person.,It's one of the members of the Wang family class of the rolling floor.,Usually don't talk much.,Like to sit on a high place to bask in the sun.,At the same time, I like to look at it from afar.,The first time I saw me, I once bared my teeth and smiled.,A mouthful of big black teeth is a little scary.。 Now, at this time, I was surprised to suddenly appear in front of us, but the two young ladies were infatuated with handsome guys, and they got carried away, and they didn't look at the thin monkey, and I was so faceless

i. It's weird.

The corner of the thin monkey's mouth twitched, and he tilted his neck, as if he had a serious cervical spondylosis, he smiled weirdly, and spoke: "The bone flower blooms on the wall, and the flower stem and root are deep next to the old cow." Swing with the wind to drive bees and butterflies, and don't stop when passing gentlemen. ”

I didn't understand it at the time, but when I got older, I realized that it meant that these two little girls had a master, and the owner was a powerful old fellow, and you had better leave, which was both advice and warning.

However, the handsome young man did not say anything, took a step forward, pointed with one hand, and the two young ladies jumped forward violently, made a fighting posture, and looked at the thin monkey uncle with a cold eyebrow.

"Ahem! Good words are in the ears, ready to hold the death knell. This little brother, do you know that people have no luck for a hundred days, and there is no immortality in the world? If you lose this battle, you will definitely die, and if you make a new choice now, you will still have a chance to live. "Uncle Skinny Monkey speaks very literately, and it sounds like a teacher, and later I realized that these rolling and singing two-person old jokes are memorized a lot, and over time, I usually like to talk to the branch, rhyme and sing, which is particularly interesting. This skinny monkey uncle mainly plays the role of a harlequin, and he is really ugly, with no meat on his face, and he has thief eyebrows.

The handsome man smiled and said, "How do you know who wins and who loses without a fight?"

The thin monkey said: "It's not easy to cultivate immortals, and your cultivation is not bad, but it's a pity that I'm a little stronger than you." ”

The handsome man smiled contemptuously again: "It's only a little stronger, it's just a cultivation, just a little bit, do I have to listen to you? As soon as the words fell, the two young ladies suddenly burst into pink anger, and the speed of the anger was so fast that they jumped upwards like flames blown wildly by the wind.

The thin monkey sighed lightly, flipped over with one hand, and there was an extra small bag on the palm of his hand.

"Haha, is the storage bag a magic weapon? ugly bastard, go die!" The handsome man spoke very hard, even if the other party was an enemy to provoke him.

The thin monkey is not angry, he has been said to be ugly tens of thousands of times since he was a child, the pouch flipped in his hand, suddenly expanded, and became a huge pocket, the pocket was facing the handsome man and the two young ladies, a huge suction force sucked towards them, and I kicked me several feet away before the handsome man performed his tricks, mostly for fear of affecting his focus on fighting, after all, the other party's cultivation is a little higher than him.

The man's expression suddenly became a little embarrassed, and I could see it all, and he exclaimed, "You...... You...... You ......"

Before the second word was spoken, I saw that the two young ladies were pulled directly to Uncle Thin Monkey's side, and the man drew a circle in the air with both hands, the circle was like a small plate, but it was drawn in the void, he blew into the circle, the circle suddenly expanded, and rotated in place to fight against the suction generated by the big pocket, and he turned around and ran, but he also knew the current affairs.

Uncle Thin Monkey didn't chase after him, and the pocket suddenly spewed out another breath to directly crush the spinning disc, and the golden brilliance dissipated between heaven and earth.

Uncle Thin Monkey smiled contemptuously, tilted his neck, and snorted again: "I didn't expect a puppet master monk to even point the way of the formation method. ”

I watched as his large pocket grew smaller and smaller in his hand, and finally pinned to his waist. I didn't understand it at the time, but later I learned that Uncle Thin Monkey was a summoner monk, and that pocket was different from an ordinary storage bag, but it was disguised as a storage bag, a pocket transformed by the aura of the original spiritual root in his dantian, and the pocket could absorb and spray, and it could hold more things than ordinary storage bags, which was very magical.

Uncle Thin Monkey saw the two young ladies fall to the ground unconscious, and pointed to their foreheads, and the two of them stood up, and when they were awake, they pressed their temples and said, "I had a dream!" and "I had a strange dream!"

Uncle Thin Monkey said, "You have been riddled by a puppeteer, hurry back to the inn, and I will go back in a while." ”

I looked at Uncle Thin Monkey and suddenly felt kind, the ugliest person in the Wang family class was so powerful. The thin monkey was very happy to see that I was not only afraid, but also very calm, and said with a smile: "We have long known that you have a spiritual root, and nine times out of ten your foot strength is the spiritual root of a fighting mage. ”

The stinky old man said that I was not qualified, and Uncle Skinny Monkey said that I was a plastic talent, the same me, the evaluation was diametrically opposite, at this moment I realized that the person who hit you gave you motivation, and the person who praised you still gave you motivation, in short, in the process of your growth, if you go up, everything is motivation, and it will definitely make you more confident, I straightened up and said: "I have fought with demon beasts!"

The two young ladies and the skinny monkey both looked at me in disbelief and waited for me to continue bragging. I told me about the process of being abducted, of course, adding branches and leaves, taking words out of context is my forte, blowing how bold I am, how brave, with the encouragement of Uncle Thin Monkey, I suddenly felt that I was full of spirits, and the previous fear completely disappeared.

"Oh, I see!" the thin monkey squinted his eyes thoughtfully, "I've done what I need to do, and I'll go back and report to Wang Bantou!"

At this moment, I looked at the back of the thin monkey and felt that I was glad that I had made a right choice, escaping from the cow village and becoming a small rolling bag.

Everyone calls the middle-aged man Wang Bantou, his real name is Wang Qianqiu, the ancestors of the three generations are all singing two-person turns, an artist who hangs a big carriage and goes to the end of the world, to Wang Qianqiu's generation, Wang Qianqiu has produced a spiritual root, has the ability to absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and has become a casual cultivator, perhaps because the relationship between doing casual cultivation is too boring, so the son inherits the father's business, and the son inherits the ancestral business and does the business of rolling the ground and singing the two-person turn. In the past, the ancestors were all mortals, but now they have become casual cultivators, and they also have to absorb a few casual cultivators who like to sing and turn two, so they formed the Wang family class, and the two little sisters and sisters are called Meng'er, and the younger sister is called Ling'er, and it is Ling'er who calls me up in the morning, which is more pure and lovely, but I can also feel that there is a kind of maturity hidden under their lovely faces, a kind of femininity, not a real little girl, but like my Siniang.

Uncle Thin Monkey said to me as he walked: "That puppet monk just now is good at controlling people's souls, and it is estimated that he has been eyeing the two sisters for a long time, and has no other purpose, one is to abduct the female cultivator to sell it for money, and the other is to practice some evil skills." Cough...... The way of the world. ”

At the end, Uncle Thin Monkey sighed, Uncle Thin Monkey's real name is Xin Tear, this heart is not a surname, but the Dharma name of the monk, and later I learned that Uncle Thin Monkey Xin Tear used to be a monk who was a monk, why did he end up like this and became a rolling bag also has his own life experience. However, everyone is used to calling him Skinny Monkey.

In addition to the team leader Wang Qianqiu, Meng'er, Ling'er, and Uncle Thin Monkey, there are a few people, Shi, who is the logistics minister of the Wang family's class, who does chores and errands to engage in service, Tiezhu, is a suona, his face is a little yellow, he likes to smoke a kind of tobacco, and he smokes when he has nothing to do, Wang Qianqiu always asks him to smoke elsewhere, otherwise he will choke the throats of the two girls, and no one will sing after that. The blind man, an uncle who pulls the erhu, has small eyes, can't see the black eyeballs, but it does not affect his daily life, is an old beggar who sang in Wang Qianqiu's early years, and the last person is called Hu Horn, who is responsible for drumming, playing gongs and drums, and a small team is indispensable. Wang Qianqiu sang the harlequin at the same time, and only when he was busy or special did he let his tears play, he usually played the two sisters, Meng'er and Ling'er, both of whom sang the horn, which was enough to attract people's attention. The three lords who serve the living are all mortals, and the only monks are Wang Qianqiu, Heart Tears, Meng'er and Ling'er, it's just that for some reason Meng'er and Ling'er's cultivation is very shallow, and they can only use simple spells, all of which are used to perform unique skills, my sister is a magician, and she can breathe fire and make a smoke or something, and her sister Ling'er is an alien, her body is softer than normal people understand, and her legs are turned behind her and her neck is raised, and she can bite her toes, and their cultivation seems to have stayed at the level of simple spells at the beginning, and it is difficult to get in, I don't know why.

Wang Jiaban also has a special performance, that is, playing snakes, this snake is golden, the eyes are smart, it is not an ordinary snake, it seems to be a kind of demon beast, the thin monkey told me, this is called a spirit beast, it is a domesticated demon beast, its name is also very simple is called Xiaojin, and Wang Qianqiu signed a contract with the existence of the existence, only listen to Wang Qianqiu, this is also the key to Wang Qianqiu standing in the world of cultivating immortals, because he is a beast tamer monk.

When we returned to the inn, Wang Qianqiu saw the two sisters and the thin monkey coming back together, slightly surprised, the thin monkey pulled Wang Qianqiu to no one and muttered a few words, Wang Qianqiu jumped like thunder, stomped his feet in anger, scolded a few words to God, walked back and yelled at Meng'er and Ling'er: "Go out less in the future, and you have to put on ugly makeup when you go out."

Meng'er and Ling'er are a little aggrieved, and I feel a little sorry for them when I look at them. At first, I didn't know what was going on, but then I realized that the puppet monk who abducted them had already done something in the inn, and the immortal cultivation world called this kind of miscellaneous "wounded palace", which means that he specifically looked for a rich female monk to start and talk about feelings, and before talking about feelings, he had to use some means and pills to make the female monk obsessed with him, unable to extricate himself, obeying his words, and then breaking into the other party's group, and then trying to deceive the other party's materials, spirit stones, Exercises and cheats, etc., that is, to deceive the female monk and even the whole family of the female monk with his handsome face, which is commonly known as the monk who deceives in the name of "love and marriage".