Lan Nuanyu glanced at the medicine on the table, for the sake of Baili Liuxuan, no matter how bad the medicine was, she had to drink it. She held her breath and raised her head to drink it in one go, the bitter smell of medicine made her want to vomit, and the corner of her eyes swept to a jade pot, she directly carried it over and drank it violently at the spout, the numb and spicy taste covered the bitter taste in her mouth, causing her to vomit again.

The spicy smell forced Lan Nuanyu to only have a little ability to think, but she couldn't run out, and she saw the clear water of the basin on the side in a daze. She didn't care so much about it, she directly rinsed her mouth with the water in the basin countless times before diluting the indescribable taste in her mouth. "This account has been written down by my aunt and grandmother, and I will definitely kill you little cat demon in the future. ”

After drinking the medicine, Lan Nuanyu lay down, her eyes looking straight in the direction of the heavenly realm, puzzled. She couldn't figure out why Jin Zhaowen wanted to harm her, above the great heavenly realm, except for Baili Liuxuan and Leng Lishuang, I was afraid that no one would really like her.

The human world is the most interesting of the three realms, and it is a waste of spring to not eat, drink and have fun. Night Eyes touched the little silver left in his pocket, and thought that it was time to go to the private school to resign, and he was just going to help as a teacher. Although the villagers of the small fishing village will more or less give some money to the old gentleman of the private school, but the real old gentleman of the private school is more than 90 years old and still poor, although the money given by the villagers does not refuse, and most of them are used to build the school, and the remaining little money is given to him, and the night twilight will not be collected.

"Although it is a demon, it will not be long before the transfiguration of the transformed thing. Night Twilight sighed, "It's interesting that the silver two are still earned by themselves." ”

Twilight ran over to explain to the old gentleman, and the old gentleman squinted at him: "Xiaolong, what are you doing here?"

"Sir, I am the scar of the night. ”

"Ah??? you be louder. ”

"Night twilight!" No way, the old gentleman is old, and his ears are a little inconvenient. Twilight Scarred's voice was amplified: "The afterlife is here to ask you for your resignation." ”

The old gentleman suddenly realized, he nodded and made a 'go' motion: "Go, remember to bring me some tea when you come back." ”

"That's for sure, sir, take care. Night Twilight turned around and walked a few steps, only to hear the old gentleman behind him exclaim: Miao Miao, this girl is really cute.

Three crows flew in the sky, and Twilight came to a hill opposite the small fishing village, and there was a land temple on the hill that was dilapidated on the outside, but built like a palace on the inside, and he went in and took out a box made of golden silk from behind the stone statue, opened it, and many strange things were poured to the ground, and the only thing they had in common was that they were all full of words.

This is the fastest job for Night Twilight to make money in the human world, helping people come up with bad ideas. To be honest, it's not all bad ideas, he has also mentioned the big plan to turn things around, and he has also mentioned the sub-plan of sesame mung beans, in short, as long as the corresponding money is given, there is no way he can't think of.

Night Twilight went around to the offering table and took a peach and nibbled it, and then used two fingers to pick out the more delicate ones from a pile of "things", generally this kind of bamboo slips with chalcedony were written by rich people, and the price they offered was more than enough for a year. It's just that general questions are more difficult to answer, such as this one in hand......

Night Twilight opened the bamboo slip and read: "The little girl is fourteen years old, the father and mother of the family want to marry the little girl, the little girl heard that the person is ugly and lazy, how to explain this matter? ”

"Mufu, poof-" Night Twilight spit out the peach that he had chewed several times in his mouth, what is the problem, and realized that the taste in his mouth was wrong, and when he looked down, only half of the worm was wriggling in the peach. He spit out the peaches in his mouth, and suddenly lost the mood to look at the pile on the ground. It was getting late, and he skillfully used a spell to pack them up and walk back to the small fishing village.

As soon as Twilight entered the village, she felt a chill down her spine and sneezed. He glanced at the enticing aroma of the flower chicken in his hand, shook his body and walked towards the courtyard.

"Get up and eat! Before you return my Blood Wave Treasure Sand, this son will take good care of you, of course, these are all to be returned. Ye Twilight didn't hear Lan Nuanyu answer him, put down the things he got back from the Land Temple, and said loudly: "Aren't you still resting?"

There was a vague "no" from the house, and Ye Scar walked in and couldn't suppress the anger in his heart and roared: "Lan Nuanyu! You are like this, you can still demolish the house?"

It wasn't for nothing that Twilight asked, the whole room was full of water, the cups on the table were shattered, and the curtains were torn to the ground. The key is that the quilt that should be on the couch is also on the ground, Lan Nuanyu is holding half an oil-splashed cake in her hand, sitting on the cotton wool and looking at him pitifully.

"Sesame oil. Night Scar remembered to call the flower chicken and quickly looked at the table, and the jade pot stood on the edge of the table and crumbled.

Lan Nuanyu leaned on the table leg, backhanded to explore the position of the jade pot, and looked aggrieved: "Why did you put this thing in the ......?"

"Don't move! I'll take it myself. ”

"I'll help you. Lan Nuanyu didn't look at the table at all, her hand probed a few times and didn't touch it, so she simply used a sweep, and after twisting the jade pot on the table a few times, it fell heavily on the ground and became countless pieces.

“......”

Lan Nuanyu pointed at the jade pot: "It fell." ”

"I saw it, and I'm not blind. Seeing that the cotton wool under Lan Nuanyu's buttocks was wet a little bit, Ye Eye saw that the cotton wool under Lan Nuanyu's buttocks was a little wet, and grabbed her hand and put it on his shoulder.

"Ahh

"Are you going to sit on the ground all the time?" Night Eyes put one hand around Lan Nuanyu's back, and the other passed through the crook of her leg, and a breath came out of her mouth, and a bed of cotton wool appeared on the couch. He put Lan Nuanyu on the couch and asked, "Can you tell me what you did in the hours since I left, and why is the jade pot empty?"

"Why are you so fierce! Grandma hasn't said anything about you yet, why are you talking about me?" Lan Nuanyu remembered the thing called 'sesame oil' in the jade pot, and her hair was so angry that her hair burst into flames. "What are you doing with that thing in a jade pot? It's the first time I've seen tea, water, fruit wine, and sesame oil in other people's jade pots. ”

Seeing Lan Nuanyu's excited face, Ye Eye Scar simply stopped thinking about sesame oil, and asked, "Then how did you get these?"

"It's not that the sesame oil is blamed! The medicinal juice is so unpalatable, I think there will be tea in the jade pot, then I know that you actually use the jade pot to fill the sesame oil, I ......"

"So you drank sesame oil? Or the kind that you took several sips in a row?" Night Eyes swept away the regret for the sesame oil, clasped his fists with both hands and said: "Woman, admire!" Then he couldn't help laughing: "I'm sorry, I really don't want to laugh, but I can't stop laughing." ”

"Hey, you did it on purpose, right?" Lan Nuanyu saw that the person in front of him was laughing heartlessly, and he wanted to spit out all the things he drank today on his head.

"I didn't ...... No, you go on. Night Eyes hugged her belly, but she barely rolled on the ground. No, if there was no water on the ground, he would have rolled back and forth.

Lan Nuanyu naturally wouldn't say that she rinsed her mouth with washing water, she pointed to the basin and said: "Then this girl wanted to go out to find water to drink, and accidentally knocked over this basin of water, I was afraid that your house would be flooded, so I tore off the cloth and curtain that I could catch." ”

"Then why are you sitting on the ground, and how do you get rid of that sesame oil?"

Lan Nuanyu's mouth moved, she glanced at the basin with hatred in her eyes, and quickly looked away: "Ben...... This girl has her own way, ququ sesame oil...... How can you get me? ”

Night Scar obviously didn't believe what Lan Nuanyu said, but she didn't bother to expose her, and she kept laughing as she drank her face water.

"Have you laughed enough!" Lan Nuanyu laughed when she saw the night scars, and she really wanted to crush this guy and throw it on the ground, step on it into a bamboo slip with her feet, and then send it to make dinner for the cat bear.

"Poor...... Haha, almost. Night Eyes pushed the table to the edge of the couch, and went to bring in the chicken: "If there is sesame oil, it will be more delicious, but the sesame oil is drunk by you, so you can eat it like this." "Poof--Night Eye Scar opened the lotus leaf while holding back a smile.

"Stinky fart, the sesame oil thing can't get over today, right?"

"Eat chicken, eat chicken. The night scar tore off the chicken leg and stuffed it into Lan Nuanyu's hand, Lan Nuanyu was just about to take a bite, and the words of the omission sounded again.

"Woman, this leg respects you for your earth-shattering act. ”

Lan Nuanyu looked at the twilight marks that were still snickering resentfully, took a bite of the chicken leg in his hand as if it were him, and chewed it a few more times. The sound of the bones breaking was very obvious, Lan Nuanyu spit out the contents of her mouth, only to see a small piece of chicken bone mixed in the chicken, and the night twilight scar on one side smiled even more happily.

"Night twilight, you did it on purpose!" Lan Nuanyu didn't expect that Lan Nuanyue also liked to fool her like this, put down the chicken leg in her hand, and said with a sinking face: "Is it so fun to play with me?"

"You don't have to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, I don't have such a lot of leisure, I'm afraid you have a bad stomach. ”

"I don't have it, this meal ......" Lan Nuanyu struggled to control her head and not look at the chicken thighs on the table, to be honest, the chicken thighs tasted good. "I'm not eating!"

Twilight took her bowl, peeled the meat from the chicken leg in the bowl with chopsticks, and then handed it to her: "Miss, you are really difficult to serve, but I really didn't make that broken bone." Sometimes, the more irritable the heart, the more unlucky it will be. ”

"What does it mean to be unlucky?"

"It's just not as you like, and you always feel that things are working against you. If you were calmer, it wouldn't be like this. After Ye Twilight finished speaking, he saw Lan Nuanyu looking at him as if he didn't understand, and said, "Eat quickly, after eating, we will go to stay elsewhere for a while." ”

"Where are I going? I'm not going anywhere, I'm going to go to the heavenly realm to find ...... soon."

"Find Brother Baili to get married. ”

"How do you know?"

"Miss, you have to say this more than a hundred times a day, and my ears are calloused. Night Twilight rolled her eyes, "Let's go to the Imperial City, the dragon qi of the Imperial City will help you recover faster." ”

Lan Nuanyu was grateful: "I didn't expect you to be so good to me, the cat demon." ”