Chapter 156: Almighty Girlfriend
Early the next morning, Master Yuan sent a maid to find Wu Hao, saying that he would let him come over.
Seeing Master Yuan's maids, Wu Hao thought of Luo Shuangyue's reminder that he should also buy the two maids.
Wu Hao already has such a plan, but he has been addicted to alchemy recently, so he hasn't implemented it yet.
Master Yuan's complexion didn't look very good, Wu Hao asked a few words, and he explained that he drank too much wine last night, so he didn't sleep well.
Wu Hao hurriedly admonished, to the effect that when you are older, you should drink less, this thing has some effect on the body.
Master Yuan dealt with the past vaguely, but asked Wu Hao to show him the alchemy today.
Wu Hao wondered in his heart, didn't he say that he should be relieved for a few days? Why did he change his hexagram again today?
Master Yuan explained that he just wanted to see the real situation of Wu Hao now. It doesn't matter if the alchemy is successful or not, the important thing is that he analyzes and analyzes the problem for Wu Hao to see if there is any fallacy in the steps.
He also said that in the previous attempt, they were too entangled in success or failure, which was not good and not conducive to solving the problem.
Wu Hao felt some truth when he heard it. He tried so many times yesterday, but he didn't find a good way to improve, Master Yuan is much more experienced than him, maybe he can give him some good advice.
However, if he fails too many times, he may be able to make Master Yuan aware of his Dan blindness. So Wu Hao said in advance, he said that he had something to do in the morning, and he had already made an appointment with someone, and now looking at the time, he can refine four or five furnaces at most.
After Master Yuan nodded, Wu Hao followed him into the alchemy room.
A furnace failed, Master Yuan's face was as usual, he gave Wu Hao a careful analysis and explanation, pointed out his two improper operations, and then asked him to continue.
The two furnaces failed, and Master Yuan had disappointment in his eyes, but he still analyzed two sentences for Wu Hao.
The three furnaces failed, and Master Yuan waved his hand and let Wu Hao participate in enlightenment by himself.
The four furnaces failed, and Master Yuan's face turned pale, but he didn't speak.
Wu Hao smiled embarrassedly, and then said to Master Yuan: "Master, you see, it's still a problem of unstable realm, and today is unlucky, the four furnaces have failed." So let me slow down for a few days to stabilize the realm. ”
Master Yuan glanced at Wu Hao, and said with a cold expression: "You can do it yourself!"
Then he walked away.
Wu Hao left Master Yuan's mansion with a very unsightly expression.
He had a feeling that Master Yuan might be even more suspicious of his Dan Blind attribute. He now desperately needs to practice an elixir to prove himself.
But it's not easy to practice an elixir. Wu Hao tried for two more days, but he still failed one by one without exception.
After another day of fruitless experiments, Wu Hao was physically and mentally exhausted. The successive failures made him less confident in himself.
And he could feel that Master Yuan's attitude towards him was getting worse day by day. Wu Hao was a little worried that if this continued, his master might have to look for an apprentice again.
Wu Hao went to the market of Dantang, ready to buy some alchemy medicinal materials, and he had almost used the medicine in the past few days.
At this time, he suddenly saw some women in maid costumes in the market buying, and Wu Hao knew that this was the maid of other alchemists.
This made Wu Hao's heart move, thinking that his plan to buy a maid had not yet been done.
"Anyway, there have been too many bad things lately, so it's better to buy two maids to extinguish the fire. Wu Hao thought so, hurriedly bought the medicine and went straight to the bottom of the mountain.
If you have a problem, find Xiaoming!
Situ Xiaoming really knew the people in Autumn Wind City, as long as Wu Hao said the request, he would definitely be able to help him find a suitable maid. But Wu Hao is not in a good mood now, so he and Situ Xiaoming asked for a location and wanted to go to the scene to choose.
An hour later, Wu Hao looked at the pot-bellied middle-aged man in front of him with a slightly angry face, and snorted coldly: "Are you sure that you are the largest human trafficking market in Autumn Wind City, why can't you even find a suitable maid?"
The middle-aged man smiled wryly, and then arched his hand at Wu Hao and said, "This young man, it's not that we don't have good goods here, it's really that your requirements are too high." ”
"Look at your requests. You are also required to be at least 14 years of age and under 18 years of age. It is also required to be able to read and write, and it is also required to be proficient in housework. And there are so many restrictions on height and body measurements, you have to be a virgin!"
"Those who meet these conditions are all rare goods, and the market has already been robbed by other buyers as soon as the first day of the month, where will it stay until now!"
The middle-aged man looked at Wu Hao, and then said: "But since you were introduced by Xiaoming, I have to take care of it, you pay a deposit of 10% first, and I will keep it for you when you meet the conditions." ”
Then he said the amount of the deposit.
"This deposit is too expensive, isn't it?" Wu Hao showed an unbelievable look: "And the deposit is only one percent, which means that the price of the maid will increase tenfold, you are slaughtering me as a fat sheep!"
"Brother, dear brother!" The middle-aged man said with a stiff smile: "You inquire about my slaughter in Autumn Wind City, have I ever done anything about slaughtering guests." You get what you pay for, and the market is such a price for these requests. ”
"It's too expensive!" Wu Hao shook his head: "Where is this to buy a maid, the bride price for marrying a wife is enough." ”
"That's really the way the market is!" the middle-aged man said eagerly, and then he raised his eyebrows and said, "Besides, how can a wife have a maid to be fun......"
However, even if he wore out his mouth, Wu Hao still had no intention of paying a deposit. And he wanted Wu Hao to lower his requirements, but Wu Hao insisted on refusing.
In the end, the middle-aged man was also a little irritable, and couldn't help but say angrily: "There are so many poor ** diseases, and you refuse to bid, then you might as well buy an all-round girlfriend!"
Wu Hao exhaled with a slap, looking at the aggrieved eyes of the middle-aged man, he said lightly: "Who are you talking to like this, Lao Tzu is a consumer, an uncle, do you understand!"
The middle-aged man was about to have a seizure immediately, but when he saw Wu Hao's inner disciple clothes, he still endured it.
Then he bowed his head and bent over and arched his hand: "Uncle, you are good to go...... Our shop is closed!"
"What kind of attitude do you have?" Wu Hao asked with a frown.
"There is no attitude, the store is small and thin, we will not accept it, you can ask for another master!" The middle-aged man straightened his waist again and said, "Please ......!"
Wu Hao was about to make a move again, but he stopped again because he saw the middle-aged man take out something in his hand.
Wu Hao recognized this kind of thing, this is the distress card of the elders of the sect, obviously this is the backstage of this guy.
It's not enough to be ashamed to alarm the elders of the sect for this little thing.
So Wu Hao was ready to go.
But before leaving, he still gave the middle-aged man another slap with his backhand. Seeing that he was about to use the distress card, Wu Hao shook his distress card in front of his eyes, and then said: "Don't rush for help first, you have me too, the last slap, I'll leave after the slap." You endured the slap just now, and it makes no difference if you endure it again!"
The middle-aged man suddenly wanted to cry and became entangled without tears, looked at Wu Hao, and then looked at his distress card, hesitated for a long time, and finally didn't use it.
He felt that the poor ratio in front of him was right, and it was no worse to endure it a little longer.
Although this person can't be regarded as a consumer, Situ Xiaoming, who has a relationship with him, is a big customer here, and he can't mix up the originally good cooperation just because of a rat.
When doing business, you always have to pay attention to harmony and make money, and sometimes it's just like that. It's not for nothing that he endures other clients.
And this guy is right, people are consumers and uncles.
Even if it's just a potential uncle, or a relative of the uncle's family.
Even someone else's pirate uncle.
Even if he wanted to hack these guys to death one by one, he decided to put up with it for a while.
Cut it again on the third time!
Seeing his collapsed expression, Wu Hao nodded with satisfaction, and then walked towards the door.
The middle-aged man suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and his eyes showed a look of sending the plague god. But immediately he quickly retracted his eyes.
Because Wu Hao is back again.
"By the way, there's one thing I haven't asked yet. Wu Hao turned around and said, "What's the matter with that almighty girlfriend you said." ”
"Go out and turn left, and the shop on the next street will be!" said the middle-aged man with a "grin" expression, "You will know when you get there." ”
Wu Hao left here, with curiosity in his heart, and still walked towards the place he said.
When I got there, I saw a shop with a sign of "Almighty Girlfriend". There is also a small ink fountain mark on the shop sign, which is the symbol of the Gongyu family.
Could it be that cheap maids can be bought here? When did the Gongyi family get involved in the population business? Wu Hao walked in curiously.
As soon as he entered the door, Wu Hao heard a charming voice: "Your all-round girlfriend is online, hundreds of styles can be selected by you, and thousands of poses can be unlocked at will......"
Wu Hao followed the prestige, and saw a little fat man, holding a thing that looked like a handheld machine in his previous life, and then a scantily clad woman not far in front of him was constantly scratching her head.
He looked at the woman carefully, her eyes glazed and lifeless, and asked, "You're not a real person, are you?"
The little fat man saw the customer coming, stopped what he was doing, and said: "Big brother, please, of course this is not a real person, this is a new generation of high-fidelity puppets of our Gongyi family, which can meet your various needs!"
As he spoke, he made a "you know" look.
A hint of realization flashed in Wu Hao's eyes, and he said, "Isn't it just an inflatable doll?"
"Big brother, connoisseur!" The little fat man showed an expression when he saw his relatives: "Have you played it before, otherwise ordinary people really don't know that this thing is inflatable." ”
Wu Hao turned his head and was about to leave, when the little fat man saw his movements, he hurriedly shouted, "Big brother, don't go." This is different from the previous inflatable dolls, this is our new generation of products, with a simple intelligence, you see also with a real voice system. ”
As he spoke, he pressed twice on the operation panel, and the puppet in front of him suddenly snorted: "Master, I want to ......"
He pressed it twice, and then the puppet screamed, "Don't, don't!"
The little fat man squinted at Wu Hao, and then smiled evilly: "How about big brother, do you want it?"
"Dirty!" Wu Hao snorted: "It's really insulting!"
He couldn't help but glance at the puppet reluctantly, then turned and left.
The little fat man seemed to be a little eager to sell, he actually chased after Wu Hao, and said like a cannon in his mouth: "Big brother, don't go yet." These new products also have a lot of features. They are highly realistic, and they have all the functions that people have. And it is simple and intelligent, it can warm the bed, know housework, do laundry and cooking, and cook everything, and the dishes cooked are comparable to the chef's. Buy one back, and you can save the maid chef or something!"
Wu Hao paused slowly, and when he heard the little fat man say that the dishes cooked by this thing were comparable to those of a chef, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind!
He suddenly turned around and asked, "You said that he has all the functions that people have?, then does she have a sense of Dan, will she be alchemy!"
The little fat man was stunned for a moment.
Then he said with a smile: "Since it is a high simulation, it is naturally very comprehensive." Dangan is something that people have, of course they have it. ”
"However, you want to use this thing for alchemy?" The little fat man looked at Wu Hao speechlessly and said, "Big brother, you are so humorous!"