Chapter 19: The Helper's Wife
Lu Huaixin had never seen such a battle, and couldn't help but say loudly: "Where is the helper?!"
said that she was the wife of the helper, why is she inexplicably surrounded by a bunch of big men now?
At this time, Wu Feiyun came from the crowd.
Wu Feiyun changed into a red dress, and said with a happy face, "They haven't seen a woman for too long, and today you and I are getting married, so naturally we can't help but take a good look at you." ”
After that, Lin Bufan shouted, and the bride's clothes didn't need to be changed, and everyone started the ceremony in a hurry.
In the acceptance speech, there was nothing on the red carpet, just kowtow, kowtow, and kowtow, and the ceremony was completed! In less than a minute, it was all completed.
"Okay, everyone can go drink and eat!" Wu Feiyun roared, and everyone dispersed.
Lu Huaixin had expected this, and soon followed the customs, and said quietly: "Why is it so fast?"
Wu Feiyun looked at her with a wicked smile, why don't you understand it so quickly?!
Lu Huaixin looked scared. I don't know if it's fake, but it's very tempting.
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If there is anything in the world that can make a man diligent, it must be a woman.
Early the next morning, Wu Feiyun began to clean up the house, clean and ventilate, and went to fetch water.
Yu, Lu Huai's heart was blushing, he was silent for a long time, and said timidly: "What are you busy with so early?"
Wu Feiyun said: "Washbasin, towel and mouthwash cup." Use it for my wife!"
After a moment, Lu Huaixin asked, "These things are in the dowry." Why don't you look there?"
Wu Feiyun's face froze: "I have already been robbed by them, mother!"
"You...... Don't you even lack towels?"
Wu Feiyun said: "Of course!"
"How do you usually wash it?"
"A small wash every three days, and a big wash every five days. ”
Lu Huaixin's face immediately turned blue: "...... How do you wash the small wash? How do you wash the big wash?"
"It's easy to wash," Wu Feiyun first drank a sip of water and rinsed his mouth, then grabbed a black and yellow cloth from the table, wiped it on his face, and said, "The little wash is finished." ”
Lu Huaixin was stunned on the spot, and shrank into the corner with a painful face: "This ...... This is a small wash?!"
Why did I do that magical dance for him yesterday!
I knew that the cottage kings were so sloppy, so it was better to die!
Wu Feiyun said: "Don't worry, madam, I will wash every day in the future, you can rest assured." ”
Lu Huai was puzzled: "That...... What is the washing method of Oarai?"
Wu Feiyun immediately went out and yelled, "It's a big wash! Everyone prepare!"
Lin Bufan took out the basin for the first time and knocked it on, "Boss, the sun is high today, the small pond behind is good, the scenery is transparent, and the place is spacious!"
"Well done!" Wu Feiyun nodded approvingly, "Let's go, hurry up and build a fire pit, we can wash him all day!"
Lu Huaixin: ????
Wu Feiyun said: "It's an open-air bath, what else can I do?"
Lu Huaixin's face is a little blue, can you find someone dirtier than you in the world?!
Ay...... Forget it, accept your fate.
After a long, long time, he said quietly: "...... Then you go first, I'll arrange it myself. ”
"Yes ma'am, no problem ma'am!"
Behind the hill, a fire pit had been built under the big pond, and after a while steam rose from the water, and the men jumped in as if they were rolling through the soot, and in a short time the pond water was blackened.
The four brothers gathered together as usual, soaking in the muddy hot spring bath.
Lin Bufan stretched his waist and said, "Boss, it was very cool for Madame to serve you last night, it's my turn later." ”
Wu Feiyun: ???
Lin Bufan hurriedly explained, "I mean, let's hurry up and rob the next trip, I also want a woman!"
"I want it too, Boss!"
"I'm the same!"
"Yes, boss, you are happy, think more about the brothers!"
Wu Feiyun shook his head: "After this time, the government will definitely be eyeing us, how easy is it." ”
This was secondary, and he remembered another important thing: first take a good inventory of the spoils.
The only loss was one pig - ridden away by the strange woman, and the other pigs were with him.
I just returned to the village yesterday, and the order was chaotic, and I was robbed a lot.
Fortunately, it was only some small things that were robbed, and the incense powder and rouge were naturally left to Mrs.
A real treasure of great importance, no one dares to touch it without his orders.
Wu Feiyun pondered for a moment, "That's it, let's have a one-day meeting here, and solve the big and small problems together!"
"Great idea!"
"That's what I want!
It's been a long time since the brothers have held a bath meeting, so everyone began to hold their own ideas and hold back a lot of things to say.
Exploiting financial routes, women's robbery programs, women's distribution methods, women's rights and policies...... If you want to say why there are so many ideas, the reason must be that there are more women in the village, and if there are more women, the men will naturally have more ideas.
Wu Feiyun sighed. The days after that are indeed much busier than before, but it's better than no woman at all.
In the afternoon, in the clearing.
All kinds of treasures and utensils are piling up.
"There are hundreds of spirit stones in total, which is equivalent to hundreds of thousands of silver taels. Fake brides are so arrogant, aren't real brides priceless?"
"The Lu family is really rich!" Lin Bufan couldn't help but exclaim.
"It's really rich!" Mo Literate sighed.
Chen Fugui looked worried, "After robbing so much, the Lu family will not give up......"
"One spirit stone per person, confiscate all the rest, repair the wooden wall, and fix the defense!" Wu Feiyun waved his hand and made arrangements.
Then, there were still some sundries left on the ground, and Wu Feiyun also made arrangements, all the aura was collected for polishing and processing weapons, jewelry and antiques were arranged for people to sell stolen goods, and some other small items were distributed to the children to make toys.
Everything was in order, and after a while, everyone went back with their babies in their arms.
In the end, some beggars and homeless people camped outside the cottage were left, waiting outside.
A few people stood on the wooden wall and threw things out, rice bags and vegetable baskets, replaced pots and pans, hoes and axes, and so on.
"The boss said that there is still wasteland behind the mountain for you to lend. Since you don't know how to do the shoulder dance, you have to survive on your own, and we'll help you!" shouted the man on the wooden wall.
The people under the wall nodded their heads again and again while picking up things, "Thank you, Boss Wu!"
In the evening, Wu Feiyun, who had been busy all day, paced back to his room, and the smile on his face looked like he was bathed in the sun.
Lu Huaixin looked at him from afar.
The eyes are neither sad nor happy, neither lukewarm nor hot, but there is no regret.
Although it won't be long before there will be flags at the foot of the mountain, and there will be groups of men and horses to exterminate them, and there will be one unfathomable monk after another to call for battle at the mountain gate.
The process will not end until one side defeats the other forever.
As for how it ends, that's another story.
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The sun was high, Ning Chen was holding the pig, and Wang Xiaojia was riding the pig.
Walking until the evening, when he finally walked to the entrance of the village, the old man stopped his steps and saluted Ning Chen, "Thank you Daojun for your help, I'm home." ”
"You're welcome, since it's safely delivered, then it's time for us to go. ”
However, after a moment, Ning Chen frowned deeply.
Because of the spiritual power of this village...... It's unusually rich!