Chapter 90: Brian the Bard

The rain was still pouring outside.

Although it was past noon, Libert and Bruce did not come to the tavern as promised, much to the confusion of Lance and the others.

Libert doesn't come across as an unpunctual person.

"Is something wrong?"

Lance thought to himself.

However, he immediately dismissed his idea.

Libert and Bruce are very strong, and even Jonathan, the captain of the City Guard, is very respectful to him.

Moreover, one of them is from the long-established demon hunter family, and the other is from a large family with a relationship with the demon hunter family, and if something happens to them, there will definitely be a huge family force to come forward.

Thinking of this, Lance shook his head and muttered: "No matter, they can't have an accident, and it has nothing to do with us, maybe others say that they drink, but they just talk casually." ”

At present, the most important thing is to solve the problem of eating.

Lance sat up, stretched his waist and said to Ike, "Are you hungry?"

The food in the tavern, they tasted it yesterday, and it tasted really good.

Lance's stomach grunted very appropriately.

Hearing that he wanted to eat, Ike also came to his senses, he swallowed his saliva and said to Lance: "Okay, I'll drink a few more glasses later, although the wine here is expensive, but it tastes really good, and the wine in Pierre's place is simply terrible compared to here!"

As he spoke, Ike had already packed his things and shoved Lance, whose hair was still messy, and went downstairs.

In the hall of the tavern, there are already quite a few customers.

Lance and the others went downstairs and sat down in a corner.

When the two Lances had just sat down, the waiter came to the table very competently and enthusiastically introduced all kinds of food and wine.

Not surprisingly, the two ordered food and wine worth twelve silver coins, which was indeed extravagant enough.

Soon, the food and drink were already up, and a large table was full, which looked very tempting.

"This money is really not in vain!"

Lance thought to himself, licking his lips, and with Ike, he shook off his cheeks and slammed them.

Just then, the door of the tavern was opened, and a young man dressed as a bard entered.

He was carrying an old lute on his back, slightly tired, as if he hadn't slept well last night.

But when he walked to the tavern bar, he suddenly felt like he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he came to his senses.

He took off the lute he was carrying, swept his fingers across the strings, put on a very handsome pose, and said loudly, "Hey...... Warriors, heroic hymns need to be celebrated, and the great bard who sang the praises of your heroic deeds, Brian Aps, is thirsty, and any warrior would like to invite me to a glass of sweet wine?"

Brian, the bard, looked expectantly at the people in the hall.

He has no money, but no matter where he goes, he will not lack food and drink.

Bards are a very popular profession.

They are knowledgeable, well-informed, humorous, good at singing and dancing, and will always be the center of public socialization.

And they can speak well, and they will always use the most listened to compliments, so that people are willing to pay for their consumption.

Of course, it may also be to win the hearts of some young girls or young women and spend the Spring Festival together.

"Hey...... Poet, it's up to you to sing our praises, and if you're happy, make sure you have enough to drink. ”

A strong man closest to Brian said loudly.

The strong man was dressed in well-made steel plate armor, and there was a huge axe next to the table, which at a glance knew it was not a bargain.

Moreover, he is also a junior realm martial artist dressed as three servants, and his status is not very noble, but he must be quite rich.

"Oh, it's not bad, it should be a more generous lord. ”

Brian was secretly thinking in his heart.

He is a very discerning person, and not everyone asks him to perform, and he will perform as he wishes.

But this strong man is obviously worthy of his good performance.

Brian the Bard snapped his fingers and plucked the strings at random, stirring up a pleasant, low sound.

He walked briskly and rhythmically to the strong man's side, unceremoniously picked up the strong man's wine glass, took a sip, cleared his throat and sang.

"Oh...... Strong warriors, your thick arms, must be born with divine power...... Oooooooooo......oo Your broad shoulders must have countless girls who want to lie on your chest and kiss every inch of your skin......"

Brian sang improvisationally to a very rhythmic tune.

His voice is clear and magnetic, and his playful lyrics keep teasing the crowd and make people sound very comfortable.

As the lyrics became more and more explicit, coupled with his humor, it caused bursts of laughter and applause in the tavern.

The atmosphere in the tavern was brought to a climax several times by Brian's beautiful singing.

Even the hard-working Lance couple were attracted by the beautiful and playful lyrics.

The strong man was very happy, and his face was flushed.

Because Brian's lyrics praise him as a brave and invincible warrior, and he is especially liked by girls.

At the end of the song, Brian's wonderful performance has been applauded by the audience.

I have to say that this bard does have some skills.

This can be seen from the smiling face of the strong man.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, but the singer of heroes, Brian Aps, is already smoking, and you say, what should I do?"

Like a yuppie, Brian jumped onto an empty table and shouted to the people in the tavern.

He was already handsome and handsome, and his bad appearance suddenly made the maids in the tavern have bright eyes and scream loudly, a look.

If he hadn't had a job, maybe Brian would have been dragged upstairs by some bold maids to correct the Fa on the spot.

"It's time for a drink!"

The strong man stood up, raised his wine glass, and shouted very heroically.

One of the taverns' waitresses, also very nymphomaniac, gave Brian a large glass of sweet ale.

On closer inspection, there is also a lip print on the rim of the cup that is the same color as the waitress's lipstick.

Brian spotted the detail at a glance, winked at the waitress, and immediately ticked the waitress over.

He turned around, raised his glass to the strong man, and said in a very serious and serious voice: "Thank you to our invincible warrior for bringing me a glass of wine, let us toast him together." ”

"Cheers ......"

"Cheers ......"

"Cheers ......"

"Cheers ......"

In the tavern, everyone toasts to this unknown "invincible warrior".

This greatly satisfied the vanity of the strong man.

"Brian, huh? haha...... All your expenses in the tavern today will be paid for by the 'Sustenance of the Maiden's Heart, the Invincible Warrior' Wajim!haha......"

The strong man Wajimu put his arm around Brian's shoulder, who had jumped off the table, and said very intimately.

His hug almost strangled the thin, but tall Brian out of breath.

"Haha...... We, the 'Custodians of the Maiden's Heart, Invincible Warriors', thank you very much for your generosity and generosity, and let me borrow a glass of wine to toast you. ”

Brian quickly broke free from the strong man's bear embrace.

He grabbed the glass on the table, who he didn't know who it was, and drank it without seeing it.

"Good, good...... I like you, if I like men, you must be my person today!haha...... But I still prefer the pretty girls, especially the ones with the veil in the morning mist!haha......"

The strong man Wajim said unscrupulously.

He is still immersed in the illusory world that Brian has built for him, and he can't extricate himself.

"Oh...... You must not be interested in men, otherwise how many girls will cry secretly!

Brian's face was full of sincerity, as if it was true.

I have to admire, this poet's mouth is too good at speaking.

"Yes, yes, yes...... Ha ha...... Of course I can't make them sad, I'm the 'sustenance of a girl's heart', haha......"

When the strong man Wajim heard Brian's words, the already smiling face on his face bloomed again, and the smile of Erchun bloomed again, which was extremely bright.

"Oh...... Your Excellency, you are also the comforter of the young woman!"

"Haha......"

“......”

The conversation between Brian the Bard and Wajim the Strong Man was well heard by the rest of the tavern.

Although it is known that those are just the words touted by the bards.

But these words sound so comfortable and so useful.

Lance looked at Brian, who was still praising Wajim, and sighed in his heart: "It turns out that bragging can still be like this, aren't the ones he brags about the people I want to be?" haha......"

"Hey...... Saliva fell on the table. ”

Ike gently clasped the table with his hand, reminding Lance like a fool.

He knew that Lance was dreaming of his hero again, and this brother was good at everything, but sometimes he was too fond of fantasy and too daze.

"Ahem......"

Lance came to his senses and wiped his saliva with his sleeve without any manners.

Even though he and Ike grew up together, they still felt a little embarrassed to see Ike's evil smile.

He grinned at Icke, then whispered, "Have you noticed that this bard is still a little similar to Grandpa Laurie?" ”