Chapter 7: Singing Duo Turn
With the protection of a few adults, my little life has been moistened, especially Sister Ling'er is very good to me, don't look at me as a little child, in fact, she is only five or six years older than me, and I will be ten years old in the New Year, and in another five or six years, I will be able to gallop the beauties of the world at my disposal.
However, in the theater troupe of rolling floor bag, I can't eat in vain, in addition to practicing, I have to do chores, every time I go to a place to perform, the master will go out in tears, I will work with the stones, I know that I am a monk of the fighting master, and I am allowed to do the dirty work and tiring work, but I am happy, at least no one beats me and scolds me, except for Wang Bantou who is strict, everyone is very good to me. The important thing is to listen to the drama every day, watch the play, it is easier for me to remember it at this age, especially some jokes are sung wherever I go, over time, under the influence of my ears and eyes, I can also sing a few words, and then simply, Ling'er taught me to sing the two-person turn, and I am happy to be happy, especially singing male and female duets, I can still hold her waist, hold her thighs, smell her fragrance, not to mention how cool it is, I really can't wait for myself to grow up immediately, I know that I am definitely the kind of romantic race in the play when I grow up.
Wang Qianqiu's snake dance performance is also a must, everywhere is called, among which the dragon flying phoenix dance link is the most beautiful, because Sister Ling'er is a alien, the body is particularly soft, the performance phoenix, with special costumes, Xiaojin itself is a spirit animal, the body can become the size of a python, the golden light is shining like a dragon, but this dragon is smiling, two people are dancing on the sling, the audience is applauding, and there are more scholars who have watched the wonders, worthy of the sigh of this life, the emotions are stimulated, the poetry is great, and the witty words are endless, what" Shuangque dragon and phoenix shadows, mandarin duck play on the platform", "half-drunk want to drink dragon and phoenix pith, how can Yao Chi be far away, sighing in the world", "Yellow sand ancient twilight clouds swallow rain, Fengxiang bathing dragon composition"...... The dragon pan and the jade phoenix, the angle is amazing, the phoenix riding the dragon is even more like a fairy descending to earth, plus Sister Meng'er cooperates to spray smoke on the stage and even in the audience, the effect is simply that people enter the fairyland, watch the performance of the divine beasts, and become a living fairy, this magician is an artist to create an effect that is better than any tool, if there is thunder and rain in the play, Sister Meng'er will give you a few thunderbolts that do not hurt people, the water mist magician, it is simply half a fairy, since I can cultivate the magic of the magician can reach 80% of the power, then I should try to try it if I have the opportunity.
The first time I saw Sister Meng'er use thunder, I was envious, if the thunder is used on my fighting mage, then I will be a cow, how to get me in the future, I must think of a way, at the moment, it is important to learn some spells first, in case I encounter demon beasts such as demon spiders again, I will split them.
In the evening, our caravan drove to a new place, and I asked Sister Meng'er for advice on how to make the wind, rain, thunder, lightning and fog.
Meng'er sighed, and then said: "That's not my Five Elements Spell, I will only use the basic fire spell and a little bit of the water spell, and I won't use other Ice, Wind, Thunder, Air, Dark, and Light spells, I ...... I'm just a second-level spiritual root magician. β
I didn't understand at the time, Meng'er took out a few palm-sized pieces of yellow paper with strange runes engraved on them, and she said: " This is called a talisman, it is the most common and lowest-level magic talisman in the world of cultivating immortals, it is very cheap, a low-grade spirit stone can be replaced with this inferior waste talisman, the waste talisman can still release wind, fire, thunder and lightning, but it has no power, at most it is used to confuse the enemy, the practicality is extremely low, and it can be immediately recognized by the opponent in actual combat, because there will be no aura fluctuations, whenever a monk's secret market appears, Wang Bantou will take me to purchase some, because I am a magician, and I have to be more comfortable in using this kind of talisman, of course, the team leader, Skinny monkeys can, and even you can. "Saying that Meng'er threw me a fog magic talisman, I carefully looked at the runes on the runes, the runes are a cloud of white mist like things, but the strokes are of different shades, and the color has a serious color difference, it is obviously a waste talisman of poor quality, but it can still be released for a short time for performance, my head flashed, although this kind of thing is wasted, however, if it is released in large quantities, it seems to be useful in escaping, but what is the spirit stone has not been seen until now, it seems to be very useful, when facing the demon spider, the fat uncle also mentioned the spirit stone to restore mana or something, since they went to the bazaar, it means that Wang Bantou has, and even the master has it, this thing seems to be the circulating currency of the immortal cultivation world. I asked Master to take a piece out and look at it, and Master waved his hand and said, "This thing is very expensive, and I'll show it to you when you sit down at the next stop." β
Listening to Master, it is obvious that this thing is very important, and I am looking forward to it even more.
Our small troupe of rolling floors will perform when there is a place, as long as it is not too poor and too broken, it will basically stay, sometimes it will not build a stage, it is too troublesome to build a stage, and it is estimated that it will not be able to earn that cost, so spread a thin blanket on the spot, perform a two-person performance on a felt hat blanket and finish the work, and then leave. One thing I don't understand is why I always wander around like this, and I don't go back to places I have walked through.
The new town in front of me is not so prosperous, but it is also passable, I found a more dilapidated inn to live in, the room is limited, sometimes Wang Bantou will sleep with everyone, but sometimes he will lead Meng'er and Ling'er out to sleep. At first, I didn't understand what was going on, but then I understood that Meng'er and Ling'er were Wang Bantou's women, and others couldn't touch them. I also understood why Master Tears had saved the two young ladies from the handsome puppet monk in the first place, and why Wang Bantou was furious.
Women have love to possess, and those who do not have love are private property. If you don't possess you, how can you be sure that you love her? But I don't know if the two young ladies love Wang Bantou, Wang Bantou is too different from the young lady in her forties and fifteen or sixteen years old, this is not fair, it is not as close as the age of me and the young lady, I have been cranky and a little uncomfortable living in a dilapidated inn this night, especially Ling'er, who always takes care of me. Every time I saw the two young ladies come back, they were very tired, and their faces became more and more pale, and I didn't know how Wang Bantou tortured them, I was very young at the time, and I didn't understand at all, until I became an adult and knew that I had become a real immortal cultivator-monk, in fact, I understood it not long after.
Women, for many men, are meat, especially young and beautiful women, men, whether you are eighteen or eighty years old, it is difficult to resist. How many people have died under the pomegranate skirt, how many people have been ruined and ruined by women, everything comes from human desires, the uncontrollable result of physical desires, men should be calm, there are too many conspiracies in this world that use women, there are too many deceptions that also use women, and female monks are also women. Of course, their own women and men like to possess, so they don't allow others to infringe, and their brothers and friends have to be more vigilant, so usually the members of the Wang family class are respectful of the two sisters, and no one wants to touch this mold, except for me, because I am still a little kid.
The two sisters are too tightly controlled by Wang Qianqiu, and they are more tired and depressed, so playing with me is one of the greatest joys, it is a little freedom, they both like to tease me, just when I was taught to use a handkerchief to pull flowers, they both said that I was like a little girl, but my heart is a strong man, and it is a fighting mage, a man with strong physical fitness, and when I become a real man, you will see. I'm a little stingy, pick up the fan and come to a fan-throwing trick, unfold the fan and throw it out seven or eight meters high, and then the fan turns back, with ingenuity, when the fan flies back, I grabbed it fiercely, and then came to a tailwind flag, put on a cool posture, and was laughed at by the two of them, no way to lunge the total line, placket, this time it's like a man.
Ling'er kissed me the face, and said, "This is like a gentleman!" When Tiezhu passed by, he looked at me enviously.
Ling'er pulled me and said to go out for a walk, use me as a shield, Wang Qianqiu didn't say anything, we went to the back mountain to pick mushrooms, she didn't recognize all kinds of mushrooms, I taught her what mushrooms can be eaten and what are poisonous, the simple rule is to distinguish from the beautiful and ugly colors of mushrooms, the general color is bright, especially the purple one is very dangerous, and it is easy to change color after picking, and then it is the growth environment, and the mushrooms that can be eaten grow in a relatively clean place. Then it is the feel, growth environment, etc. to make basic judgments. Next is the shape, the non-toxic ones are relatively smooth, the toxic ones have a convex cap in the middle, and then look at the secretions, the secretions are white and clear and even a little fragrant, most of them can be eaten, and the sticky ones with strange smells are not edible. If it is still undecided, a new variety is boiled with rice, and if the rice changes color to turquoise or purple-green, it is poisonous, and if it is non-toxic, it does not change the color of the rice or only turns yellow.
When Ling'er knew that I had so much common sense, her little mouth frequently became oh-shaped, especially when I said the juice, she seemed to think of something, and her face was red for a while. The two of us had a good time, and suddenly the sky was full of dark clouds, but as soon as we turned around, it was a little far away from our hometown, and we hurriedly ran back, I am a mage fighter, and it is naturally easier to run, but for the alien, she is more tired, but after all, she is an adult, and it is no problem in theory, not to mention the physique of a monk, it is right to be stronger than mortals. But it's very strange, Ling'er can't run after running for a while, she can rap and play, and if she wants to say that it's okay to practice basic martial arts, but what's wrong today? I suddenly remembered that she went out with Wang Qianqiu last night, and when she came back at dawn, her face was pale and bloodless, although I was ten years old, I still didn't fully understand the affairs of men and women, but I didn't understand it at all, after all, Niuzhuang's experience made me understand that I must have done that thing, but it wouldn't make Sister Ling'er tired like this, I felt very strange.
Finally she stopped me and said, "No, I can't run." "I didn't expect the two of us to walk around for several kilometers, but a few kilometers such a short distance should not be tiring for her, singing is not something ordinary people can sing, it all requires good physical fitness, voice, confidence, Figure, must be good, the two pay attention to the hand-eye-body method, unified coordination, in order to increase the dynamic, more fascinating, into the situation, is a very profound art, only people who don't understand look down on it, think it is the lower riba people, for the inferior people to see the play, but who knows, no hard work, no ten years of work off the stage can still not be on the stage, I have been mixed for a year, still a little white ding, on stage is also a trick.
Ling'er suddenly fell to the ground with a pale face, lying on the ground and not moving, what's the matter? I was frightened, except for tears, Master Ling'er is the best person for me, I can't let Ling'er have an accident, my first reaction is not the child's crying, but the calmness and rationality of a monk, I quickly turned Ling'er over.
When she flipped over, she startled me, her face was shaped like a white bone skeleton, and all the facial flesh collapsed into her face, I was startled, frightened, fortunately, I knew that she was Ling'er, fortunately, I was now an entry-level monk who was bold and daring, otherwise, I would really be frightened.
What the hell is going on? Is it like this for all aliens? Is it because of the talent for change? I don't understand, I don't understand too much. I shook her body in an attempt to wake her up. After a little effort from me and the coldness of the rain she gradually woke up, and as she woke up, the flesh on her face gradually returned, but it was still pale. I no longer run alone willfully, letting the rain beat my young body and soul, I felt for the first time that the world of cultivating immortals is too magical, and the appearance of Ling'er must be related to cultivation.
I asked with concern, "Sister, what's wrong with you?"
Ling'er said weakly: "I may be sick, I am afraid of the cold of the rain. β
I took off my little clothes and put them directly on her head, and she seemed to be better.
I washed a natural cold with my bare little arms, I am a fighting mage, I am not afraid of anything, I tell myself, I will not be gonorrhea, I will not be, and I really won't, because in my memory I have never had a cold, never had a headache, brain fever and other phenomena, I am the most famous Xiaoqiang in the flower family and even the whole township, one year the children in the whole township got a strange disease, and a small white flower will grow around the throat, as if infected with some kind of virus, but I am fine, there is still a year of flu, the adults and children in the family have a cold, but I have eaten three bowls of swishing rice What should I do, I am the Dou Mage, the most grass-tolerant monk talent in heaven and earthγ
Back at our accommodation, Meng'er saw that her sister Ling'er was not in a good state, so she hurriedly came over to help, and Wang Qianqiu was even more concerned and stepped forward to greet her and hugged her to the earthen kang of the inn. I was startled and tired and fell asleep quickly, which was harder than running dozens of kilometers at that time, because I was too worried about Sister Ling'er, and I also knew that with my master's tears and Wang Qianqiu, my sister would be fine. Sure enough, as soon as it dawned the next day, Ling'er was fine, but her face was always very pale and weaker than before. Wang Qianqiu frowned and said: "Find a better place for Ling'er to rest at the next stop, Meng'er sings instead of Ling'er, Jiujin has also studied for more than a year, it's time to sing a joke, from tomorrow in addition to practicing with your master, it is to learn to sing two-person turns." β
"Yes, the team leader!" I have to call Wang Qianqiu the team leader like everyone else, and I must obey my words and have rules, otherwise the group will be chaotic, Wang Qianqiu is the king of our group, and the king can have supreme power, the king can hug left and right, and others cannot.
The next day, I learned a joke to cooperate with Sister Meng'er, but this time because of the pressure, I memorized it very quickly, and I felt like I would never forget it. Master Tears suddenly said: "This is the ability of the monk, as long as you exceed the third-level spiritual root, you can basically reach the level of unforgettable, but it also depends on what the situation and what to learn, and slowly you will realize that you care about Ling'er very much now, you have a sad and indignant mood, and you are responsible for the future performance, so the efficiency is relatively high." β
The paragraph I memorized is a new paragraph called "Linglong Qiaotou Meeting", which is about sisters Lingling and Longlong both love the scholar Bai Wenju, and the scholar loves her sister Longlong, and the sister Lingling in order to grab the scholar When the scholar came to give her sister a hairpin, the sister pretended to accept it on behalf of her sister, and also received a note from Bai Wenju, which said that they agreed to meet at Magpie Bridge in three days. Then she took the hairpin to lie to her sister that the scholar didn't love her, she loved herself, and she had a marriage contract with herself, and took out the hairpin that was supposed to be given to Longlong. Sister Lingling dressed up three days later and went to the magpie bridge to see Bai Wenju, Bai Wenju saw that Longlong did not come, so he asked Lingling what was going on, Lingling said that Longlong did not love her at all, and she also loved Bai Wenju very much, seeing that Lingling was also as beautiful as a fairy after dressing up, since Longlong did not love herself, she suddenly changed her mind and hugged Lingling. However, Longlong has been following, seeing Bai Wenju's change of heart and his sister's betrayal, he is not sad, what is there to be angry with the two people who are responsible and betrayal? Although he is not angry, he is not happy. Good people have their own good rewards, and God knows if they do bad things. Longlong thought about it, a colorful magpie flew from the bridge, fell to her shoulder, as if understanding Longlong's mind, Longlong said to the magpie: "A lover can become a family, and a negative person rarely has a good death." As soon as these words came out, the wind and clouds changed, thousands of magpies chased Bai Wenju and Lingling, and when the two were doing something wrong, they were blinded by thousands of magpies, and the two complained to each other. Beat each other, because blind eyes eventually fell into the broken water river under the magpie bridge, the broken water river because there is a big stone downstream to divide the river into two streams, so it has the name of the broken water river, the bodies of the two people to the diversion in two directions, one after another, Bai Wenju's corpse turned into a toad, croaking all day long, people are annoying, Lingling's corpse turned into a "wrong worm", all day under the big tree screaming "I was wrong, I was wrong!", and the toad ate the wrong worm, the wrong worm. The front of the whole paragraph is very gentle and beautiful, Bai Wenju is suave, a generation of merry scholars, the two sisters have a deep affection, two trumpet flowers, a plot in the middle of the sister, the younger sister also wants to take this opportunity to test Bai Wenju, found the change, the mood is heavy, but then he wants to open his mind, and then he is angry and vows, the magpie punished them, and the ending is that the betrayer got the punishment he deserves, and the audience applauded and applauded, and they were very happy. From beautiful to nervous, to the point where people thought that Longlong would commit suicide by jumping into the river, it turned out to be a magpie punishing the negative person on behalf of others, and the ending was very happy. The drama must please the imagination of the audience, otherwise it is a thankless play.
This paragraph is not very difficult, it is a student to get started, I will sing Bai Wenju for a while, and I will sing Longlong for a while, the two of them turn this song well, no matter how many roles, thousands of troops and horses all depend on the two of us, it can be said that it is its unique form, not comparable to ordinary art, the two can play countless people, the audience can still understand, you say it is not wonderful, it is much more difficult than the general opera from beginning to end to play a role alone.
When I sang on stage, the audience saw that I was a little kid, all kinds of laughter, especially when I performed Longlong, plus I had good physical strength, and the basic martial arts taught to me by the tearful master were all brought into play, a word horse, a standing lift, a wave son, everything was done, even Wang Qianqiu shouted "Okay!" "I am a fighting mage, physical superman, the movements of the basic martial arts of the limbs can be learned as soon as I learn, sway freely, although the singing skills are not as good as Sister Ling'er, but I can also withstand for a while, as long as my sister is good, everything will be fine.
I think so, but Sister Ling'er has been ill for a long time, and she is depressed all day long, as if she has some strange disease, which is a very strange phenomenon in the world of monks, according to what Master Tears told me earlier, monks are in good physical condition, and they will not easily get mortal diseases, unless they ...... Unless it is a disease peculiar to monks, that is, the spiritual root is damaged, the cultivation is reduced, and other monks have harmed it......
Thinking of this, I was also a little anxious, just like my own woman was hurt by someone else. Although I'm only ten years old, yes, ten years old, I have a bit of an urge to snatch Ling'er as my wife. What you Wang Qianqiu have, I also have nine catties.