The earth rat on the top of the stone coffin stood on the edge, looked down and scolded: "The surname is Lu, you come up, our brothers have to talk about it." ”

Lu Banxian looked up, squatted on the side with his back against the stone coffin, lowered his head and dragged his beard and shook his head, not knowing what to think.

Before Qianzi could continue to shout, he suddenly heard Jia Liang, who was lying on the ground on all fours, pointing to the top of the cave as if he was nervous, staring and opening his mouth to scream. Everyone looked up, only to see the crooked moon swelling again,

The swollen moon flickered with a faint yellow light, and only a wave was heard, and an old man who was equally huge but a head shorter than this Liu Qing fell, and at the same time fell in the air, and gently landed on the stone coffin.

Look at the old man in a wide linen white robe, with a string loosely tied around his waist. The long gray hair was tied up on the top of his head, and there were few sparse goatees left after being pulled by himself. With a lewd smile on his face full of mud, he looked at Jia Liang on the ground.

Jia Liang, who was thin and thin, sat up violently: "Why is this moon wife getting more and more angry, and she has been holding back for a long time before she comes up with this thing? ”

The old man was puzzled for a while, and asked in surprise: "Hmm, what? What is the wife and son? Do you know the old man?"

Jia Liang covered his mouth and laughed: "Haha! No need to ask, you can guess by looking at your decay, you old boy must be false." But don't worry, old boy, do you see the hole in the middle? Get into it, whatever false guarantee you have, I'll fill it in for you. ”

"Yo he! Can there be such a good thing? Look at your bald donkey's shriveled appearance, I think it has just been filled?"

On the side, Liu Qing stretched out his hand and patted the old man's shoulder, pointed to the top of the cave and asked, "Eh, old man Dingxu, what are you? Why did you jump out of it? Don't you keep following us?"

The old man subconsciously followed Liu Qing's big hand and glanced at the top of the cave, and suddenly smiled with joy on his face. I only felt an itch on my legs, and when I looked down, I saw a little man viciously knocking his calf with a small shovel, and he scolded and scolded: "Let your old boy follow, you must be uneasy and kind." Don't think that if you are big, the mouse will be afraid of you, see if I don't shovel you. He continued to knock as he spoke.

The huge old man didn't care, pouted and pouted his beard, and gently pushed the stalk away with his other foot. The body squatted and swooped upward, reaching the top of the cave more than 20 years long, grabbed a bright star on the top of the cave with one hand, and pulled it off and stuffed it into his mouth. He was about to fall, and suddenly the cloth shoes covered with plaster, the soles of which were shining, carried the old man to another star. I picked out another one, and the roof of the cave trembled at the same time. The old man slowly landed on the top of the coffin unwillingly.

The old man spit out a bright star from his mouth, held it in his palm one by one, and looked at it silently with a red face.

Liu Qing, who was surprised by the old man's magical powers, secretly stepped forward, stretched out his head and raised his eyebrows and looked at the two bright stars in his hand with wide eyes. What kind of gem is this, it is obviously two eyeballs with white light, and the pupils are still slowly contracting, as if staring at themselves fiercely.

"Doesn't it look good? It's a good thing! You kid is eye-opening today, do you know what it is?"

"You think I'm stupid!

The old man smiled and said, "It's not stupid, it's not stupid, it's not stupid, this is the spiritual eye in the middle of the head of "Three-eyed Turtle Bird"! You haven't seen this three-eyed turtle bird! This thing shrank its head and was like an ordinary green-capped turtle, but what came out of the shell of this three-eyed turtle bird were two semicircular soft wings, and they flew fast with fluttering and fluttering. Moreover, all the aura absorbed by these three-eyed turtle birds is gathered in this spiritual eye, which is a great supplement!"

Liu Qing listened stunned, and suddenly Jia Liang raised his head and pouted with disdain: "Don't live in vain for you, old boy, don't you just want to ignore our gems? There is also a three-eyed turtle bird, I think your old man is talking about yourself!"

The man hurriedly came up and tugged at the corner of Jia Liang's clothes, leaned over and whispered: "Bald, you are stupid! Have you ever seen an old man who can fly? Don't mess with him, our brother can't afford to offend." ”

I saw the old man put one eyeball into his sleeve, and the other eyeball was thrown into the air, and he suddenly clasped his palms together, and slammed it flat. Then he saw that his hands were full of bright white ashes, and he slapped them into his head, and suddenly the white air around his body surged, blowing his clothes with a grin.

After a while, the old man spoke: "Why? Do you know that I can't afford to provoke the old man?"

The man nodded timidly, too frightened to look directly into the old man's sharp eyes.

Then the old man said, "Hey, bald donkey, listen to your tone, as if you had been in this cave?" ”

"Don't think that you will have smoke on the soles of your feet, the monk will be afraid of you. I won't tell you today, I want to know if I want to jump down and take a look! ”

"Yo he! I really can't see it, you kid really has a kind. But the old man won't let you say it in vain, it's good for you!"

Jia Liang stretched out his thin neck, looked at Dingxu in a daze, and said: "Cut! Look at your poor appearance, what can you come up with? and dare to say that you want to give benefits, you and I really have the ability to rejuvenate our heads, and our long hair is fluttering." With that, he rubbed his bald head with his hands and pouted his lips, looking at Dingxu with contempt on his face.

"Don't go back!"

Jia Liang raised his head and glared at Dingxu fiercely: "Didn't you old boy make fun of me?" If it can be done, monk, I will kneel here today, kowtow to you and call you a fairy grandfather." ”

I saw Dingxu shouting: "Okay!" jumped up suddenly, and when he fell, his body shrank rapidly, and his head hit the ground and fell, and his body stood up with a curl of his body.

Dingxu, who was already the normal size of his body, stepped forward, touched his bald head, and asked again: "Don't you regret it!"

Seeing such a posture, Jia Liang immediately believed that what the old man said was true, and nodded vigorously in anticipation.

"Don't shake it, I really don't understand, it's good to be bareheaded, you don't know how much I envy you, at least you don't have to wash your hair. ”

Ji Zi shook his fingers, pointed at Dingxu and said loudly: "You also said that you didn't follow us, why do you old man know everything." ”

Dingxu squinted his nose and glanced at the earth mouse, and the frightened man was a spirit, hiding behind the huge Liu Qing.

Suddenly, an eager voice came from the side of the coffin: "Grandpa Fairy, Grandpa Fairy, I have also been to the cave, let me tell you, ask Grandpa to give a benefit." I saw Lu Banxian, who had just climbed up, kneeling on the ground and kowtowing and muttering.

Jia Liang was in a hurry, stared at Lu Banxian and scolded: "You Uncle Lu, just now the mouse called you for a long time and you didn't come up, and the brothers haven't cleaned up your traitor, but you have heard that it is good to touch it yourself, and make a lot of fun." As he spoke, he stretched out his foot and kicked it over.

Dingxu grabbed Jia Liang and said, "Don't worry, come one by one." After that, he stretched out his little finger, and the sharp nails scratched on Jia Liang's head. Suddenly, the bald head was covered with bloodstains. Jia Liang, who was in pain, snorted and screamed, and couldn't help but scold.

Dingxu didn't care, he spat and foamed at the bald head, and stretched out his hand to rub it again. Jia Liang, who had a huge pain in his head, couldn't move, only felt indignant in his heart; Isn't this old man fooling me? Forget it, let him toss it a little and then talk about it, it's a big deal to clean him up later." Thinking of this, he immediately scolded: "Old boy, dare to make fun of me Jia Liang, be careful that our brothers drag your white hair, and let your kid learn to be a cheap monk with Jia Liang." ”

"Yo he, you're right, old man, I'm thinking about changing my hairstyle. The old man smiled and stretched out his sleeves and rubbed his bald head. Suddenly, he grabbed the tips of his gray hair that had been glued into lumps with both hands, and pulled them off with a clench. Put it in his hand and flatten it, and see that Jia Liang's head was aimed at it.

Jia Liang only felt a heavy object hit his head, and the head on his thin neck was suddenly pressed to the side. Hurriedly reached out and lifted it up, but before it could be straightened, it was crooked to the other side. Jia Liang tilted his head, smelling the stench on his head, squinting aggrievedly, and shaking his angry jaw up and down unobediently.

The old man rubbed his bare head, and said with a strange smile, "Yo! It's really strange in this world, and there are still people who are so rare. After that, he pulled his beard with his other hand, looked at the whole lump on his head with a smile, and covered Jia Liang, who was crooked in his eyes. Seeing that Jia Liang was staring at him with slanted eyes, the old man suddenly thought of something, and curiously pursed his eyebrows and asked, "Yo he! Are you in love with the old man's beard again?" Forget it, who made the old man kind, if you want to do it, I will give it to you?"

Jia Liang was shocked when he heard this, and quickly reached out to protect his chin. I still wanted to shake my head and say no, but the heavy head that was still crooked to the side moved slightly, and I suddenly lost my balance. The head was dragged backwards by a lump on the head. The thin, shriveled body that was tossed fell to the ground with a pop. It's also fortunate that the lump on the head is cushioned, so I didn't knock out a good one.

The old man looked at Jia Liang who was lying on the ground and said, "It's okay, just get used to it slowly, and blame me for having too much dirt on it, I can't remember when I washed my hair last time, you kid just wait to wash it." ”

Jia Liang dragged a lump on his head, pulled it down vigorously, and begged for mercy in his mouth: "Fairy grandfather, the monk knows that he is wrong, you always want to know something, and the little one will never dare to hide it." Please use your magic power quickly and spare me this sin!"

The old man squatted down and lay on Jia Liang's face to look at it fixedly. Suddenly, I only felt a small breeze blowing on my head, and I couldn't help sneezing, and said: "Cut! It's really a little cold to be naked, you kid really don't know the goods, old man, I really miss this full head of hair!" Stretched out his sleeve and wiped his nose indiscriminately, and asked: "You kid quickly tell the old man, what's strange in this hole?"

"There's nothing weird in the cave, it's just that there's a bunch of beautiful women with big tails. Oh! No, the prettiest one doesn't have a tail! You old man has gone down, you must hold on! Or look at me, what is the deflated sucking being?"

The man jumped over and kicked at Jia Liang's only buttocks with some flesh: "You bald, you are really not enough brother, you yourself are mixed like this, and you have to bewitch the bun to go down." ”

"Hey, Brother Mouse, that's not right, Baozi's fat body doesn't enjoy it, it's a big loss, besides, you look at the monk, I don't come out well, and the worm scar on my head is gone. ”

Dingxu tugged at his beard and stroked it, and asked with a serious and curious face: "Strange? How did you suck it, and you can still suck it so well, and it won't be fatal?"

After hearing this, Jia Liang's face suddenly turned red, and he couldn't help but cover his face with his hand and hummed and refused to say more.

The man came up and scolded again: "Look at your twisted appearance, tell me how to suck it!"

Jia Liang snorted and stretched out a finger to Lu Banxian on the side and said, "What are you trying to force me to do? The one surnamed Lu has also gone down, why don't you ask him!"

Everyone glanced at Lu Banxian who knelt on the ground in unison. Lu Banxian opened his mouth and said, "You thief bald, what is there to say. He looked at Dingxu again and said, "Grandpa Immortal, give me a benefit too! My old Lu is not as greedy as Jia Liang." ”

Dingxu nodded at Lu Banxian: "Say it! ”

really let Lu Banxian say, Lu Banxian was also embarrassed for a while, lowered his head and hesitated, and couldn't hear what he said at all. The man came up with a kick: "You Uncle Lu, what are you talking about, the voice is louder, and the uncles can't hear it." ”

Lu Banxian, who was in pain, raised his head sharply and glared at the man, and said loudly: "Isn't it faster than the bald donkey? There is a beautiful woman in Tsing Yi in this hole, grabbing the bottom of the old reed and sucking it hard with her mouth, isn't this deflated!"

Everyone was shocked and said, "Oh! This is such a deflated method! I have to try, I have to try." ”

Suddenly, there was a swish, and I saw Dingxu suddenly remove Jia Liang's full hair, cover his head and slip into the hole with a bang.

The man scolded: "His grandmother's, let this thief old man take the lead." ”

Lu Banxian suddenly became agitated and shouted: "Immortal Grandpa, don't run, what about my benefits?"

I heard a voice from the cave: "Wait! The old man will give it to you when he comes out." ”

Jia Liang touched his slippery head and secretly rejoiced: It's better to be bald!

Liu Qing scolded: "God is unfair, just me am such a big lump, such a small hole, how can I drill it! Grandma, I can't go down, no one wants to go down." As he spoke, he sat down at the entrance of the hole.

Seeing the boss like this, he said with a smile: "Boss, you see that everyone has gone in, let the brothers go down and take a look!"

"With your small body, you're not afraid of being sucked to death when you go in?"