Chapter 19: The Great God and the Old Immortal

"Master, you're too good!"

Our master and apprentice changed their outfits again, this time dressed more strangely, he wore a hair disheveled, I was painted by him like a little imp like a paper man, two big blushes on both faces, big red lips, and a little green powder on the chin, typical red mouth and green chin.

This time we didn't enter the inn, found a private house to rent temporarily, as soon as I entered the house, I couldn't help but praise the master, expressing admiration, thirty high-grade spirit stones were obediently given by the other party, and they were willing, which is much more clever than stealing.

"What do you see you don't see? like a loophole or a deliberate move on my part. Kong Zhi asked me.

"This ...... Master, the apprentice has just started, and he is still very dull, and he doesn't dare to pant except for listening to you. I answered truthfully.

The master smiled slightly, nodded, and said meaningfully: "Well, you are also honest, if you can easily see through it, then Qingdanzi will also see through it, and there are thousands of people who have been doing business all year round, and they are naturally shrewd people, if the rich are all stupid, and the poor are all smart people, it is wrong, and it is not stupid to be rich." ”

"Master, Master, what the hell is going on?" I know that Master must have something greasy here, but it is seamless, and I can't detect anything wrong, and it is normal for people to look at feng shui and cure a disease, so no one noticed anything wrong during the whole process.

I have the experience of the master in tears, and I still understand the importance of respecting the master, although it is said that the master leads the door to practice in an individual, but if you don't respect the master and don't be a useful person, the master will not teach you the real skills, which is why many craftsmen pass on their disciples alone, everyone will have a trick, that everyone is skilled, and they will not be popular, and their real closed disciples will not be popular, and other disciples are not saying that they must just eat fart, and they will also learn some fur, whether it is a craftsman, In art, the disciples who really get the true transmission are often a minority, and those who don't get the true transmission are often mixed in the world, saying that they are the disciples of a certain master, but the actual level is very different.

Therefore, I handed the teacup directly to Kong Zhiye, and said: "Although the master has succeeded, it is still a little hard, the apprentice pours you good tea, you speak slowly, and when I learn the skills, I can better cooperate with the master." ”

Kong Zhi said with a smile: "You kid, a little stinky, but you are still well-behaved and clever, so I won't hide anything as a teacher, and I will tell you how I deceived these thirty high-grade spirit stones, which can be regarded as the first practical lesson for you." Come, good boy, let's take a look from the beginning to the back, and you can listen up. ”

"How do I know that the content posted on that notice is not real?"

When Master Kong Zhi asked me this, I naturally had to use my brain to think, not to mention that Master really knows how to teach his disciples, this kind of heuristic communication is indeed very easy to impress, and it is too important to think after practice.

I figured it out and said: "That rich and noble family must have something to save face, and they can't say that their only seedling is infertile, although tuberculosis also has an impact on infertility, but tuberculosis can still be cured in today's world full of monks, so it is not a reward, and this reward naturally cannot be a simple tuberculosis." "I'm proud of my answer, and I'm very satisfied.

Master Kong Zhi smiled slightly and said, "You answered very well, but it's a pity that there is a question here, since many people know this, why do I know so much?"

I shook my head, and thought to myself: I can know so much detail, unless it is really a fairy.

Seeing me, Master shook his head and said, "I'll tell you the answer when I'm done, let's move on to the next question, why should I praise the Qingdanzi sect?"

"This ...... Master, it's just a greeting!"

"No, the greetings should also be meaningful, don't say meaningless words, as long as it is an export, it must be valuable, and it must be useful in the whole process, praising the other party is often to make the other party have a sense of superiority, and the sense of superiority is easy to maintain his style like a character at all times in action, he has been focusing on how to do it so that he can not insult the image of the disciples of the gate and reduce the attention to the authenticity of my actions, which increases my success rate, even if I have a small mistake in the action, the other party is easy to ignore because of the self-image, plus a simple or side praise can make the other party have a good impression of you, it is easier to be careless. ”

My head immediately flashed, Master, this is too good, even greetings are valuable, this is by no means ordinary people can do.

"Qing Danzi is not a simple young monk, he likes to play chess, and he is very calm, so if you want to paralyze him, you must suppress him in a profound state, in addition to praising him to make him paralyzed and unexpected, you have to until, human insight is also very important. I mentioned a young talent of their sect, Bimo Dan, Bi Mo Dan is the leader of the Qingcheng Shandan generation, outstanding exercises, quite famous, so it also seems that I am well-informed, and when it comes to pen and ink Dan, I talk about it in a condescending attitude of the elderly, understatement, no exaggeration and amazing, that is, I know that there is such a person, but it is just like that, that will cause psychological pressure on his junior brother Qingdanzi, and get rid of Qingdanzi, then there will be one less big reliance on ten thousand people. ”

I was dumbfounded when I heard this, Master handled this detail simply, I thought it was simply able to speak and be eloquent, but in fact, it was so carefully thought out that even how to suppress a person had to be two-pronged.

"However, there was a big loophole in the whole process, I don't know if you noticed it, but they were very angry at the time and didn't find it. That's why I want to leave quickly, once they analyze one or two, it will be troublesome. Kong Zhi no longer brushed his beard, but grabbed a small sheepskin drum next to him and tapped it lightly, expressing his dissatisfaction with his omission.

I scratched my head and thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't figure out where there were loopholes in the whole process.

Kong Zhi gave me a cup of tea, and I still didn't find it, and in the end, he said the loophole: "Ling Lang's disease is indeed not curable by ordinary people, in addition to the influence of feng shui, this disease is also poisoned, and the source of this poison is near here." There are very few people in the world who can know one or two about this disease, except for my master, who is probably me. ”

"Jiujin, have you thought about it, since only me and my master know in the world, is it possible that this oxtail was buried by one of me and my master?"

It dawned on me, patted my head, and screamed in horror.

"First, I came to save my son from outside the world, and secondly, Qingdanzi treated me as a master from outside the world, in order to make them more convinced of me, believe everything I said, even if there are loopholes, I am careless, in order to make them believe in me more, I have done a lot of foreshadowing, which one of them is the most impressive to you?" Kong Zhi asked another question, and this question stumped me again, after all, I was only eleven years old.

This time, Master gave me time again, and I meditated cross-legged, running the Spiritual Technique, and as the bubbling Spiritual Qi entered my body, I was refreshed and flipped through all the previous images.

I suddenly remembered that there was a time when I worshiped Master so much that I was on the Stone Road, when Master asked us to worship heaven and earth together, after I opened my eyes and said my thoughts, Master praised me, "Yes, a bit talented." Let others follow their own actions, it is a simple command, is a psychological hint, and then, they are relatively easy to obey me, this silent influence is the key to deceiving people, so that the other party gradually believes in themselves, more believe in themselves to the process of completely obeying themselves. To put it simply, you gain trust, and you have succeeded eighty or ninety. ”

I immediately bowed down and kowtowed to Master Kong Zhi, and then said, "Master, I still don't know about something. My enlightenment teacher mainly steals, but he practices the Dharma, and he is very reverent of the gods and Buddhas.

I just asked my face red again, saying that tears are my enlightenment teacher, but I don't have any desire to save him, although he says that his mana is low, but the heart should always have, maybe it's the indifference of the little six sons' tears that makes me cold, if he is himself, he will also abandon himself. Thinking of this, my face turned cold again, and I was no longer bothered by it.

"Stealing and cheating, it is a purpose for us to disperse our cultivation, to obtain cultivation resources, without the best spirit stones, how can we increase the endurance time in the fighting method, and how can we buy useful pills and magic weapons? Although your enlightenment master was captured, I can feel that he has a trace of Buddha nature, which is the reason why he will not cultivate to a big fall, he is dedicated to the Buddha, and only steals wealth and wealth, not poverty, he is playing a balancing role, he must think that the materials in the world are a sum, who takes more and who takes less, he is just a middle adjustment. Therefore, he did not do evil, but stealed selectively. ”

"Then Master, aren't we doing evil by deceiving people?"

Kong Zhi patted my head and said, "Who said we were evil." He included me in a "we", okay, I am indeed an accomplice, I know not to report the accomplice, to cooperate with the accomplice, to obtain resources together to distribute the stolen goods accomplice, I touched the storage bag that the master just gave me, and there was a high-grade spirit stone he gave me lying quietly.

"So we're doing good deeds?"

"Of course it's a good deed, remember the first question I asked you?"

"Remember!"

"Then think about it now, in addition to judgment and experience, if you want to know the other party's true thoughts and purposes, under what circumstances can you be foolproof and 100% know?"

At this time, I thought for a moment, as if I had a flash of inspiration, and said, "Yes...... I knew it in advance. ”

"Yes, the children can be taught!haha......"

"But what does knowing in advance have to do good deeds?"

"There is another problem, Wan Yuanwai repeatedly mentioned the former feng shui master...... You combine everything you know and think about why?"

"Ah, that feng shui master is you, master, because you are good at changing and disguised as a feng shui master, so you know everything in advance. ”

"Hahaha, yes, yes, boy, you passed. ”

Master Kong Zhi beat the small drum again, and then said: "Actually, this is the case, three years ago, I passed by Xiaomiyagi, and saw Wan Yuan's foreign family marrying the bride, and building an attic for the bride, recruiting feng shui masters, I saw that the opportunity to make money came and applied directly, your master and I know feng shui and don't need to learn from anyone, that Niu Yishan naturally does not exist, I have no teacher, read a lot of related books and taught myself." ”

I believe what Master Kong Zhi said about me, he is extremely clever and never forgets.

"I didn't go to design the house to earn a few wages, it was very little, and of course I didn't cheat these thirty high-grade spirit stones today. I was ill when I saw the bride of their family getting off the sedan chair, and there was a ring on her wrist, which was a decapitation ring disease, which no one had ever suffered from in a thousand years, and it was very rare, so I didn't know. This disease, you have to have both sexes, but you can't get pregnant within three years, otherwise you will definitely die, I am so kind that I naturally can't see death without help. Today, I saw that the ring on her wrist was gone, and I 'saved' the ten thousand treasures. ”

When the master said this, he choked on tea, which was the same as tears, and took an intermission, drank tea to moisten his throat, and then said: "That oxtail was secretly buried by me back then, but the oxtail is not the root of the plague, it is all feudal superstition to fool them, so that it will not show its feet when I give the medicine and eat." When I built the pavilion, I seized an opportunity to order a drop of herbs in the dish that Wan Dabao loved to eat, this herb is called snapdragon, homophonic abstinence grass, eat a drop of infertility for three years, regardless of men and women, just to prevent the little lady from getting pregnant, but the person who has snapdragon is like a withered tree, coughing all day long, very unbearable. This herb is immortal, the pill I gave him today is a jelly bean, the toxicity of this herb will disappear naturally in three years, and today is the last day of the whole three years. ”

After listening to the master, I suddenly realized, and admired in my heart, the master not only had a strict layout, but also the time was very accurate, and he could earn dozens of high-grade spirit stones while saving people, and this "deception" really became a good deed.

I immediately knelt down and kowtowed, and said: "To be able to become an apprentice of Yishumen Kongzhi, it is really my honor to spend three lives to welcome spring, please accept the apprentice's worship." "This time, I worship sincerely, and I no longer have the slightest disrespect and suspicion for the master, this person is definitely a master.

Kong Zhi also accepted this bow, and then said: "Okay, there is not so much red tape in Yishumen, just be casual, let's investigate and then lay out the next practical class, and get the benefits as soon as possible, I want you to experience the importance of knowing yourself and your opponent." ”

I asked excitedly, "So what's next?"

Kong Zhi beat the small drum and said, "Go to the coffin shop!"

......

This small palace city is really lively, the coffin shop actually has a street, it seems that there are ten miles and eight villages around, and the coffins of the dead people in the jurisdiction have to be bought here, there are not only coffins here, but also paper ties, that is, small paper people, cows, horses, wreaths and the like, there are no immortals here, there are no aura fluctuations and inductions, but there are a few guys and bosses who are half yin and half yang make people feel a little cold panic.

These people who eat the dead are mixed up in a business, but they are not good people, those who cheat the corpse, return the yang, resurrect the dead, marry the yin, borrow the corpse to return the soul, and wander the yin...... There are all kinds of situations, but it is not strange to them, in the words of a coffin shop owner: "The well and the river can't die, and the river can't die, and if you don't deserve to die, you will come back again after taking a picture with the king of Hades." ”

Walking to a larger coffin shop, the master stopped, because there was someone talking in the coffin shop, the master was the same as when he was in the tailor's shop, pretending to be a fool, but in fact, he was eavesdropping, of course, this time I also listened with my ears pricked up for a while, it turned out to be a dead old lady, and the housekeeper came out to choose a good coffin.

After Kong Zhi heard the reason, he walked in, of course I followed, not to leave behind, while I was still young, it is more important to learn more skills than anything else, this is to observe words and looks, anticipate the enemy's opportunities, and the ability to deceive and do good deeds is by no means something that can be obtained from any major sect and good exercise books.

After entering the coffin shop, Master Kong Zhi asked the boss directly: "Do you have a good coffin, my old immortal has passed away, and I will give it a super thick burial." ”

An old man dressed as a housekeeper in his sixties was talking to the owner of the coffin shop, and was suddenly interrupted by Kong Zhi's words, slightly unhappy, and said: "I'm here to pick the coffin first, you're good, is your old fairy older than my master's father?"

There is a rule in this world that the older the deceased is, the more priority is given to buying a coffin, the reason is that the older the person, the more he is blessed by the gods of heaven and earth, and he must be given priority.

"How old is your master's father?" asked Kong Zhi disapprovingly.

The butler said proudly: "At the age of ninety-three." ”

"Then your ancestor is really not small, but it's a pity, my old immortal, my old immortal lived to be three hundred and sixty years old! Kong Zhi suddenly said something that made the second monk confusing me.

"You...... Could it be that your old immortal is an immortal cultivator?" the old man asked in surprise.

"Of course not, I am a great god who jumps on a horse, and my old immortal is the old immortal who is enshrined. Kong Zhi explained, "It's just that it gave me a dream before it died, saying that it wanted to go to a realm outside the world to cultivate, but it needs me to help chant the scriptures, my body is its psychic medium, and it is attached to me through its soul to absorb the scriptures, and the culture is used as a rune channel, which can guide it to the demon world it wants to go to." This is my two gods, who are responsible for singing the tunes of the gods. He pointed at me as he spoke.

This time Kong Zhi introduced me, unlike when he went to Wanjia to completely leave me aside, as if it was not important, it was all to decorate him, and this time, he seemed to have deliberately mentioned me, the reason why he said that I am two gods, can sing the tune of God, this is all communicated in advance, I heard Wang Qianqiu personally sing "The Complete Tune of God" when the two of them were rolling around, and I also sang a few times on stage in a decent way, and naturally there will be a few paragraphs.

"Oh, it turns out that you are a great dancing god, so my old lady has just passed away, can you also help a great dancing god to overtake it? ”

"Alas, this is not good, I don't count this, this depends on whether my old fairy agrees to go together, and there has to be someone in your family who has the final say, looking at your appearance, you are also a housekeeper, how can you be the master, no, no, absolutely not. Kong Zhixuan replied with a pretentious remark.

The butler had a hard face, developed masseter muscles, and frowned, and at first glance he was a powerful master, although he was not young, he was a little competitive, and raised his voice and shouted: "Who said that I can't be the master, I will be the master today." ”

"I don't know who your master is?"

"Who is the master of my family, I am afraid to scare you if I say it. ”

"But it doesn't hurt to say it!" Kong Zhi said indifferently, and anyone who saw the stinky fart would want to kick it in fun.

"The master of my family is the deputy master of the Demon Hunting Mansion in Komiyagi, Lord Cao, and Cao Shiyou is also!" the housekeeper had an arrogant look on his face when he said Lord Cao's name.

I was shocked when I heard this, but the smile on my face kept frozen, not that I obeyed Master's words, but that the smile froze, Mrs...... It's too scary, the tears are so powerful that he has become a prisoner in front of the demon hunting envoy, a deputy master of the demon hunting mansion, what kind of sacredness does that have to be.

Kong Zhi said: "Oh, your master is powerful, but if you want to surpass the undead, you still have to rely on us to dance the great god, you can be the master of your master, I don't believe it." ”

"I ...... I'm Cao Shiyou's uncle!" The housekeeper's face suddenly flushed, and he stammered and said something special.

Kong Zhi pursed his lips and said, "Okay, since it's such a relationship, then I believe in you, but if you want to surpass a person's soul, you must first know some details, otherwise the transcendence will not work." Excuse me...... Lord Cao's uncle has a great name!"

"Under the exemption of the surname He, a single word can be!"

I almost laughed, but fortunately, I turned my face and turned over the big paper money on the desk to cover up the past, and I knew everything how could I meet He De......