Into the Rivers and Lakes Chapter 35: Beard
Ye Feng was frightened and sweated profusely.
Turning his head to look, he saw a fat woman of at least 300 pounds, wearing a red flower on her head and a red dress, while shaking off the fat, she grinned happily and squinted her small eyes, rushing in her direction, and the fat on her chin was also rippling with layers of waves with running.
"It's just a fat horn!"
The corners of the boy's mouth twitched.
The fat woman came to the ring and looked at Ye Feng carefully, and her little eyes suddenly emitted the light of a nymphoac.
She took out a pink handkerchief from her arms that was enough to cover a child's quilt, pretended to be shy, covered her cheeks, peeked at Ye Feng, coughed a few times, pinched her throat and said:
"Ahem~ I don't know the little hero's surname? I am the daughter of the city lord of this Divine Tree City, named Li Xiaomi, twenty-eight years old, and ..... It's your lady. ”
Burst~
Ye Feng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, covered his hands on his chest, and said incoherently: "That..... Strong man, no, no, strong girl..... No, no, girl, I was just passing by here and was forced to go on stage and fight, and I don't want to be a champion!"
The thin young man looked at Li Xiaomi, who was dressed in red, and his eyes were full of pleading.
"That's not going to work!"
Li Xiaomi was immediately reluctant, threw off her handkerchief, stuck one hand in her waist, and said in a rough voice: "I don't care what you are fighting for, anyway, if you win, you have to marry me, go!
The woman stretched out her big hand and pulled Ye Feng's arm, and was about to drag the young man back to the house to get married.
"Look! ”
Ye Feng pointed to the distance and shouted.
Hearing this, the sturdy woman in the red dress and everyone in the audience subconsciously looked in the direction of Ye Feng's finger.
Ye Feng took the opportunity to quickly withdraw his arm, turned around and grabbed the back basket and sword on the ground, and teleported to a small alley on Tianfan Street in succession, not daring to turn back and trotting all the way, and secretly said in his heart: "It's slippery, I'm sorry girl." ”
By the time Li Xiaomi and the crowd of onlookers reacted, the shadow of the thin boy before had long disappeared in the ring.
Seeing this situation, the old and young women and children in the audience couldn't help but sigh again, and they all admired the elusive methods of the young man.
"Hmph! No matter where you go, I can find you out by digging three feet into the ground, and I, Li Xiaomi, will marry you!"
Li Xiaomi stomped in the ring, her eyes flashed, but she was swayed by the ring, which was made of mahogany.
Looking at the crowd of people whispering under the stage, Li Xiaomi, although his personality is relatively big, he is also a little embarrassed.
As the daughter of the lord of Shenshu City, she set up a wrestling ring on Tianfan Street to invite her relatives, but the champion who won in the end was scared away.
"Enough is enough! Shut up Miss Ben!"
Li Xiaomi stomped in the ring again, yelling at the crowd in the audience, and the straight mahogany ring shook like a stumble.
The people in the audience also knew that the daughter of the city lord was arrogant and unreasonable, and when they saw that the eldest lady was angry, they all closed their mouths with interest and dispersed.
Li Xiaomi snorted coldly, stepped out of the ring, squinted hatefully, and strode towards the teahouse across the street.
The man who was thrown out of the ring by Ye Feng before had already gotten up from the ground at this time.
The man didn't have time to pat the dust off his body.
He looked at Li Xiaomi, the daughter of the city lord who had only heard about it but had never met her, and the wide back of the distance, and tears of gratitude flowed from the corners of his eyes.
Raising his hand to wipe his tears, the man muttered sincerely: "Little brother, thank you so much!"
Entering the teahouse, Li Xiaomi walked straight to a man with a beard sitting by the window and sat down.
This man was wearing a linen coarse coat and straw sandals, except that he was a little darker and thinner than Li Xiaomi, and the appearance of the two was completely carved out of a mold.
Picking up the pot of tea and drinking it all, Li Xiaomi raised her head and glared at her beard, "Li Dami, I limit you to three days, and you must arrest your brother-in-law back for me, otherwise, you won't want to take half a tael of silver from me again!"
When the bearded man called Li Dami heard this, he slapped his thigh, patted his chest, and said impassionedly: "Don't worry, sister, I will definitely catch that little thin monkey and throw it into the oil pot!"
Syllable~
Li Xiaomi slapped the man on the head, and reprimanded angrily: "What little skinny monkey? That's your brother-in-law!"
As he spoke, he also made a shy smile that he thought was very beautiful for everyone, so that Li Dami, who was on the side, couldn't stand it and turned his head out of the window.
Besides, Ye Feng, after slipping out of Tianfan Street, trotted all the way back to the inn, then closed the door, plugged in the door bolt, and didn't dare to leave the house at all.
The thin boy was in the room, pacing back and forth restlessly, muttering, "Oops, it's terrible..... It's horrible..... What should I do?The daughter of the city lord..... Do I need to slip away....."
Ye Feng paused, sat on the wooden chair, took a cup of tea and drank it all, concentrating on countermeasures.
Just as he was pondering, the toad ingots slowly climbed out of the back basket, jumped onto the table, and looked at the young man proudly, "Boss Ye, which one are you singing?"
Ye Feng was stunned at first, and then his face was happy, "Fat toad, are you awake?"
Yuan Bao nodded at the still chubby frog head, and the old god asked: "Say, what's the matter?" Tell me about it, Uncle Yuanbao, I'll think of a countermeasure for you!"
After that, he touched the frog's head with his frog paws very chicly, and put on an unfathomable appearance.
Ye Feng smiled helplessly, organized words in his heart, and told the original story of what had just happened.
By the time he finished telling what had happened, the toad ingots were already lying on the table with their snow-white belly in their hands, laughing out loud, completely ignoring the murderous eyes cast by Ye Feng.
Yuan Bao caught a glimpse of Ye Feng slowly raising his raised fist, hurriedly retracted his laughter, and changed his tone seriously:
"Boss Ye, in fact, I think the city lord's daughter is good, she is a little fat, but there is a city lord who is the father-in-law, so what are we worried about in the future?"
Ye Feng put down the fist that was about to be pounded, blinked, shook his head and sighed: "It's really not that I judge people by their appearance, but my heart is not in this Divine Tree City at all, how can I marry her?"
"Then you know that little girl named Jiaojiao very well?"
Yuanbao's frog eyes were full of teasing.
Ye Feng was speechless for a while, waved his hand, and said angrily: "That's different, there's no comparison!"
Yuan Bao cut a word and did not refute, blinking his frog eyes and began to help think of countermeasures.
After a moment of silence, the young man and the toad looked at each other in unison and said, "You must leave Divine Tree City!"
"Let's go!"
Ye Feng slapped his thigh and shook his head at Yuanbao.
The latter jumped into the back basket.
Out of the inn, Ye Feng deliberately lowered his head and walked quickly in the direction of the north city gate.
This Divine Tree City does not have four gates like other cities, there are only two gates in the north and south, the south gate faces the Urgan steppe, and the north gate faces the territory of the Jin Kingdom, and if you want to go to the territory of the Jin Kingdom, you can only leave from the north gate.
Seeing that he was getting closer and closer to the North City Gate, Ye Feng couldn't help but shout excitedly in his heart, "Victory is just around the corner!"
Curiously looking up at the city gate in front of him, the young man's hurried steps gradually slowed down.
Under the hole in the city gate in front of him, there was a man in a linen coarse coat, straw sandals, and a beard on his face, holding his arms, grinning and baring his teeth, looking at Ye Feng with a smile.
Ye Feng secretly used his "bright eyes" to probe at the cultivators, but he couldn't see through them at all.
After taking a closer look at his appearance, he found that this person looked very similar to Li Xiaomi, the daughter of the city lord, and couldn't help but feel nervous in his heart, and said secretly: "This time it's really over!"
The ingots in the back basket felt the abnormality outside, a pair of frog eyes looked at the beard through the gap in the back basket, and whispered to Ye Feng: "It should be the seventh or eighth realm of the small consummation, try not to fight with him!"
Ye Feng didn't dare to move when he heard this, squinted his eyes, and looked at the man quietly.
"Hey!"
After a while, the beard took the lead in breaking the deadlock, raised his hand to say hello to Ye Feng, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, my sister is Li Xiaomi, my name is Li Dami, and I specially came to pick you up and get married!"
The bearded man moved in front of Ye Feng and began to look the young man up and down curiously.
Ye Feng looked at Li Dami, who was more than half a head taller than him and had a beard on his face, and replied embarrassedly: "I'm only fourteen, big brother." ”
When Li Dami heard this, he scratched his head and explained with a smile: "Brother-in-law, that... Actually, I'm only fifteen years old, but I'm in a hurry, anyway, no matter how old you are, I have to call you brother-in-law, otherwise my sister will not give me pocket money!"
The corners of Ye Feng's mouth twitched, a bearded man was only fifteen, and for the sake of pocket money, he casually called someone his brother-in-law, it was really ridiculous!
In the Great Song Dynasty, this is absolutely impossible to be tolerated, and even excluded by the world.
It can be seen in this way how strange the pair of children of the city lord of the Divine Tree City are.
"Let's go, brother-in-law, my sister is still waiting at home!"
Li Dami was a little excited, and without waiting for Ye Feng to make any more moves, he grabbed the young man's wrist and dragged Ye Feng back.
Feeling Li Dami's physical cultivation on his wrist, Ye Feng had no choice but to go with him.
"Let's explain it well when we get to this city lord's house, I hope this city lord of Divine Tree City is not as strange as this pair of sisters and brothers. ”
Ye Feng thought to himself.
After making their way through the streets, the two stopped in front of a grand mansion.
Looking up, I saw a black gold silk nanmu plaque hanging on the top of the vermilion lacquer gate, on which the dragon flying and phoenix dancing were inscribed with three gilded characters: City Lord's Mansion!
The courtyard wall facing the street is more than 100 zhang wide, there are four guard soldiers wearing black armor and carrying scimitars at the waist in front of the door, and there is a pair of stone lions more than two zhang high under the bluestone steps in front of the gate, which is very magnificent.
Looking at the momentum of this City Lord's Mansion, Ye Feng couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and secretly said that he was afraid that he would not come back this time...