Chapter 6 There is no first in the text, and there is no second in the martial arts

Yan Saburo: How should a woman who has been married ten times (in ancient times, both husband and wife agreed to divorce, called 'Heli') be married?

Mu Yunfan: The former "male" was abandoned.

Yan Saburo: Seven fairies marry one?

Mu Yunfan: The six gods have no master.

Swallow Saburo: Ten men peek at five women taking a shower.

Mu Yunfan: Colorful.

Yan Saburo: A high monk and a butcher died at the same time, why did the butcher ascend to heaven before the high monk?

Lu Zhuofan: Because the butcher "puts down the butcher's knife and becomes a Buddha on the spot", he will naturally reach Western Bliss faster.

Yan Saburo accelerated his tone and asked: "The three gold are called "Xin", the three water are called "Miao", and the three people are called "Zhong", so what should the three ghosts be called?

Mu Yunfan looked around at everyone, and Yurong said with a ripple smile: This is simple, everyone can do it, it is called "help!"

Yan Saburo clenched his fists, feeling that he was 'too soft', and said in a flat tone: "Yes, the warm-up game is over, now let's get to the point, reflect the thinking pattern, and highlight the height of life."

Yan Saburo: Is it better to use tuition fees to study, or to travel around the world?

Mu Yunfan: Without sufficient knowledge as a premise, even if you travel thousands of miles, you are just a postman.

Swallow Saburo: Why is it that the more mature a person is, the harder it is to fall in love with someone?

Mu Yunfan: It's not that the more mature you are, the harder it is to fall in love with someone, it's that the more mature you are, the more you can tell whether it's love or not.

Yan Saburo: In the same way, others are better than themselves, why do they sometimes have jealousy and sometimes worship?

Mu Yunfan: Worship from afar, jealousy from near, worship out of reach, jealousy out of reach, jealousy with conflict of interest, worship without conflict of interest.

Seeing this, Yan Saburo felt that this person was really extraordinary, shrewd, and not only able to speak well, but also to speak wittily. So, he quickened his speech, narrowed his thinking time and asked: No one will be smooth sailing, how did you get out of the haze of life?

Mu Yunfan: Take a few more steps.

Yan Saburo: Why are some things just a gesture for others but unwilling to help?

Mu Yunfan: Some people don't love the world and the people in the world enough, and some people don't trust the world and the people in the world enough.

Yan Saburo: What's the loneliest sentence or verse you've ever heard?

Mu Yunfan: Unsatisfactory things are often eight or nine, and there are no two or three who can speak.

Yan Saburo was finally convinced, he was unwilling but said convincingly: Okay, answer the last question, how do good people become bad people?

The corners of Mu Yunfan's lips were slightly hooked, with a good-looking arc, his eyebrows were comfortable, his smile was like a clear spring, and he said seriously: When he feels unfair.

Competing on the same stage, the competition has been decided. Everyone coaxed, Yan Saburo was a little embarrassed, lowered his head and sighed, and said: "It's time for you to turn to attack, I'll defend." ”

Jiabao Tong was unscrupulous, looking a little happy, dancing with his hands, looking up and excitedly saying to other friends: "Look, look, I said I didn't brag, the handsome guy is really amazing!"

Suo'er and Laifu said "hey" again, ran straight to Yan Saburo's side, and puffed up: "Boss, don't worry, although we lost this game, although we lost, we are still honored, after all, the opponent is too strong, the enemy is too cunning - no, what we mean is, no matter what, your character, noble realm, voice and smile, and even witty words will always be the best in our minds!"

"Hey, why don't you dolls say that I will live forever in your hearts and be immortal?" Yan Saburo was a little awkward after hearing this, scratched his head, raised his eyebrows, his eyes were slightly cold, and he scolded softly.

"Thanks to Brother Yan's mercy just now, I will also take advantage of everyone's Yaxing to make a lantern riddle. Mu Yunfan closed the folding fan in a chic manner, and after saluting with a fist, he smiled and said: "Sit down, sit, sit, sit, sit, please guess something." ”

After hearing this, Yan Saburo smiled faintly and said leisurely: "I happen to have a mystery too, and I happen to be on your question." ”

"Oh, listen up. The corners of Mu Yunfan's lips raised slightly, and he asked curiously.

"Walk and lie down, stand and lie down, sit and lie down, and guess a thing. Yan Saburo turned over in the air, turned around and sat on the rattan chair, lazily eating peanuts.

"Hehe, I lost!" Mu Yunfan smiled, comprehended, beautiful lips, and spit out amazing words: "My riddle is a frog, and Brother Yan's riddle is a snake." Snakes are the natural enemies of frogs, and even if the frogs struggle in every way, they will eventually lose miserably, just like the peanuts on this plate that have been reduced to Chinese food!"

Yan Saburo looked around at the shocked expressions of everyone present, and his dashing face showed a bad smile, he raised the wine glass and slammed it upside down on the table, and the wine slurry oozed out. He then got up and said, "Although I am not a frank gentleman, I don't bother to ask for food. In this game, I still lost, I lost cleanly, I lost completely, and I lost convincingly!"

After that, Yan Saburo picked up a pot of wine, admitted defeat, drank it all, and then picked up the wine jug on the adjacent table and drank it. It is estimated that a pound of stomach in one breath, cold wine is forested, poured into the mouth and nose, and choked into the stomach.

Then, Yan Saburo beckoned a few little children to prepare to leave. Before leaving, he was slightly stunned, endured the discomfort of his body after excessive drinking, beat his spirit, raised his smile, and raised his voice to Mu Yunfan behind him: "You young master, even if you are beautiful and handsome, you are also brilliant and charming, how many infatuated women do you want to kill?"

As soon as the words fell, the women in the inn, whether they were a girl who had just fallen in love or a young woman who had become a wife, showed a trace of admiration for Mu Yunfan in their eyes.

After that, Yan Saburo didn't look back, led a group of children, carried a stack of peanuts, walked and ate, and muttered in his mouth: "It's okay to kill the ignorant stupid woman, you deserve to be greedy one by one, and you want to see different thoughts, but you also have to harm the innocent and brilliant Meng Bao, it's really a big sin!"

The shopkeeper of the restaurant beckoned the shopkeeper to put on a posture, ready to stop Yan Saburo and the children, and asked for the money for the drink just now, but was stopped by a silver ingot handed by Mu Yunfan.

"Then how should I atone for my sins?" Mu Yunfan's eyebrows moved slightly, his graceful eyes were full of smiles, and he asked gently.

"You are too smart, and you are too good at stealing the limelight, whether it is a woman or a man, it is a scourge, you might as well go home as soon as possible, when you go out, it is all right and wrong!" The voice fell, and Yan Saburo seemed to leap into the air, and disappeared in front of him in an instant.

"Interesting. Mu Yunfan showed a soft smile on his face, with intuition, he would have a deep relationship with this man named Yan Saburo in the future, but he couldn't understand what qualifications Yan Saburo, the second wanderer of the rivers and lakes, had to do with himself.

You must know that Mu Yunfan's demeanor is not only handsome and extraordinary, but also born with a noble temperament, which is an aura that cannot be concealed, and his heart is wrapped in arrogant and lonely ice, perhaps only watered with the nutrients of power.