Chapter 107: When I first entered Qin Town, it was hard to find a meal
At noon that day, a small town finally appeared in front of the four of them.
From a distance, this town is surrounded by green mountains and green water, like a paradise, with pleasant scenery and beautiful scenery.
The four people in front of them looked really embarrassed. Zhen Buben's hair was fried at the roots, Gu Feng and Su Su's hair was no longer smooth, Hong Fanyou was not much better after last night's hard fighting, the four of them were like squirrels after a storm, their faces were swollen, covered in blood, dirty and smelly.
Zhen Buben stared at his tired eyes and said, "Let's quickly find a place to eat and repair it well." All three nodded in agreement.
Entering the town, the four of them stopped at the door of a small restaurant, the owner of the restaurant had no business and was sitting at the door chatting with people. He hurriedly got up, hung up the door panels one by one without saying a word, and when he got on the last door panel, he also got in, locked himself in the store, and finally was safe.
Su Su and the others were blocked out of the door before they could speak, and as soon as the people on the small street saw that they were all in danger, they instantly went back to their houses and locked the doors, and the street that was still lively just now quickly became deserted.
Zhen Buben shook his hand and asked his soul: "When did we become a pure street Yama?"
Zhen Buben was naturally not the only one who was puzzled, and he had no choice but to continue to move forward. Turning a corner and coming to another street, this time they stopped at the door of a restaurant, and Zhen Buben leaned over and shouted, "Is there food now?"
A vicious-looking woman walked out of the store quickly and said in a thick accent, "Hurry up, we don't do business." ”
Gu Feng couldn't see how quickly they cleaned up the street just now, so he didn't realize the seriousness of the situation, and he wondered, "Why?"
The woman frowned angrily and said, "Why, what are you instigating, %¥%& (inaudible) Plague God!"
Gu Feng was stunned and didn't understand it at all, Su Su pulled Gu Feng and said depressedly: "Let's go, she said that we are plague gods." ”
Hongfan looked at Su Sudao in surprise: "Sister Kun is still proficient in the Shu dialect?"
"It turns out that this is the Shu language!" Gu Feng said suddenly.
"Although this is the Qin State, it is close to the Shu land, and it was the territory of the Shu State in the past, and the language is naturally closer to the Shu sound. It was rare that Su Su also had an accent, and as soon as the words came out, it seemed that the ice had melted, and the whole person softened a lot.
To be honest, the four of them have not eaten a serious meal for a long time, and at this time, they will all be hungry and their stomachs are on fire, and they are turned away by people when they smell the fragrance of food, and their depression can be imagined.
Hong Fan You said: "There is a grocery store in front, let's go see what there is first." ”
The four of them walked forward again, the shopkeeper obviously didn't know what was going on, Zhen Buben walked in and said hello with a smile on his face, Zhen Buben said as if he had met a savior: "Is there anything to eat?"
Unexpectedly, when the boss heard Zhen Buben's accent, his face was suddenly covered with a layer of frost: "Go farther, don't suffer Lao Tzu! Don't make trouble!"
Gu Feng was also angry, and rolled a gold coin in his hand and said, "Lao Tzu is rich!"
The boss didn't say much, quickly got up and pushed them out of the door, and then Gu Feng clearly heard the sound of the door locking......
Zhen Buben collapsed and said, "What's the situation?"
Su Su stepped forward, patted the door and said, "Uncle, don't do business anymore, there is (your family or you?) why is this, where do you let us cut (go), do you have a good music to teach (Zhide Mingli)!?"
The boss said through the crack in the door: "Why are the little dolls rushing to the shell (I don't know how thick the sky is), Lao Tzu is back today (unlucky), why did you meet these melon babies (fools)!"
When Su Su heard this, he knew that it was impossible to open this door again, so he turned back to them and said, "It seems that this boss also has something difficult to hide." ”
"What's going on......" Hong Fanyou felt that this matter was too strange and couldn't figure it out.
Gu Feng raised his palm viciously and said, "Then what can you do with me if I go in and rob you?"
Su Su stopped him and said, "Forget it, don't be embarrassed for him, let's think of another way." ”
Hongfan You said quietly: "I didn't expect that I wouldn't even be able to eat in the end." ”
"I just want to have a gruel. "The ancient wind is like a cry.
Zhen Buben said: "I don't believe that I have money and can't even eat a meal!"
Su Su said: "People here are unfamiliar, people don't want you to eat it, you can't eat it, our outfits are too conspicuous, as long as you look at it, you know that we are outsiders, and we seem to be outlaws, so let's hide first." ”
The four sneaked into a sparsely populated alleyway, and several of them began to discuss their "conspiracy".
"I vaguely heard the boss say that outsiders are not allowed to enter this place, otherwise they ......will be severely fined," Su Su said.
Without waiting for Su Su to say Zhen Buben, he said angrily: "Why!
Gu Feng tidied up his clothes and asked, "It seems that if we want to eat, we have to pretend to be from Shu - Sister Ying, do you know what distinguishing features this person has?
Hong Fan glanced at him and said, "The people of Shu must first be able to speak Shu! And this is the Qin State!"
Gu Feng was stunned for a moment, and then scolded "Turtle Son", "Immortal Banban" and "Ha'er", and then asked: "Is it like this time? ”
Hongfan You said: "You are not from Shu, you are a psychopath!"
Gu Feng spread his hands and said: "Except for Sister Ying, none of the three of us can speak anything else, I can't even speak Spanish." ”
Su Su suddenly smiled mysteriously and said, "I have a way." ”
Everyone hurriedly asked, "What can you do?"
Su Su said: "You can't learn Shu Yin, but you can learn Shu Dumb." ”
Zhen Buben wondered: "Shu is dumb?"
Su Su smiled and said, "The dumb people of Shu will definitely not speak Shu language. ”
Hong Fan You said: "But we won't be dumb. ”
"Oh, you're so stupid!" Gu Feng laughed at Hong Fanyou, "We won't, and others won't." In short, it's just a blind comparison, eat him a full meal first. In this way, Sister Ying will simply learn to be dumb, so as not to be found by them. ”
Su Su nodded in agreement.
Zhen Buben clapped his hands and said: "Gao Ming! It's just ......"
The three of them all looked at Zhen Buben to see what else he had.
Zhen Buben paused and said, "It's just that Gu Feng was originally blind, and now he is mute again, hahahahahaha......"
As soon as these words came out, Gu Feng was so angry that he burst into the head.
Gu Feng was just about to leave, but was grabbed by Su Su and said, "You are dressed like this, I think you can just pretend to be a fool." Speaking of this, she couldn't help but think of the scene when she saw Gu Feng for the first time, the three of them were stupid, and they wanted to pretend to be fools to deceive themselves, thinking of this, Su Su couldn't help but smile lightly.
Gu Feng then remembered that he hadn't changed his clothes for a long time, it was tattered, plus the blood battle Tiger King at that time, there were a lot of blood stains on his clothes, and he could smell the pungent fishy smell when he smelled it carefully, even the normal inn probably wouldn't dare to take him in.
Gu Feng wanted to untie his clothes with an "oh", but Su Su hurriedly stopped him and said, "Alas, what are you doing!"
"Change your clothes. "Gu Feng said it rightly.
Hong Fanyou's face rose with a blush of red, and he immediately turned around and said angrily: "Can't you wait for us to avoid it!"
Gu Feng suddenly said: "Oh oh oh! I forgot about it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Huh, you don't change it?"
Su Su thought that Gu Feng was making fun of herself and Hong Fanyou, and she was so angry that she punched him, but she didn't know that Gu Feng asked out of concern.
Zhen Buben really couldn't stand it anymore, and also beat Gu Feng and said: "We have already changed, who knows that you kid didn't mention this, we still want to see how long you can wear this clothes." ”
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The crowd came out of the darkness and walked through several more streets. The four of them put their minds at ease and went to find a restaurant.
Zhen Buben pointed to the side of the street: "Then there is a restaurant." The restaurant is also small in size, and because it is too small, there are a few tables in the open air on the street, and the front door has a banner that reads "Dandan Noodles" and "Bowl Chicken".
Gu Feng touched Su Su, Zhen Buben and Hong Fanyou vigorously: "From now on, you must pay attention to your words and deeds, and don't wear gangs." ”
Hong Fanyou corrected him and said: "The main thing is to do it, not to speak." ”
Gu Feng said: "Yes, there are three straight dumb people, you will look at me for a while, and learn more." ”
Su Su said: "I don't need you to teach, I promise to be dumb than you." ”
I saw Gu Feng open his eyes that were not often opened, fixed his eyeballs in the middle of his sockets, and walked up stiffly.
Zhen Buben and Hong Fanyou didn't know what to do, imitating his appearance, and the three of them sat on the stall with straight eyebrows. Su Suqiang suppressed a smile and walked in as well, but she looked much more normal than the three of them.
When the shopkeeper saw the guests, he rushed out enthusiastically, and without waiting for Gu Feng and the others to act, he was already babbling and screaming, while gesturing back and forth with both hands.
Zhen Buben was sweating when he heard this, he tried his best to keep his mouth still, and said in a low voice: "It's bad, I'm really dumb!"
Su Su also whispered, "What now?"
The mute boss saw that the four guests didn't speak, so he continued to wait on the side with a smile, Zhen Buben raised his head coldly and opened his mouth wide, and then stretched out his hand and pointed to his mouth, the meaning was very simple and clear: Hey me.
The boss nodded again and again and handed over the menu.
At this time, Su Su suddenly stood up and said, "Let's go." ”
Gu Feng said unexpectedly: "Why?"
Su Su pointed to the door of the store and said: "It is written at the door that outsiders are forbidden to enter, the boss is deaf and mute, and he can't detect our details, we eat here at him, and it will inevitably cause trouble for him in the future." ”
Hongfan nodded and said, "Yes, we were careless." ”
Gu Feng was helpless, so he had to stand up. Zhen Buben also stood up in frustration, he saw a plate of cooked meat and cold vegetables on the counter, he couldn't help but stuff some money into the boss's hand, and then gluttonously put his hand into the counter. Su Su shook his head at him slightly, Zhen Buben had to sigh and leave the restaurant in pain.
The four men walked back dejected, empty-handed, already hungry.