Volume 2 The Black Dog Suffers Many Hardships and Gets a New Life Chapter 58 The Fox Husband and Wife, Unable to Persuade Each Other But Beat Each Other Wildly
The white-eared man fluttered for a while, and said with a smile: "Look at it, look at it, when did our three clans fall like this, and let the two kings fight." ”
The beauty in red pouted, "Hmph, you bald and arrogant, why are you so unsympathetic, our dog king's clothes are about to be ripped off by you." I'm not ashamed!"
Arrogantly pouted with the wolf beak flying wildly: "Who is not ashamed? I didn't see that Lao Tzu was scratched all the scratches, you see that puppy in addition to the torn clothes, what kind of loss?"
The man in white smiled and looked at the dog king who was slightly leaking spring and said, "Tut-tut! This is not called a loss? I think the wind shadow green dog is a big loss!"
When the woman in red heard this, she was jealous, flew over to block the person in white, and pointed to the tip of her nose angrily and said, "I think they both suffered a big loss, and you kid took a big advantage.
The man in white stretched out his head and couldn't stop looking behind the woman in red, and said, "Why are you in the way! ”
The woman in red was immediately furious, screamed and kicked at the belly of the man in white, then turned her head to the young lady and said, "Hmph! You little bitch doesn't have a dog for yourself, but you come to seduce other men." ”
The bald wolf king said: "Well, what Sister Hu said is that the old wolf's nosebleed came out. ”
Qing Niangniang smiled disdainfully and said: "I'll go! We don't play mahjong anymore, only you are allowed to play chicken! ”
The man in white suddenly jumped up, pointed to "Red Fire Fairy Fox Hu Demon Ji" and scolded: "You stinky woman marrying you is just letting you kick me! Lao Tzu has long seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, just you shrewd, that point is comparable to other people's wind shadow green dog!"
"Okay, you miscellaneous snow fox, praise others in front of the old lady! Without the old lady to support you, you kid dare to call himself the fox king? As he spoke, he ran over with his nose and teeth, grabbed the bun of "Pretty Silver Fox, Fox King, Hu Sanjia", and pulled it down violently, and suddenly the silver hair was no longer flowing, and it was scattered all over his cheeks.
The silver fox stretched out his hand and skimmed his messy bun, pointed at the woman in red and scolded: "Oh! I'm so angry, whoever loves this broken fox king should go, Lao Tzu is fed up with your mother-in-law." Hu Sanjia said as he pinched the two red ears with both hands, put them in his arms, raised his knees and knocked them on the pink face.
The Dog King turned his head to look at the tearing of the two foxes and was secretly surprised, and thought: "You two secretly ran out by yourself, originally the old lady thought that you were going to help the Wolf King, but can you blame me? ’
The wolf king's head flew and he didn't bite anymore, and he couldn't stop looking at the second fox and thought: 'Fortunately, the old wolf is married to the sister of this bearded chicken, or I have to let her be wiped out.' ’
The tired whirring dog looked at each other with the flying wolf head, and said, "But it's so lively! Why don't we take a look? I think we might as well rest?"
The wolf king dragged back the wolf's head and pressed it on the cavity, and he didn't reply, but looked at the wind shadow green dog with disdain and said: "Look at it, people are more loving couples, but because you are inseparable, the old wolf will keep a distance from you in the future, so as not to provoke bad luck." ”
The Dog King crossed his arms and covered his chest and squinted at Ao Xiao and said, "Cut! How can you say that you are also Hu Qiji's brother-in-law, and you can only say some cool words, and you don't try to persuade you?"
The wolf king shook his head, "I'm going, I'm going to persuade you." lest the old wolf innocently be dragged by the few remaining wolf hairs. ”
Look at the second fox holding and pulling his hair, rolling all over the ground. The clothes were torn off one by one, and the hair on the head was suddenly swept to the ground.
Hu Sanjia, who was dragging the red little ears, was not idle in his mouth: "Lao Tzu has been marrying you home for decades, and you stinky mother-in-law didn't give birth to me yet, and you are embarrassed to eat other people's vinegar." ”
The Red Fire Fairy Fox listened to it and bared his teeth, suddenly raised his legs high, circled and clamped the white-haired head, clasped his nostrils with one hand and slapped his face covered with messy hair with the other hand and scolded: "Let your kid not know what to do?" Another hard slap continued: "Make you rare bullshit." ”
The two of them who were playing happily only heard a chaotic sound coming from the cave, which came from the mouths of the people, and with the slapping of the red fire fairy fox in the face, they shouted rhythmically, "Nine hundred and ninety-six, nine hundred and ninety-seven, nine hundred and ninety-eight、、、、、
Hu Youji suddenly turned her head in anger and shouted at the entrance of the cave: "The old lady beat her old man, the one who doesn't want to die dares to count?" and said to the husband under him: "Snow fox, someone laughs at the two of us, why don't you go over and teach them a lesson?"
The snow fox jumped up suddenly: "Hmph! dare to laugh at our family, don't die, don't worry about the chicken, I'll grab the dog's head and slap them later." As soon as Erhu's words fell, the number in the cave to nine hundred and ninety-nine suddenly stopped, and the two of them flew away from the super cave with their shoulders on their shoulders.
The green dog, Aoxiao, and Aogang who watched the next scene looked at each other with wide eyes, and never understood what was going on.
Ao Gang suddenly thought of something, and said, "Dad, why don't you fight? You haven't licked it yet!"
Fly up arrogantly, kick the third son into the hole.
Wind Shadow Green Dog covered his mouth with his hand and couldn't stop laughing, tidying up his tattered clothes and jumping into the hole.
In the hole
Proudly crooked his mouth and gritted his teeth, and finally put down the eldest son's shelf, lifted the robe and stretched out the aggrieved hairy tail, kept rubbing the big bag, and smirked at the thirteen girls. "My sister is so good, I won't fight at the last time, it seems that my sister is really sorry for the wolf! ”
The thirteen girls were tired and panting, squinted at the proud eyes, and found a chair to sit on.
At this moment, the fox king and his wife ran in angrily and looked around.
Hu Sanjia looked at his wife and said, "Chicken, which one shall we fight first?"
The Red Fire Fairy Fox raised his eyes and looked at it, and said, "See, are they all around the pig-headed man, it must be the pig-headed man who shouts the most, come from him first." ”
"Okay!
After saying that, he shook his head, flew over and grabbed the pig-headed man's neck and pulled it over.
Aoshi was silly at the thirteen girls, and before he could react, his mother dragged him over as if he was carrying a chick. The Red Fire Fairy Fox was also unambiguous and slapped at the pig's head, "You pig-headed man, insert a big tail and pretend to be my fox clan, and then slap me." With that, he slapped it again.