Chapter 326: Is It Raining?
Seeing that the three of them had returned, Jiang was a little weak-hearted, stood in front of his skewers, and said, "Why are you back again?"
Jiang was obviously overly concerned, at this time, Fu Hao and the others' attention was on waking up Bu Mingming, so naturally they didn't notice that he had stolen the kebab.
"Why is he closing his eyes, what kind of martial arts is he practicing?" Jiang was also attracted by the magical scene of Bu Mingming walking with his eyes closed at this moment.
Gu Yuanzhi carried the quilt and hemp rope onto the bamboo building, and said with a smile: "This is the sleeping god fist of the nephew, who asked him to beat whom, there is no need to discuss." β
Jiang didn't believe it, so he just watched what would happen.
Evil Sheng Zheng urged: "Wake him up right here, can't you still take him to the courtyard?"
Fu Hao nodded and said, "That's what I meant." β
He shook the small porcelain vase in his hand from side to side, and Bu became famous and followed the fragrance and kept approaching.
When the tip of Bu's famous nose was about to touch the porcelain bottle, Fu Hao put away the porcelain bottle with lightning speed, and replaced it with another brown vial, and the mouth of the bottle was also opened at the same time.
A peculiar smell came from the bottle, it was not a fragrance, and it could not be said to be unpleasant, but it made people smell itchy in their nose and want to sneeze.
"Ahh
"Ahh......h Ahh
Gu Yuanzhi was far away, and when he saw this situation, he hurriedly covered his nose with his cuffs.
"Strange, why are you all sneezing, but your nephew hasn't?"
Fu Hao pinched his nose, and his voice became a little funny: "Hehe, you guys can stand firm, don't be scared!"
Everyone looked at Bu Mingming suspiciously, only to see that his mouth was open and closed, clearly wanting to sneeze but couldn't.
As he smelled this pungent smell, his mouth opened wider and soon reached a peak.
When Fu Hao saw this, he hurriedly flashed to the side, and at the same time, a "sneeze!" sounded in the field.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Hao was standing behind Fu Hao, Fu Hao flashed, and Bu's famous sneeze flew straight at him.
In an instant, it seemed to be raining, and snot and saliva sprayed towards the river at the same time.
This is not over, the first sneeze is just the beginning, and the next series of "sneezes and sneezes" keep sounding, as if they are going to sneeze together for decades.
Because the movement was too loud, Bu Mingming woke himself up.
Bu has always been famous for waking up by himself, and today he still wakes himself up, which is gratifying, gratifying......
As soon as Bu Mingming woke up, something magical happened, and his sneezing stopped.
He had just woken up, and he seemed to be a little unconscious, and he rubbed his eyes, feeling as if he had just done some strenuous exercise.
It wasn't until he sobered up that Bu Mingming realized that he was outside, and he was surrounded by acquaintances.
"What's the matter, why don't you look good?" asked Bu Mingming, confused.
"Uncle Shi, are you getting up so early to make breakfast for us?" Bu Mingming saw the barbecue next to him.
The corners of Fu Hao's mouth twitched, and he silently prayed for Bu Mingming, and at this moment, someone's heart was already angry.
"Uncle Xiao, why are you standing so far away, and this bamboo building behind you is very beautiful, did you build it?"
Gu Yuanzhi shook his head with difficulty, he hadn't recovered from the shock just now.
He had ever seen the most distinctive horse, but the most distinctive horse did not snort as well as the famous sneeze.
"No...... That must have been created by the evil predecessors!"
Evil Sheng Zheng surprisingly did not tease him this time, but patted him on the shoulder, and said with emotion: "The old man has seen a lot of strange things, but today is still an eye-opener, young man, there is a future!"
Bu was famously confused, he remembered that yesterday the evil victory was still at odds with him, how could he be reconciled today?
Then, Bu Mingming noticed that Jiang was drenched, his face couldn't be described as Tie Qing, and it was already green.
"Isn't this Sect Master Jiang, disrespectful and disrespectful. Why are you soaking wet, is it raining?" Bu Mingming looked at the ground and then looked up at the sky, "No, it's good weather, what's going on?"
Jiang just wiped his face and said in a deep voice: "Bu is famous, people often can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes, sometimes you can't help but listen to the words of your predecessors, and you have to remember the teachings of your predecessors as the last proverb you have heard in this life!"
Bu Mingming didn't know why Jiang Bu said this, after all, he and Jiang didn't know each other too well.
But this sentence is not unreasonable, so Bu Mingming said seriously: "The younger generation should remember the teachings." β
"So, I'm going to say something next, you have to listen well!" Jiang Bu took a deep breath, suddenly became angry, his face was hideous, he took out a pig-killing knife from his back, and slashed at Bu Mingming: "This sentence is, don't sneeze at others in the future, damn it!"
"Ahh
"Sect Master Jiang stop, if I hadn't reacted quickly and killed someone, there must have been some misunderstanding in this!"
"Hey, I'm running pretty fast, and I'll be done with more than a hundred cuts. Misunderstanding, hehe, suffer death, rabbit cub!"
"Ahh
Evil Sheng was flickering, and his figure disappeared in place, and at the same time he looked up at the sky: "The weather is good today,"
"Suitable for murder, revenge, sneezing, ......"
"Ahh
Fu Hao covered his forehead, he didn't expect things to turn out like this.
Speaking of which, it has something to do with his lack of thoughtfulness. He didn't expect Bu's famous sneeze to be so powerful, and he didn't expect that Jiang would stand behind him in order to see the excitement, and he didn't have time to dodge.
As the saying goes, you can't live if you do your own evil, and it's none of your business, but Fu Hao can't just stand and watch Bu be chased by Jiang Hao.
If you think about it carefully, Bu is also very innocent, he just slept and snored dishonestly and sleepwalked, so that he wasted so much time yesterday and couldn't spend the night with Cai'er......
Fu Hao fell into deep thought for a while......
He immediately made up his mind, he flew to the bamboo tower and found a place to sit comfortably.
"Yes, I can't stand and watch, I can sit and watch, and I can lie down......"
Xie Shengzheng's eyes lit up, and he immediately went up to the bamboo building, sat down next to Fu Hao, and draped the quilt on his body.
"Heyβthe world is cold, a hundred generations are impermanent, and when this person's heart is not ancient, only this bedding can make me feel a trace of warmth. β
Fu Hao: Why is the phrase "......" so familiar?
(End of chapter)