Chapter 25: Meeting a Celebrity, Xihua Presents a Trick (I)

Lu Xihua said, "No, no, Qingqing can sing." ”

Gu Shanshan was slightly blessed, "Let the son smile." ”

After speaking, he opened his mouth and sang, "A new song and a glass of wine." Last year's weather old pavilion. When will the sun set? Helplessly, the flowers will fall, and the familiar swallow will return. The small garden incense path wanders alone. "The voice is open, the tune is tactful, straight like the yellow warbler singing willows, which makes people evoke infinite reverie.

Lu Xihua clapped his hands and congratulated, "Very good, very good, indeed good, I should drink a drink." ”

The two of you come and go, staggered, guessing riddles, Tang poems solitaire, throwing pots and shooting grids, and the atmosphere is becoming more and more lively. It was almost evening, there was a acrobatic performance at the Chawei rockery on the first floor, under the recommendation of Gu Shanshan, Lu Xihua sat at the small table by the corridor, drinking wine and eating some side dishes, watching the singing and dancing downstairs.

This Qinglou is a government-private partnership, with juggling, ventriloquism, sword dance, tricks and singing and dancing, lively but not noisy. Lu Xihua also picked up a few foreign stories as jokes, which caused the atmosphere on the wine table to be hot.

At the beginning of the moon, there was a commotion at the door, and a middle-aged man stepped into the lobby surrounded by everyone. A little guy walked too quickly, and the road was slippery, and the fruit plate in his hand was careless for a while, and he fell to the ground, only to stand on the spot in fright.

The little girl's frightened face turned white, the bustard's mother angrily shouted that the two strong men were going to drag the little girl to the backyard, the middle-aged man whispered a few words, the bustard's mother immediately gave up, ordered the little girl to go down, and ordered the others to clean the ground again and again, and led the middle-aged man to the third floor.

Lu Xihua was strange, so he asked Gu Shanshan to inquire about what was going on, and after a while, Gu Shanshan returned with an excited face, it turned out to be Bianliang's military squire, Shangshu Youcheng Li Gang Li Lord came, and now Lord Li was demoted to Jianchang by the DPRK and China Peace Faction for some reason, passing through Lin'an.

There is a secret cold gourd in the green building, the noble man arrived, the bustard's mother ordered someone to take out the guest, but he didn't expect to be accidentally knocked down by the little guy on the way, and the cold gourd can no longer be eaten, so he was angry and wanted to let people teach the little guy a lesson, but he was stopped by Lord Li.

Lu Xihua was a little drunk, it was the first time he met a celebrity in the Song Dynasty, when he tried to find a way to meet him, he asked Gu Shanshan, this cold melon is a modern watermelon, and he had a plan in his heart.

Lu Xihua asked Gu Shanshan to call the bustard's mother, saying that he wanted to meet Master Li Gang Li. The bustard mother looked embarrassed and said that she would go and ask. Sure enough, he came back to apologize after a while, saying that Master Li Gang did not want to meet.

Lu Xihua said with a smile, "I have heard for a long time that Lord Li is a famous minister of the anti-gold industry, and I have a reverie in my heart, and I am willing to see you." I heard that Gu's mother was damaged just now because of the cold melon and couldn't entertain guests, I have a little trick to get the cold melon to treat the guests, and I also asked my mother to talk to Master Li in detail. ”

The bustard's mother asked, "Is the prince serious? You must know that this deceiving the courtiers is a serious crime, and it should not be taken lightly." ”

Lu Xihua nodded, "Mom, don't worry, please go and report it." Please also ask your mother to prepare a cold melon seed. ”

The bustard mother glanced at Lu Xihua deeply and turned to leave. After a while, he came back with a person who looked like a family general, and the bustard's mother stood aside, and the family general spoke, "But the surname Lu is returned from overseas?"

Lu Xihua stood up and bowed, "It's Lu." ”

The family general said, "But you have a cold melon to offer." ”

Lu Xihua also said, "Exactly." When Lu heard that Lord Li had come to Lin'an, he was overjoyed and was willing to offer a cold melon to serve him. ”

The general nodded, "Come with me." ”

Lu Xihua stepped up to follow, glanced at Gu Shanshan's anxious look, thought he was a fan of Master Li, and whispered, "You follow me, it's good to see you." ”

Gu Shanshan was grateful, and the bustard mother stood aside with a puzzled look on her face.

Lu Xihua followed the family general to the front of the door, and several slaves in the waiting room outside looked at themselves carefully inside and out, and they were not annoyed, and the family inside would inform them to ask to see, and they only stepped forward a few steps, bowed and saluted, and praised in their mouths, "Lu Xihua, a returnee from overseas, has seen Master Li Gang and Li, and has seen all the adults on the seat." ”

Behind him, Gu Shanshan also said, "Little woman Gu Shanshan has seen all the adults. ”

"No courtesy. A voice said in a deep voice.

Lu Xihua looked up and followed the voice, it was the middle-aged man who was surrounded by everyone before sitting in the guest seat, looking at himself with a smile on his face, lying on his eyebrows and phoenix eyes, with a wide forehead and a nose, and three strands of beard hanging down on his chest, knowing that it was the former military squire Li Gang Li, who was a civil official in the main seat and accompanying position, and I don't know who it was.

Lu Xihua bowed his head and saluted again, "Lu Xihua has heard for a long time that Lord Li is a famous minister in the court and a pillar of resistance to gold, so he came to see him, and I hope that Lord Li will forgive the villain for being presumptuous." I heard the mother in the building say that for some reason the cold melon could not be eaten, and there was a special trick to offer, thinking that the adult congratulated. ”

Li Gang said with a smile, "Overseas people also know etiquette. It's just that looking at your appearance, you also look like a person from my Central Plains, but you don't have hair for some reason, is it an overseas custom?"

Lu Xihua smiled bitterly, "The villain has a special body, and he has no hair for the time being, which has disturbed the adults, and I ask for forgiveness." ”

Li Gang said again, "I heard that you have a way to get cold melon, I don't know if you can show one or two?"

Lu Xihua beckoned to Gu Shanshan, Gu Shanshan stepped forward and took out a watermelon seed, which was given to Lu Xihua by the bustard's mother before, and Lu Xihua gave it to Gu Shanshan.

Lu Xihua took a watermelon seed from Gu Shanshan's hand and spread it out in his hand, "Ladies and gentlemen, please see, this is an ordinary cold melon seed." ”

After showing a circle, all the adults nodded one after another, Lu Xihua took an empty silver plate and placed the watermelon seeds in it, and put the silver plate on the desk in the room, "Adults, please pay attention." Tonight, when the moon is in the sky, I should take the moon and present it to all my lords. ”

After speaking, Lu Xihua inhaled and condensed, scratched at the empty window, and saw the bright moon in the air shining brightly, and the faint light was like a mist that was visible to the naked eye, and this light converged into a thin band of light, which fell into the room and connected to the watermelon seeds on the silver plate.

Everyone in the room was dumbfounded, there was a young man, in his twenties, Lang Xingjian eyebrows, tall, almost one meter nine, wearing armor, looking like a military general, looking at the silver plate, frowning slightly.

This watermelon seed received a little bit of moonlight, began to break the shell and sprout, a jasper vine broke out of the shell, small and small, very cute, after a while this jasper watermelon vine is getting longer and bigger, bigger and bigger, the vine began to grow green jade melon leaves, and so on the melon leaves have two inches in size, the vine bloomed more than 20 small yellow flowers.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Lu Xihua pinched a trick in his hand, and pointed his sword out of the window. I saw that between the plants, trees, flowers and trees outside the window, flying a little colored light, blending with each other, turning into two colorful butterflies and flying into the window. Caidie, you chase me, stay and play among the yellow flowers, and finally turn into brilliance and scatter, and Yuehua quietly cut off contact.

Before everyone could ask questions, the flowers on the jasper vine began to shrink, and as a result, small watermelons as white as jade with black stripes appeared among the melon vine leaves. The watermelon was getting bigger and bigger, and by the time it was the size of a human head, it had already covered the desk, and many of them had grown to the ground, and Lu Xihua snapped his fingers before stopping.

Lu Xihua stepped aside, picked up an empty silver plate, picked a watermelon with white jade and black veins from the vine and put it on the plate, held it with both hands and handed it to Li Gang, "Please also ask the old parents to taste it." ”