Wang Sheng: "Well, the video is over, and my cousin sent me a short paragraph." ”

Chen Wei: "I'm going to show me this when I take off my pants?"

Wang Sheng: "?"

Chen Wei: "Hurry up, send the follow-up, even if there is no video with text, it's the same." ”

Just kidding, how could Chen Wei miss such an exciting story.

Besides, this may be true, after all, there is a video and the truth.

Wang Sheng: "Later, my cousin stopped the car and lit a cigarette. ”

Chen Wei: "??"

"Your cousin is serious, isn't he afraid?"

"Or a cigarette beforehand?"

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Wang Sheng: "Eh, what do you want? That monkey is a male, and it is bigger than yours when you take it out." ”

The monkey came up and knocked on my cousin's window. ”

Chen Wei: "And then your cousin?"

Wang Sheng: "My cousin rolled down the window and gave it a cigarette. ”

Chen Wei: "Your cousin is in a state of flux and gives smoke to monkeys." ”

Wang Sheng: "When I heard about this behavior, I asked my cousin why he suddenly smoked the monkey, and he told me that he didn't know why at that time, and thought it was a person. I naturally emitted a cigarette. ”

Chen Wei: "The monkey doesn't hit your cousin with a mallet, and the monkey can't smoke." ”

Wang Sheng: "You don't know this!" The monkey took the cigarette and put it on his mouth, and put his head in to signal the fire. ”

Chen Wei: "-_-||"

"Anyway, why is your cousin so bold as to stop the car? ”

Wang Sheng: "I didn't know it at first, but then I said cousin, you are so brave." ”

My cousin replied, brave fart. He said he knew that the monkey was the little monkey he had saved from herding cattle. ”

He said that the little monkey was caught in the foot by the iron cat, and he remembered the location of the scar on the monkey's foot. ”

Chen Wei: "I'm rubbing, proper pig's foot luck." ”

"And then the monkey came back to repay the kindness, which is usually written in novels. Chen Wei thought about this cross-racial human-animal love while posting, and also the scene of YY Wang Sheng's cousin falling in love with a monkey.

This is the legendary kiss on your mouth, hehe.

Wang Sheng: "You've read too many TM novels, the monkey is male, I've said it twice." ”

Chen Wei: "Amount"

"Don't talk about it, I still have to dry rice noodles. It's not good to wait until it's cold."

Wang Sheng: "Oh"

Chen Weiqiang endured his curiosity and continued to eat breakfast. No matter how detailed it is, it is impossible to ask, after all, it is people's privacy.

"Give me a bottle of mineral water, give me a bottle full of love!" Chen Wei, who was walking up to the third floor, suddenly heard the lyrics. The mouth twitched involuntarily.

It's really funny and more fun than classmates, living in their own world every day.

"I'd like to see the funny singing, how does it feel so familiar. Chen Wei thought to himself.

"Damn, dead fat man, why are you singing in the corridor?" Chen Wei looked at Huang Yan and said in surprise.

Huang Yan: "I want to practice singing in an open place." ”

Chen Wei: "Are you serious?"

Chen Wei thought of the first nap he had just taken when he came to school, and the dead fat man actually played the guitar, and he thought it sounded good.

Chen Wei sounded like sawing wood, so he fell asleep listening to such a bad song and found himself having nightmares.

This is the first time in Chen Wei's life that he has a nightmare taking a nap, and this lethality is simply ......

It's terrifying.

Shaking off the braincase dominated by the fat man's singing, the most important thing now is to confirm that there are any strange changes.

Chen Wei, who climbed into bed, thought about it and went to a certain post bar to find the "personal experience" of netizens, as long as he found that kind of story and 404, it would be a real hammer.

"It's been a few days, so let's go up and have a look. Chen Wei thought about it, but he didn't know that there was already a quarrel on the sticker.

Sand sculpture netizens are happy: "Damn, you see the real people and real things in my hometown"

The following is accompanied by a picture, which reads, "The reason for the frequent earthquakes in our hometown is because this dragon turned over." ”

Chen Wei didn't enlarge the picture and could see that this was p, why?

This bastard p-figure p-to-man p-onto-man dragon's tail.

"The page you clicked on has lost 404"

Chen Wei suddenly had a black line on his face, and secretly thought: "This TM hit me in the face." ”

Chen Wei didn't care, and if he continued to read it, he didn't believe that it was all fake.

Continue to browse down and see a reliable post that gives an inexplicable sense of trust.

(Narrator: Nonsense, this post has a picture of a little Lori in it, you pervert will let it go?)

To get back to the point, the picture is a good picture. Chen Wei also found what he was looking for, and in the picture was a two-meter-high Erha.

Look at the landlord's reply: "I sold my dog, I can't afford to raise it, and my home has been demolished." Now living in xx, I hope someone will come to buy. ”

God replied, "Hello, landlord! I am from the Provincial Demolition and Relocation Office." My office saw your post and wanted to buy it to improve the efficiency of my office's demolition. ”

I was browsing, and suddenly 404 was displayed.

It's a real hammer, this time it's definitely true, and every post is being discussed.

"Damn, what's been going on so much lately, isn't it really the end of the world. ”

"It must be fake, didn't you see it? The official reply ID is sand sculpture netizens, and many netizens are happy because of rumors, and they gave a 15-day free meal and white accommodation package. ”

"That's right, it's definitely fake. When I saw the god Ma Lu Erlang, I almost kowtowed to my teacher, if it wasn't for the people from the mental hospital who came early, I would have knelt down. ”

"Upstairs, I've read that report, but I didn't expect you to be the supporting role that the news said. ”

Chen Wei browsed down, and there were more amuses than netizens. Only a few believe in what is happening, in Reiki resurgence, in the apocalypse, in alien invasions and the like. Most of them were refuted by the relevant departments, or some trumpets were distorted.

After all, most of the p pictures are not yet 404, and the p is so obvious.

Chen Wei shook his head, and prepared to go online to foreign websites to take a look.

The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and I have a headache when I look at English. may be talking about people like Chen Wei, Shanren has his own clever plan to click on a certain translation software to click on real-time translation, so it is solved.

Sam: "Oh my God, what did I find?"

Mike: "You've found a spider, remove the head and eat it." ”

Chen Wei watched patiently.

Sam: "you, I found out that my neighbor Aunt Wang will turn into a werewolf at night"

Mike: "Do you feel it? JPG”

Sam: "I'm not talking about the werewolf, I'm talking about the werewolf." (with pictures)"

Mike: "OMG, that's it. ”

These brain-dead foreigners, Chen Wei thought about it, and since he turned it out, he would take a look at other websites.

"This reporter tracks vampires online"

Chen Wei's automatic translation: "This reporter is dead online, everyone is welcome to come and watch." ”

Click on the link, and sure enough, the reporter is still explaining and broadcasting live, and the important thing is to point fingers at the vampire while talking.

No wonder foreign land is vast and sparsely populated, it turns out that this is how you died, and pointed at you as a zoo to watch monkeys.

(Narrator: What do you think of Yuanfang's death online?)

(Yuan Fang: Take your phone and look at it.) ）

Chen Wei thought to himself: "Hehe, I believe you are a ghost." Wait a minute, the vampires will definitely destroy the live broadcast team. ”

As Chen Wei expected, the reporter unknowingly followed the vampire to a remote place.

Chen Wei was very puzzled why the moonlight was gone, and he saw the moonlight in the live broadcast just now.

The reporter suddenly exclaimed, and the camera was lifted up, and the dense vampires covered the moon and moonlight.

Hiss!

Chen Wei gasped unnaturally......

Dermatophytosis.

"I rely on you to Wang Nan, don't you take off your shoes and say anything?" Chen Wei roared out with all his strength.

Wang Nan, the king of smelly feet in the dormitory, took off his shoes and the dormitory was "fragrant".

Don't ask Chen Wei why?

Chen Wei watched Wang Nan wear shoes for a week, and even if he didn't change his shoes, he was reluctant to change his socks.

Wang Nan: "I know, I know, I'll wash my shoes later." ”

Chen Wei thought about it for a while, but it was still a little unsafe, so he covered his head under the quilt and continued to watch the live broadcast.

Some people say that this is too exaggerated, only Chen Wei, who was deeply affected, knew that Wang Nan's shoes would smell when they were soaked in water in the early days, and whoever smelled it knew it.

Chen Wei continued to watch the live broadcast, only to see the reporter flip up a copy of "Eight Tricks of the Other Party's Vampire" after all.

After all, the eighth move: "Shout at the vampire with a begging expression: Let the horses come, miscellaneous." (so that you will die with more dignity)"

Reporter: "... ”

PS: What does the reporter think at this time?

1、mmp

2. I'm going to be cold

3. Did the assistant buy this cheats in a treasure?

4. Give me some recommendation votes and I won't die