Yes~

Lin Mochen felt that his reputation would no longer be there, and this stain would be with him for a lifetime.

Yes, he has successfully advanced to the rank of Chrysanthemum Monster.

"Why did this big wild boar fall so quickly, and I still want to fight him for another three hundred rounds?" Lin Mochen directly forked Dongping's words.

"That's your chrysanthemum punch well!"

The second daughter couldn't hold back any longer, laughed wantonly, and Dong Shi lay directly on the ground and kept slapping the grass.

If it's a two-dimensional world, the black line on my head should be dense.

Lin Mochen simply stopped talking and stood aside to weaken his existence. But one thing is certain, and that is that it will be brought up countless times and ridiculed countless times.

By the time the second daughter stopped laughing, several years had passed.

At this time, you can't open your mouth, or it will definitely be another wave of wild laughter. You must weaken your own existence, silence is not necessarily golden, but it must be a good thing to calm down the incident! Lin Mochen remembered that he had quarreled with his girlfriend before, if he kept emphasizing that he was pitiful, he would be bombarded by his girlfriend like a sea of mountains; when you pinch your ears with both hands and make a pitiful look, it is definitely the best weapon to end this dispute.

"The meat of this wild boar should be good, let's roast it and eat it. Lin Mochen seemed to hear the sound of swallowing saliva.

Without saying a word, he picked up the wild boar and left. This time, the second daughter's laughter was not stimulated, and she walked in front of her bouncing. Lin Mochen, who was carrying the wild boar, breathed a sigh of relief and felt the weight of the thousand catties on his body.

When he arrived at the water source, without the second daughter's instructions, Lin Mochen revealed the state of a zombie, using his slender nails to remove the hair of the wild boar, disembowel, and clean up the bruises and internal organs. In a few moments, the rugged boar turned into a dead pig with white flowers. Don't ask Lin Mochen how he can do this, if you see too much in the countryside and add a violent sound, this kind of thing will not be a problem. Folded a tree trunk, peeled it, washed it, and then skewered the cleaned boar on it.

Don't worry, you have to dry first.

Glancing at the two girls, they were playing in the water.

Wet temptation?

I think we can wait! Maybe the two of them will have a splashing war in a while.

Now, obediently go collect firewood.

Don't dare to go far, who knows what beasts you will encounter.

Looking east and west, Lin Mochen discovered herbs and bay leaves that could be used for flavoring.

I don't like this, but the main thing is that there is no kitchen around, no condiments or anything, so I can only rely on this wild way. This is also due to the fact that I have eaten Thai food a few times before, and there is a lot of grass in it, and I have a strong memory to correspond to them.

After packing a large bundle of dry firewood, Lin Mochen silently returned to the camp. The second daughter didn't look at Lin Mochen, but buried her head in a hard fight, and the laughter like a silver bell sounded from time to time.

Well, the temptation of wetting can be expected!

Clear a wide area and set up the firewood.

Scratching his head, Lin Mochen quickly drilled out of the spark and lit the firewood. Lin Mochen processed the herbs and bay leaves that he picked back.

"I didn't think you could do this easily, but I don't know how it tastes?"

When they were about to roast the wild boar, the second daughter of Dong Shi quietly sat opposite. Not to mention the temptation of wetting, I haven't even seen a clear water out of hibiscus.

"Hungry?" Lin Mochen asked sincerely. Cut out a few thin strips of wood, put them in the palm of your hand to rub off the fine crumbs, and wash them well. Again, the wild boar that had just been grilled was cut into pieces of pork belly, cut into thin slices, and skewered on thin wooden strips.

"What are you doing here, cut it small and then roast it?" asked Dong Shi disdainfully.

"Barbecue, have you eaten it?" Lin Mochen carefully adjusted the position to avoid the small wooden strips being carbonized.

As if sensing Lin Mochen's indifference, the second daughter sat quietly next to her, staring at the fire that was burning.

After a while, the skewers in Lin Mochen's hand began to sizzle. Stick the skewers on top of the whole pig, crumple the vanilla leaves with your free hands, sprinkle them lightly, and roast them for a while.

The aroma soon spreads, not only meaty, but also leafy. The eyes of the second daughter of Dong Shi quickly focused on the few small skewers of meat, and a fine light appeared in her eyes.

"Take it. Lin Mochen handed the skewers in his hand to the second daughter, "Pad your stomach first." ”

The second daughter of Dong Shi turned out to be skewers, and looked at the skewers in her hands with some suspicion.

Lin Mochen on the side was adjusting the position of the big wild boar and stuffing herbs and bay leaves into it.

The suspicious two opened their pink mouths and carefully took a bite of meat, and their eyes suddenly lit up.

"There's the smell of meat, there's the smell of grass. Dong Shi, who opened his mouth to comment, did not stop chewing.

As soon as Lin Mochen, who had just adjusted the big wild boar, sat down, he saw the second daughter looking at him with blank eyes. Well, there's still some oil left on the mouth.

"Finished eating?" pulled the fire with a small wooden stick, "wait, it'll be cooked soon." ”

Wait, do zombies need to eat?

"Keep roasting. There seemed to be some pleading in Dong Shi's eyes.

Dongping was simply handed over a large handful of small wooden sticks.

At this time, I don't understand, probably the next one to be added is myself.

Lin Mochen took the remaining pork belly just now and grilled the meat skewers again.

The skill of barbecue seems to have been acquired only when I graduated from high school, but at that time, no one knew how to do it or no one wanted to do it, so I only got it on top. Usually, it's grizzled, and when it's crowded, there's often no food.

After roasting a large piece of meat, the big wild boar was cooked for seven minutes, and from time to time a drop of golden oil and water came out, dripping onto the fire, fueling the fire that was about to be extinguished. Lin Mochen swiped it a few times with his fingernails, sprinkled the remaining condiments, and then returned the unburned wood and left the red-hot wood to bake.

"The two sisters are eating well, our roast wild boar is almost done. Lin Mochen licked his face and stopped talking.

"For the sake of this barbecue, we'll tell you about the battle just now. Dongping took out a handkerchief and wiped off the remaining oil stains on his mouth, "It's a lot better than before, the combination of footwork and technique is quite small, and I have mastered two skills." However, the enemy was not understood. This time he killed this wild boar so quickly, mainly because of bullying, coupled with a mistake. ”

I'll go, this is a big boar of more than 1,000 catties, whoever is next to it will be injured if he doesn't die. Lin Mochen shrugged his nose.

"Don't be disdainful, this wild boar is just a beast, and it doesn't even have the strength of the ten generations of generals, plus its collision, at most it will exert the strength of the ten generations of generals. And you, you actually used three tricks. ”

It turned out to be a beast! Lin Mochen was a little dumbfounded. Beasts are not comparable to fierce beasts at all, just a newborn baby compared to a person in the prime of life.

"Wild boars have high defenses and thick skin and meat. If you can concentrate it on the forehead with one punch, you can kill it with one move. On the contrary, your three moves, the three positions of the left, back and right, instead stimulate its ferocity. If you have the same strength, it's hard to say who lies down. ”

"At the end of the day, I'm better than I know each other's strengths and weaknesses. "The battle, which was supposed to have a perfect self-evaluation, was criticized for being incomplete all of a sudden.