Chapter 168: Crying Jack-of-all-trades
You say that you are a jack of all trades, but there is a certificate to prove it, and you cry that you don't want to come here, and you just want to get a certificate.
"Damn, who are you, you! Lao Tzu was about to squeeze in, and you dragged him out!" Lin Yi looked at this strange man, his face was full of puzzlement, and he was angry, and scolded.
"This brother, don't be angry, he is known as a trade union jack-of-all-trade-little five sons, 1-star doctors. The lean man introduced himself, "This brother looks at the eyes, it's the first time you've been here, right?"
"How do you know?"
Xiao Wuzi straightened up and said proudly: "It's not a big talk, I was born here, and when I can't walk, I am familiar with every brick and tile, one person and one thing here; Here, for people, people give the nickname face recognition instrument, for things, people give the nickname Bai Xiaotong, and finally, everyone affectionately calls me the union know-it-all. So here, as long as you can ask any questions, I can answer them for you. ”
"Oh, jack-of-all-trades, what are you pulling me out for!"
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Wuzi choked up, clenched his left hand into a fist, covered his lips, and coughed softly a few times to resolve the embarrassment.
"You're a newcomer, there must be a lot of questions here, you can ask me, why bother to go to the crowd somewhere!" he said, pointing to the crowd next to the counter.
Lin Yi turned to look at the crowd around the counter, then turned to look at Xiao Wuzi, and said mercilessly: "You are not a beauty!"
When Xiao Wuzi heard this, his face turned pale, his left hand covered his chest, his right hand pointed at Lin Yi, he took three steps back, and said in his mouth: "You.... You ....."
"You can't talk smoothly, you're still a jack of all trades!
"You're a fake, don't show your hands, you treat me as a liar!"
"You're a liar!"
Xiao Wuzi spurted out a mouthful of blood, his eyes were bloodshot, and he roared loudly: "What do you want to know?"
As soon as Xiao Wuzi's voice fell, the originally noisy sounds around him suddenly quieted down, everyone stopped their movements, stopped walking, stared at Xiao Wuzi, and everything around seemed to have pressed the pause button.
Xiao Wuzi, who was already in a state of rage, was so frightened by this sudden situation that his whole body trembled, and he hurriedly forced a smile and said to everyone: "It's okay, it's okay, it's fun!"
The people around stared at Xiao Wuzi for 3 seconds, and then ignored it and started their own things.
Xiao Wuzi breathed a sigh of relief and turned his head to look at Lin Yi, "You say, how can you believe that I am not a liar!"
"Your answer, free?"
"It's free for you!"
"There's no good stuff for free!"
"10 lower grade spirit stones, one problem!"
"Cheap is not good!"
"100 Lower Grade Spirit Stones!"
"It's too expensive to sell!"
Xiao Wuzi looked constipated, knelt down in front of Lin Yi, hugged Lin Yi's thighs, and cried, "Big brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't have come to provoke you, I shouldn't have made up my mind on you." ”
After finishing speaking, he let go of Lin Yi's thighs, turned around and lay on the ground, and crawled forward with his hands and feet.
Looking at Xiao Wuzi's movements, Lin Yi squatted on the ground with a puzzled expression.
As soon as Xiao Wuzi crawled out, he grabbed Xiao Wuzi's ankle with his hand and pulled him back.
Repeatedly.....
In the end, Xiao Wuzi finally collapsed, rolling on the ground, wailing and crying, and finally turned around, climbed to Lin Yi's heels, hugged his ankles, and said: "Big brother, you spare me! I am old and young, and a large family is still waiting for me to feed." I usually find some outsiders here to earn a little information fee, and other bad things, but I haven't done anything!"
"Oh, that's a lie?"
"How dare I, I'm just providing some of the information they want. ”
"You're really not a liar!"
"It's really not, if I have half a lie, the sky will thunder!"
"Crackling!" A bolt of lightning swept across the clear sky outside, shattering the silence of the land.
Lin Yi pointed to the top of his head and said, "Look!"
"Big brother, I really didn't lie to you!"
Lin Yi stroked his chin with his left hand and stared at Xiao Wuzi thoughtfully.
Xiao Wuzi consciously felt numb all over his body, like tens of thousands of ants gnawing, "Big... Elder brother.... What do you want to do?"
"Are you really a jack of all trades?"
"Know something!"
"Okay!" Lin Yi pulled up Xiao Wuzi, found a secluded corner, and inquired about the situation and layout of the entire union.
Seize the creation of heaven and earth, and take the name of the Heaven Capture Union. Alchemists, refiners, and physicians form this guild, and the prestige of physicians is the highest, but the talents are withered;
Danshi, the most powerful, no one dares to offend, after all, the four cultivation of the "law and wealth" are indispensable, and the wealth here is to exchange spirit stones for pills, break through the bottleneck of cultivation, and improve the speed of cultivation;
The practitioner walks in the world, in addition to like-minded Taoist friends, then he is accompanied by his own magic weapon, spiritual weapon, and also a necessary item to survive.
All professions need to start as an apprentice, and then pass the exam to advance and earn the corresponding badge.
"Can an apprentice physician practice medicine?"
"No! Only by passing the examination and promotion and obtaining the one-star physician badge can one be able to practice medicine and treat diseases in the mainland. ”
"I want to get a 1-star doctor. ”
"Are you an apprentice physician?"
"It's not!"
"Well, big brother, you can tease me. If you want to get a doctor, you must find a teacher, and under the guidance of the teacher, you must be proficient in pathology and herbology before you can participate in the doctor's examination. ”
"How long will it take?"
"It's not a thing, it's talent. If you have good talent, you will have 2 or 3 years, and if you have bad talent, you may be an apprentice for the rest of your life. ”
"I can't wait that long! Is there any other way?"
"It's not that there is no way, it's just that this method has not been passed by a single person so far. ”
"What's the solution?"
As long as you pass, you can be directly promoted to a 1-star doctor, but if you can't pass it, you will be sucked into the holy relic space and will never be allowed to come out. ”
"Where?"
"Big brother, you're not kidding. If it fails, this is a lifetime imprisonment, and there is no chance of turning the tables around!"
"I haven't tried it, how do you know you can't do it!" Lin Yi said categorically.
"Don't tease me, big brother, I don't want you to bury your life because of my words!"
"I don't blame you for success or failure, tell me where I can start the direct exam. ”
Xiao Wuzi looked at Lin Yi like a monster, and after coming into contact with Lin Yi's firm eyes, he shook his head helplessly and walked straight towards the Physician Association.
After a while, he came to a huge sculpture, and above the sculpture, there was a golden medical book, and the spiritual power was hidden in it, and it did not leak out at all.
Lin Yi looked at it and secretly admired: "Good thing!"
"The medical book is a tool for all physicians to practice medicine, and no matter what the disease, as long as the physician uses the medical book to photograph it, it will immediately return to normal. This thing in front of us is just a replica, not a real holy thing. The original relict may be kept at the headquarters of the Medical Association. Xiao Wuzi gushed endlessly.
"What am I going to do!"
"Give it to me!" Xiao Wuzi said to Lin Yi, took Lin Yi's outstretched hand, and used his hand as a blade to cut Lin Yi's palm.
"Quick, print your palm!"
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