Chapter 9, a few lessons
Chapter 9, a few lessons
Back in the dormitory, Lu Pin slept unconscious. The big man copied the paper bitterly in front of the psychic mirror, a fat face was loveless, and he ignored the small one.
Fang Fei lay on the bed, the quilt had just been changed, soft and slippery, and there was still the lingering fragrance left by the flower demon on it.
He lit the talisman lamp and took out a copy of the "Formula". Since entering Ziwei, he has already felt that the Yuan Fetus and the Fu are the two most important things in this world. The Yuan Fetus was too mysterious, and Fang Fei was difficult to understand, but he heard from Tian Haobai's words that having the Hidden Book was equivalent to having the key to open the Talisman Palace.
Because of free will, the hidden book will not obey people's orders, but as long as you write out the formula, you can get a counter-spell. Fang Fei couldn't summon the Hidden Book at will, if he knew more formulas, and when the Hidden Book appeared, he would be able to use the Hidden Book to find out the counterspell, so as to defeat the enemy.
Before I finished reading a book, the medicinal effect faded, the reading speed plummeted, and the words I saw became difficult to understand, as if I had eaten the full banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasty, and suddenly fell back to the situation of clear water steamed buns. Fang Fei was so uncomfortable that he couldn't help but put aside the crow's warning, and took another petal and a piece of hay to chew and swallow.
"What are you eating?" the older man has an innate instinct for "eating", and swallows a lot of saliva as he asks.
"It's nothing," Fang Fei pulled away from the topic, "How's your paper?"
"Easily," Jian Zhen collapsed on the bed and blew the conch, "if I don't get a perfect score, I'll eat the paper." At the mention of the word "eat", he swallowed his saliva again, "There is no supper." He rubbed his belly, "I can only sleep with my belly deflated!" Less than a minute after he finished speaking, he snored "with his belly deflated".
Fang Fei once again entered a state of excitement, his brain was like a black hole, constantly absorbing the "formula" in the book. This time he was not as conscious as before, but in a trance, as if he had fallen into an endless long dream, and when he put down the thirtieth book, Kui Long had already beaten the drum.
The window was slightly bright, but Fang Fei's eyes couldn't leave the book for a moment. It wasn't until the flower demon brought breakfast and a timetable that he reluctantly threw away the book, and the stereotype he had read trampled back and forth like thousands of horses, and his brain was hot and painful, as if it had swelled several times.
"Fang Fei!" Jian Zhen rubbed his eyes and let out an exclamation, "What's wrong with your face?" Fang Fei touched his face and said inexplicably, "It's nothing!"
"Like a pig's head!" Lu Pin lay on the side of the bed and accosted.
Fang Fei walked into the bathroom and was startled when he saw himself in the mirror. The face was pale and puffy, like a dead body blistered in water, and the two red eyes were almost dripping blood.
He took a bath, his body was much lighter, but his brain was even more uncomfortable, and countless fixed volcanoes erupted outward, filling his mind, occupying his spirit, and plunging his senses into complete confusion. The breakfast was tasteless, the class schedule was ignored, Lu Pin and Jian Zhen were noisy, and not a word got into his ears. The boy stared blankly, nodding his head mechanically, and the two roommates went out, and he followed behind......
"Canglong Fang Fei!" broke off his drink, and dispersed the "Dingshi" army, Fang Fei woke up like a dream, and found himself sitting in the water hall, the lake monsters around him came and went, and Lu Pin next to him was still napping. The big man looked at him with a frightened face, opened his mouth and didn't speak, and suddenly heard another shout: "Canglong Fang Fei!"
Fang Fei responded to the prestige, and a black-robed woman stood on the pulpit, looking at him with an angry face. He remembered in a trance that this female Taoist master was named Qu Aofeng, a white tiger person, who was in charge of teaching the "Baicao Class". She is tall, unsmiling, wearing a murderous black robe all the year round, with an embroidered black scarf wrapped around her head, and her triangular eyes are sharp and calm, and she is aggressive at all times.
"What are you doing?" Qu Aofeng asked sharply, "I called you three times!"
"Yes, I'm sorry. Fang Fei tried to struggle out of the chaos of thoughts.
"Tell me, what is the effect of the sap of the stinging snake vine?" Qu Aofeng pointed to a potted plant beside him, the colorful branches were like a nest of poisonous snakes, and the sharp leaves were like bone spurs on the back of a lizard.
Fang Fei was sweating profusely, looking at the messy monster at a loss, he wanted to think, but the words he had read jumped out of his mind, and every word was like a knife in his mind.
The "mad wind...... broke through the embankment and came out of his mouth.
"What are you talking about?" Qu Aofeng said with a calm face, "The juice of the stinging snake vine does not have the function of making people crazy!"
"Crazy Wind ......" Fang Fei's mind was extremely confused, "Crazy Wind Sweeping Thunder and Lightning Turning Across the Sky......" The talisman pen in his hand waved unconsciously, a thunderstorm exploded, the wind rushed out of the tip of the pen wrapped in lightning, and the hula swept across the water walls on all sides, bringing up a large area of spray and mist, and the terrible electric light split the bottom of the gloomy lake, outlining the terrifying outline of the lake monsters......
"Fang Fei......" The exclamations of the students were mixed with Qu Aofeng's furious roar. Fang Fei stood in place, watching everyone flee everywhere, his mind rumbling non-stop, and suddenly his eyes went black, and he completely lost consciousness.
When he woke up, he was tired, Fang Fei opened his eyes, and the strong sunlight pierced his eyes. Someone spoke in the distance, the voice drilling into his ears, every word like a bug, making his brain itch and hurt.
"Where is this?" Fang Fei turned his head to look and found himself lying on a long table, surrounded by strange plantsβwing-like leaves dragging snake-like vines twisting around; blood-red fruits hung on the green tendons, the peels of the fruits were shrunk and swollen, like beating hearts; a tree had human limbs, and the branches were full of flowers like human faces, handsome and ugly, sad and joyful, crying and laughing very differently...... Snort, something jumped out of the branches and leaves, like a king-sized lily, the petals were covered with leopard spots, and a circle of golden sawtooth grew on the edge, and when it came to Fang Fei, a fragrant ** flowed out between the petals, as if the saliva of a beast was flowing downward.
Fang Fei was frightened, he didn't know where he got the strength, and he got up and hit the strange flower with a punch. Strange flowers flew far away, ** sprinkled all over the sky. He jumped off the table, twisted the branches, and turned around and rushed at him, a golden eye protruding from the center of the angry petals, round and shining, staring at the boy's bones.
Fang Fei stretched out his hand and touched it, his waist was empty, and the talisman pen was missing. The strange flower bit sneering, Fang Fei dodged and dodged, grabbed the branch behind the calyx, didn't want the branch to be a strange snake, and shook it hard, the boy fell down, and the strange flower jumped forward, biting his nose wide open.
Fang Fei grabbed the branches, turned his head to dodge left and right, the nectar sprinkled in his mouth, the smell was fragrant, the taste was sweet, it was hard to imagine that such a delicious juice came from the evil flower of cannibalism. In a hurry, he grabbed a petal and wanted to tear it off, but he didn't want to be tough and slippery, as if the flesh of a human mouth, he couldn't tear it off, but his fingers were stuck between the two petals, and he suddenly heard a rustling sound, squinted his eyes, and more strange flowers came out of the bushes, and the petals opened angrily, and the eyes in the heart of the flower looked full of resentment.
"Help......" Fang Fei shouted, and suddenly more than a dozen flames flew out, hitting the strange flowers respectively, and the green smoke rose when he landed, filling the air with a scorched smell of skin and flesh. The strange flowers snapped together and shrank into the bushes.
Fang Fei let go of the branches, watched the injured strange flower slip away, and suddenly saw Qu Aofeng with one hand on his waist, and shouted: "Bi has no intention, Bi has no intention ......."
Behind the human face, a tree spirit came out, rolled his eyes and said, "Qu Daoist, you called me?"
"Why did you go?"
"Prune the branches!" the dryad raised his right hand, which was not actually a hand, but a scissor-shaped branch.
"I'll let you look at him," Qu Aofeng pointed at Fang Fei with his pen, "I almost ate him just now." β
"Oh, pruning the branches and leaves is what you said in the morning," Bi patted the back of her head unintentionally, "Look at my stupid head, I always like to mix up a few things together." β
"These wood demons are too dangerous!" someone spoke behind Qu Aofeng.
Fang Fei felt familiar, and in a blink of an eye, he found that Le and Shan Rotten Stone were also in the house. The two of them were obscured by a clump of colorful plants that resembled phoenix tails.
"I'm a Baicao scholar," Qu Aofeng said impatiently, "and these are all my research objects." β
Fang Fei looked around, and the place he was in was a spacious and bright greenhouse, shaped like a bird's egg, with a transparent shell, and the sun shone down unobstructed. The flowers and trees in the room, no matter how tall or low, are all flourishing and thriving.
"Fang Fei," Shan Rotten Stone touched his belly, "Do you still remember what you did in the Baicao class?"
"I should say a good job!" said Le with a wide range of eyes.
Fang Fei was silent, the situation in the water hall appeared sporadically, he only remembered that he had written a spell at that time, but he couldn't remember what was written.
Seeing him in a daze, Shan Rotten Stone frowned and asked, "Did you do it on purpose?"
"No," Fang Fei blushed with embarrassment, "I can't control myself." β
"That's what criminals say. Le interjected coldly.
"Criminal?" Fang Fei shuddered, "Did I hurt someone?"
The old palace master stiffened his face and said slowly: "The people are not injured, but there is a mess in the water hall!"
"You should be expelled. Le's finger poked the boy's head.
"It's not in accordance with the rules to be expelled!How about a big mistake?"
"I have no opinion," Qu Aofeng always kept a straight face, and couldn't see the joy and anger in her heart, "Fang Fei, why can't you control yourself?"
"I ......" Facing the female Taoist's eyes, Fang Fei felt that there was nothing to hide, "I ate a plant." β
"No, two," Qu Aofeng raised his chin, "strong heart, don't forget the grass." β
The other two Daoists looked surprised, stared at the boy in unison, and asked sharply, "Really?"
Fang Fei was cornered, nodded silently, Le's eyes lit up, and he announced loudly: "That's contraband!"
"Where's the thing?" Qu Aofeng asked coldly.
Fang Fei hesitated to take out the box, Qu Aofeng opened it and glanced at it: "Where did you get it?" Fang Fei thought of the crow and toad's advice, so he had to mutter: "I picked up the ......"
"Lie!" Le shouted.
"No matter how it came about," Qu Aofeng shook the box, "the contraband must be confiscated." β
Fang Fei looked at the box helplessly, feeling so remorseful in his heart, if he followed the warnings of the toad and the crow, he would definitely not fall into such a miserable situation.
"How much did you eat?" Qu Aofeng asked again.
"Two grasses, two petals......" Fang Fei responded in a low voice.
"You should be glad," Qu Aofeng said coldly, "Eat more, and you will become an idiot and lie drooling for the rest of your life!"
Fang Fei was shocked into a cold sweat, and countless doubts came to his heart: Is it kind or malicious for the toad and the crow to give this kind of thing? If it is malicious, is it the meaning of the monster or the support of Tian Haobai? Why does Tian Haobai live with the toad and the crow...... His mind was in disarray, staring at his feet.
"Shouldn't contraband be destroyed?" the sound of rotten rocks drifted into my ears.
"No," Le burst out, "you don't know how much these are worth...... he realized the gaffe, and suddenly closed his mouth again.
"Both samples are very rare," Qu Ao Fengmu was expressionless, "I want to study it before destroying it," she handed the box to Bi Wuyi, "put it in Renmu's place." β
Bi unintentionally took the box, approached the big tree covered with human face flowers, recited two incantations, and knocked on the trunk, and a hole appeared in the trunk, like a wide open mouth. Bi unintentionally slipped the box inside, and the hole slowly closed, leaving only a long scar.
"Is that all?" Le looked at Renmu at the time, "What if someone comes to steal?"
"He'll regret it," Qu Aofeng pulled out his star brush and threw it to Fang Fei, "You can go." β
As he left, the grass and trees twisted their branches to make way for them. Fang Fei held his breath and breathed a sigh of relief when he walked out of the greenhouse.
"Fang Fei!" Jian Zhen rushed up, followed by Yu Xiaoxiao and Lu Pin.
"Are you alright?" asked Yu Xiaoxiao with concern.
"There's something," Fang Fei said dejectedly, "I made a big mistake." β
"Bastard!" the big man was furious, "how can you use the 'Storm Thunder Talisman' in class?"
"I ate the heart flower and the forgetfulness grass! It's a pity that it's too much......" Before Fang Fei finished speaking, Jian Zhen and Lu Pin rushed up and rushed to rummage through his Qiankun bag.
"What are you doing?" Fang Fei easily pushed the two of them away.
"Strong heart flower, don't forget the grass," Lu Pin licked his lips, "I have long wanted to taste it!"
"Hand it over," Jian Zhen grabbed Fang Fei and shook it, "Good things should be shared." β
"What's the matter, you'll go crazy if you eat it!"
"That's not crazy," Lu Pin said with a serious face, "That's called divine reading!"
"God reading?" Fang Fei scratched his head in confusion.
"An ability that only a few," Yu said with a smile, "can read, memorize, and understand at incredible speeds." Fang Fei remembered the way Tiansu was reading, and his heart moved: "Iceberg girl, she ......"
"Tian Su can read," Yu smiled and paused, "Emperor Qin will too." Fang Fei didn't feel good in his heart: "What about other students?"
"For the time being, it's just the two of them," Yu said with a smile, "so for ordinary people, don't forget the grass and the heart flower are very valuable." β
"It's just too rare," Lu Pin said regretfully, "they will change." β
"Change, how do you say it?" Fang Fei asked.
"They will turn into other flowers and plants, and only certain monsters can find them," Yu Xiaoxiao stared at Fang Fei up and down, "How did you get it?"
"A three-legged crow gave it. Fang Fei replied honestly.
"Sun Soul Golden Crow!" the other three burst out.
"Who are you talking about?" Fang Fei looked dazed.
"Three-legged crow," said Jane sourly, "and a white toad, right?"
"Worm tigers, you say?"
"That's the Moon Spirit Ice Toad," Lu Pin interjected, "The Sun Soul Golden Crow and the Moon Spirit Ice Toad are all monsters among monsters." β
"Strange," the big man glanced at Fang Fei, "Why did the Sun Soul Golden Crow give it to you?"
"I don't know," Fang Fei said stupidly, "but why are the strong heart flowers and forgetfulness grass forbidden?" Lu Pin replied, "If you take too much, they will make people lose their souls!"
"Leaving the soul?
"Yes!"
"It's like drinking worm wine?"
"Worm Dew Wine is just an illusion," Lu Pin paused, "A real soul can turn a person into a half-dead idiot." β
"It's like molting. Jian Zhen added.
Fang Fei was stunned, looking up at the sky, the sun was overhead: "What class are you taking in the afternoon?"
"Change class," Yu Xiaoxiao frowned, "but it's strange that the class schedule doesn't say who the Taoist master is." β
Rushing to the creation classroom, the students were enthusiastically discussing who the Taoist master was. Fang Fei took advantage of the chaos to sneak into the corner and covered his head and face with a copy of "The Complete Book of Formulas".
"I guess it's Fox Qingyi," Bellu's voice was crisp and loud, "Of course the change class has to be taught by the fox." β
"Come on!" Bei Yu objected, "It must be a mountain rotten rock, he is also a master of the art of change." β
"He's so powerful, why don't you make yourself thinner?" Wu Xuan interjected coldly.
"And who do you say?" Belle stared at the girl in black defiantly.
"The sky is white," the witch craned his chin, "I hate fat people and monsters. β
"Wow!" Belle said with a grin, "One hundred gold, I'll bet on Fox Tsing Yi." β
"It's too little, isn't it?" Wu Xuan looked disdainful, "Bet at least 10,000!"
The classroom fell silent, and many eyes were on the three. The sisters of the Bei family glanced at each other, and each stretched out their hands to high-five: "Okay, we are all betting on Fox Tsing Yi." β
"It's 20,000 gold if you lose!" Wu Yuanxuan wanted to scare off the other party, but he didn't expect the two little girls to dare to fight, and he was shocked and angry, and threatened, "You'd better discuss it with your parents." β
"No need," Bei Lu took out the psychic mirror and pulled it twice, "It's just 20,000, you can transfer it immediately." β
"Okay!" Wu curled his teeth and glared, "Don't cry if you lose." β
"I'll give you another 20,000 if you cry. Bei Yu's smile made the white tiger girl angry half to death.
"Twenty thousand is too little," a familiar voice floated from the back of the classroom, "Two hundred thousand is about the same." β
Everyone turned back in response, and found that there was another witch in the corner of the classroom, and stood up arrogantly, and walked over as if no one was around.
"Who are you?" said the first witch, stunned at the latter.
"Who are you?" the latter frowned at the former.
"I'm the witch," the White Tiger Girl rolled her eyes angrily, "You shameless fake!"
"I'm the witch," the later "witch" blushed, "you shameless fake!"
The students held their breath and carefully observed the two of themβno matter how they dressed, how they looked, and how they behaved, the two "witches" were exactly the same.
"Bastard!" the witch screamed.
"Bastard!" "Witch curls" screamed.
"Manifest itself!" Wu Yuanxuan threw a book at the other party
"Manifest itself!" "Witch Wrap" took the book and threw it back.
"You echo worm!" the witch jumped three feet.
"You echo worm!" "The witch jumped.
"I'm going to kill you!" the witch pulled out his talisman.
"I'm going to kill you. "Wu Yuan" pulled out the talisman pen, and there was a commotion in the crowd, and the two of them also had a talisman - everyone originally thought that the latecomer was a fake, but at this time they were also a little confused.
"Throw away the soldiers and abandon the armor!" between Emperor Qin's raised hands, a white light flashed, and the latecomer's talisman fell to the ground. Before everyone could return to their senses, Emperor Qin's second runic light had already been emitted, "Divine Form Returns to the Origin!"
The white light of "True Match" hit the chest of "Wu Xuan", and quickly expanded in all directions, as if a light net covered the girl. "Witch Curling" trembled and trembled, her skin bulged outward, the left was convex, the right was shrugged, and in the blink of an eye, the pretty and slender girl became a big fat man full of fat.
"Mountain Daoist!" Huang Qin's eyes widened, and he put down the talisman pen in a daze. His two talismans were clean and neat, and he ushered in an earth-shattering applause: "Wow, Huang Qin has handed over the pen of the mountain and the rock...... It's amazing......"
"I've won!" Bei Yu clapped his hands with joy.
"Come on!" Belle looked at her coldly, "You're going to be a fox in Qingyi." β
"Really?" Bei Yu blinked, "What was I thinking?"
The mountain rotten stone glanced at Huang Qin angrily, and wanted to pick up the talisman pen, but his stomach was too big to bend over, and the students let out a sullen laugh. The fat Taoist master was annoyed and angry, and raised his eyes viciously to glare, frightening everyone to shut up.
"Mountain Daoist, give," Jian Zhen picked up the talisman pen and sent it to the mountain rotten stone flatteringly, and the fat Daoist nodded at him with satisfaction, "Okay, let's start ...... now."
"Start class now!" Tian Haobai rushed into the classroom with a gust of wind, threw the book on the table, and said in surprise, "What are you doing here?"
"Class!" Shan Rotten Stone looked surprised, "Isn't this a change class?"
"That's right," Tian Haobai nodded, "My change class." β
"Heh!" Wu glanced at the Pei sisters triumphantly, and the two sisters looked at each other and pursed their lips in frustration.
"Nonsense!" "Shan Rotten Stone's fat face flushed, "I'm the Taoist master of the change class." β
"Mountains and rocks," Tian Haobai said good-naturedly, "don't think that being fat is great!"
"What if I'm fat, it's better than your hairy face!"
"If you have the courage to come up and try it!" Tian Haobai hooked his index finger.
"Come on, come!" The fat Taoist rushed to the pulpit with a fat body, turned around and didn't speak, but he flew out with a cold kick and kicked him off the pulpit.
"Alright," Tian Haobai stroked his beard with a smile, "now you can ......"
"The sky is white!" The mountain rotten rocks swooped up, and the two Taoist masters twisted into a ball, one grabbed each other's fat, and the other grabbed each other's beards, you pushed me, rolling all over the ground!
The students stood up one after another, stretching their necks to look at the stage
The rotten rocks of the mountains prevailed, relying on the fat all over the body, and the sky was white and screaming.
Bang, Lao Dijiang jumped out: "What are you two doing, this is my classroom!" released his tentacles to wrap around the two people on the ground.
"Get out of here!" the two old Taoist masters jumped up, each grabbed a tentacle, and pulled it up with a sigh of applause.
"Hey, lighten it up......" Di Jiang let the two of them pull lower and lower, and suddenly slammed into a fire, enveloping the two Taoist masters. The two screamed and jumped, twisted and melted like candles, and everyone was frightened, and many girls screamed in fear.
"Aha," the firelight suddenly disappeared, and Fox Tsing Yi stood on the stage and looked at everyone with a smile, "Don't worry, it's just a small show." β
Everyone was stunned, and some of the students had slipped to the door of the classroom, and when they saw this, they turned back in disdain.
"Fox Master," Belle asked timidly, "are you real?"
"If it's fake," Hu Qingyi pointed to the left side of his face, "I don't believe it." β
"Yay!" the Bei sisters high-fived each other, and looked back at each other, where the witch was sitting bloodlessly.
"Game over, let's get down to business!" Fox Qingyi glanced at the audience, most of the girls seemed to be enchanted, their heads turned with his eyes, and their mouths let out a satisfied sigh.
"Everyone," Fox Qingyi cleared his throat, "What is the principle of the Transformation Technique?"
"The principle of the change technique is the instability of the wind element fetus. β
"Perfect!" Hu Qingyi motioned for Tiansu to sit down, "The five elements and the wind, the six phases of the Yuan Fetus, gold, wood, water, fire and earth are mutually reinforcing, and there are always laws to follow." Only Feng Yuanti is very capricious, just like Dapeng and Kunyu, who are always changing. But the wind is everywhere, and everything in the world is more or less stained, including us......" He reached out and plucked a long black and shiny hair, and as his gaze was fixed, the hair writhed, sneering, and turned into a long, fleshy crimson worm.
"Firechain earthworm!" shouted from the pulpit. The earthworm continued to writhe, poof, and suddenly grew two colorful wings, turning into a colorful butterfly, leaving the fingertips of the fox Qingyi to fly dexterously.
"Wow!" the crowd erupted in exclamation.
Caidie flew around the classroom and returned to Fox Qingyi, pop, the butterfly was gone, and the hair fell back into his palm.
"There are two results of the Transformation Technique," Hu Qingyi said, holding his hair, "One is to change back to its original form, and the other is to completely mutate, and the Feng Yuan Fetus is unstable, so the risk of the Transformation Technique is also very large." β
"But you can change whatever you want!" Bei Yu interjected.
"The fox demon has a little more talent for change than the Taoist, but the risks they face are exactly the same. Fox Qingyi raised his chin, "Yu Xianyu, what do you want to ask?"
"Will the fox demon and the fox demon also fail to change?" Yu Xianyu clutched his heart and looked at the Taoist master who had difficulty breathing.
"We are willing to take risks," Hu Qingyi shook his hands slightly, and his hair turned into earthworms again, "Today's topic is this, the structure of the firechain earthworm is simple, and the phase is mainly earth, you first use a spell to change the wind phase into the earth phase." Oh, who knows the charm of the wind and earth? Oh, Tiansu!"
"Xiao Xiaoran is invisible," Tiansu replied.
"That's right!" Hu Qingyi nodded approvingly, "Now you can pluck a hair, use the wind in the Yuan Shen to change the nature of the hair, and don't forget the five elements cycle when manipulating the wind phase." Native gold, aquatic wood, of course, wind and earth is the most critical step, write a talisman to calm down, the success rate of this talisman is not high......"
Students have plucked their hair to change earthworms. Jian Zhen puffed out his cheeks and glared, using all his might, the hair in his hand twisted around, just thickened and reddened, and suddenly changed back to its original shape; the big man repeatedly failed, his heart was frustrated, he turned around and looked, Fang Fei also pulled out a hair, and used a pen to make a gesture there, the hair did not move, and it fell down softly.
"Don't waste your efforts," Jian Zhen took the opportunity to sarcastically, "If you can conjure an earthworm, I'll eat it!"
"Didn't you change it too?" Fang Fei tried to sense the Feng Yuan tire in his hair.
"I'm just a little bit," the big man puffed up, "a little bit of a little bit is not the same thing as a thing." β
Fang Fei didn't bother to pay attention to him, driving the vitality into his hair, and his hair followed his thoughts, and suddenly moved slightly.
"It's moving, it's moving," Fang Fei's eyebrows fluttered, "My head is activated!"
"What's this?" said Jane, angrily, "I can make it move for a hundred years!"
"I'm done!" Tiansu's voice was like an ice blade, slamming into each student's heart.
The girl carried a long earthworm to the pulpit, the earthworm twisted around, the fox Qingyi reached out to catch it, poof, the earthworm turned into a butterfly, hovering in front of him.
"Full marks," Fox Tsing Yi squinted at the butterfly, "Hmm, add ten more points!"
"Team leader is awesome!" the big man's exaggerated performance drew many angry glances.
"Sycophants!" the slacker sneered as he lay to the side.
"What qualifications do you have to talk about me?" Jian Zhen turned back and roared, "Where's your earthworm? useless fellow!"
"Do you want to become an earthworm?" Lu Pin stretched his waist, "It's too easy." β
"Blow you, hey......" The big man covered his head and stared angrily at the hair in Lu Pin's hand, "What are you doing?"
"Borrow a hair!" Lu Pin felt at ease.
"Don't you have any hair?" Jane roared.
"I'm afraid it hurts!"
"you...... Oh......" The big man opened his mouth wide, watching the hair in Lu Pin's hand turn into a thick and short chain of fireworm.
"I'm done too!" Lu Pin held up the earthworm.
Hu Qingyi glanced at it: "It's a little shorter! Ninety-seven points!" Lu Pin shook his hand, the earthworm turned back into hair, and casually stuffed it to Jian Zhen: "Give it back to you." β
"You, you......" the big man stammered, "how did you do that?"
"I won't tell you!" the slacker yawned.
"Xiao Xiaoran's big piece is invisible...... Fang Fei's chanting spell drilled into Jian Zhen's ears, and the big man didn't fight in one place, "Shut up...... Huh......" He stared blankly at the earthworm in Fang Fei's hand, "This is impossible!"
"Ninety-five points!" Hu Qingyi touched his chin and sighed, "The dangerous character group did a good job...... Oh......" he glanced at Jian Zhen, "Are you also from the dangerous character group?"
The big man's face was blue and purple, as if he had been beaten badly.
"Who said they want to eat earthworms?" Lu Pin said coldly beside him.
Jian Zhen grabbed the earthworm in Fang Fei's hand, closed his eyes, threw it into his mouth, swallowed it with a grunt, rubbed his belly and pretended to be calm: "Isn't it just a hair?"
"Stupid pig!" Lu Pin lay down to sleep.
"Wait and see!" Jian Zhen announced angrily, "When it comes to the Qi Refining class, you will know how good I am." β
The next morning, Jian Zhen ushered in the long-awaited Qi Refining Class!
"That's my forte...... Hey, dead lazy man, don't sleep......" The big man grabbed Lu Pin and pushed him for a while, pulling him out of his sleep.
The slacker was about to protest, when he heard a loud bang, and walked into the Olympic room like an elephant.
"Oh!" Lu Pin straightened up in surprise, "What the hell is the fat man in the mountains?"
"He's so heavy!" Fang Fei frowned.
"It's not him who sinks," Lu Pin pursed his mouth, "Look at the guy in his hand." β
The mountain rotten stone carried a big Qiankun bag in his hand, the surface of which was embroidered with colorful patterns, but there were living creatures arching back and forth inside.
"A hundredfold bag. Jane stared at the words on the bag in amazement.
"You can pretend to be a dead fat pig!" Lu Pin glanced at the big man.
"Fit two slackers!" the big man glared angrily.
"Yes," agreed the lazyman, "you're fatter than me!"
"Jian Zhen!Lu Pin!" Shan Rotten Stone glared over, "What are you two muttering?"
"Guess what's in the bag!" replied Lu Pinyi honestly.
"Do you really want to know?" Shan Rotten Stone touched his belly, his eyes unusual. Lu Pin pursed his lips and remained silent, and the mountain rotten stone turned his gaze: "Jian Zhen, do you want to know too?"
"Of course I do!" replied the big man.
"Fool!" Lu Pin rolled his eyes vigorously.
"Good!" "Okay!" untied the rope from the mouth of the bag, "I'll fulfill you!"
"Ang!" suddenly opened the mouth of the bag, and a huge bison burst out, covered with long gray hair, with two large, two small and four sharp horns on its head.
"Youdu Bo Niu!" Si Shou cried out.
The bison was trapped in the bag, and with nowhere to vent his madness and rage, when he heard the cry, he bowed his head and rushed down the pulpit. The tables and chairs that stood in the way shattered as soon as they touched it, and the students screamed and dodged, and they all pulled out their talismans, and lightning and fireballs flew out, hitting the body of the bison, raising a pale yellow cloud, and the bison was not damaged at all, but his physique skyrocketed.
"Don't use talismans," Huang Qin shouted, "It has a 'Pangu Earth Miasma' that can absorb talismans......"
At the shout, the bison doubled in size, and the yellow miasma was like an invisible sponge, sucking up the flying charms. The attack enraged the bison, which went on a rampage, its huge hooves stomping on all sides.
"The vines are evergreen!" Tian Su rushed to the bison, and with a shake of the talisman, the light of the "Vine Lock Talisman" fell on the bison, growing countless verdant vines, like thick chains, overlapping and entangled the cow's hooves. The bison fell to the ground and flipped two heels in a row, making a deafening loud noise every time it touched the ground.
Tiansu breathed a sigh of relief and lowered the tip of his pen, but the bison howled sharply, his body shrugged and struggled, the vines broke one after another, and it broke out, rushing towards the girl with sharp horns.
This time was beyond Tiansu's expectations, only stunned for a moment, Fang Fei lightning pounced, pushed her away with force, and blocked her sideways in front of the bison. When he raised his eyes, he saw a row of sharp fangs in the cow's mouth, and the huge bull's eyes burst out with bloodthirsty and fierce light.
"Will it eat meat?" Fang Fei's thoughts flashed, the horns and fangs had already pressed in front of him, he was at a loss, and subconsciously blocked it with both hands.
"Moo!" the bison roared, but the impact did not occur. The boy lowered his hands in surprise and found that the four hooves of the Hindu Bo Niu were soaring into the air, and they were rising. Standing under the bison, his hands on his waist and his belly sunken, he puffed out his cheeks and blew, and the breath he exhaled merged into his vitality, like a dark cloud holding the bison and sending it to a height of ten meters.
"That's amazing!" the big man exclaimed.
"What is he doing here?" Fang Fei looked at the rotten rocks in surprise.
"Bragging!" replied Jane.
"Bragging?" Fang Fei was surprised and amused. The word "bragging" is genuine, not exaggerated.
"Moo moo......" The bison's large body went up and down, rolling around, like a leather ball, completely involuntary. The mountain rotten stone blew leisurely while walking, blew it to the pulpit in one breath, grabbed the pocket, closed the mouth, the bison fell into the Qiankun bag with a swish, the mountain rotten stone tied the bag tightly, threw it aside, and nodded at Fang Fei: "Canglong Fang Fei worked hard to save his classmates, today's test will add fifty points." β
There was an uproar in the classroom, and everyone looked at Fang Fei with all kinds of eyes. Fang Fei only felt that his face was hot, and he turned around and glanced at Tiansu, but the girl glanced at him, and her pale little face was full of anger.
"Creation pen!" shouted the mountain rotten stone, looking back.
"It's coming," the old pen demon flew in, "what a mess...... "What a mess" chattered in his mouth, and with a vigorous wave of the brush, the green qi swept around, and the broken classroom was restored to its original state.
"No tables and chairs!" said Yamachishi again.
"Why didn't you say it earlier," the old pen demon said with disgust in his tone, "You little fat man, you love to make trouble for my old man......" The brush was smeared, and the tables and chairs disappeared one after another.
"Alright," said the mountain again, "you can go!"
"No way, it's easy to please God, it's hard to send God, my old man wants to supervise you well...... Oh...... Damn the little fat man...... "The old pen demon was blown out in one breath by the mountain rotten rocks.
"Bragging," the rocky eyes rolled, "that's what you're going to be about this year." β
"Do you have to blow the Dubo cow?" Bei Yu palpitated.
"Yes!" the mountain rotten stone nodded solemnly. There was a buzz in the audience, and most of the students showed embarrassed expressions. The mountain rotten stone waved the pen, and a stone appeared in front of everyone: "This stone weighs ten catties, and today's test is to blow it into the sky." The crowd was in an uproar, and the mountain rotten stone waved his hand and said: "As a warm-up, first practice the five elements ten times." β
The discussion turned into wailing, and the students began to fiddle with various poses in the "Five Elements Formula" with sad faces. Qi refining is Jian Zhen's forte, the big man cleared his throat and said in a rough voice: "Fang Fei, for the sake of my friends, I can teach you two tricks...... Huh......" He opened his mouth wide and looked at Fang Fei with his head down in surprise, skillfully making the posture in the "Earth Spirit Technique".
"How did you do that?" Jian Zhen also turned his head downwards and asked Fang Fei upside down.
"You learned from books! Forgot it? You borrowed a book from me!"
"Lie! How can it be so fast?"
"I'm smart!" Fang Fei changed to "Golden Essence" and supported his body with his toes.
"I don't believe it," Jian Zhen also turned over and said angrily, "There must be a ghost in here!"
"That's right!" Lu Pin interjected as he wriggled lazily, "Like a stingy ghost like you." β
"Shut up, dead lazy!" the big man fought back.
After practicing the "Five Elements Technique" ten times, the mountain rotten stone said a lot of "bragging" tricks, how to keep the spirit and how to integrate the vitality into the breath, the truth is not complicated, but it is rare to do. One by one, the students hugged the stones and blew heavily, their faces and ears were red, and the green tendons on their necks were bulging.
"Well done, Fu Xiao!" said the mountain rotten stone suddenly. Fang Fei peeked at it, Fu Xiao raised his head to the sky, and spit out a ball of sea blue vitality, as if an invisible big hand was holding up a stone.
Qi refining is the strength of the armor, and after Fu Xiao, Si Shouzhuo and Xue Chen succeeded one after another. Jian Zhen held back his eyes for a while, and also blew the stone up, he crossed his waist with both hands, twisted his waist and swung his hips in front of Fang Fei, and showed off his skills vigorously.
Fang Fei twisted his head to the side, trying not to look at his face, and injected the vitality into his lungs according to the teachings of the mountain and the rocks, and the hot air flow gathered to his chest from all directions, rushing left and right, and there was no way out. This lasted for half an hour, and the throat jumped suddenly, and a floodgate opened, and the azure air rushed out of the mouth, tightly wrapping the stone. The stone shook twice, leaving his hands and slowly rising on the clouds.
"This can't ......" Jian Zhen exclaimed, but forgot that the stone was still in the sky, and suddenly his eyes turned black, and his nose was in sharp pain.
"Oh!" Jian Zhen squatted on the ground with her face covered, nosebleeds running down her fingers.
"What's going on?" the mountain clattered over.
"The bridge of the nose is broken!" Jian Zhen burst into tears, and her voice seemed to come from a coffin.
"Hell," Shan Rotten Stone frowned, "Fang Fei, Lu Pin, you two take him to see Daoist Qu." β