Chapter 011: Lan Nuanyu changed her face
"I will, just pinch and poke at the emperor's head. ”
"Finger-long scissors...... Smash your head?" Night Eyes put down speechlessly: "This is for warding off evil spirits." ”
"Wouldn't it be just right to ward off evil spirits? Lan Nuanyu tied the small scissors around her waist: "Warding off evil spirits is also the key to success." ”
Night Twilight covered her face with one hand, then pinched her eyebrows the moment her fingers slipped, and took out two indifferent ones from a pile of things and put them aside: "Okay, good, what you say is reasonable." This indifference......"
"It's good to be indifferent, don't you want to swagger in and die?" Lan Nuanyu picked up one of the indifferent ones and compared it on his face, jumped a few more times, and then made a comment: "The size is just right, and it's not easy to fall off if you run." ”
The cat's indifference is done vividly, whether it is the white fluff attached to it, or the big red peony on the cat's ears, or the black pattern of the cat's black beard and cat's eye tail......
But......
Have you ever seen someone steal with such lovely indifference!
"May I ask if we are going to steal the treasure mirror, or are we going to perform the two cats for the monarch to beg for stew?"
"This one...... It makes a lot of sense. Lan Nuanyu opened the small porcelain vase and took out a lump of red paste with her fingers, and applied it to the face of the night twilight scar with lightning speed.
"What are you doing!" Night Twilight Scar was just a normal dye paste, and he raised his sleeve and rubbed it on his face, and the more he rubbed it, the larger the red range, but the sleeve was only stained with a little pink. "Lan Nuanyu, why can't you wipe it off?"
The most unbearable things in the human world: one is to eat stinky tofu, and the other is to spoil one's handsome face; The third is to bully the weak with the strong. The woman in front of him, who knew that the sky was high and didn't know the thickness of the earth, had already done two things, and he really wanted to teach Lan Nuanyu a hard lesson.
Of course, just think about it.
"Are you stupid? This is a special dye paste, I have tried it on purpose, and the clothes dyed with it really do not lose color. ”
Night Twilight grabbed the bronze mirror and looked at it: "Dye your clothes, you dye your clothes, what are you doing to dye my face?"
"We're going to the palace at night to steal the treasure mirror, first apply this ointment to our faces, and then bring indifference. In this way, if we accidentally fall off with indifference, the officers and soldiers will not recognize us. "Sure enough, this kind of detail is still thought through by our woman.
Lan Nuanyu snatched the bronze mirror from the hand of the night eye: "I have to change my appearance." ”
"Ah!!h
"What's crazy again?"
"My face. Lan Nuanyu hurriedly picked up the bronze mirror and looked at it several times: "How did my face become like this?"
"I see. Night Eye Scar leaned over and said, "Isn't there anything wrong?"
"This is not my face!" Lan Nuanyu rubbed a few times like dough, this was the first time she had seen her face since she came to the human world. When she lay down all day, she took care of her by night scars, and she didn't take a serious look at herself after she woke up.
The face in the bronze mirror is really not himself. How could his face, which is exactly the same as Lan Nuanyue, become like this...... Pretty?
"Haven't you always been like this?"
"The first time you saw me, that's it?"
"Well, not really. ”
"When I was in the Heavenly Realm, I looked exactly the same as Lan Nuanyue, and outsiders couldn't tell the difference. ”
"So is it better or ugly now?"
"It's getting better. ”
"Then what are you nervous about? You still like to be like everyone else, I can help you with this. Night Eyes stood in front of Lan Nuanyu, and a flame ignited in his hand.
"No, no, no, no. Lan Nuanyu made a few incomprehensible expressions on the bronze mirror, and then found a brush to draw a plum blossom on her forehead against the bronze mirror, and dotted a tear mole on the end of her eye with black.
"Then may I ask Miss, why do you look so good in the mirror, I just smeared it?"
"Ah, do you think my drawings look good? I think so too. Lan Nuanyu smiled in surprise, snatched the bronze mirror from the hand of the night twilight, and began to squeeze her eyebrows at the mirror again, and add a few other small decorations.
Eh, girl, your focus seems to be wrong, you didn't hear the unhappiness in my sentence at all?
If it wasn't a woman standing in front of him, and his body had just healed, he would definitely use his best meow fist and throw him into the ocean hundreds of miles away. It's a pity that there is a woman standing in front of him, okay, good men don't fight with women, endure it. He used a spell to wipe the stain away, and no longer paid attention to her.
Half an hour later, Lan Nuanyu had already transformed herself into another woman.
The blue sky was unconsciously draped in a few colorful clouds, the shadow of the moon showed its head, and the sparrows that were still chirping at the door were quietly squatting on the glazed tiles, and the night had quietly come. Several red lanterns lit up in the attic opposite the inn, and then several women with heavy makeup ran out one after another, pulling the passing men from time to time.
Lan Nuanyu sat in front of the window and watched curiously, and the night twilight was lying on the collapse and whistling idly.
"Night twilight, it's very lively on the other side, why don't we go over and take a look?"
"See what?"
"It's on the other side, singing and dancing, didn't you hear?"
......
"Don't go. Twilight turned over: "Where the fireworks are going, what are you going to do?"
"Fireworks, will you go off fireworks later?"
"Well, the crackling kind. ”
"Then I'm going to go and see it, anyway, we're going to go to the palace again on the third watch, and it's too late to come back after watching the fireworks now." ”
Sure enough, the little fairy who has never been to the human world is as simple as a child, what kind of place is Yichun Tower? It is a place where men have fun, and she is like a drama garden.
"You can see it here later, you don't have to go there. Twilight turned over and asked, "You said you've been on the road for a day, and you have something important to do later, don't you plan to rest for a while?"
"I'm not tired, it's so interesting here, it's my first time here, it's a shame to use it for rest. ”
"Well, then don't bother me. Twilight pulled up the futon and wrapped it around her head, ignoring Lan Nuanyu.
Lan Nuanyu was a little uncomfortable sitting on the stool, she grabbed a handful of melon seeds and turned over the window directly, put her two feet on the eaves on the first floor, and happily looked at the beauty who invited guests.
Several beauties also saw Lan Nuanyu, and there were not a few women who were suddenly brought by men, and they were all used to seeing them. Some women also enter this profession after losing their bodies, so it is not certain that the woman who lives opposite will become an opponent in the future. It's just that the woman on this eaves is too good-looking, maybe she will become the top brand, but they can't afford to mess with it, so a few people waved the silk handkerchief in their hands at her, which can be regarded as a hello.
Lan Nuanyu didn't know that they thought of her as a deceived girl, only that they greeted her in unison and waved at them enthusiastically.
As the night got deeper and deeper, many stall owners had already packed up and gone home, but the fireworks were delayed. Lan Nuanyu returned to the house, and Night Twilight was still sleeping like a dead pig. She was about to wake up Twilight when the closed window on the other side was opened, and she curiously returned to the window.
Facing the window was a red collapse, and the woman who opened the window made Lan Nuanyu feel a little familiar. After thinking about it carefully, she realized that the woman was one of the people standing downstairs to greet her.
The woman also saw her, but just smiled at her charmingly, and was about to turn around, a pair of groping hands suddenly hugged the woman's waist, and a man put his head on the woman's shoulder and began to gnaw at her neck......
Lan Nuanyu was about to call someone, but when she saw the woman's expression of enjoyment, she let out a gasp from time to time. The man heard the voice of the beautiful woman in his arms become more and more arrogant, and the pig's trotters slid all the way up the lower abdomen...... Lan Nuanyu's eyes widened.
Syllable!
Lan Nuanyu was looking happy, but the window was closed, and she turned her head to meet the eyes of the night scar. "What are you doing?"
Nightshade stared at her and said, "Close the window." ”
"Why are you closing the window? The woman on the other side ......"
"You're so interested, why don't you try it yourself?"
"Can I do that too? now?"
There was a strange sound coming from the other side, and even though it was already through the window, it was still clear to hear. Twilight glared at her fiercely, and raised his hand to slam it down on her head.
"Twilight Scar, are you sick, why are you beating me!" Lan Nuanyu shuddered, and painful tears rolled in her eyes.
Twilight stopped looking at her, gathered up the contents of the house, and opened the door.
"Where are you going?"
"Change to an inn. ”
"Why are you doing a good inn? It's so lively here, and I haven't seen the fireworks yet." Lan Nuanyu chattered endlessly, and her feet hurriedly followed.
"You didn't hear the crackling sound?"
I heard it, but it didn't seem to be the same as the sound of fireworks. Before Lan Nuanyu could say this, Night Twilight had already walked out of the inn.
Lan Nuanyu walked behind the Night Twilight, it was already late at night, and they asked several inns in a row, but there were no empty rooms.
"Night Twilight, you did it on purpose, right?Why do you want to change the inn when you live well, where do you think we live now?" A gust of wind hit, Lan Nuanyu shivered: "Do you know it's really cold?"
Lan Nuanyu felt that her eyes were black, and a black thing wrapped around her head, as if it was ...... She took off her clothes and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Isn't it cold?"
"Wear your clothes?" Lan Nuanyu hadn't worn the man's clothes yet, but when she thought about it, what did she care about, so she found out in the night's twilight conscience.
Twilight looked at her and stretched out her hand and said, "Don't bring it." ”
"Yes, how not. Lan Nuanyu was afraid that the night twilight would really snatch the clothes, so she hurriedly put them on her body and pulled the clothes with both hands. "Where are we going?"
"Mu Fu. ”
"What kind of place is Mu Mansion? No, since you have friends in Wei City, why do we spend money to stay in the guest house? Isn't it good to come directly?"
"When did I say it was a friend's house?"