The baby's cry made Yang Shun can't help but squeeze his eyes and pout, in the eyes of Lu Xihua on the side, this middle-aged uncle with a simple appearance and a fanatical heart is a bit similar to himself.

"What's the matter with Na Ying? This girl sings so well, and she belittles others, is there something wrong with her ears?!" the voice of the neighbor's male host was not far behind, and then came.

"She used to sing quite well, I don't know what's going on, I'm getting older and older, I'm getting meaner and meaner, I really don't know why she became like this~" The neighbor hostess began to echo her husband's words. The two of them took advantage of this topic to start again.

Yang Shun, who was completely harassed by all kinds of noises and couldn't sleep, had no choice but to get up and come to the living room to turn on the TV bored.

In the TV, an old man who is dying, what he says to the girl is to hurry up and find a partner, a posture that the girl will die if she doesn't get married. Finally, the girl said: "For the sake of grandma, I can't pick anymore." "Because of love, don't wait, lily.com. ”

Another one, "which excavator technology is stronger,......

Another one, "There will be no gifts for the holidays this year, and only brain platinum will be accepted for gifts." ”

Again, "8848 titanium phone." ”

I can't watch it, let's change the computer, Yang Shun turned off the TV he just turned on and turned on the computer.

"The vegetable seller used it and earned 320,000 yuan in half a year. ”

"The new micro-investment method, netizens: I have played for so many years in vain!!"

"Da Tie up, I'm a scumbag, I'm a scumbag, and I'm a brother Xiong to visit the lazy moon. ”

"NetEase spent $300 million to create a new online game masterpiece!"

"At the beginning, there was a gun and a dog, and the equipment was all picked up. ”

"My girlfriend accidentally made a mistake in operation, and the evolution of the divine beast failed, and as a result, she turned out to be a corpse kun!

Yang Shun's eyebrows jumped and he turned off these ads that popped up with the web page one by one, but the video promotion that came with the browser attracted his attention.

A little girl who looks like a high school student is holding a mobile phone, carrying some equipment on her back, walking and singing on the road, and countless 666s fly over the screen, I love you...... There are also some vulgar texts in it, Yang Shun read the introduction and realized that this female anchor's name is Mamoti, and she is an outdoor anchor who mainly sings, and her appearance is pure and cute.

Yang Shun became interested and searched on the Internet, but all kinds of information instantly overwhelmed him.

"The annual salary is 20 million. ”

"Endorsement of Southwest Motors. ”

"I have slept with the rich second generation and have had plastic surgery. ”

"Divorced, ** door incident. ”

"Mamoti issued a lawyer's letter: there is no right to interfere with personal privacy. ”

Suddenly, Yang Shun lost interest, let's change it, this is another Internet celebrity face anchor, who is showing the audience her newly bought bag from Paris in front of the camera, and the audience below has said that it looks good. The Parisian woman said that she usually goes to Paris for shopping, how beautiful Paris is, how high-end the things there are, and finally said that if anyone needs the latest brand clothing, perfume and handbag, you can contact her by private message, she is willing to help buy on behalf of her, absolutely authentic.

Well, that's a scam daigou!

Yang Shun closed the page and browsed through other recommended programs again. One of the titles, "Broken Eggs", was very eye-catching, with a high number of hits, and Yang clicked on it by the way.

The video is very simple, it is a shot of death, in which the subject of the camera is doing all kinds of dangerous actions, and after failing, he is injured and falls to the ground. Of course, the video is a collection of failed shots, all of which are miserable.

Watching these people fall to the ground one by one, holding their stomachs or bodies, or even covering their lower bodies and screaming in pain, coupled with the sound of laughter in the picture, it is indeed eye-catching.

But these were not attractive to Yang Shun, he closed the page, picked up the sleeping pills on the table, and swallowed two more pills helplessly.

In desperation, he clicked on the official page of "The New Voice of the Empire", thinking to himself, listening to music can always help sleep.

As soon as I opened the video, Na Ying's voice came from inside, "I don't care how well you sing~ It's not good to sing Daolang's songs! His songs are not musical, only farmers will listen to them, and those who go to KTV to order Daolang's songs are also farmers." ”

"What's wrong with his high record sales? It's just for the peasants. ”

"If you like Daolang, then you invite Daolang to be a judge? I'm here, you can't sing this kind of song. But, please go down!"

It's this kind of annoying thing again, Yang Shun closed the video page and browsed the news.

"60 million in four days? Fang Bing's studio is involved in **** tax evasion?"

"Did Fang Bing evade taxes? ”

"Fang Bing's 3 companies registered in Youxi City are difficult to find, and the Jiangnan Local Taxation Bureau will respond that it will contact the whistleblower. ”

......

The messy news made Yang Shun dizzy, and finally fell asleep in front of the computer.

Dididi~Dididi~ The alarm clock went off, and it was another bright morning.

Yang Shun was awakened by the alarm clock in his dream, picked it up casually and took a look, fortunately, he slept for four hours, and didn't say anything to wash his face and rinse his mouth and get ready for work.

After a simple breakfast, after some manipulation, Yang Shun went downstairs and walked to the underground parking lot, only to see that his car was pinned by the neighbor's car, the space was not enough, and he couldn't open the door to go in, because when the neighbor parked, he did not park in his own parking space in a regular manner, but crossed half of his body to his own position, blocking the opening of his own door, and the co-pilot on the other side leaned against the wall and column, and he couldn't get in.

What can be done? With such a neighbor on the stall, Yang Shun had no choice but to turn around and return.

The continuous knocking on the door finally opened the door of the neighbor's house.

Yang Shun said helplessly in a calm tone, "Good morning~"

The man in the plaid pajamas muttered, "What time is it, what's the matter with you?"

"You're in my way again, and I can't open the cab door. ”

The man smiled contemptuously, "It's you who didn't stop it~"

Yang Shun's heart was very angry, do you want to see where the line of the parking space is? You stupid donkey! But the surface is still very calm, "Okay, it's my fault." Can you go down and stack the car position, I'm in a hurry to get to work, I'm almost late. ”

The man yawned, "Now, I'm still sleepy~"

Yang Shun nodded, "Yes, now, please do me a favor." ”

At this moment the mistress of the room spoke, and the voice came from the living room, from the bedroom, "Let him stop parking next to us." ”

The man sighed and said impatiently to the house, "Okay, okay, I know~ I'll ask him to park the car farther away next time." ”

Obviously, the male owner habitually lied to the hostess, and the hostess thought that Yang Shun occupied their family's parking space, which led to the male host's revenge.

The man lifted his pants and smiled at Yang Shun, "You go down first, I'll come down in a while." ”

In the parking lot, Yang Shun stood bored in front of his car, and after a while, the neighbor's male owner took a cup of coffee in his hand, still wearing the disgusting plaid pajamas, obviously he made a cup of coffee for himself before going downstairs.

Yang Shun is obviously used to the sight of these Dongzhu locals who like to run around in pajamas. The reason they do this is obviously to show that they are locals, to distinguish them from those countrymen who come to Dongzhu, or to indicate that my home is nearby!

The man held a coffee in his hand, and a small and delicate radio pinned to his waist, and the radio station was playing inside, "According to the survey, the average reading volume of adults is far lower than that of junior high school students, and they are only at the level of the fifth or sixth grade of primary school. And the latest survey report shows that the object of high school students' greatest admiration is the anchor. Many students have said that they want to work in e-sports and acting in the future, which is their truest dream......"

Looking at the slow neighbor, Yang Shun still couldn't help but remind, "I'm sorry, I'm really going to be late." ”

"Please turn sideways, okay~" The neighbor walked to his car, but he didn't mean to take out the key, but looked at Yang Shun.

Yang Shun had no choice, so he turned around, "Okay, please hurry up." ”

Yang Shun glanced at his eyes and looked up slightly at the convex mirror installed at each corner of the parking lot, which is used to expand the driver's field of vision, and can see whether there are incoming cars in all directions of the front and rear left and right to prevent the occurrence of accidents.

At this moment, although Yang Shun turned his back, he used this thing to see the neighbor's movements clearly.

I saw that after the neighbor saw Yang Shun turn his back, he quietly came to the position of the left background of the car, bent down and groped, and a car key appeared in his hand.

It turns out that your kid hid the spare car key there, Yang Shun felt a little funny, the neighbor bought a new brand new Audi A8L, although it is a 3.0 exhaust capacity, but it is also cared for, I don't know what psychology the neighbor will hide the spare key in the frame on the left rear tire.

The neighbor opened the car door smoothly and sat in, slowly starting the car and moving around. Yang Shun heard the car start, then turned around, walked to his car, and saw a small sign "Remembering 512" posted on the window.

"You'd better remember how to identify your parking space first!" Yang Shun thought as he got into the car.

Lu Xihua followed Yang Shun in a hurry, no one could see him, he decided to follow Yang Shun all the time, all this must be interesting.