38. The little pig is incompetent

"Hah, haw!" The little piglet was not afraid of life at all, it stared at the surrounding environment with dark eyes, and suddenly spoke!

"Wowhaha, Lao Tzu has finally come out, damn it, 100,000 years! After eating 100,000 years of vegetarian food, Lao Tzu must open meat today! Hehe, three children, do you know what human flesh is like?"

It's a pity that he hasn't recognized the state at this time, his body is long and cute, and the ferocity looks like a joke.

"Master, he can speak. ”

"It's okay, those who can talk are monsters, and the teacher is going to subdue demons and eliminate demons today!" Su Qi said uprightly.

"Luo'er, stop!"

Su Qi jumped out of the carriage, and by the way, he grabbed one of the little piglet's legs and dragged him down directly.

The little piglet may have eaten a vegetarian diet for 100,000 years, and only then did he realize that this body did not seem to be his original one.

Especially when he saw the black and big black cauldron, a bad thought rose from the bottom of his heart and lingered.

"Ahem, this uncle, misunderstanding, all this is a misunderstanding, I'm just joking, really, I didn't lie to you, just joking! I've been a vegetarian since I was born. If you don't believe me, go and ask...... Forehead ......"

The little piglet suddenly lost his words.

Su Qi was listening carefully, but it was gone!

"I'm ¥......%¥&............&%, you bastards can't die well, the damn Lao Tzu has become like this, not to mention, but also put a ban on Lao Tzu, a group of things that give birth to children without **, wait for Lao Tzu to go back one day, and you will be steamed and boiled!" The little piglet suddenly became angry at this moment, as if he had been greatly insulted.

"Master, what does it mean to have a child?" Ran Ran asked curiously.

Su Qi's face turned dark, he looked at this dead pig with unkind eyes, how could he talk nonsense in front of children?

Syllable!

Su Qi slapped the back of the little piglet's head and slapped back all the classic words of this product.

"Huh, who am I, what just happened, are you my master?" asked the little piglet cutely, with innocence in his little black eyes.

"Can you talk well?" Su Qi sneered, and wanted to hide from Master Su for this trick?

"What are you talking about?" the little piglet continued to be confused.

Su Qi didn't speak, and directly took out a pot of water from the car, then poured the water into the pot and asked Luo'er to light the fire.

The little piglet was blindfolded all of a sudden, what is this for?

"Ahem, this young man, if you have something to say, we have to be reasonable, you are going to stew me without saying a word, this is a bit unreasonable, right? Besides, my body is still developing, is it not worth it for me to stew now?"

Su Qi continued to add firewood, "Now I know that I have to be reasonable, weren't you crazy at first, and asked us what human flesh tastes like, what's the matter, have you eaten it?"

"No, no, absolutely not, I'm a good pig who eats vegetarian, how can I eat meat, just a joke to liven up the atmosphere. This little piglet completely subverted Su Qi's impression of pigs.

If it weren't for the fact that the system definition was to summon a cute little animal, Su Qi really thought that this was an ancient demon.

"As soon as you mention pigs, I think of something, do you have anything to do with the second senior brother?"

"Second Senior Brother, what Second Senior Brother?"

"Is it Zhu Bajie?"

"Zhu Bajie? Who is that? Could it be a famous big monster? Impossible, so famous, I can't know. The little piglet meditated upside down.

Well, Su Qi was still dragging him with a pork leg, and now that he was hanging directly above the black pot, he could even feel the sharply rising water temperature.

Seeing that this pig didn't look like a fake, Su Qi reluctantly believed him first.

This is an ordinary pig, except for being able to talk and resist beating, there is not much difference from a pig in other aspects.

"Alright, you've passed. In the future, you will call the pig incompetent. Su Qi pulled the incompetence and stuffed him into Ran Ran's arms.

The little girl wanted to hold him in her arms and knead him well!

"This, my lord, isn't it not very nice to be incompetent, or maybe it's called Wu Neng?"

Su Qi looked at the goods from top to bottom, shook his head and said, "This is not good, Wu Neng is the name of the second senior brother, you are too different from the second senior brother, you are not worthy." Don't talk nonsense, it's going to cook you again!"

Incompetence shut up, his life experience is undoubtedly the richest, and the same is true when looking at the entire spiritual world.

Su Qi's black cauldron felt an extraordinary, and at the same time, he also smelled the faint and almost invisible trace of flame breath on it.

In his opinion, Su Qi is only a teenager, how many creatures will he kill on his hands before he can be contaminated with the breath of karmic fire?

Karma is real, and generally speaking, if you cause too many killings, it will cause karma.

But the vast majority of people can't ignite it.

Because monks need to cross the tribulation when they cultivate to a certain level, the thunder tribulation will descend according to the number of killings. Although it increases the difficulty of the tribulation, it also purifies the karmic fire aura on the body.

As for Su Qi, he has only practiced the sixth layer of qi now, and he has the breath of karmic fire on his body.

Of course, there are still 108,000 miles away from igniting the karmic fire, but this first tribulation will be unimaginably terrifying!

"Also, why do I care about him? I myself have become like this now, I don't know what year and month I want to take revenge? Besides, the baptism of thunder is always better than the burning of karma. "Incompetence can only be thoughts, and it is impossible for him to say them.

Incompetent looks cute.,And the body is very soft.,It seems to be quite experienced in coaxing children.。

Su Qi decided to keep him for the time being, anyway, he was still too young now, and he didn't have two taels of meat on his body, so he couldn't enjoy eating it.

Time spent learning and playing.

When they arrived in Yangcheng, Ran Ran finally had the strength to take the first monthly exam in the first semester of the first grade.

And Luo'er has been one level higher than Ranran, reaching the middle of last semester.

The child's talent for learning is indeed very strong, and she and Incompetence have learned a lot, although in Su Qi's opinion, they are all crooked.

It's a pity that Ran Ran really has no talent for mathematics, except for mathematics, she learns everything quickly.

"Young master, I have inquired clearly, there will be a flying boat docking in Yangcheng at noon tomorrow. If you go to the Spirit Jade Sect, you need to pay three hundred spirit stones per person. Luo'er said with some distress.

When he set out from Jiangzhou City, Su Qi brought a thousand spirit stones, and in Jinjiang City, he got three hundred spirit stones.

Along the way, he used two hundred, and now he has one thousand and one left.

One person has three hundred spirit stones, and their wealth has directly bottomed out.

"It's okay, you can earn it again when the spirit stone is gone, there will always be a way, so we don't have so much time to delay on the road. Su Qi said.

Joke, when they arrived at the Lingyu Sect, Su Qi suspected that he was stronger than the sect masters of the Lingyu Sect, and he was still a fart sect!