The jade qilin looked at the Qilin King, with a hint of suspicion in his eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, revealing a sneer. His own father, he still doesn't know it? Over the years, he has never been a lord who has never been unprofitable, how could he suddenly be so interested in barbarians?

"How is that possible?" the Jade Qilin muttered, "But, what secrets does the barbarians have?"

In any case, the barbarians settled in the Great Wilderness, and not only became the object of captivity of the major races, but also became the snack of the major races.

Some races have not studied the mysteries of the barbarian bloodline, but they have studied various ways to eat the barbarians.

Phoenix

The dove sat upright, holding a bloody hammer in his hand, looking left and right, staring at the barbarian in front of him, seeing the other party's panicked and pleading eyes, he couldn't help grinning, revealing a hideous smile, and after a while, he lifted a jade slab beside him, on which lines of words were written.

"On the ninety-nine ways of eating the barbarians!" the dove looked at it unhurriedly.

"Ancestor, this is a book made by me personally walking the wilderness and copying the essence summarized by various ethnic groups. It not only records the classic eating methods of the major races to eat barbarians, but also the three hundred and one six ways to domesticate the barbarians, and use them for fun!" While the turtledove hurriedly held the jade book, he approached the dove: "Ancestor, the disciple has summed up these ninety-nine essence eating methods, and he doesn't dare to enjoy them exclusively, so he came to present them to the ancestor and share them with the ancestor." ”

The second ancestor of the phoenix hates the barbarians to the core, and the lord of the barbarians, Dao Guo, is entangled with the demon ancestor, and the two ancestors have no choice but to seek revenge on the barbarians!" The dove waved the hammer in his hand unhurriedly: "If you dedicate these ninety-nine kinds of food, the two ancestors will definitely be happy and reward you heavily." ”

"The small ones don't dare to specialize in beauty, and the small ones cultivate to a low position, where are they qualified to meet the second ancestor of the phoenix. This matter is conveyed by Lao Lao Zu on behalf of the villain, if there can be a small amount of credit to fall on the villain's head, the villain is also satisfied, and this effort will not be in vain!" After admiring its fearful look, it is necessary to remove its heart flesh and then smoke it over a firewood fire. ”

"At this time, the barbarian is not dead, although the ancestor has made a move, pried open the barbarian's head, drank its brains, and waited for the heart meat to be roasted, and slowly enjoyed!"

The turtledove ancestor stretched out his hand unhurriedly, put the meat in his heart on the wooden basin and smoked it, and then the other hand held a mallet, and in the pleading gaze of the barbarian, he suddenly knocked the other party's head, and in an instant, the blood splattered, and the bright white brain was like a tofu brain, exuding heat: "Ancestor, this brute brain needs to be hot, if it is cold, it will change the taste." ”

"It's all bells and whistles, but it's also fun!" the old ancestor smiled indifferently, slowly stretched out his paws, and tasted the brains of the barbarians.

The finger claw touched the head, and only terrible screams could be heard, and it was not long before it lost its life.

"It tastes good," the dove said with a smile.

"Ancestor, the ninety-eight ways to eat in the back, the villain will demonstrate them one by one" The turtledove was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly clapped his hands, but saw a little demon pushing a wooden cart coming, and a barbarian man was fixed in the wooden cart, his head was exposed outside the car, and he couldn't move.

"Ancestor, the liver of the barbarians, is the most unique. This barbarian has been carefully fed by me for ten years, and it cannot move day and night, and it is called "standing barbarian", and every morning, noon, and child, it is necessary to pry open its mouth and forcibly pour thirty-three kinds of Laneige fairy grass into its mouth to nourish its liver!" ”

The barbarian in the car had a dull gaze, and did not react to the arrival of the murderous machine, and finally heard only a scream, and then saw the little demon walking forward with a bloody heart.

"And let me personally barbecue for the ancestor, this barbecue is very good, but it is very particular!" said the turtledove with a smile.

After some explanation, after eating ninety-nine kinds of liver, I saw the dove slowly stand up: "Come, print these ninety-nine kinds of food and spread it all over the wilderness." After I personally held the original version, I went to the plane tree to ask to see Fengzu. ”

The words fell, and the dove had already disappeared into the hall with the paperwork in hand.

In just three years, the ninety-nine ways of eating the barbarians have been coaxed into the Great Wilderness, causing countless monks of all ethnic groups in the Great Wilderness to follow suit.

"Ninety-nine ways to eat barbarians?"

Phoenix Clan, the blue bird's face changed wildly, holding the jade book in his hand, and his whole face was pale: "What a cruel method, it can be called inhumane." ”

Turning his head to look at the attendant to the side: "This matter has spread all over the Great Wilderness?"

"Yes! The methods of eating barbarians that have been developed in the Great Wilderness today can be called varied, and I am afraid that there are not only these ninety-nine kinds at the moment. It is said that one of the most vicious ways to eat is to peel the barbarian skin alive, then pour various herbs into it and soak it, hang it up and dry it, so that the power of the herbs can soak into its blood. With the power of that herb, the barbarian can't die or live, he can only suffer half-dead, and then become jerky!"

"Oh no!" the blue bird was startled, and then without saying a word, he turned into a streamer and fled.

Lingtai square inch holy land

The demons gathered at the foot of the mountain

Bai Ze shrank his head and blended in with the crowd, looking left and right.

I only heard a tiger in the center, holding a jade book in his hand, and said triumphantly: "Everyone, my book, but the most popular ninety-nine ways to eat barbarians in the Great Wilderness, is now on fire in the Great Wilderness, and only the royal nobles can have the opportunity to witness it." My cousin's third uncle is an elder of the Qilin clan, and he gave this treasure book to open your eyes today. ”

"The ninety-nine ways of eating the barbarians? Could it be the ninety-nine ways of eating from the Phoenix Clan?" Sure enough, there was a demon beast below that exclaimed, and his words were full of disbelief.

"Of course, come on, come on, I'll open your eyes to the buns today!" said the tiger spirit triumphantly.

"The ninety-nine ways of eating the barbarians?" Bai Ze's eyes lit up when he heard this, his eyes stared at the jade book, and he said to the little demon beside him: "I said friends, what are the ninety-nine ways of eating this barbarian, why have I never heard of the ancestor?"

"You are really a bun, you have never heard of this? That Phoenix Clan has great power, and has studied ninety-nine barbarian eating methods, which are popular throughout the Great Wilderness, so why can't you get out of the customs?" The little demon looked at Bai Ze, and his eyes were full of an expression of you being backward.

"Oh, then I want to see how a barbarian is delicious, I have a barbarian at home as a mount!" Bai Ze muttered in a low voice, squeezed forward, waved his hand at the jade book suddenly, grabbed it in his hand and began to run.

He didn't want to think about it, his dignified golden immortal power, those ordinary heavenly immortal cultivators, which one could be worthy of him?

can rob by force, but he doesn't do it, but wants to do this kind of thing!

"Bastard, who took my jade book?" the crowd suddenly became chaotic, and only the Tiger King could be heard roaring.

"He stole it, chase him! Don't let him run away!"

Innate Great Array

"On the ninety-nine ways of eating barbarians. Yang Sanyang looked at the stone slab in his hand, which was full of divine texts, and couldn't help but make his whole face gloomy.

"It is said that it was written by the Phoenix Clan, the Turtledove Clan!" Bai Ze was afraid that the world would not be chaotic with the document, shaking his head and reciting: "The best way to eat barbarians: barbarian brains." First tie up the barbarians, and then break their heads with a mallet, and in their painful sounds, they drink all their brute brains, and after drinking them while they are hot, they can nourish the three souls and seven spirits. ”

"The second way to eat: fried!" Bai Ze's voice was full of emotion, and the recitation was full of pictures: "Choose a barbarian child who is ten years old, not too small, too small and tender." Don't be too big, too big and old. ”

"Take a ten-year-old barbarian child, wash it, disembowel it, take its heart and liver and stir-fry. After passing the parfait on the top of his head with a wooden pole, the perineum of both legs is placed in a pan of oil and scalded with hot oil. After ten rolls, sprinkle cumin and pepper out of the pan, and the taste is extremely delicious. ”

"The third way to eat: steaming! Take a pot of boiling water, mix 18 kinds of spices, wash the barbarians, stuff them into their abdomen and feed them for seven days, then disembowel, stuff them with fairy grass and orchid in their belly, put them in a pot and steam them over high heat......

"Bang!"

Yang Sanyang's case in front of him turned into powder, and he stepped forward and snatched the jade slab in Bai Ze's hand, looked down at it, and suddenly burst into tears: "Bastard! These things that should be killed by a thousand knives are really bastards." ”

"Turtledove! Turtledove! Phoenix Clan! I will have to pay the price!" Yang Sanyang was furious, the black hair on his head was scattered, and the jade crown fell to the ground.

"It's all your fault, I have nothing to do all day!" Fu Xi glared at Bai Ze, and then came to Yang Sanyang's side: "Senior brother, stop your anger! My Heavenly Snake Clan, isn't it also a mermaid now? The snakes in the Great Wilderness are not all bloodline aliens of my Heavenly Snake Clan, but they are also killed all day long, what can I do?"

When Yang Sanyang heard this, a ray of thunder light flowed in his eyes: "But this turtledove clan is too deceitful!

"He's not just going to eat my barbarian tribes, he's coming directly at me!" Yang Sanyang's eyes were filled with anger: "The ninety-nine ways of eating the barbarians? It seems that the Great Wilderness Ten Thousand Clans have never treated my barbarians as human beings at all, but as beasts slaughtered at will." ”

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