Chapter 1 (Prelude)

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Today, the clouds are not dispersed, the autumn rain is rustling, and the sound of autumn is everywhere. The drizzle of sycamores, to dusk, and bit by bit. Lenovo's life is bumpy, and the scenes are blended, which is really miserable and miserable.

Guo Limin stood in front of the large floor-to-ceiling glass windows, looking at the city with bright lights as night fell. The heart-rending version of "The City of Lost Love" is repeated on Douyin on his mobile phone, and this 45-second song clip can shake his heart every time it is played.

"I'm in this strange city

Lost in the rain and lost yourself

The warmth that remains in my heart

Not much was left to be washed away by the rain

I'm in a city that has lost love

The cold and the wind have seen through you

When you fall in a no-man's corner

I found out I was crying like a child."

Guo Limin accurately understood the word "love" in the title of this song as the love of benevolent lovers, and silently changed "strange city" to "familiar city" in his heart, so that the lyrics of the song can really suit his own situation, and he can substitute himself into this song without any sense of disobedience. The effect is as if I am singing about my life in a heartbroken way.

He suffers from a variety of ailments.

Just a throat disease brought him loneliness and pain for half his life, unable to communicate with others normally, dooming his own loneliness and misunderstanding by others. The inability to speak normally leads directly to a huge failure in social relations that is difficult for others to understand.

He casually clicked on the note-taking software on his mobile phone, and several poems he composed jumped into view.

Come together and rejoice,

Sitting in a corner and speechless.

Like a tree of yellow orioles tactfully,

I don't see a crow and a lonely cold.

A few harsh glances,

Ignore the dodge.

Another such as the dam lock river pond,

A thousand words and a lot of water,

Accumulate thousands of knots and turn wishes,

and a long-standing grudge.

Half a life has passed,

How can you be willing?

The future is still the same?

And drink low,

Drunk on time, blank past years,

Live in the moment and leisurely.

"Oh, it's the embarrassment of writing about life caused by throat disease. ”

The snow is ruthless and wide,

Jiangshan intends to make up nine wildernesses.

10,000 miles of flowers in spring,

Not as strong as plum blossoms.

This is written about the strong temperament of plum blossoms on a cold day. Guo Limin nodded.

A deep love for the outer building,

A glass of worldly red dust wine.

A lonely man is isolated and a lonely mountain,

Listen to the wind and sing solo for a night in autumn.

Well, this poem expresses the sadness of loneliness. ”

The glass was dappled with rainwater, and at the right time a few plump raindrops flowed down the glass. Guo Limin's eyes were lonely, and his eyes were dry like empty wine bottles that he had drunk 20 years ago. He thought, as he sings in another of his favorite songs, "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky": "I pray for a transparent heart and tearful eyes", but I don't know whether it is the strength of fearlessness or the habit of sorrow, it is difficult to shed tears in such a miserable situation.

"If I had no physical illness in my life, what would I be like if I had lived a healthy life since I was born?" Guo Limin thought, "That Guo Limin will be very happy, maybe a college teacher!"

The camera switched, and the happy life of Mr. Guo Limin was displayed on the screen one by one. At the banquet, he and his friends pointed out the country and was full of spirit, he had many friends and excellent popularity, his work was smooth and he was steadily promoted, and his family was harmonious, and he was warm and harmonious......

Mr. Guo's classes are full-time jobs, so naturally they can't be missing. Teacher Guo Limin was in a very lush, very soft mood this day, giving lessons to people from all walks of life at home and abroad, speaking freely, vertical and horizontal, "People who don't understand think that I have a thousand words and a thousand miles off topic, but in fact (singing) the desert is vast in all directions, and I hate snow and frost." Shooting the eagle and leading the bow to gallop outside, smiling proudly in this life without getting tired of it......" The students in the class sang this song "Iron Blood Pill Heart" one after another, and the unanimous spirit was very unified, and the scene was spectacular.

But Mr. Guo saw that only Yuan Shikai was tightly shut and silent, so he asked him what was wrong, and he said that he felt inexplicably empty.

At this time, Li Bai was holding a wine jar in his hand, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he stood up slowly, and said with concern: "Emptiness? Is it hunger or diarrhea? Is it a disease that can be cured." ”

Yuan Shikai: "Don't interrupt, I mean the emptiness of the brain!"

Li Bai: "I don't understand, is it because you have been cured of hydrocephalus?"

Yuan Shikai was furious: "Go back to your Tang Dynasty......"

Li Bai was not convinced: "Without your Yuan Datou's incandescent bulb, I can't see the way back." ”

Tang Seng stood up weakly: "How can you say that you can get out, isn't it faceless, oops, by the way, what is a light bulb?"

Chairman Jiang hurriedly put on his military hat: "I declare in advance that mine is an energy-saving light bulb, not an incandescent lamp, Haihan Haihan ......"

Caiwen looked red-eyed: "Beat Jiang, we want to love Wanwan, love Wanwan, love Wanwan......"

Chairman Jiang fiercely: "I love you!"

Teacher Guo looked at it, pretended to be calm and said: "Classmates are quiet, quiet, now classmates Jiang and Classmate Cai have something to negotiate, well, let them go out to negotiate." ”

Caiwen and Chairman Jiang walked out, and there was a crackling sound after closing the door, and after a while, the door opened, and Jiang walked in with a red face, Caiwen's face was swollen like a bun, and there were footprints on his body.

In the school cafeteria, the chef silently hung up today's menu and changed the water spinach to vegetable buns.

Teacher Guo hurriedly reconciled: "This is the depth of love, the cut of hate, this, ah......"

The situation was embarrassing, and Zhu Bajie hurriedly came out to play a round: "I'll tell you a joke, it's the personal experience of the old pig, and I will pay ten little pigs for one fake." One day, I was very excited, it was made of steel, and I saw stacks of banknotes on the side of the road, and in the words of the poet, what was the excitement of a thousand miles? When I look at the banknotes, the denomination is a bit big, 50,000 pieces...... The angry old pig has learned to lose his soul, so he has the ability to learn from the master. ”

Teacher Guo sighed: "If you have the intention to plant flowers and flowers, you can't do it, but you can't plant willows and willows without intention!"

Zhu Bajie: "Hey, there are also disadvantages, from now on, in addition to Tang monk meat, the monsters are also worried about my braised pig's trotters, what should I do?"

Teacher Guo: "A big river has wide waves, what to do!"

Li Yu suddenly saw the scene and said: "Asking how sad a pig can be is just like a group of eunuchs climbing the green building." ”

Li Lianying straightened her waist: "Who are you talking about? What's wrong with the eunuch? Let me ask you what's wrong? As soon as I appeared, it was also a shining debut, and the whole heart was not cold, and my heart was flying." ”

Tang Seng shook his bald head, not a single hair was flying, and he still couldn't hide his confidence: "Since ancient times, I can't keep my affection, I always have a beautiful face and win people's hearts, and it's a burden to be too handsome." With that, he lifted his belt.

Zhu Bajie: "It's still the master's righteousness and awe-inspiring, good as a stream, auspicious and natural, graceful and suave, Yushu is in the wind, and the old pig admires the master's shameless spirit!"

"Our holy motherland, our temple...... The classroom, what kind of chaos has become, Teacher Guo is lecturing, what are you arguing about", Tan Sitong shouted loudly, composed a poem, and then put the knife on his neck: "Don't make noise if you can do it!"

The frightened students trembled.

After Mr. Guo finished teaching the students, Li Bai, the old bastard, shook his head and wanted to invite everyone to drink, so he brought 4 large vts of "king of kings" from home.

In particular, it is said that Yuan Shikai drank this wine and his brain was full. At this time, Li Yu emphasized with a southern accent: "This is your mistake, classmate Li Bai, we ancients didn't drink distilled liquor, I'm afraid your two pots are fakes, right?!".

Zhu Bajie was not happy, and said in a northeast accent: "How can Li Bai be a poet and immortal, how can he deceive people? And my popularity is so good, can I help him deceive you?"

Bai Juyi raised a fan in the winter and fanned it, pulling a long tune: "After my repeated pushing, I think you are a good pig, and you are not human."

"You said to push and kick repeatedly, it seems that this push and kick is a verb, I don't know what this push and kick means?" Li Bai was full of question marks, secretly thinking that I, Li Bai, had been in love for thousands of years, and today I was actually planted here, and I didn't feel that my face turned blue.

Bai Juyi played up: "That was a time when I drank high, and when I went home, I had two lines of poetry, saying: Stumbling home, the monk pushed the moon down the door, pondered repeatedly, and felt that it was better to change the push word to kick the word, so it became a staggering way home, and the monk kicked the moon down the door." Later generations then had the word "pushing", which has been passed down through the ages, so they are not high-spirited. It is said that you are going to apply for a famous trademark, and it is in the dictionary, so I don't believe you to check it. It's better to name your wine Tui Kick Brand Erguotou, and I'll sell you the trademark. ”

Li Bai was in a strong mood, crossed his waist and pointed at Bai Juyi: "You eat wine for nothing, you are vassal! Look at others with pushes and kicks, Don't forget what happened to you last time: once you went to the Shenzhen playground and didn't know what to play, you said that you were smart, and you chose the project with the longest queue to play, and the one with the longest queue must be the most fun." As a result, you stand in line, and when it's your turn, you find out it's a public toilet!

Bai Juyi also sprinkled: "You are different, hello! In that playground, you play on the water slide, everyone else is sliding down with your feet, you are other with your head sliding down, what's the matter, you slipped your underwear off, I don't dare to say that I know you!"

Li Bai looked up to the sky and sighed: "A great person walks into the forest and still shows half of his body, and a small person can disappear when he walks into a rape field and takes a photo, which is Your Excellency." Isn't there a nursery rhyme:

into the rape field,

You're gone.

It's not that you're handsome,

It's that you're not tall!

Bai Juyi sneered: "This nursery rhyme was made up by my grandson, I don't have a beard, I won't lose my beard." Suddenly, he shouted: "My surname Bai is not in the same sky as you, my ideal is to change my nationality and become a person worth tens of millions......"

Suddenly, Tang Seng said, Sun Monkey cub, you cast a spell to help him realize this wish.

Bai Juyi's ideal was realized, and he arrived in an African country with a wealth of 10 million yuan. The next day, Bai Juyi bought a piece of bread and a bottle of water on the street, spent 10 million Zimbabwean dollars, and it is said that he ate it with tears in his eyes......

The crowd continued to eat and drink, and one by one they drank in the clouds.

Wu Lao Er in the countryside next door heard Bai Juyi's ideals, and he also talked eloquently, talking about his ideals with local words:

"My ideal is to want people to insult me in the following words!" the crowd was shocked.

Wu Laoer: "I hope people will humiliate me and say: Isn't it just to be a high-ranking official at the provincial and ministerial level? Hundreds of millions of cash at home is amazing? Marry a school girl wife to show affection, and die quickly!"

The crowd asked: Have you achieved your ideals?

Wu Lao Er said in tears, I didn't realize it, and people praised me: "Although Wu Lao Er has a low status, he is a kind person; although Wu Lao Er is poor, he is a kind person; although Wu Lao Er married an ugly daughter-in-law, he is a kind person, ......." Wu Laoer's rough palms trembled......

Song Dandan stood up and said, "Wu Lao Er has a cerebral thrombosis, everyone is trembling......

Everyone was moved by Wu Laoer's great ideals and unusual current situation, and everyone who was moved couldn't help but let out a fart......

Suddenly, Yang Guifei said: I just like the quality of you having something to say and fart quickly!

Li Longji hugged Yang Guifei obscenely, and whispered to her softly deafeningly: "Pay attention to the civilized image, how can you say the uncivilized word fart." ”

Teacher Guo coughed dryly twice, "These two students should pay attention! The school does not allow students to fall in love." ”

Li Longji was deaf and furious, and Yang Guifei was shy.

Li Bai observed his words and looked at his feelings, thinking that this was a good opportunity to befriend the emperor's old son, so he rebuked Teacher Guo and said: "Your identity as a teacher is the imagined identity, you must not be reborn, in reality you are a disabled person! You write good poems, but you are also one of the hundreds of millions of students who have been behind me for thousands of years." How can you call yourself a teacher?"

Sun Wukong raised his hand and waved, and Mr. Guo Limin and the students disappeared.

In front of the background of the rainy night and under the bright lights, Guo Limin turned to face the officials and said eloquently: On this rainy night, I feel that I have no ambition in my life, and I am sailing against the current, and my reality and wishes are often opposite. In reality, if we are too difficult and fail, why not write a romantic novel to express the joyful emotions that pour out thousands of miles and dissolve the blockages in our hearts? What is lacking in reality is abundant in the world constructed by the novel. Ladies and gentlemen, what do you say?

Guo Limin turned around, turned on the computer, and created a document called "Righteous Painting of the Country" in the folder where he wrote the article.

Over the years, with the sound of keyboard tapping, the words in "Righteous Painting of the Country" have increased one by one, and the other world has become clear little by little......

The above is a prelude.

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