Late at night on Wednesday.

There are nine schools, room 101 in the office building.

The First University Professors' Joint Conference is holding an informal meeting in this conference room.

To be precise, this meeting was not informal.

On Wednesday evenings in the last week of each month, professors meet in this room to summarize the results of the month's work and schedule the next month's teaching assignments – but most of the time, many professors with heavy research tasks excuse themselves from this formalistic meeting.

But this time is different.

Vice President Ruoyu, Vice President of the First University, who is in charge of the work of the University Working Committee and serves as the rotating chairman of this month's Joint Professors' Conference, personally sent a letter asking all registered professors to attend the meeting on time, and those who fail to arrive will be punished.

This stern attitude clearly says a lot.

In addition, September is the beginning of the semester, and the affairs are complicated, and October belongs to the traditional 'moon hunting' of the first university, and the various arrangements are even more chaotic.

Therefore, the professors affiliated to Jiuyou College hurried to this large conference room as soon as it was dark, intending to occupy a comfortable seat and discuss with others those annoying 'little things' in the recent academy by the way.

For example, on the admission plane at the beginning of the month, the banshee who rushed into the cabin;

Another example is the interesting good seedlings in this class of freshmen, as well as those family children whose nostrils are higher than the sky;

Another example is some wild things that sneak into the house - especially when the school committee catches the sand pile.

The professors privately rumored that the sand slurry spit out by the group of small insects was enough to fill a large bucket for bathing the grass sperm, but they didn't know where the school working committee had hidden these precious experimental materials.

"This time we must make those old misers vomit some blood," a chubby wizard panted, shaking his hat, sitting on a high-backed chair, and roaring in a low voice through gritted teeth, "My experiment on the 'energy release phase of resonant particles in a dimensionalized environment' is almost over, and it is almost the time of sand when royal jelly is used as a buffer...... They even told me that they wanted to make a report! Joke, when did it take so much trouble to do experiments in the hospital!"

"This month is the manager of the school working committee, you better settle down. The short wizard sitting next to him persuaded with a calm attitude: "If because of this disgrace, they lower your KPI this month, which affects the progress of the experiment next month, then there is no place to cry!"

"It's the other way around!" the fat wizard was furious, but he couldn't help but lower his voice: "Is this a wizard's school or a school for school workers...... Nothing like this ever happened when the old headmaster was here!"

"That's the crux of all the trouble. Lao Yao stood behind the two wizards at some point, and sighed, "Our lovely headmaster has gone on vacation somewhere...... When he returns, I'll report back to him on your opinions. ”

The two wizards who were chatting quietly rose in horror and looked at the smiling middle-aged man in front of them in horror.

"Dean Yao," the fat wizard wiped the sweat from his forehead, rubbed his hands uneasily, and whispered, "Don't trouble the headmaster for such a trivial matter...... We're just talking about it in private...... If necessary, I will definitely report it to the hospital!"

"Don't call me Dean...... Call me Professor Yao, or Old Yao. Lao Yao waved his hand again and again, stopping the greeting of the two professors, and at the same time glanced at the short wizard with a very obvious look.

"Then you talk, I remember that there is a topic that needs to be discussed with Zhang Yu in terms of time arrangement," the short wizard looked at the two of them with a smile, nodded his head, tapped his toes, and quickly slipped towards the depths of the conference room.

The fat wizard wanted to cry without tears, and looked at his companions who were far away with a sad face, but under Lao Yao's gaze, he didn't dare to raise his legs and leave.

"Is there anything wrong with what you just said?" Old Yao raised his eyebrows, looking very surprised: "Won't it affect your experiment?"

"It doesn't affect, it doesn't affect!" the fat wizard waved his hand again and again, and said in a firm tone: "This difficulty, gritted his teeth and overcame ......"

"Since you can overcome it...... Then you are deliberately spreading hate speech. Professor Yao took his large pipe out of his pocket, stuffed it into the tobacco, lit the fire, and took a slow puff.

Pale blue smoke slowly drifted up, blurring and distorting his smiling face.

It looks like a monster that chooses people to eat.

The fat wizard stammered.

Spreading hate speech on campus is a small offense.

It is not serious, because most of these things need to be freely testified, and the degree of interest in the rhetoric can be adjusted up and down by the investigators;

"You say," the fat wizard finally realized something, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked helpless: "What do you say?" ”

"That's right," Lao Yao patted him on the shoulder with a smile, leaned into his ear and said, "I heard that the wine you brewed with the rejuvenating poplar flower has just been opened, and you will take one hundred and eighty catties to gargle your mouth......"

"One hundred and eighty pounds!" the fat wizard looked at him with a shocked look on his face, and shouted, "Robbery! Even if you take a bath, you won't need so much!"

The scream caught the attention of many wizards in the room.

Lao Yao hurriedly grabbed his shoulders and said in a low voice, "You really guessed right...... It's a bath...... Don't rush yet, don't rush. ”

As he spoke, he looked around.

Seeing that no one was paying attention, he explained in a low voice: "You know the male student who came to the courtyard this year. ”

"Is it the kid who drew a good talisman and scared the girl to the fool?" the fat wizard furrowed his eyebrows and muttered, "Ah...... I heard that yesterday it was rumored that she had fainted in Emma's class...... Speaking of which, the wine brewed by the Soul Returning Yang Flower does have some special effects on the Divine Soul. ”

That's what it means. Lao Yao clapped his hands, but forgot that he was still holding a pipe in his hand.

The pipe was shaken out in a thick puff of green smoke, and a string of golden-red sparks.

It looks like a fire dragon is sneezing.

"Lie!" The fat wizard rolled his eyes and spread his hands very helplessly: "Use this wine to calm the soul and wipe it all over your body, where do you need to soak people in...... Not to mention whether it will break the hammer, even if I am willing to give it, I will not be able to take out so much stock...... This year, there are about 30 catties out of the altar. ”

"Then come twenty catties!" Lao Yao unceremoniously took the big head.

"Hehe......" The fat wizard laughed dryly, raising a rounded finger.

"Ten catties?" Professor Yao frowned, his face full of reluctance: "Ten catties is too little...... I'm afraid it won't be long. ”

"This kind of home remedies, you still plan to use it as a formal treatment?" the fat wizard retorted weakly, "Moreover, it's not ten catties...... It's a pound...... Everything else has been mentioned and booked, and there is no more. ”

"One catty!" Old Yao rolled his eyes, and he was about to get angry.

"One pound is one pound, one pound is enough. Professor Li of Potions grabbed Lao Yao from behind and dissuaded him repeatedly: "Pay attention to your image, don't shout here." ”

"Image?" Professor Yao sneered, his face full of disdain: "How much is the image worth? Everyone in this room doesn't know who is who? If I can clean up that stinky boy who tosses people by losing some face, I will personally tear off my face and wipe the floor for everyone...... The left side is not enough to tear the right one!"