Chapter 1: Get the most powerful fast-threading system ever
After the beginning of autumn, the night is still slightly cool.
At 22 o'clock on September 31, at the gate of Wanda Cinema, the audience who had just finished watching the movie "Nezha's Demon Boy Descends to the World" came out one after another......
In the crowd, a tall young man Li San, wearing a black vest and white shorts, and pulling green plastic slippers, also walked out from the exit of the theater.
With his hands in the waistband of his shorts, he walked the Nezha-style figure-eight leisurely step he had just learned, humming a newly learned minor tune:
"I'm a little monster, free and at ease. Kill people without blinking, eat people without salt. One bite of seven or eight, the belly will burst. The thatched house went to, and remembered forgetting to bring paper. ”
The masterpiece "Nezha" brought Li San's soul shock, to tell the truth, it is still very big!
"If I had studied animation design at the beginning, if I had been lucky enough to participate in the production of this hit animated movie, how much money would I have to make?
"Ding, ding, ding!"
"!" Li San said secretly: "Is this the reason why the sound effect in the theater is too good?
"Ding......
"Detection of host mass ......"
A neutral voice sounded in Li San's mind.
"Host's nature: Bad reviews!"
"Ding! The system can only barely make do with it, and bind. The full name of this system is [The Strongest Fast Wear System in the Heavens and Ten Thousand Worlds, Heaven and Earth, Ancient and Modern, Chinese and Foreign Countries], referred to as [The Strongest Fast Wear System] or [This System] ......"
Suddenly, Li San was stunned!!
He stopped, standing on the spot.
Who can you change to, and not be confused?
If it's reading a novel or an online drama or something, and a system appears, it's not surprising!
After all, the stalk of the system, in online articles or online dramas, is also rotten on the street, right?
However, this is the real world that is "real and clear"!
Li San felt that if it wasn't for something wrong with his brain, how could there be such a second voice in his head, beeping endlessly?
"The strongest fast-traversing system, released to the host for the first novice quest ......"
Before Li San could finish the system's neutral voice, he screamed and wanted to run away.
"Damn! I've hit the evil ......"
"Oops!"
Maybe Li San ran too wild,
Maybe it's because the green plastic slippers he wears are too heelous,
He had barely run six or seven paces before his feet slipped, stumbled, and fell forward......
He bumped into a young woman in front of him who had just turned around and was broadcasting live outdoors on her mobile phone......
"Ah......h
"Click". The beauty's mobile phone was knocked out of Li San's hand and fell to the ground.
"You're sick!" scolded the beautiful woman angrily.
"Don't you walk with eyes? Your head hit my ...... You've knocked out my phone!"
A faint smell of perfume wafted into Li San's nostrils. Hmmm!Pretty good......
Li San raised his face and saw a strange young beauty in front of him with a slender figure and a fashionable white dress.
He saw the beauty up close, and the age of this beauty was between eighteen and twenty-one years old. She has a delicate melon seed face, fair complexion, bright eyes and sharp teeth, slender eyebrows, and delicate appearance.
"Hey?!, you bumped into me just now!" the woman asked angrily, "Don't you even say a word of apology? Are you dumb?"
As she spoke, she leaned over and picked up her phone and glanced at it.
Then, she was furious and turned the screen of her mobile phone towards Li San.
The beautiful woman yelled: "Look, you have cracked the screen of my new mobile phone, and you have lost money!"
Li San also saw that the mobile phone that had just been picked up had a very freehand pattern cracked on the screen......
Moreover, Li San also saw that the mobile phone was broadcasting live, this beauty is an anchor, and her online name is [Su Xiaodaji].
Li Sangang wanted to say sorry, and then thought that he was unlucky to lose money to the beauty in front of him, but who would have thought that at this time, the voice of the system sounded in his head again:
"The system releases the first beginner-level bonus mission:
As long as you apologize to the beauty in front of you, the host can get out of the current body with bad reviews, quickly wear it into the world of the Romance of the Gods, and become a powerful Nezha. ”
"Your system is very bad!" Li San scolded in his heart:
"If you want to cross or something, just look at the online article. It's really my turn, master, so I won't do it!
Isn't this just a disguised way to let me, young master, pass away immediately, immediately, and quickly?"
Thinking of Li San here, he felt that he must not be fooled by the system, and he must not apologize. But the money still has to be paid to other girls.
Li San took out his wallet from his shorts pocket very chicly, took out all the five hundred yuan, and handed it to the beauty.
He said: "This money is enough for you to change the screen of your mobile phone, right?
"Cut!" The beautiful Su Xiaoda was very angry and sneered: "Look at your attitude! Don't you even say a word of apology? With your little money, can you exchange the cost of my iPhone screen?"
"Love or not! That's all I have with me. Li San replied: "You are also responsible for this! Who told you to stop in the crowd and turn around and take a selfie? Otherwise, I won't be able to bump into you!"
Su Xiaoda said unrelentingly: "In this matter, if you don't compensate me for my losses, then I will call the police."
Do you know? If you delay this live broadcast of this Internet celebrity and mine, how much will I lose?"
"As big as you love, you can be!"
Li San stared at the other party's upper body and said disdainfully: "Your mobile phone screen is broken, I can admit compensation." I don't care if I delay your live broadcast or not! We are reasonable people. ”
"You don't want to run away!" Internet celebrity beauty Su Xiaoda grabbed Li San's wrist angrily.
"Ding!" Li San's mind sounded the voice of the system again:
"The host's mission to apologize to the beauty has failed!
However, according to the setting of this system, no matter whether the host can complete the novice task or not, he must quickly enter the world of the Romance of the Gods and become a powerful Nezha!
“3...... 2......”
Li San was stunned!
What kind of moth system is this?
If you don't complete the task, do you have to go through the world for a long time?
At this time, Li San only felt that he was lightheaded, his body was out of control, he threw himself forward, and fell into Su Xiaodaji's arms......
"Ahh
And Li San sighed: Is this the so-called "peony flower dies"?
“1。 "The last sound of the system's countdown is over.
Li San's eyes darkened, and he lost consciousness in an instant......
After the Internet celebrity beauty Su Xiaoda slapped Li San a few times, she flashed back. Li San fell to the ground and didn't move.
Su Xiaoda already felt: Tonight, she has met the strongest porcelain genius in history!
Suddenly, she felt that something was wrong. She leaned down and carefully pressed her white fingers against the left wrist of the fallen man.
Su Xiaoda exclaimed, "This person is dead!
Instead, this long-haired Internet celebrity beauty was so frightened that she cried bitterly:
"He's dead, but it's none of my business! Everyone is here to testify against me! I really don't want to go to jail! I'm going to shave my head in prison! Woo woo woo ......"
Nearby, those who had just finished watching the movie and came out quickly formed a large circle of onlookers, all to see the excitement......
Internet celebrity beauty Su Xiaodaji, in the end, still used her mobile phone, and while crying with fright, she was extremely nervous to call the police and also called the emergency number......
......
When Li San became conscious again, he saw that he was covered by a thick layer of pink flesh.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Ahh
Li San heard the screams of a group of women outside the pink flesh film covering him......
Li San wondered, what was wrong with him?
He wanted to struggle to see if he could tear the thick film of flesh with his hands. As a result, it was in vain.
Then, he tried to kick the flesh wrapping around him with his foot, but as a result, he felt that this big flesh film or big meat ball was more appropriate, and jumped like a bouncy ball......
"Youkai!"
"Madame gave birth to a big meat ball monster!"
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for crossing into the world of the Romance of the Gods. ”
"The host has successfully entered the spirit bead, please wait patiently for your father Li Jing, come with a sword in hand, and cut you out!
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