The goods that Medi sells this time are not meaningless gold bricks, not cultural artifact potatoes, and not empty courage, just a photo.

A most homely photo, red lanterns hung high, strings of big firecrackers pushed at the door, reflecting happy smiles, and the sticky smell of the New Year almost overflowed the photo.

The general looked at the people sitting in a group at the New Year's table, some of them were old and some were rare, some were big and some were small, and the people around him were holding chopsticks in their hands, holding the big fish and meat in front of the table, and the lights were bright, as if they had brightened his heart through the photo.

In the dark ages, the venerable people followed the subtle plan that was invisible to the naked eye, and fought bloodily all the way, and too many people fell to the dawn before the dawn of peace, and they could not see the plan that was actually within reach, and now the general saw such a plan.

"They...... Who is it?"

The general asked with a trembling tone.

"It can be your children and grandchildren, it can be your comrades-in-arms, and most importantly, the ordinary people you have guarded, who have inherited all of you, and equipped a country that is flawed but the best. ”

The expression on the general's face changed, and he held the photo with a hint of trembling as he always behaved roughly.

"Lawless, really put on so much meat, look at this fat boy looking at the chicken leg and still look disgusted, there is a woman who cuts holes in her pants too, I really don't know how to humiliate. ”

Although he was scolding, the general's voice and expression were unexpectedly gentle, and after watching it for a long time, he was sentimental.

"It's really a good dream, Lao Tzu doesn't believe in Buddhism, and I don't believe in those demons dancing wildly, but this time I want to believe in such a coming, thank you for your eyes, Lao Tzu doesn't have a few hands to use this worthless gun to exchange it with you. ”

The general placed the active pistol pinned to his waist on the table, then picked up the picture and turned to leave, his footsteps the same as when he came, but he measured a trace of indescribable things, that is, the iron will turned into steel, and all the confusion was destroyed.

"Don't be in a hurry to leave, General, I have good food, good meat, and good wine here, don't you sit down and talk about your story?"

Medi cleared the tea on the table and asked the silverfish to serve her daughter Hong, who was hiding under the tree, which was planned to be a dowry for Ling'er when she got married, and now no matter how much, it is not uncommon for the old man to talk about the timing of juvenile madness.

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After being full of wine and food, leaving a mess behind, Medi silently stood up and saluted the general, and then looked at the wisdom staff on the side.

"If you want to help him, you can wait for the establishment of the kingdom, not to mention the resources you have at hand, the discovery of hybrid rice alone can make more than a billion people hungry, as for now don't be irritable, the causal effect of the Hu Die effect, even I can't see through it." ”

Zhi Rod's Shi Shi Ran said, and Medi sighed slightly, and then the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, "We thought that doing business like this is actually not bad, Wisdom Staff." ”

"The position of the Emperor of Heaven ...... this position"

"That's a thing, I'm going to have to slack off on everything this time. ”

With that, Medi packed a large amount of leftovers into a piece and set it aside, then beckoned a disgruntled Black Charcoal to come and clean it.

Meow a succubus! Meow succubus! Even if you are the Grand Duke of the Emperor of Heaven, it is impossible for you to humiliate a succubus like this, even if Ben Heitan dies today!

"Joe, it's enough for a cat to have mice, there's no need to be so extravagant. ”

The silverfish looked at the leftovers that were let go by Medi with a little distress, and they could still be stored tonight.

Black Carbon lowered his head and swallowed widely.

The leftovers are so delicious!

"Didn't I tell you last night, I and I have already signed a left ticket with the gods, and we can live a little bit in the future. ”

Medi made a new pot of tea, flipped through the books and said comfortably: "Besides, Black Charcoal will have to help me wash the dishes and wash the dishes later, it's impossible to treat it too badly." ”

Meow a mi!

Black Tan stood up angrily, and then silently began to block the dishes and chopsticks.

The silverfish also tried to help, and after breaking the third plate, he realized that the plate could not play many tricks like a dagger, so he went to the backyard to practice in frustration.

In the guest hall, only Medi was left silently staring at the wooden door, and the Namek's sixth sense reported to him that the nervous guest had arrived.

He was able to sense a different kind of 'qi' from behind the door and unscrewed the doorknob, and then the figure slowly walked in, and what began to catch his eye was a black hair, and then a girl wearing a school uniform, full of exuding a cold temperament.

"Is this the nervous guest you want me to welcome?"

Medi turned her head to look at the staff, planning to confirm with it that the staff was gone.

"You are the legendary ...... Emperor of Heaven?"

The girl's eyes flashed with a strange color: "I heard a scepter say that you are the kind of emperor who can make heaven and earth fall in a single thought, no matter what I hope you can accomplish, right?" ”

Medi didn't deny it, but sighed slightly, "On the other hand, you have to give something commensurate with your hope as an equivalent exchange." ”

"Fair business, I don't have anything to give you. ”

The girl nodded silently, and then pointed to herself: "So I used my life and soul to sign a left coupon with you, the content of the left coupon is to protect a girl so that she can live a 'usual' life for the rest of her life, as long as you can fulfill this hope, I will punish you with you." ”

Medi was silent, it was normal for him to take this kind of business that was the heaviest when he heard it, this time it was different, and it was the best time to want to get out of touch with the position of the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor.

"It's just that, before I do that, I have to tell you clearly, since you know that I am the Emperor of Heaven, do you know what kind of business will happen to me?"

"As a magical girl who will eventually become a witch, I am naturally very clear. ”

"Then the soul pact is established, and the Emperor of Heaven Grand Duke Medi will serve you. ”

Medi tore off a piece of paper from the white book and handed it to the girl in front of her, and watched her write her name on the left book.

Xiao Meiyan?

When the left ticket was signed, Xiao Meiyan began to look at the treacherous Emperor in front of her.

Said to be the Emperor of Heaven, but in fact, it looked no different from humans, she thought that what she saw would be a monster with wings, goat horns, and huge hooves full of sulfur smell, but she only saw a Heavenly Emperor drinking tea and a tranquil breath.

Only the white book, which feels like human skin, tells that this man is not as supple as he seems.

The strength of the other party made Xiao Meiyan the most questionable, after a hundred cycles, she could clearly judge the strength of a person from thousands of battles, and the combat power of the Heavenly Emperor in front of her was only matched with that of an ordinary witch.

Although it was a helpless choice, could the Heavenly Emperor in front of him really handle Madoka from the clutches of the incubator?

"You can even rest assured. ”

After the left coupon was signed, the wisdom staff jumped out of nowhere and said proudly: "The combat power is not very nervous for the Grand Duke, he is the Heavenly Emperor who can rely on his brains to get to the status of the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor." ”

"Rely on cleverness?"

Xiao Meiyan's eyes were even more questioning: "My enemies are incubators who are unscrupulous to Xiaoyuan, they are pervasive, they can't be killed no matter how they kill, and they have no emotions, they are completely emotional, I don't think many Xiaolingli will be effective for such a race." ”

"No emotions, sentimentalists?"

Medi, who listened to Xiao Meiyan's words, was silent for a moment, then stood up and walked to the table to the side and began to transcribe the battle plan.

"Sensibility and sensibility both have their own points and shortcomings, and since the other party is an emotionalist, then their biggest weakness is confirmed...... If you have a wisdom scepter come over and tell me about the detailed environment of the Xiaomei Flame World, I must get all the information!"

The wisdom staff floated up, stood opposite Medi, and passed on all his inquiries about the magical girl Madoka world in the dream world to Medi.

"Grand Duke, you have successively lived on the land of the Magician, whose gravity is three times that of Earth, and you have a strong physique far beyond others, and you also have the ability to sweep the numbers of Nameks.

Although most of these abilities have turned into stamina and slumber, it has also given your combat power a qualitative surge, and now you can completely confront ordinary witches head-on...... Of course, it's just an ordinary witch, so please don't provoke a witch who is too strong. ”

What the staff was saying, Medi didn't pay attention, and the information that came through him made it clear to him what had happened in the dream world on the back of the door.

The hatchers, a race that has been raised in captivity like six animals, turn into cute creatures called Kewpies, abduct ignorant girls to sign up for so-called magical girls, and taunt those chaste hearts, making magical girls go wrong and spread hopeless witches.

The reason for this is not for fun, but for the purpose of the incubator is to collect a large amount of energy that overflows from the planned to the hopeless phase transition, and to collect this energy to slow down the heat death of heaven and earth, so that the livelihood of heaven and earth can continue, which is the purpose of the incubator.

Tsk, I'm a little upset.

The lingering laziness in Medi's eyes gradually retracted, and the temperament that usually comes from life in the past few days has begun to slowly change.

In the eyes of the wisdom staff, the poison man who caused the emperor to fall with a flick of a feather fan in Namek has found it again.

"If you are in trouble, you can ask for help from the Hell Side, and in the name of your Heavenly Emperor Grand Duke, most Heavenly Emperors will not disobey your call...... You'd better click on the left coupon first, and those who do business with the Emperor of Heaven will definitely go to hell behind their backs. ”

Scepter smiled complacently and disappeared in front of Medi and Hyori's eyes like a retard.

"Black Tan, you stay and watch the house, I have to go on another business trip. ”

After pondering for a while, Medi took the active pistol left by the persuader and the general, and took out Li Shimin's sword Chixiao from the shelf and pinned it to his waist, and then stepped out of the door with Xiao Meiyan and disappeared.

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By the time she came to her senses, Medi was in an apartment with a huge clock, all neatly clean, not like an ordinary woman's room, but like a revered monk's room.

Xiao Meiyan, who glanced at the clock, understood that her lips were pursed, she never expected that she had just gone to the other side of the door for a while, and so much time had passed.

I don't know if Madoka has suffered Kewpie during this time without her own protection.

"Among the left coupons, the girl you want me to protect is named Kamedoka...... Is she someone you're nervous about?"

Medi was not in a hurry at all, and when he came back into this world, he instinctively searched for a tea set.

"Well, she's the only person I'm around. ”

Medi noticed that it was only when talking about the so-called deereye circle that the cold-hearted woman softened that little.

"For the sake of a person around you, a hundred times in a loop, you say a little weird to the world of friendship...... It's not like it's 'love', love is about possessing each other's hopes, you just want each other to live a happy life, it's really a fresh guy. ”

Xiao Meiyan straightened her face again: "Are the Heavenly Emperors such porridge and gossip creatures? If I can, I plan to hear how your so-called 'cleverness' can help the prospects." ”

"Actually, I don't know as much about this world as you do, so let me listen to your battle plan as a reference. ”

The look of doubt in Xiao Meiyan's eyes was even stronger, she didn't say anything, but revealed her plan wantonly.

Kill all the Kewpies who will be found in front of Shikame's eyes, find the right time to show how dangerous the position of magical girl is in front of Shikame's eyes, and finally unite with the rest of the magical girls to fight against the future attack of the big boss Witch Night.

As long as Kewpie is not there, Madoka Shikame will not rise up in her yearning for magical girls.

As long as you see the cruel life of a magical girl, even if you yearn for it, you will be ruthlessly crushed.

In the end, as long as you can kill the night of the powerful witch, Kameka Madoka doesn't have the need to transform into a magical girl.

This is the action plan that Xiao Meiyan made for herself, even Medi, after reading it, she had to say sadly, "Call the police, Xiao Meiyan's classmates, I thought that simply calling the police was far more likely to succeed than your plan." ”

Xiao Meiyan raised her head slightly, she was not angry at Medi's words, but asked lightly: "Then the Grand Duke of the Heavenly Emperor, what wisdom do you have?"

"Wisdom doesn't count. ”

Medi snapped her fingers, and a golden glow flashed all around.

"Let me show you the strength of social people now. ”