Cui Shiyuan said: "Your rule is the eight words 'don't kill people who are powerless to fight back', isn't it?"

Cui Shiyuan said: "Can these eight words be changed?" Nanhai said angrily: "Lao Tzu's rules have been set, so naturally they can't be changed." ”

Cui Shiyuan said: "Can't change a word?" Nanhai said: "You can't change half a word." Cui Shiyuan said: "If it is changed, what is it?" Nanhai said angrily: "That's the son of the turtle bastard!"

Cui Shiyuan said: "Very good, very good! You didn't hit the wooden girl, but the wooden girl shot you with arrows, this is not 'fighting back', this is called 'striking first to be strong'." If you hit her, she will be seriously injured, and she will never be able to fight back.

Therefore, she is a powerful sneak attack, and she is powerless to fight back. If you kill her, then you have changed your rules, and if you have changed your rules, you will be a turtle son bastard. ”

He read the Confucian scriptures and Buddhist scriptures when he was a child, and he analyzed the few differences in the meaning of the text, and analyzed them very well, what "is not for it, not for it", what "white horses are not horses, solid stones are not stones", and what "there is no sex, very non-broken", and studied it clearly.

The South China Sea God roared wildly, grabbed his arms, and shouted, "You dare to call me a turtle son bastard!"

Cui Shiyuan said: "If you change the rules, you will be a bastard of the turtle's son." If the rules don't change, he won't be a son of a turtle. Whether you like to be a turtle son and a bastard, it all depends on whether you change the rules. ”

Shangguan Ling saw that his life and death were on the line, and in such a dangerous situation, he was still scolding the "turtle son bastard", thinking that the god of the South China Sea must be mad, twisted his neck, and felt sad for a while, tears came out of his eyes, turned his head, and couldn't bear to look at it again.

Unexpectedly, the god of the South China Sea froze when he gave him these words, thinking that if I broke his neck, I would kill a person who was powerless to fight back, wouldn't I have become a bastard son of a turtle?

A pair of small eyes stared at him, and his left hand gradually strengthened. Cui Shiyuan's arm bones rattled, he almost wanted to break, he almost fainted in pain, and said loudly: "I can't fight back, you kill me quickly!"

Nanhai Shen said: "I don't fall for you, you want to call me a turtle son bastard, don't you?" Cui Shiyuan only fell so that his eyes were dark, and it seemed that all his internal organs were shattered.

The South China Sea God muttered, "I'm not fooled! I won't kill you two little ghosts." ”

As soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed the green satin cloak on Shangguan Ling's body, hissed, and pulled it down. Shangguan Ling exclaimed in surprise and shrank back.

The god of the South China Sea raised his hand and waved out, and the cloak flew up, floating in the wind, like a huge lotus leaf, floating out of the cliff, falling on the Lancang River, fluttering downstream. Nanhai smiled cruelly: "If you don't take off the curtain, Lao Tzu will strip your clothes again!"

Shangguan Ling beckoned to Cui Shiyuan and said, "Come here." Cui Shiyuan limped up to her and shook his head sadly. Shangguan Ling turned his head to him, his back to the South China Sea God, and whispered, "You are the first man in the world to see me under the curtain!"

Cui Shiyuan's whole body was shocked, what he saw in front of him, like a crescent moon and clear light, like flowers and trees piling up snow, a face is beautiful and vulgar, but it is too pale, there is no blood, I think it is because she has been covering her face for a long time, two thin lips, and the blood is also very light, Cui Shiyuan feels that she is pitiful, delicate and tactful, where is a female devil who kills people without blinking?

Shangguan Ling put down the curtain and said to the South China Sea: "If you want to see my face, you have to ask my husband first." ”

Nanhai wondered, "Are you married, and who is your husband?"

Shangguan Ling pointed at Cui Shiyuan and said: "I once swore a poisonous oath that if any man sees my face, if I don't kill him, I will marry him." This man has seen my face, and I do not want to kill him, but I have to marry him. ”

Cui Shiyuan was taken aback and said, "This ...... This ......"

Nanhai was stunned and turned his head. Cui Shiyuan saw that he looked at him from top to bottom and bottom to top with a pair of small eyes like broad beans, only to make his heart furious and his back cold, just afraid that he would be furious and pounce on him and break his neck.

Suddenly, he heard the praise of the South China Sea god "tsk" a few times, his face was happy, and he said: "Wonderful, wonderful! Turn around quickly!" Cui Shiyuan didn't dare to disobey and turned around. The South China Sea God said again: "Wonderful, wonderful! You are very similar to me, you are very similar to me!"

No matter what he said, it was not as surprising as the four words "you are very similar to me", and both of them thought: "This is inexplicable, you are strong in martial arts, ugly in appearance, what is like you? Not to mention adding the word 'very'?"

Nanhai jumped up, jumped to Cui Shiyuan's side, touched the back of his head, pinched his hands and feet, and squeezed his waist and eyes a few times, grinned openly, laughed, and said, "You really look like me, really like me!"

grabbed his arm and said, "Come with me!" Cui Shiyuan was confused and asked, "Where did you tell me to go?" Quickly prostrate, and I beg you to take you as a disciple. As soon as you ask, I will immediately answer. ”

This time it was really unexpected by Cui Shiyuan, and he snorted: "This ...... This ......"

The god of the South China Sea danced with his hands, as if he had picked up the most precious treasure in the world, and said: "You have long hands and long feet, convex cheekbones, soft waist, smart and agile, not very old, and a man, you are really a martial arts wonder."

Look, don't my cheekbones look like you?" he said, turning around. Cui Shiyuan touched the back of his head, and felt that his cheekbones seemed to be similar to him, but he didn't expect that he said "You are very similar to me", but the two of them had the same skull.

The South China Sea God turned around with a smile and said, "Our Nanhai faction has always had a rule, each generation is a single transmission, and only one apprentice can be accepted. My dead apprentice 'Little Evil God' Sun Sanba, the back of his skull is far from being as good as yours, he can't learn me a thing, he died well, and he is completely clean, lest I kill him with my own hands, so as to accept you as an apprentice. ”

Cui Shiyuan couldn't help but shudder, thinking that this person was so cruel and vicious, he only saw someone with good qualifications, so he wanted to kill his apprentice in order to change his disciple, not to mention that he didn't want to learn martial arts, even if he wanted to learn martial arts, he would never want to worship such people as teachers.

But if he refuses, a catastrophe will come, and just when there is nothing to be done, the South China Sea evil god suddenly shouted: "What are you sneaking about? Get out of here!"

I saw more than a dozen people coming out of the bushes, and Granny Gongsun, Granny Sun, and the sword man were all among them. It turned out that as soon as the South China Sea god reached the top of the cliff, Cui Shiyuan could no longer throw stones to block the enemy, so this cadre took the opportunity to climb up.

These people crouched in the bushes, and although they were all holding their breath, they could escape the ears of the gods of the South China Sea? He was so happy that he didn't lose his temper for a while, and he glanced at Gongsun and Granny with a smile, and shouted, "What are you doing here?" Are you here to congratulate my old man on accepting a good apprentice?"

Granny Gongsun pointed to Shangguan Ling and said, "We are here to arrest this little girl and avenge our partners." ”

Nanhai said angrily: "This little girl is my apprentice's wife, who dares to take her?

Everyone looked at each other and was surprised.

Cui Shiyuan said boldly: "I can't worship you as a teacher." I've already had a Master......"