Chapter 3 Fight and upgrade a fart

The Taoist priest looked up to the sky and laughed, which made the little monk gradually dissatisfied, so he said, "Why is the Taoist chief laughing?"

The Taoist priest sighed with emotion: "You Buddhists, you are the most prone to extremes, including those who have attained the Tao, sometimes that brain is really dead, do you know why?"

The little monk frowned slightly.

The Taoist priest smiled and said, "That's because you didn't listen to your own words, but listened to the Buddha's Dharma." ”

Hearing this, the little monk was stunned for a moment, and the next moment he glared angrily, and the Buddha beads in his hand were waved directly to the Taoist priest, and he shouted: "Ghosts are ghosts! Today, the little monk will send you to see the Buddha!"

Looking at the annoyed little monk, the Taoist priest laughed, and for the string of Buddhist beads flying towards him, he casually held it in his hand.

Playing with the Buddha beads in his hand, the Taoist priest looked at the little monk with interest and said, "You sent me to see the Buddha? Have you seen him? Do you think he doesn't exist at all?"

A sentence was like a heavy hammer, hitting the little monk's heart hard, his brain was stunned for a while, his body couldn't stop trembling, and finally he trembled his lips and said: "Buddha, in my heart!"

Looking at the little monk's appearance, the Taoist priest sneered, groped his chin and said, "Then why did you send me to see the Buddha? Oh, I see, it turns out that you want me to see your heart!"

The Taoist priest shook his head and said, "Tsk, this is too polite, but I can say okay first, after your heart is taken out, the poor Dao can not be put back." ”

The next moment, the little monk died of anger.

And the Taoist priest naturally didn't really dig out his heart, he looked at the little monk who fell to the ground and opened his mouth to suck.

"Oh, well, it's no wonder those demons and monsters like to eat our Taoist priests and people with cultivation, it's really fragrant. ”

The Taoist priest said, "Although I still can't feel anything." ”

"Well, now it's your turn. The Taoist priest turned to look at the female ghost in red and said.

At this moment, the face of the female ghost in red was quite pale, and the dress on her body was a little dull, but it was strange that there was an inexplicable force that was constantly replenishing her consumption.

The Taoist priest observed carefully for a while, but did not find anything abnormal, and couldn't help but exclaim: "The world is so big that there are no surprises, and you can't underestimate any living beings." ”

Saying that, the Taoist priest hugged the female ghost in red, "The movement here just now will definitely attract a lot of things, so it's better to leave quickly." ”

The next moment, the divine power was activated, and the Taoist priest quickly left with the female ghost in red.

Not long after the two ghosts left, figures appeared around the village.

Silently looking at the scene in the village, these ghosts felt a tremor in their hearts, and suddenly their hearts moved.

Boom! The monstrous gray-white flames suddenly rose, engulfing the area for five kilometers in an instant.

Wailing in the sky.

The Taoist priest stood in the treetops, looked at the flames rising not far away, and nodded in satisfaction.

But then his complexion changed, and his figure flashed one after another.

Two seconds later, on the tree he had just left, a slender black shadow jumped from the bottom to the top.

As if sensing that the people above had left, the dark shadow gradually dissipated.

Click, clickβ€”after the shadow left, the original green trees dried up instantly, and the wind blew and fell to the ground.

"Huh-there are really a lot of people in this mountain, why are those all kinds of things?!" As the sense of crisis in his heart gradually faded, the Taoist priest stopped and said with palpitations.

"Huh, and!" The Taoist priest continued to run.

After running over five or six times in succession, the Taoist priest finally found a safe place.

It was a small village that looked like a street.

Throwing the female ghost in red to the ground, the Taoist priest sat on the ground and wondered: "What the hell, why are there so many ghosts here?"

"Am I so attractive?"

"Or is she more attractive?" Looking at the female ghost in red, the Taoist priest scratched his head.

"It's also possible that there is something else, well, if it's pure bad luck, it can't be helped. ”

After a casual analysis, the Taoist priest had time to take a look at the village next to him, uh, a street.

It's okay not to look at it, but when I saw that the Taoist priest was startled again, he subconsciously grabbed the female ghost in red and was about to run away.

"What, scared the poor to death. After seeing it clearly, the Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief.

"A village formed by a group of outlaws? Looking at the surrounding farmland, the Taoist priest had a conclusion in his heart.

"Forget it, it's better not to meddle with things, they can solve the affairs of the living themselves, I'd better take care of myself first. Shaking his head, the Taoist priest yawned.

"I'm still used to sleeping at night, they can't see us anyway, so let's just put it to sleep. The Taoist priest said and lay on the ground.

"Anyway, the sunshine shouldn't have much of an impact on me. Muttering, the Taoist priest looked at the female ghost in red.

"Well, what if she wakes up and kills me directly?!" Thinking of this possibility, the Taoist priest sat up from the ground.

"Yes, I won't sleep. Looking at the night sky blankly, the Taoist priest looked loveless.

"Anyway, why should I save this little girl? I didn't even have to sleep. Looking at the side face of the female ghost in red, the Taoist priest muttered to himself.

"It's good-looking, but I didn't save it because you were good-looking. ”

"But if you're ugly, maybe you won't be saved, it's really a world of faces. ”

"Huh, what is this?" Suddenly, the Taoist priest's face changed.

Beside the female ghost in red, a coffin loomed.

It was a coffin with a black predominance, but visible to the naked eye, the white part was spreading.

"Is it because of this thing that she's fine?" the Taoist priest thought to himself.

For his own moves, he had some bottom in his heart, and at that time, it was reasonable to say that it would be difficult for the female ghost in red to survive.

At that time, the Taoist priest thought in his heart that if the female ghost in red could survive, then he would save her, and if she couldn't survive, it would be okay to die.

And as a result, contrary to the Taoist priest's expectations, the female ghost in red not only survived, but even the injuries were not very serious.

As for why she is still in a coma now, well, the Taoist priest's guess is that she is too emotional and needs to be slowed down.

"I don't know what that coffin is, well, it doesn't look like ordinary people can have it. The Taoist priest thought to himself.

"Did she conceive it herself, or did she snatch it from somewhere else?" ”

"Yo, wake up!" Seeing the red-clothed woman's eyebrows and eyes move slightly, the Taoist priest said with a smile.

Opening her eyes weakly, the red-clothed female ghost looked at the Taoist priest beside her and asked softly, "Daoist, am I still alive?"

The Taoist priest smiled, "If it weren't for me, even if you were still alive, it wouldn't be you." ”

Thinking about what had happened before, the female ghost in red knew that what the Taoist priest in front of her was true.

But then she became even more curious, "Why did you save me? Aren't you Taoist priests all ghost killers?"

The Taoist priest spread his hands, turned his neck 360 degrees helplessly, and said, "Oh, I'm dead too." ”

"It's nice to be a ghost, and you can do a lot of things you couldn't do before. The Taoist priest said:

"Because, we are ghosts, and ghosts do everything as a matter of course. ”

The female ghost in red looked at the Taoist priest suspiciously, and said, "You, just because of this, save me?"

"Hehe, of course not, mainly because you're pretty, phew! You're better, otherwise you'd be dead now. The Taoist priest looked at the coffin shadow beside the red-clothed female ghost and said.

didn't mind the words of the Taoist priest, and the female ghost in red nodded silently.

The Taoist priest said, "What is in your coffin?"

The female ghost in red thought for a moment and said calmly, "Ghost." ”

"yes, lying isn't a good boy. The Taoist priest said with a smile.

The female ghost in red pursed her lips, "I've been dead for hundreds of years, and it's not certain who is older than who!"

The Taoist priest's face changed and he said, "Then, granddaughter, tell grandpa what is in the coffin?"

The female ghost in red pointed at the Taoist priest and wanted to scare him back, but when she thought that she might not be able to beat him, she felt that it was no big deal.

The female ghost in red said depressedly: "It's a child." ”

"Where did you come from?" the Taoist priest asked.

The female ghost in red shook her head, "I don't know about this, but I can know that she doesn't have any family, as if she is a slave." ”

The Taoist priest said strangely: "Can you still see her memory?"

The female ghost in red nodded, "Yes, but it can only be within three years." ”

The Taoist priest nodded and asked, "By the way, how old were you when you died?"

The female ghost in red thought for a moment and hesitated, "It seems to be nineteen years old." ”

"How did you die?" the Taoist priest asked.

The female ghost in red lowered her head and said, "Kefu is dead." ”

The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, "You are married, phew, what kind of Kefufa is it?"

The female ghost in red returned to normal and said, "Just when I just passed the door, the man fell down from drinking, and his brain hit the corner of the table, and he died. ”

The Taoist priest took a large number of female ghosts in red, "So you are?"

The female ghost in red sighed, "Accompanying the funeral, I don't know where that ghost place came from This broken rule, husband and wife, if the man dies, the woman will be buried together, and if the woman dies, the man must continue within a month." ”

The Taoist priest was shocked, "Poor Dao has been walking on the mainland for so many years, and I have never heard of such a thing!"

The female ghost in red looked up at the sky, "I was also deceived, who knew they had this rule there? If you had known, you would have killed me, uh, I won't go for three days when I'm hungry!"

Looking at the cute appearance of the female ghost in red, the Taoist priest laughed, and then looked a little pity.

Alas, what a good girl, just dead like that, it hurts to think about it!

"By the way, do you remember that place?" the Taoist priest asked with a stir in his heart.

The female ghost in red showed a bright smile, "Don't worry, I have already killed the people there." ”

Well, with the cutest look, say the most ruthless words.

The Taoist priest laughed twice, "That's good, I'm still thinking that if it doesn't be solved, I'll go with you." ”

"It's long forgotten now. The female ghost in red said, "By the way, why are you chatting with me here, don't you have anything to do?"

The Taoist priest's eyes lit up, "Do things, phew! Of course there's nothing to do, now it's like this, don't worry about life, if you're careful, it's basically a casual wave, of course it's what you want to do." ”

"So, you want to talk to me now?" asked the female ghost in red?

The Taoist priest spread his hands, "The main thing is still idle, think about it, what else can you do if you don't talk to me????"

"Uh-" The female ghost in red thought for a moment, feeling that what the Taoist priest said made sense.

"So, I'm going to sleep now, good night. The Taoist priest said and lay down on the ground.