In the past few days, there has been an anecdote in Qingyang City that has made many people laugh.

Legend has it that the young master of the Li family in Qingyang City had an inexplicable spark with a dog.

The good deeds rushed to tell each other, chewing the root of the tongue and continuing the interpretation of the lotus flower, a rumor that originally did not know whether it was true or false, in just one or two days, became the most lively after-dinner conversation in the market.

In such and such a family, no one cares about the rumors that whoever is a big official and whose wife has stolen people again.

Yihong Mansion has a new hot news such as a top brand, which is also a little less fun.

For a while, Li Xian, the little young master of the Li family, who was just eighteen years old, had no outstanding talent, and had not made any achievements, had great signs of being on par with the people of Qingyang City.

As the party concerned, Li Xian is still unconscious on the bed in his room, three days have passed since that night, and the famous Lang Zhong in the city has come one after another, and the little young master of the Li family in Qingyang City who is not very noticeable has no sign of waking up.

The line of sight begins to clear.

It seems to be a little conscious.

Li Xian, who opened his lips, shouted: "Come to class, I ate chicken butts several times last night, and I blame you for picking your feet......

No one responded.

Li Xian, who sat up slowly, screamed after hearing the sound of compact footsteps: "Young master is awake, young master is awake......"

Subconsciously covered his ears, squinted and looked around blankly, there were no upper and lower beds, and there were no other three lazy pigs who would never get up before ten o'clock muttering, and the unfamiliar room was like a certain arranged costume set.

Before Li Xian could begin to distinguish whether this was a dream or reality, and before he could confirm his slap, a group of people walked in.

Li Xian coldly sent out three questions of the soul:

"Who am I?"

"You are my son, I am your father. ”

"Where is this?"

"It's over, I'm a fool. ”

"What's going on?"

"Hurry up, get the dung scoop and ......"

Li Xian, who has been reading online novels since junior high school, probably understands his current situation.

Some clear information began to pour into his mind, he was surprised and delighted, too lazy to think about his current situation, tired of the endless, boring college life, Li Xian, who had crossed over, seemed to have a little more finally liberated release.

"Impossible, starting from the orphanage, where did you come from?" I don't know which tendon is wrong, Li Xian still can't accept this crossing that doesn't play cards according to the routine, so he simply complained.

Starting Point, Orphanage......

Li Mingshan's eyes widened, it's broken, this is a demon.

Li Xian knew that things were no longer under his control, and he could only look for things that were useful to him from the limited conditions, he stared at Li Mingshan, the cheap father in front of him, and his eyes lit up: "Dad, is there anyone who will withdraw from the marriage?"

Li Mingshan, who was less than fifty years old, stared at the only son, and his eyes glared at the boss: "What kind of divorce did you withdraw? ”

Almost at the same time, more than a dozen people present looked at Li Mingshan at the same time, as if they understood it, and they didn't believe the rumor that had been popular in Qingyang City for three days, but now they believed it two or three points.

No one has ever divorced?

Li Xian was disappointed for a while, so how could he shout "Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the young man to be poor......"

"What about the family competition, a martial arts competition or some spiritual root test or something?" Li Xian still didn't give up, the family competition, when the spiritual root test, the golden finger should almost appear.

Li Mingshan swallowed his saliva, this child is getting more and more serious, and he has no choice but to say: "What kind of family is big? Our Li family has been in business for generations, mainly officials, and it has been many years ago that people who practice martial arts appeared. ”

After failing to make a plan, Li Xian looked for it on the bed like crazy: "Ring, where is the ring?"

I don't know what kind of ring this little young master who walked before the ghost gate was closed, and finally woke up to find a ring, everyone was in a hurry, and under the command of Li Mingshan, they looked for rings everywhere.

After a while, more than a dozen rings of all kinds were placed in front of Li Xian.

Li Xian looked at them one by one, shouted a lot, and bit his finger to get some blood on the ring, and Li Xian, who grinned in pain, was stunned and didn't find the "old man".

looked at the stupid people in the house, there was everything, only Li Mingshan calmly warned everyone, don't care, wake up is better than anything else, let him "go crazy".

"Ding!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

......

Throwing the ring, Rao is Li Xian shouted all the onomatopoeia he could think of, and he didn't hear the cold system prompt.

Extremely disappointed, he rolled around on the bed and said something that everyone present could not understand.

"No ring, no grandfather, no system, how can you survive in this world where the weak eat the strong and respect martial arts, isn't it as easy to be trampled to death as an ant?"

"Xian'er, what's wrong with you, are you uncomfortable?" asked Li Mingshan with concern.

After rolling for a while, Li Xian, who was out of the way, swallowed the sentence that he had just prepared, "I act all my life, why do I have to explain it to you", which he had dreamed of pretending to be forced in a different world several times.

"By the way, Dad, where is the cliff?"

Li Mingshan was so frightened that he rushed up with someone: "Quick, hold him down." ”

"You belong to a dog, don't bite. ”

"It hurts me. ”

Li Xian was very sad and angry, there may be martial arts cheats under the cliff, Jiuyang Shengong......

......

In the pavilion in the backyard of the Li family, Li Xian sat on the stone bench, leaning his shoulders against the pillar, sighing, and muttering: "I knew earlier, it was better to eat in the dormitory and wait for the game to die." ”

Sun Youcai, the personal servant next to him, couldn't understand the words in the mouth of this weird-tempered young master that were similar to gibberish, and stood aside respectfully.

Li Xian was full and his mind was clear.

The fusion of memories made him fully understand his "past and present lives" and what the world was like.

What's even more annoying is that when he crossed over that night, he made a joke that was not big or small, and now he is ashamed like a girl to be married, and he can't go out.

"Did the guy who saw that scene have something wrong with his brain, that dog is crazy and wants to bite me, I just wore ...... No, I don't have anything on my hands, such a big dog, I can't help it, I grab the dog's legs with both hands and press it to the ground. Can this go out and talk nonsense? What is it talking about? No matter how bad my brain is, I don't think much about a dog. It's still a female dog, you say it's a coincidence. Seriously, that dog is really crazy, chewing the root of his tongue all day long, what has happened. ”

Sun Youcai couldn't help but not laugh, he still understood this young master since he was a child: "Young master, it's all nonsense, it's really a misunderstanding, but those people's mouths can't be blocked, young master, you have to think of a way." ”

Li Xian is too lazy to think about it, he has nothing else, and he still has the cheeks.

It's really a coincidence that there is no book.,That night he just fought with his roommate in the dormitory.,Until two o'clock in the middle of the night.,A little sleepy.,Eating chicken and eating chicken butt.,Scolding and complaining to each other a few words.,The guy who didn't play the game came casually: "When is it?,If you don't sleep.,If you don't become a fairy, you'll cross over." ”

Li Xian got down from the top bunk, didn't stand firmly, stumbled into something, and when he came back to his senses again, he came to a strange place.

Yesterday, he learned that it was the ancestral hall of the Li family.

Before he could think about what to do, a big black dog, a very large dog, rushed over and bit him like crazy.

Li Xian, who is also a seven-foot man, knew that he couldn't run away, he couldn't be faster than a dog, so he looked for an opportunity while running, and finally pressed the dog to the ground, pressed his hind legs with both legs, grabbed the front legs with both hands, and didn't have time to catch his breath, celebrating the catastrophe and not dying, I don't know where to run out of a thousand knives, and exclaimed: "What are you doing? Let go of that dog." ”

I just remembered to explain and chase it, but it turned out that I couldn't move, and as soon as I let go, the mad dog that I had managed to control came up again.

Just the next day, the rumor that the young master of the Li family had attacked a dog quickly spread in Qingyang City.

At that time, Li Xian and the dog fought back and forth a few more times, and when someone came, they subdued the vicious dog and rescued Li Xian, who had fainted and had a lot of dog hair on his mouth.

Before fainting, Li Xian swore that he would never put the mantra "the dog on his lips" in the future.

After crossing the matter of being bitten by a dog and lowering the luck of the traverser, Li Xian didn't even bother to think about the slightest memory.

Lang Zhong said that he had almost recovered, and he had nothing to do, so he stayed at the Li family all day and was too lazy to go out.

The food came to open his mouth, and the clothes came to stretch his hand, but it made him slowly accept the fact that he didn't even have a golden finger.

When I was going out today, I ran into several children of the Li family, all of whom had blue noses and swollen faces and shrugged their heads.

This is a few guys who have also followed those rumors about Li Xian in the past few days, Li Xian suddenly became interested and asked one of them: "What's the matter?

The guy who wasn't too old couldn't avoid it, and he bumped head-on, so he could only nod stupidly: "Hmm." ”

Li Xian was taken aback, it didn't look like a joke, he just asked casually.

He asked the one next to him, "What about you, bitten by a dog?"

The man nodded, too.

Li Xian was a little confused.

It's not like a prank.

Unconvinced, Li Xian continued to ask the third: "What about you, you were gnawed by a pig?"

Thinking that no one would nod this time, the guy nodded anyway.

What's the situation?

Before he could laugh out of his depression these days, something even more outrageous came, and the fourth said that he had been bitten by a rabbit.

The four of them looked at Li Xian, who was rolling on the ground with his stomach covered, and left with a scolding scold.

But in the next few days, the continuous news not only made Li Xian unable to laugh, but also the smiles on the faces of the residents of Qingyang City who used to chew their tongues all day long also disappeared.

The incident of being bitten and gnawed continued to escalate, and people began to be bitten to death by various crazy animals, and the death toll continued to increase, and even traces of unknown beasts appeared in Qingyang City.

For a time, the people of Qingyang City, which had been in peace for a hundred years, were panicked and stormy.

People from all walks of life came.

The master of the sect is here.

Even the Beiyang Dynasty sent top masters to Qingyang City to investigate the truth.

Unlike those frightened ordinary residents of Qingyang City, Li Xian walked in the Li family's compound with a little raised eyebrows, with a sentence written on his face: "Look, Lao Tzu is not wrong, that dog is really wrong, it is really crazy, you still don't believe it." ”