Chapter 13: Who Are You Brother (2nd Update)
Lu Qingyang didn't dare to bring a mirror to Merlin after all, he got down from the stage, walked to Xue Zha's side, and begged in a small voice: "Xue Xiaoyou, stop playing, old and decay...... The old man knows it's wrong, please...... Please let Mei Gongzi recover, and if you continue to play, you and I will not be able to get any benefits. ”
"Yo he! I can't get a benefit? I don't play, can I get a benefit?"
Xue Zha shook his head and sneered, he didn't eat Lu Qingyang's set at all.
Just kidding: Is it so easy to give in and let you continue to target me?
"Don't bow your head to me, don't think I'll let him go!"
Xue Zha dropped this cruel sentence and turned around directly in the direction of the toilet.
After taking two steps, he remembered that he didn't know where the toilet was, so he hurriedly turned his head and asked, "Old Lu...... Where is your toilet, it's a thatched house...... Where's the hut?"
Lu Qingyang was thinking about it, he was hesitating, he was a dignified scholar, should he be unscrupulous?
But he was not in a hurry to blackmail Xue Zha, and in the front row of the guests, two people stood up.
One is Princess Lanqing with a green veil on her face, and the other is Lei Rui, who is burly.
The two rubbed over Lu Qingyang's shoulders, and came to Xue Zha's side at the same time, a man and a woman had sunny smiles on their faces, among which Lei Rui also relied on himself to be a man, politely put his hands around Xue Zha's arm and said, "Let's go...... Brother, brother will take you!"
"Who are you?"
Xue Zha didn't give Lei Rui face at all, he flicked his arm, took a step directly to the left, and put his other arm against Princess Lanqing's body awkwardly, he smiled and said, "Beauty, take me to the toilet!"
Princess Lanqing took a sip, but she knew how important Xue Zha was to the imperial brother, and if she wanted to wait for her father to pass away and let the imperial brother ascend the throne, she had to lobby everywhere to let all the heroes and talents join the imperial brother's command.
She didn't resist Xue Zha's behavior of eating tofu, but Princess Lanqing turned her eyes lightly, and swept to Xue Zha, this good young man of the earth who had experienced the thousands of postures of the teachers, still had a small heart trembling, and he suddenly had the feeling of stepping into the realm of kings.
Xue Zha didn't dare to taste more, he hurriedly moved some salty pork knuckle a little, and covered up the embarrassment with a cough, and then said, "Trouble beauty." ”
Princess Lanqing scolded in her heart: There are thieves who don't have the guts of thieves!
But on her lips, she smiled sweetly, took the initiative to grab Xue Zha's wrist, and took him straight to the thatched house of the Lu University Scholar's Mansion.
Lei Rui stood in place embarrassed, he was about to scold the eighteenth generation of Xue Zhe's ancestors in his heart, and at this moment, his dignified little marquis Lei Rui had a hot face and a cold ass, "Hehe......"
Lei Rui is also strong in his heart, otherwise he would not have insisted on abandoning martial arts and following literature under great pressure.
He turned back to his seat, and glanced at Merlin, who was still a bearded man, from a distance, he lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders and snickered secretly, and said in his heart: Compared with him, I seem to be much stronger!
At the scene of the poetry meeting, Lu Qingyang's intestines were all repentant, and what he needed to consider now was no longer how Merlin and his father felt, what he needed to consider now was: If the matter of Princess Lanqing's service Xue Zhe spreads and is known by His Majesty the Emperor, and then this incident originally happened in his Lu Qingyang's bachelor's mansion, this ......
Lu Qingyang felt that it was really not smooth for the prime minister to do things this time.
Xue Zha didn't let Lu Qingyang wait longer, and he didn't let everyone's discussion ferment for too long.
Princess Lanqing and him came back one after another, the two of them were arrogant and aggrieved, they were the order of men and women, and when everyone saw Princess Lanqing with her head down and followed Xue Zha aggrievedly, her heart was like 10,000 paws scratching a cat, all kinds of chaotic, unbearable, and gossip ideas were popping out, and several of the people who were stimulated were red-eyed.
"They...... Did anything happen to them in that short period of time? Did something happen to them?"
"Princess...... Princess, why is her cheeks crimson, is it ...... But why does Xue Zha seem to be nothing? Does he want to throw it away after using the princess?"
"The woman's grievances are like a little daughter-in-law, and the man's head is held high and his toes are high, is it ...... This kid is so fierce?"
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These voices sounded in everyone's hearts, no one was stupid enough to really say it on such an occasion, after all, the man was a shocking Tianjiao, and the woman was also the favorite little daughter of the old emperor of the dynasty after all.
But unlike everyone else's thinking, it was Merlin, who now wanted to know what he looked like, which made a perfectionist too uncomfortable.
As soon as he thought of the conversation between Xue Zha and Lu Qingyang, as soon as he recalled the discussions, exclamations and strange eyes of the people around him, his heart was like being grilled on a fire, and he was anxious.
As soon as he saw Xue Zha coming back, he immediately jumped in front of Xue Zha and stretched out his hand to poke it, Merlin wanted to sneak Xue Zha up and shouted angrily.
However, he heard Xue Zha say in a cold tone: "Let go of me, otherwise...... I'll let you die!"
This voice, coupled with the knife-like eyes that suddenly shot out of his eyes, Merlin subconsciously let go, and then, Xue Zha, just glanced at him faintly, raised his right hand and snapped his fingers, Merlin shrank like an inflated ball, and turned back into that beautiful man with a plump spirit and a well-proportioned body.
Princess Lanqing was afraid that Merlin wouldn't know, so she hurriedly took out a small mirror from her cuffs, she smiled and handed it forward and said, "Brother Merlin, Brother Xue Zha was joking with you just now, your appearance is too cute, I am afraid that you will entangle Brother Xue Zha when you see it, so ...... I didn't show you the mirror back then. ”
Merlin didn't hear what Princess Lanqing said at all, he snatched the mirror and saw his familiar face from the flat and smooth mirror, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Thank you. ”
Merlin handed the mirror back to Princess Lanqing, and after lightly thanking her, she turned around and returned to her place.
When he sat down, he propped his chin up with his hand and thought: before...... Why did I stand up, why did I have to see what I looked like, what just happened?
Merlin didn't even notice himself, in addition to the etiquette he should have when dealing with people on weekdays, in addition to remembering the faces and appearance characteristics of those people, he couldn't remember anything except poetry, this may be the price of the "poetry bookcase", he can't hold too many other things in the bookcase except "poetry", sad!
Xue Zha returned to his seat, and Princess Lanqing also held a pair of guqins obliquely, looking at him from a distance, ready to play a song for him.
This is what Princess Lanqing and Lu Qingyang have discussed before, if Xue Zha can't force it, then the two of them will have to change to a soft one, and use Princess Lanqing's eyes and language as a guide, and ask Xue Zha to write a poem, otherwise, their poetry meeting will be a complete failure.
Princess Kelanqing's flattering eyes were like throwing them to a blind man, Xue Zha turned a blind eye, and in his sight, there were only fruits in front of him that he couldn't finish eating, and those teas that felt good.
"Hmm...... Lao Lu, I'm almost done eating, I want the people in your house to get me some more, this ...... Especially this pear, the thief is delicious, come and have more!"
"Hmm...... I don't drink the tea in front of you, this pot of tea will be mine!"
"Hmm...... Whoever is that, you don't eat the fruit and attract flies, come and come to me, go back and help you write a good poem!"
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Xue Zha didn't just eat what he was in front of, he also robbed other people's, a good poetry meeting, it was almost a tea party by him, plus a small half of the fruit tasting conference!