Chapter 203: Offering Ugliness
The lights reflect the breaking waves of the big ship, and it is very pleasant to stand at the bow of the ship and blow the evening breeze at such a speed.
The transverse flute plays a song, and the sound of the flute is transmitted along the evening breeze, which is even more chic.
At the same time, listening to the wailing behind him, I feel even more comfortable!
I only heard the few people behind me wailing to each other: "Who is that, you hurry up and say it, let that great immortal receive magical powers, it's really ugly!"
They didn't realize it yet, Gao Ming could hear them!
So, Gao Ming played the flute very cooperatively!
I'm sorry, I'm afraid of everything, but I'm not afraid of ugliness.
Several people immediately wept bitterly.
At this time, a rough female voice sounded behind her: "What are you doing, with a bitter face and hunched over like a crying old lady?"
Although the girl's voice was low, she could still hear that it was a woman's voice. However, judging from her words, has she also forgotten that she is actually a woman?
Someone pointed in the direction of Gao Ming and cried: "General, it's the one over there, this flute is really 'crying like a complaint', it's really grinding!"
The rough-throated woman said, "Let's go over and tell him not to blow it." ”
I only heard the person next to me explain: "I heard that person is a close confidant of the Heavenly Master, we don't dare to offend." ”
The woman chirped, "Something that doesn't make a difference!"
Then, only two lines of footsteps were heard striding towards this direction.
Gao Ming pretended not to notice, but only blew harder.
The woman approached and shouted, "Hey, brother, can you put down the murder weapon in your hand?"
Gao Ming pretended not to hear. Between the rise and fall of the flute, the body leaned forward and backwards, completely "immersed" in the performance.
The woman approached and patted Gao Ming on the shoulder: "Hey!"
Gao Ming turned around, oh, what a tall woman.
The woman's face can be called straight, with deep eyes and high nose, and the figure can be called upright, the height is taller than Gao Ming, and the front and back are particularly upright.
Looking at the attire, it should be an officer in the ranks of the Sailors. Behind him was a heroic woman, who should be her bodyguard.
Gao honked his horn and asked her with puzzled eyes.
Playing face to face, the sound of the flute penetrated the ears of the female officer. Suddenly, the woman's eyebrows furrowed, her head shrank back, and her lower lip unconsciously pulled down, revealing her clenched teeth.
Gao Ming fluttered while his eyebrows fluttered, and at the same time he stepped forward, pretending to ask with his eyes: Girl, what's the matter?
In fact, he just wanted to reduce the distance and increase the intensity of his attacks.
This is the standard "never died" performance.
The woman was shocked and took a step back, and shouted with one finger: "Shut up! Stop blowing! Blow again, and I'll be singing!"
The flute stopped abruptly.
Gao Ming was not frightened, but stunned!
His mouth was open in astonishment, and he forgot to play.
There was silence all around. Then, the people who were crying before were the first to react, and immediately shouted in horror: "Don't, the general spares his life!"
Gao Ming was shocked again!
It turns out that he is a fellow believer!
Gao Ming immediately clasped his fists and saluted: "Oh, yes, hello, it turns out that the girl still sings a good song, that's really good." It's hard to find a soulmate, so why don't we play a song together?"
The ones in the back: "......"
I heard the sound of a crash to the ground, and someone shouted: "Brother, what's wrong with you? Don't die! Wake up! Don't be afraid, the best way to eliminate fear is to face fear......
Fortunately, not everyone is as shameless as Gao Ming.
The female officer blushed suddenly, and said in a panic: "No, I can't sing well......"
Gao Ming said enthusiastically: "Oh, why are you still shy, why don't I get up first and set off the atmosphere?"
Then, the flute was horizontal, and the magic sound started again.
The woman was caught off guard, took a step back, took a deep breath, recovered from her shyness and panic, and snatched the loud flute.
Hmph, my mother didn't know what shyness was since she was a child, and she was caught off guard by this kid today.
Suddenly, he glared at Gao Ming angrily.
Gao Ming pretended to be surprised and asked, "What's wrong? I don't like this style? It's okay, I can change it!"
As he spoke, he reached for his flute.
The woman dodged and said, "I said, you have a little white face, you have fine skin and tender flesh, why are you so thick-skinned? You blow it so badly, do you know it? Your parents never taught you, don't disturb others?"
Suddenly, Gao Ming's hippie smile at the beginning suddenly converged, and he said indifferently: "I'm sorry, my parents didn't teach me." ”
The woman was immediately furious: "Hey, you guy!"
With a wave of his hand, the flute flew out.
"Let you blow!"
Gao Ming was startled, and flew after him and pounced.
The woman was even more shocked when she saw this, and rushed forward to pull Gao Ming, but only fell on the side of the boat.
Takaruto had already flown into the water.
The woman shouted anxiously: "Hey, don't be like this, I'll compensate you, I'll compensate you for a new one!"
Gao Ming didn't respond, Gao Ming's water nature was not very good.
The big boat cleaves the waves and drives the turbulent river to become more turbulent, and the roar rises and falls in the water.
As soon as he started to lock his eyes on the bamboo flute, he desperately rushed forward and held it in his hand as soon as possible. However, there was not enough water to bring back, but was pushed farther and farther by the waves raised by the big ship.
The woman also found that Gao Ming's water nature was not good, and she was in a hurry, so she got up and jumped down, leaving her escort to shout on the side of the ship: "General!"
Gao Ming was holding a bamboo flute in his hand, and he couldn't afford to fetch water, so he had choked on several mouthfuls of water.
At this moment, the woman jumped down, swam quickly towards Gao Ming, grabbed Gao Ming, and leaned towards the side of the boat.
The woman has excellent water nature, dragging Gao Ming with one hand, and can swim quickly in the water.
"General, come on!"
The people on board were quickly alarmed and quickly came to the rescue. Soon, two people were pulled onto the boat.
The speed of the boat is just too fast. In this short moment in the water, when the two of them were pulled up, they had already changed from the bow to the stern. If you delay a little longer in the water, you may be left behind.
Someone quickly brought a towel over, and the female general first took it and wiped Gao Ming's face, and then handed it to Gao Ming and asked him to wipe the water on his body.
And Gao Ming, after relieving himself, went to wipe the flute in his hand first.
The female general took another towel and wiped her face, and complained: "You man, why are you so impulsive, you don't have a brain to do things! ”
I only heard Gao Ming say coldly: "Thank you for the general's rescue, I will pay it back." ”
A cold tone, followed by no more words.
The woman was stunned for a moment and glanced at Gao Ming from behind the towel.
I saw Gao Ming sitting on the deck, his hair still dripping with water, but he was wiping the flute wholeheartedly, wiping and wiping.
The woman immediately lowered her hand, squatted down to look at Gao Ming, and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't know that this flute was so important to you." ”
Gao Ming was slightly surprised, looked up at the woman, and saw that the woman did look sincere.
Gao Ming never thought that he could make a creature like a female general apologize in a low voice.
But the female general ......
Gao Ming didn't know what to say anymore. I just sighed in my heart, practice, I still have to practice. even let a woman compare with each other.
At this time, the woman didn't know that Gao Ming had already reflected on herself in her heart, and when she saw Gao Ming looking up, the woman said earnestly: "I'm sorry." ”
Gao Ming pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled: "It's okay, speaking of which, it's still me who is wrong." ”
Gao Ming smiled, a little reluctantly. But in fact, Gao Ming really didn't care.
The woman thought that Gao Ming was still angry, and kept apologizing: "I'm really sorry." I'm usually like this, I'm a big grin, and I'm easy to be impulsive when I do things, but my brain is always hurtful and always doing some excessive things. Why don't you beat me up and get angry?"
Gao Ming couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and said, "No, general, I really don't blame you." ”
The woman asked, "Then you really forgive me?"
"Hmm," Gao Ming shook the water from the flute and nodded, "I forgive you." I shouldn't blame you in the first place, but I was at fault in the first place. ”
The woman said happily: "No, you play the flute at the bow of the boat and don't break the law, it's me who bullies people." In the future, you can blow if you want, no one can control you!"
What a change in attitude!
Gao Ming raised his head and smiled, and teased: "Will the general also come to sing together?
The female general struggled for a while, and gritted her teeth: "Okay!"
There is a kind of momentum that is open to the outside - the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, only you are willing to forgive us!
Gao Ming was stunned!
No, big sister, I'm kidding!