Chapter 84: Infinite Retardation
Thinking that the two planets in the orbit of the planet had entered a state of rotation, Medi nodded very freely.
"Is the sun rising and the moon setting?"
The Staff of Celestia floated in front of Medi's eyes: "I heard the mentally retarded say that you are drilling into the position of the god in order to deal with your own cause and effect, and now it seems that what you say is true." ”
"It's okay to do anything like that. ”
Basking in the sun and feeling the boiling and surging vital force, Medi yawned lazily and then turned back to the supermarket.
"I just know that after completing something interesting, I can get a good night's sleep by chance. ”
As soon as she spoke, Medi, who had returned to the supermarket, caught a glimpse of her wooden door being pushed open again, and the man who had come to buy a set of sets of suitcases came to him silently, sat on the sofa nearby and said, "Boss, do you have any wine here?"
Medi looked at his extremely decadent temperament up and down, and chuckled: "You are lucky, Li Shiminzhi paid me a bunch of Du Kang, but are you sure that you will not go crazy after drinking?"
"Do you think I still look like a man of strength?"
The man smiled bitterly and said, "Then Du Kang will bring me a bottle." ”
Medi shrugged her shoulders and brought the vat under the food counter to the man's eyes, taking out a large porcelain bowl to fill it for him.
Smelling the pungent taste, the man who was not very good at drinking drank the wine in one gulp, coughed while choking, and said in tears, "Good wine, another bowl!"
"Forget it, the people around you. ”
Pressing the wine jug, Medi said lightly: "You drink fǎ huì and spoil your body." ”
"It doesn't matter, my life is broken anyway. ”
As he spoke, it seemed that the ordinary man who was too hot unbuttoned his shirt drank more freely, and Medi also noticed a striking scarlet on his underwear.
And the man who noticed Medi's eyes smiled bitterly: "That's right, the boss is not afraid of scaring you, I killed someone, the very brutal kind, and it is estimated that there will be at least one life sentence." ”
"Did you kill the woman who made you green?"
Medi was filled with interest for him again.
"No, I didn't sinister her. ”
The man picked up the porcelain bowl again and drank it bitterly, 90% of the wine flowed out and wet his clothes, but he said with a drunken spirit: "After listening to the boss's words, we suddenly remembered how she was about pregnant in just one day, and my insurance footsteps have always been good before, so I turned over her mobile phone when I was suspicious, and sure enough, I found that she was unclear with another man one after another!"
"You killed the man?"
Medi, who was like a passing listener, guessed again.
"Not at first. ”
The man who snatched the wine from Medi's hand and gave himself a full laugh laughed, "She quibbled that she didn't want me to take the plate, but planned to report me step by step, and when I asked him who the man was......, do you know how she replied?
"Oh, there's a price to be paid for. ”
Medi lit the table and looked at the drunken patron: "It's not impossible to understand the mind of this female comrade, a man can open a harem, and a woman can naturally do it, although morality is enough." ”
The man smiled bitterly: "Then another of her lovers came to the door, shouting that I arrived first, and then waved a kitchen knife and wanted to cut me, how can a dead house be about my opponent of a mixed building, so he simply snatched his knife, and then wiped his neck like a pig, and then broke out this thing." ”
As he spoke, the patron threw a small red book in front of Medi's eyes, which was obviously a marriage certificate.
You're an outsider, a green victim. ”
Medi looked at the little red book, looked at the photo so that the glasses man had a pretty woman, and said thoughtfully, "What about the woman?"
"She was stupefied. ”
The man said with a smile: "A strong woman who is high up, she even forgot to run away, she only knew that she looked at me in horror, and the tent was busy undressing, I had to admit that this trick was very effective, I was too lazy to do anything to her, I threw her out of the stripes, and then a fire burned the house." ”
"How much more should we destroy the corpses now...... High-profile?"
Medi put the little red book down and squinted and said, "People around you, you don't seem to want to run away, I can clearly see the deepest twilight in your eyes." ”
"Since the house has her name, it was planned to be used as a wedding room. ”
As he spoke, the man pushed the suitcase in front of Medi's eyes and simply opened it, revealing a pile of colorful banknotes: "I'll be caught by the police soon, boss, if you don't dislike it, take it, I won't leave a penny to the slut." ”
"Don't you have any relatives?"
Medi indifferently glanced at the banknote with a cost of 0 and asked humorously.
"I'm just an orphan picking up rags in Tunzi. ”
The man smiled bitterly: "Boss, do you know what the group of people in my fellow villagers said when I left my hometown?"
"If you carry the well away, they will die of thirst?"
As she spoke, Medi waved her hand and shouted to Asami to activate the coffin that had been idle for a long time.
"They say that the waste products in the big city are much cheaper than those in the countryside, and I am really stupid to go to the city to pick it up. ”
The man who was about to lie down suddenly hammered the table and cried with a smile, "I laughed at their short-sightedness, who would pick up waste when they went to a big city, but I not only picked up a big waste product, but also was poisoned." ”
"Look at it, anyway, such hard days have come, and no matter how bad it is, it won't be any worse. ”
Medi comforted: "Mr. Ergouzi is fighting back in self-preservation, and if he uses the money to let the woman testify in court, he may not be able to rebel lightly." ”
"Lao Tzu has never begged anyone in Tunzi, let alone asked for a biǎo zǐ!"
The man slapped the table and pushed the suitcase towards Medi: "Boss, if you don't feel dirty, just collect the money, if it's not you, I don't know how long I will be hidden, I don't have any people around me to give you this money, if you don't want to go, just take a few bottles of wine to visit me in the future." ”
The man, whose eyes were already filled with death, stood up and staggered inside
Looking at the man who was on his heels at every step, Medi was silent for a moment, and then sighed, "Mr. Ergouzi, I have a question, do you agree with your current luck?"
"Ghosts will agree!"
The second dog raised his middle finger towards the sky: "Lao Tzu is reluctant!!"
"I have a way to save you from being in trouble. ”
Medi looked at the decadent man in front of him solemnly: "I can give you a complete face and heart surgery, please think carefully, this choice will not affect your life but ...... Destroy your life. ”
He killed people in a false way, and after killing people, he escaped for a period of time, and even burned down his house.
Medi looked at the patron in front of her, this kind of murder case that is clear at a glance can even be checked and the sentence can be waived, and the life sentence can not be reached, and even if the patron in front of her likes to spend money to obtain the forgiveness of the victim's family, he can further obtain a commutation of the sentence.
He was too deeply injured and had already prepared for the rest of his life in prison, even if he was reluctant, but he couldn't help it if he was lucky.
"Luck doesn't have something I have. ”
Facing the helpless man, Medi stretched out her hand and flipped the white book in her palm.
"But it's not without a price, Mr. Ergou, you have to know, doing business with me, it's very rare that people will have a good situation in the world, think twice, you must think twice, you can also go to prison to start another new life is not unnecessary. ”
"Call me Li Dog. ”
Ergou's face struggled violently, and this struggle did not last long before it was discouraged.
"Thank you for your kindness, store manager, I know that killing people pays for my life, I ruined the family of the glasses boy, so I should pay for my life. ”
Bang Bang Bang ......
Medi put down her palm and chuckled: "Believe me, it should be a very rational decision to refuse, if I happen to visit your Mr. Li Ergou, now I can borrow the bathroom for you to freshen up first, even if you are caught, at least you have to save face, stupid cat, don't look for your little dried fish, have you forgotten that you have eaten it? Come and bring Bin down." ”
The Helltwo-Headed Cat uses its magic to push Li Dog up, and because Celestia misleads the magic, Li Dog just thinks that someone is supporting him.
Hearing Medi's words, Black Charcoal's expression was aggrieved
"I water it every day, shouldn't I have a few more small fish to dry?
"Stupid cat, you are nervous about biology and botany, don't you know how to plant a male and a female?"
Medi waved her hand, sighing as she let the black cat go down with a look that she would try later, lamenting that her IQ had dropped a little more.
And just then, the wooden door opened again, and a girl who was exactly the same as in the wedding book entered.
"Hello Miss Patron, is there any need to buy it?"
Medi nodded her chin, it was rare for someone to play with a wooden door that popped out of the ground in a normal environment, and now guests came to the door so often...... Distinct Celestia's magic is far more powerful than she imagined.
The girl seemed to be a little puzzled as to why she had stepped into this convenience store, and even wanted to turn around and leave, but after smelling the smell of wine in the air, she simply sat down in front of Medi's eyes and sighed, "Boss, bring me some wine." ”
"Don't use me as wine. ”
Although she said this, Medi filled the girl with Dukang: "How, it looks like a love scene is missing?"
"Don't tease me, my mother is not in the mood to fall in love now. ”
The girl who was not good at drinking was choked enough, and finally angrily threw the bowl and said, "Fuck, what the fuck is it, hey, you have something to say." ”
Medi shrugged: "I don't want to ask, if it weren't for the easiest work ethic, I'd be closed and sleeping by now." ”
"Now, store manager, let me ask, is it really impossible to love this kind of thing to pay multiple dividends?"
The misshapen girl grabbed Medi's sleeve and sighed and asked, "Why can't they understand it? I just want to associate with the plural of men, is there a problem?
"I can reply to you with another question. ”
Medi held out a finger and said, "What would you do if one of the so-called plural men was associated with you and had vague relationships with other women?"
"They dare?!" the girl slammed the table angrily.
"Yes, all 'love' is strongly possessive. ”
Medi lit the table and chuckled, "Love without any possessiveness only exists among saints, such as the likes of Kamedo, and in addition, even Naxiao Meiyan circulates again and again, and behind the seemingly selfless dedication, there is also a sick heart that imprisons PLaY." ”
"I didn't expect you to be two-dimensional, uncle. ”
The girl sighed and was silent for a long time before she said: "It's useless to talk about this now, I'm done, this incident is too big, I don't need to be drowned by the saliva of the web page for a long time, I will be doxxed, scolded, there is no other way than to let go of all the property and connections, cover people's ears and eyes and other turmoil." ”
Medi lit the table, glanced at the coffin that had been warmed up a lot, and said casually, "I'll just ask at will, don't be serious, if you like to customize a life for yourself, what kind of fantasy you want, and what you can pay for it." ”
"Boss, don't be kidding, I'm really not in the mood right now. ”
Just took a sip of wine, but the girl sighed as if she was drunk, "If I can, I want a dazzling and colorful stage, in that colorful music playing, flashy and bright world, to be loved by more! more! more people!"
"Your hope is so blunt, what do you plan to give for it. ”
Medi cocked up her fingers: "Equivalent exchange, if you want a new life, you must give your current life, and the brighter the new life, the more price you have to pay, for example...... If you want what you want most, you have to give what you are most nervous about. ”
"Boss, aren't you out of place?"
The girl chuckled and said, "What I want most is to be loved by more people, and the most nervous thing is also the fact that I am loved by many people, how do you plan to exchange them?"
"There's always a way. ”
Medi flipped through the white book and put a piece of paper in front of the woman's eyes, "If you really want it, sign it, warn me, take care of all the regulations, I am not the emperor of the porridge pit people." ”
Almost without looking, the girl signed her name casually, and then staggered to her feet and planned to go out, but was simply pulled towards the coffin by Asami on the side, and the coffin board was simply closed without waiting for her to struggle, and then Asami Basumi came to Medi's eyes to look at the soul contract.
【Soul Pact】
[Content: After the left coupon takes effect, the Grand Duke of the Emperor must fulfill Lin Meiai's hope]
[Treatment: Fifty years of life, and the 'love heart' that represents love]
[Additional Prerequisites: None]
[Penalty for breach of contract: None]
[Left Coupon Status: To get your own peace and get immediate results]
"It's a good harvest. ”
Medi played with a red heart-shaped diamond in her hand and threw it into a glass jar in the grocery store next to her.
Turning around, a man's silent figure came into his eyes.
"Mr. Li Gou, you ......"
"I changed my mind boss, gambled on this life that has been ruined, and used your strange strength to repay my ambitions!"
Celestia's magic is magic that distorts the knowledge of normal people.
So even in the supermarket, Medi's words sound like a fantasy, but under the influence of magic, they still have a high degree of credibility, but the fatigue is almost discovered in a high-frequency posture.
Li Gou, who listened to all the words around him, clearly changed his previous mind of obediently confessing his guilt, and wanted to sign a left ticket with Medi again.
"I said that Brother Ergouzi's strength 'The strength of the Emperor of Heaven will not bring people happiness to such a thing' This advice is the only thing in our store that doesn't require money, you believe it. ”
Medi rubbed her temples speechlessly, feeling that there really wouldn't be an enchantment like infinite retardation in this supermarket.
Li Gou, who was paid with advice, was silent, the bones pinched by his fist exploded, and he gritted his teeth and said: "But I'm reluctant, why, why did she deceive my emotions, deceive the emotions of the people around her, and think that she was not wrong at all!"
"Isn't that true for most of humanity?"
Medi yawned and said, "Forget it, this has disturbed my rest with nervousness, say what do you want?"
"Give it to me. ”
Li Gou pointed to the love heart who was thrown into the debris pile by Medi, gritted his teeth and said, "I want to take her most nervous things to prison for the rest of my life!"
"How to say, this revenge ......"
Medi touched her chin and said, "What a weak breath, are you sure you don't want to make any hope that Lin Meiai loves her to the ground?" ”
"That's going to make me sick!"