Outside the Beast Adair's parenting diary
It is said that the egg pain star people awarded a blonde purple-eyed Nanoka baby named "Inheritor" that brings together the excellent genes of all kinds of pit abduction, and since then the Nanoka baby has lived a happy life that has been held in the hands of His Majesty the Great Demon King and pampered in every possible way without leaving his body for a moment - it's strange!
"Well-what's the name! Let's call it Nanorca--the one I've played with eats grass, squeezes out milk, oh no, it's the name of the protagonist of all sorts of money-making inventions, it must be easy to feed and make money!" Now it should be the queen of the whole Neustrian Kingdom and the emperor of the continent, Luo Yi, played her all the time, as a ruler, it doesn't matter if she is not good at something, as long as it is assigned to the right person, it is called "the talent of the ruler", and the newly born "heir" (the egg pain star man said so, but Luo Yi didn't take the egg pain star man seriously) did not hesitate to stuff the person who is most suitable for raising children in her opinion, the former pirate leader Viper Adair. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
She has just unified the mainland, and she still has countless things to do, so she has no time to nurse the child, and besides, she has no milk.
This is a high-sounding speech on the surface, but in private, Luo Yi, as a cheap old lady with two bear children, naturally stays away from the third milk baby, she hasn't lived enough, and she doesn't think that the egg hurts the star to make such a small child really takes into account the situation that Neustria has no successor.
"Nine times out of ten, the audience is clamoring to see the result of the boys, hmph, they should raise it!" This is the reason why she brought the doll to the naval headquarters, but when she got there, she was discouraged, because Francis had already taken Louis to sea, and in the spirit of her own time, she set her eyes on Adair, the deputy commander who was talking to the merchants about the dried fish trade in the port, well, he brought up Emily very well, she could fight, and she could judge cases (according to her mind rather than the law), and she could also be a firing squad when needed, which definitely met her expectations for the child to "fight and earn" in the future, well, it's you!
The old viper took on a new task and became a nanny.
He complained little about the appointment, and after extorting a part-time fee from his dear queen, he took out a tenth of it and hired two nannies, and went on with his dried fish.
Please, what nobleman would bring his own milk doll these days, not to mention that he Adair looks like the kind of person who can nurse his children and change diapers?
For a few months, Adair robbed pirates, robbed Shinrikyo, robbed anyone he thought was suspected of piracy, and fished if he couldn't catch anyone, and lived a very comfortable life, but good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the heavens will spare whom, on this day, retribution has come......
"The two nannies are on leave, won't they? Can't find a temporary worker? How is this possible?" Adair looked at the baby, the bottle, and the sugar in his arms, the queen invented, the old Jacob honored, and the church blessed him) and was stunned, "What the hell is the festival? Zongzi Festival? What the hell is this...... Oh, I still seem to have put a fucking ...... on the dragon boat race."
Adair, who complained repeatedly, knew in his heart that it was unlikely that he would find a nanny at the upcoming Zongzi Festival, not that there would be no one in the whole city who could take care of the child, the problem was that after all, this was His Majesty's daughter, and it was not just handed over to anyone. He looked left and right a few times, put a bunch of things like bottles, diapers and all the other things on the chair in the office of the dock tower, put Nanorka's baby who was trying to smile at him on the carpet next to him, pulled his desk to the window, sat down on the table himself, and condescendingly watched for any attempts to cause trouble on the dragon boat race he had bet on, and Nanorka, as for Nanorka, he couldn't climb out of this room - he was very busy!
Of course, Nanoka didn't know what a "dragon boat race" was, nor did she know what "I'm busy", as usual, she blinked her big round light purple eyes, and licked her thumb with a small mouth like a rosebud, and "cooed", revealing no more than four white little teeth up and down, grinning a "angelic" cute smile, stretching out two white and chubby little hands, on weekdays, this time, she can get a lot of kisses and a lot of hugs.
However, the old viper, who sat by the window, did not know what angels were and what were not angels, and he was busy wrestling with the papers on his knees, and had to pay attention to the crowded docks.
Nanoka's two little hands stretched out for a long time, feeling very tired, she changed her strategy, opened her small mouth and closed her eyes, "Wow-".
Usually, by doing so, you will get kisses and caresses faster than you just did.
It's just usual.
It never includes when Adair takes the child.
Nanoka cried and cried and cried tired, tilted her head, fell to the ground and fell asleep.
Adair continued to review the papers, and all sorts of curses poured out of his mouth, mixed with Neustrian and his native dialect, and sometimes a few words of authentic Eternal City curses, and it must be said that he had a talent for language, especially when the long sentences and tangled numbers on the documents gave him a headache.
Nanoka fell asleep, drooling all over the floor.
Adair greeted the watchmaker of the table in his hand all the way to his grandmother, thought about it, and greeted his grandmother and grandmother again.
Nanoka woke up, and she was in a trance.
She was hungry and started crying.
Adair didn't care if there were children crying next to him, he was greeting the grandmother of the language teacher who drafted the Chinese document.
Nanorka was tired of crying (and apparently had no effect) she turned her head, and from that moment on, the future Neustrian heir decided to be self-reliant.
She climbed up the chair, which was unsuccessful at first, but it was easy to climb up once she pulled the bottles, diapers, and other miscellaneous items on the chair to the floor...... It doesn't seem difficult to climb up the table any further......
"Oh-oh-oh-" The former pirate leader was no longer bothered with the papers, and the dragon boat race began! This was the moment he was waiting for! The honor of the family! The reputation of the pirate!
The wonderful touch made him involuntarily shrink his neck, and he turned his head ninety degrees from the window, and saw the blonde and purple-eyed doll crawling on his desk, grinning at him with saliva on his face.
Oh no! This must be Doom himself's visit! The former pirate leader couldn't help but export the name of a pagan god he used to believe in, and decided to secretly offer a piece of milk to that being afterwards, and the first priority was not to let the blonde little devil interfere with him anymore! What does he have now? Oh, the sugar *** can not only effectively coax the baby, but also (in the case of coaxing it) forcibly gag the baby's mouth so that the little devil can no longer lick him! Oh, and the dragon boat race...... In any case, he is in charge of the defense of the dragon boat race!
He twisted his neck and looked out the window, grabbed the future Empress Neustrian with one hand, grabbed the candy from the chair from memory with the other hand, and stuffed it into the baby's mouth without hesitation......
"Win, great gods!" presumably because he blurted out another blasphemous remark, and the golden-eyed viper immediately knew who the real gods were in this land, "Oh my God!"
The candy sent by the nanny just now had already fallen to the ground when the baby climbed the chair, and the chairs were all originally placed on the desk, but were grabbed by the baby to step on the feet - paper, documents, rulers, and ...... Inkpot.
He was stuffed into the bottle of the baby's small mouth as sugar**.
"Wow-" It was an earth-shattering cry, and Nanoka, who was covered in ink, did all her lung capacity to accuse the helpless sinner in front of her, and what was more, the dragon boat race was over, and the queen would definitely stop by to see how her little one was doing......
Amber-eyed, murderous, arson, robbing churches and monasteries, Adair, the poisonous snake who was all about to do anything, looked at the baby Nanoka who was crying with ink on his face, and then looked at the scattered papers, miscellaneous objects, and ink marks...... No, no, I'm not done yet!
He, Adair, won't just lose!
The former pirate once took the opportunity to abandon the clansmen who did not see clearly in time, he has always been very good at himself, for him, changing his faith is as common as washing his face, whether he wields a knife or kowtows depends on which can bring him greater benefits, this time, he did not take into account any conscience, but played the quality of a successful leader of this era!
He snatched the inkwell and didn't hesitate to look it in his eyes (closed, of course) to great effect, and if he looked in the mirror, he was sure that he would immediately accuse his six wives of domestic violence against him, and then, with lightning speed, he shoved the murder weapon into the hands of the (unspeakably irresponsible) baby Nanorka, and finally, when he opened the door in time, he changed into a distressed expression, which the queen often wore on her face when she met the two bear children, and his acting skills were so good that the queen immediately took a step back with empathy。
To greet the big demon king who had just successfully held the Zongzi Festival Dragon Boat Race and made a lot of money by sitting in the village and pumping water, it was such a miserable scene of the Port Supervision Office......
It's like a commander who has been subjected to domestic violence, clutter and documents in one place, and ......
A little Nanoka with a confused face and a hand full of ink.
"Nanoka!" cried out the Great Demon King in pain, as if she saw that her purse was about to bleed again (because of the third bear child).
"As for men, it's okay to take children with you once in a while. Adair boasted afterwards that he had been content with the guilt-stricken queen (for putting the responsibility of child-care on to his busy subordinates) was now satisfied—well, before the child's own father (one of them) coaxed away the extra child support in the name of penance, sacrament, and so on.
Men are good and bad.
The more beautiful a man is, the more he will deceive.
This is what little Nanoka who has witnessed everything from beginning to end and is unfortunately behind the blame, maybe she grew crooked from this day, and after a long time, little Nanoka who has a rough love road found that women are also very bad, and the more beautiful women are, the more they will deceive people.
When she finally ascended to heaven, she couldn't wait to complain: "Ma Ma, human beings are terrible!"
The big and small demon kings nodded together.
The souls behind it: Phew!