Xuantang got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, and said endlessly: "The poor monk is here to save King Qin's life this time. ”

Lin Ze said with a strange look on his face: "Has Master Xuantang watched too much of "Spring and Autumn People" recently?"

The "Spring and Autumn Portraits" in Lin Ze's mouth is one of the "Lü's Spring and Autumn Period" compiled by Lu Chunqiu and his subordinates, which records the deeds of many celebrities during the melee of the countries.

is a bit similar to a certain romance that Lin Ze watched in later generations, those people are the best at alarmism, intimidating the monarch of a country with false words at every turn, and then taking the opportunity to enter the officialdom in exchange for glory and wealth.

Among them, the most famous, the most mysterious, and the most successful is none other than the legendary Guigu disciple.

According to the "Spring and Autumn Character Chronicle", there were four self-proclaimed disciples of Guigu, and each of them took advantage of the atmosphere at that time to become the prime minister of a country.

As the saying goes, no profit can not be early, Xuan Tang said this sentence as soon as he came up, and Lin Ze had reason to suspect that he wanted to take advantage of this to gain any benefits.

Xuantang was very tough: "If King Qin thinks that the poor monk is alarmist, he can slap the poor monk to death with one palm and end up clean." ”

"Oh"

Lin Ze responded, and slapped Xuantang with one palm, like planting a tree, slapping him into the ground, in addition, with Xuantang as the center, the floor within a radius of ten zhang was all shattered.

Lin Ze took a step forward, looked at Xuan Tang condescendingly, and said indifferently: "I'm sorry, I couldn't slap you to death with one palm, do you still need to continue?"

Xuantang's head was buzzing, and the whole person was confused, how could there be such a person in the world, did people just pretend to ignore life and death and didn't understand?

Of course, Lin Ze knew that Xuantang was pretended, and this kind of pretending pen would make people feel very pleasant, on the contrary, the person who was pretended would be very unhappy.

Fortunately or unfortunately, the person who was pretended was Lin Ze, and what was even more unfortunate was that the avenue of Lin Ze's comprehension was the avenue of self, and the core was the most important thing to be cool, so Xuantang was photographed underground.

After a long while, Xuan Tang came back to his senses, and he didn't know whether to praise or sarcastically: "King Qin is really not an ordinary person. ”

Lin Ze said casually: "Can ordinary people be human emperors?

"I have always known that I am not an ordinary person, and Master Xuantang does not need to emphasize this. Without further ado, what is the Master doing here?"

"Again, if the mage can't give a reasonable explanation, it's better to stay in Chang'an, just when the palace is rebuilt, and there is still a lack of a chief manager in the palace to lead the chamberlain and the palace maid. ”

"I think it's quite suitable for a talent like Master Xuantang, I wonder if the mage is willing to stay?"

In the last two sentences, Lin Ze even said from his heart that Xuantang has always presided over the affairs of Buddhism, and although he has not made too amazing achievements, he will also take care of things in an orderly manner.

In other words, being a chief eunuch is more than enough.

Xuan Tang's expression was stunned when he heard this, and he smiled unnaturally: "Thanks to King Qin, he can afford to be a poor monk, but the poor monk is a monk, and he is not suitable to serve King Qin, and I hope that King Qin is not strange." ”

"The poor monk is indeed here to solve the hidden danger for King Qin, has King Qin ever heard about Guanyin's disappearance?"

Lin Ze was moved when he heard this: "What do you know?"

Xuantang didn't answer, but looked down at himself, who was "planted" in the ground, and asked indifferently: "Can King Qin dig the poor monk out of the ground first?"

"Oh"

Lin Ze responded, slapped out with a palm again, splashed dust, and Xuantang bounced out of the ground like a ball and landed on the ground.

"Say, I've been quite busy lately, and I'm not in the mood to listen to you, talk a bunch of vague things, and have something to say. ”

Lin Ze was telling the truth, he was anxious to ask Chen Ping about the general situation of the implementation of the new policy, so as to calculate how much luck the implementation of the new policy would bring him.

In order to achieve the goal as soon as possible, should we increase investment and further accelerate the speed?

No one will have too many magic weapons like luck.

Xuantang vibrated all over, shook the dust off the milky white monk's robe, and said, "Guanyin is missing, and it is related to the Buddha." ”

Lin Ze was unmoved: "And then?"

Xuan Tang was a little surprised and said, "King Qin doesn't seem to be surprised by this, is it because someone told you?"

Lin Ze said indifferently: "More than ten days ago, Maitreya wrote a secret letter to me, saying this, and for this reason, I also took Maitreya to Chang'an to enjoy the glory and wealth. ”

"If Xuantang is here just to talk about this matter, I'm afraid he won't be able to change the fate of staying as the chief eunuch. ”

Xuantang was a little surprised at first, and then returned to normal: "Of course it's more than that, if the poor monk says that Guanyin is missing, it is actually the Buddha and Maitreya Jizang who did it." ”

"Even Maitreya Dizang came to Chang'an, it seems that the King of Qin took the initiative, but in fact, the Buddha sent them to wait for the opportunity to deal with the King of Qin and the Dao Palace, will the King of Qin believe it?"

As soon as these words came out, Lin Ze and Zhuang Zhou glanced at each other, and a little shock appeared between their eyebrows, the Buddha teamed up with Maitreya Jizang to assassinate Guanyin, and sent them to lurk in Chang'an and wait for an opportunity?

Zhuang Zhou wanted to ask, but Lin Ze took the lead and said: "What I see and hear, it is difficult to determine whether it is true or false, what the mage said, I want to see complete and conclusive evidence." ”

"Otherwise, how do I know that Master Xuantang is not using a counter-plot?"

If Lin Ze hadn't watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and knew how Cai Mao and Zhang Yun died, he might have believed Xuantang on the spot.

After all, after believing in Xuantang, Lin Ze had enough reason to persuade Zhuang Zhou to suppress Maitreya Dizang, and even send them to reincarnation.

But Lin Ze didn't do it, you must know that Cao Cao cut Cai Mao and Zhang Yun because he didn't understand the situation and didn't weigh the pros and cons, but because of the lack of a good fighting general, he was defeated all the way and almost lost his life.

Xuantang said in a deep voice: "What if the poor monk told King Qin that after Guanyin was calculated, he did not fall on the spot, but escaped with a sigh of relief, and met the poor monk and told the poor Taoist in person?"

Lin Ze said indifferently: "How good is the fall of Maitreya Dizang for you?

Xuantang frowned slightly and said, "King Qin thinks that the poor monk is trying to steal the luck of Buddhism, so he falsely accused Maitreya and Dizang?"

Lin Ze spread his hands and said: "Maybe not, you may just want to avenge the Buddha, such as cutting these people who betrayed Buddhism with a thousand knives, and I can't think of any other reason." ”

"After all, you are the Buddha's confidant, responsible for integrating Buddhist resources, and fully supporting the existence of South Vietnam to dominate the world. ”

"Anyone who knows that the Master was still kneeling three times and bowing to the Buddha statue last moment, and the next time he suddenly betrays the Buddha, he will have some doubts. ”

Xuan Tang asked rhetorically: "Then why can't it be that the poor monk wants to cooperate with the Dao Palace?"