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"Two words!" Huang Yi hurriedly said.
"Isn't it the word Spring and Autumn!" Li Miao also wrote these two words out and showed Huang Yi over there.
"Yes, yes, just those two words!" Huang Yi nodded repeatedly.
"Whew!" Li Miao finally breathed a sigh of relief, "If you know the art of war, it's good to know the art of war!"
"Lord, this?" Yang Hong and the others didn't understand, why Li Miao wanted to know whether this Mei Gan knew the art of war, and he could still laugh after knowing that Mei Qian knew how to fight and horses.
"What I want is this Mei Qian's art of war!" Li Miao said with a smile, "Chen Dao, go, call the people in the city, distribute pennants to them, and plant the city wall all over me!"
"Yes!" Chen Zhi nodded and left immediately.
"Brother-in-law, I have an important task to teach you!" Li Miao said to Huang Yi beside him.
"What task!?" Huang Yi became vigilant, he looked at Li Miao's chicken thief's smile and felt weak, because once Li Miao smiled like this, it meant that someone was going to be unlucky. "Brother Miao, let's talk about it first, your sister is still young, she is just a husband like me, if I die, he will be widowed!" Huang Yi gave Li Miao a preventive shot.
"Got it!" Li Miao was a little impatient, Huang Yi said this sentence no less than 1,800 times, let you go to the battlefield with Master Huang? Hehe, he Li Miao still wants to live a few more days, this is a piece of shit, but it will spoil a vat of sauce.
"Go, brother-in-law, play to your strengths!"
"My specialty?" Huang Yi was stunned for a moment.
"Yes, use your expertise to help me scold that Mei Gan so much that he doesn't even know his mother!" Li Miao said arrogantly.
Our Young Master Huang Yi is simply a top two. No, it should be a top bunch.
If you want to say who is the strongest in this scolding kung fu, Shandong, China is looking for Nanxiang, cough cough, it's wrong. It's this Huainan who is looking for our young master Huang Yi.
Our young master Huang Yi, three-year-old flirting with ** mother, five years old to visit the Qinglou, ten years old was already a tyrant of the Qinglou, it can be said that the girls in the large and small Qinglou in Huainan may not know who the emperor of this Han is, but it is absolutely impossible not to know our young master Huang Yi. You can see how famous our Young Master Huang Yi is.
Since childhood, in Qinglou, in addition to practicing a pair of extreme milk dragon claw hands, he has also exercised this eloquence.
When you are jealous of others above the green building, fighting is a skill, and another ability is to scold people.
Our General Huang Yi and Huang Da, the king with a strong mouth, stood on the battlements of Jiangting City, and scolded Mei Qian below one after another, for more than an hour, in this more than an hour, there was no repetition at all.
From Mei Gan's ancestors to the eighteenth generation of his ancestors, down to his unborn Xuan Xuan Xuan's grandson, he was scolded by him for having a son without **.
At the beginning, Huang Yi was still a little frightened, but later it was Huang Yi's special show, in summary, it is a sentence, sample, you have the ability to kill Lao Tzu. If you don't come, you are a grandson, Lao Tzu is waiting for you here.
"Big brother, let's attack the city, I'm going to tear the mouth of this old thief Huang Yi to him, I want to see what his mouth is made of!" Black Rock Pavilion is our greatest support, thank you!
But today they were still completely angry with Huang Yi, that is a scolding ancestor.
One by one, the Songshan thieves couldn't help but start scolding Huang Yi over there, but unfortunately, even if they all went into battle, they were not Huang Yi's opponents alone, and they were often scolded by Huang Yi one by one to jump up, and they wanted to rush to the city wall to play with Huang Yi.
"Yes, big brother, let's attack the city, I can't stand it anymore!"
Li Miao was a little convinced that if he had left Huang Yi in the city, these Songshan thieves would have lost their anger and left.
"No!" Mei Gan's face was also gloomy, but he still stopped his men.
"Big brother!" someone on the side was dissatisfied.
"What, didn't you hear what I said?" Mei Gan said coldly, he looked at the passionate performance of the young master Huang Yi on the city wall, the killing intent became more and more glorious, the protagonist of Huang Yi's scolding was himself, these subordinates couldn't help it, how good could he Mei Gan be.
But that's it, the more Mei Qian can't send troops, when he asked the city to teach the heirloom jade seal, he was testing Jiangting City, if Jiangting City is really a heirloom jade seal obediently sent out, then now Mei Gan will directly attack the city with his soldiers and horses without saying a word, and it will inevitably make Li Miao's army cry and cry his father.
But this Li Miao's soldiers and horses not only did not send out the heirloom jade seal, but also dared to scold themselves so recklessly, they must have something to rely on, the art of war is cloudy, and the soldiers are not tired of cheating.
Looking at the dissatisfied expressions of these brothers around him, Mei Qian knew that if he didn't explain to them, they would be very unconvinced.
"Third child, if I stand in front of you, do you dare to scold me?" Mei Qian asked a small leader under his command.
"Big brother, I'm not stupid, why should I scold you, I'm not looking for a smoke!" The little leader said disapprerovingly, daring to scold their boss, he was impatient to live, and he hated that his life was long, right?
"Then what if the fourth brother stands in front of you and scolds you!" Mei Qian continued.
"You let that kid scold me, if I don't tear his broken mouth to him, I'll have his surname!"
"Then do you dare to scold the fourth child?" Mei Gan continued to ask rhetorically.
"That turtle son, do you dare not scold!" This time, the fourth child did not come out and stayed in the cottage with them.
"Why do you dare to scold the fourth child, but not me?" Mei Qian said to himself, "Because I am stronger than you, you don't dare to scold me, and you dare to scold the fourth child, it is because you can beat the fourth! Even you know the people you can beat, but don't provoke the people you can't beat, the people in this Jiangting are not stupid, they also know!"
This third little boss was almost confused by his own boss, but he still generally understood one thing, that is, the turtle Sun Dare, scolded us in Jiangting City, that is because he has something to rely on, how dare he go to Liangshan without three thirds, if he is the fourth, Lao Tzu will cut him in the morning.
"King, look over there!" Suddenly, a small leader reminded Mei Qian over there, and there were suddenly many more flags on Jiangting City, and the figures above the city collided. It seems that there are a lot of soldiers and horses, and if I were so reckless as to attack the city, I might be able to hate it today.
The third child on the side gasped, and shouted at Mei Qian on the side, "Big brother, wise!"
"Okay, enough is enough, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, come and drink saliva, let's moisten our throats and rest for a while!" Li Miao shouted at Huang Yi, who was still scolding over there, above the city.
"I'm not tired, don't worry about me, I can still scold for a while!" Huang Yi waved his hand at Li Miao over there.
Seeing that it was not easy to speak, Li Miao directly used his foot and kicked it, and sure enough, Huang Yi immediately came over and took the water from Li Miao's hand and drank it.
Li Miao is white, this shameless second goods, worried about him Huang Yi? Joke, what is called a pig teammate is Huang Yi, if Huang Yi accidentally hangs up, Li Miao can laugh in his dreams, because in this way, he can find a new brother-in-law for his sister, which is definitely much better than Huang Yi's lump of cow dung.
What Li Miao is worried about is that Huang Yi has scolded him, and Mei Qian is really angry, and if a Wang Ba eats scales and wants to fight Li Miao to the death, then there is no way.
"It's time for the uncle to arrive, let him lead the people up the city wall!" Li Miao shouted to the people below.
"Yes!" The city wall quickly spread one banner after another, and those people were also familiar with the road, after all, the people who had been on the city wall once quickly stood firm on the city wall, squeezed without showing their faces, and could have a sense of existence, and the city wall was densely packed with human heads.
"Brother Miao, they have retreated, they have retreated!" Not long after the people went up the city wall, Mei Gan's troops over there began to retreat.
Li Miao walked to the city wall, looking at the retreating soldiers and horses below, Li Miao did not have the taste of surprise of Huang Yi's eldest young master, although there was joy, but looking at Mei Qian over there, although he retreated, he did not directly leave the range of Jiang Ting, but settled down in the direction of five or six miles outside Jiang Ting, cut down trees and built a big camp.
This is to set up camp, this King of Meiqian, but he is not dead in his heart to Jiangting.
But it's already good to be able to hold on to the next day, isn't what he Li Miao wants now is to delay time? Wait for the arrival of Yulinwei Zhang Xun over there, so that he Li Miao can have the capital to fight with that Mei Qian.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, that Mei Qian has withdrawn, retreated!" Chen Zhi also ran over and shouted happily at Li Miao.
"Yes!" Li Miao nodded.
"Could it be that this Mei Gan has lacked ** since he was a child? So he was born to be cheap? was scolded, but he didn't attack the city?" Huang Yi on the side was a little puzzled, but then he laughed, because he was attacking the city, and he scolded Mei Gan back.
Huang Yi was still feeling sorry for herself.
"No matter how cheap you are, you are not cheap!" Li Miao rolled his eyes at his brother-in-law, and being able to scold people for hours without repetition is also an art.
Everyone didn't look at the lord Li Miao over there, they wouldn't believe Huang Yi's nonsense, if there were really people who were so thin-skinned that they would hide their faces and leave after being scolded a few times, there were only two kinds of people, one of whom was a woman, and a gentleman.
Bandits and bandits, an existence one level higher than the hooligans, if you are unarmed, point at the nose of a thug and scold and try it, I promise to let you know why the flowers are so red.
It's not easy to let the gangsters be scolded and the gangsters don't fight back.
Could it be that Mei Gan is really a sword man? You have good things to say to him, but if he doesn't leave, you scold him and leave instead.
Li Miao shook his head, looking at the group of curious babies below, he could only confess the anxiety in his heart.
Originally, Li Miao was also going to show that he was calm and composed, and between talking and laughing, the enemy was wiped out.
It's a pity that everyone didn't give Li Miao the opportunity to pretend to be a symbol.
Li Miao can only explain to them, it turns out that it is not this Mei Gan who is cheap, let alone Mei Gan's stupidity, on the contrary, Mei Qian is not stupid and very smart, otherwise he would not have lived from the yellow thief to the present, the fools are all dead, and even Mei Gan is still living very nourishing. Thank you!
Have you ever seen a bandit leader who looks at the art of war, and this Mei Qian is really one of them.
It looks the same as Guan Erye, Spring and Autumn.
The Spring and Autumn Period, also known as the Lü Family, is a famous work of the Huang Lao Taoist compiled by the guests under the auspices of Lü Buwei, the prime minister of the Qin State. It was written on the eve of Qin Shi Huang's unification of China. This book is based on Taoist thought throughout the book, integrating various theories.
The art of war in it is not shallow, and it can even be said to be of great value, if there is really a person who can familiarize himself with the Spring and Autumn Period, there is a sentence called half of the Analects to rule the world, and one-third of the Spring and Autumn Period will allow you to dominate the world.
So the Spring and Autumn Period is another military book.
A bandit leader reads military books, in addition to saying that he is motivated, there is another point, that is, this person is arrogant, it can be said that his ambition is not small, in other words, he is clever.
But reading is a good thing, but unfortunately if you can't read or read half of it, then it's a mistake, this bandit leader
Mei Qian's army, five miles outside Jiangting City, had already set up camp, in fact, it was not so much encampment, but rather found a place where they could shelter from the wind, set up tents, and thousands of men and horses raised campfires.
"Big brother, your camp has been built!" Mei Gan's subordinates over there walked over and said to Mei Gan, pointing to the largest camp over there that had been set up and said to Mei Gan flatteringly.
The largest tent, the small leader of Mei Gan's subordinates, can be regarded as wasteful, and the carpet is made of fine fur, and the chairs are also draped with tiger skins, which can be said to be extremely luxurious.
"En!" Mei Qian nodded, and the face of the little leader on the side couldn't help but be happy, as long as the boss is happy, the benefits will be less in the future.
But the little boss didn't expect that what he got was not a benefit, but a king-sized slap, and Mei Gan slapped the little boss over there in the face.
"Are you trying to kill me?" Mei Qian looked at the little boss over there with cold eyes.
"I, I!" The little boss was very wronged, why did he want to kill the boss, give you a good camp tent, and give you the best treatment, which is equivalent to slapping you on the back, and even for the luxury of the camp tent, he took out a white tiger skin treasured at home, but in the end he got a slap.
It was the other small leaders on the side who grabbed this little leader, otherwise Mei Gan's big slap would have been swung down.
He slapped him on the horse's hooves. The person on the side explained to him.
It is not for nothing that Mei Qian can live for so long, one of them is to be cautious, the camp is large, if the enemy attacks at night, the large camp is directly the target to attract firepower. What's more, isn't this kind of luxurious tent just telling the enemy, I'm here, I'm here?
It is precisely because of Mei Gan's caution that he escaped death several times.