Chapter 41: Releasing the Emperor's Dove
The sudden notification of the wisdom staff made Medi change her mind of casually taking the book and sending Li Shimin away.
In the incident of Tenjin Elementary School, the secret man who counted him finally revealed the fox's tail under the fierce pursuit of the wisdom staff.
He was afraid that the fatigue would not be fake, so in order not to let the fatigue come to the door, he would usually choose to completely solve the source of the fatigue, so he stopped starting and stretched his waist and said to Li Shimin, "Okay, in that case, I will accompany you on a trip and put the book of heaven back." ”
Li Shimin was stunned again, he just came to find the immortals to retrieve the facilities of the Book of Heaven, but he didn't plan to invite the immortals to his own country.
He, the emperor, quickly got rid of his mentality and threw away some kind of mysterious thoughts.
It is true that immortals are very secretive, but after knowing five hundred years in the past, at least one thousand years later, even a book with a table foot in a small business is enough to make the world crazy.
But even so, the immortal is still willing to stay in his own small shop as if he is complacent, if he uses the emperor's mentality to figure out the immortal's heart to seek power, it will be the belly of the villain.
"Then please come back later, I will go back to the palace to set up a big banquet to make up for the number of gifts, please evaluate the country and mountains that I have single-handedly laid down and write a new book of heaven. ”
Faced with the emperor's open-minded invitation, and pondering the idea of enjoying the royal cuisine, Medi happily agreed.
"Archduke, do you have a wit in your head?"
Zhizhu shouted over and over again: "Isn't your passive photosynthetic probation able to take the initiative to fill your stomach and resume +5exe, first catch the person who is doing things, and it's not too late to think about enjoying it after humiliating for three days and three nights." ”
"Dinner, you know?"
Saying that, Medi said that Li Shimin would go first, and he would arrive later.
After obtaining Medi's peace agreement, Li Shimin then walked towards the wooden door, he was confident in his kingdom, and he could afford the gaze of an immortal, and he wanted to entertain an immortal who matched his name, an unprecedented guest in this world, and if he was entertained, he could spread the beauty of the ages.
Thinking of this, he hurriedly returned to his palace, set up a banquet, hung a red light, and then let the harem beauties dress up, and stood in front of the high platform under the blazing sun, preparing to welcome the immortals.
The reason for such a big battle is that in addition to the fact that the immortals are worthy of doing this, they also have the intention of showing the essence of the Tang Dynasty, after stealing the heavenly machine, they will definitely not let the future tragedy repeat, and the book of heaven will definitely have to be written from scratch, and the immortal who will write it will be very nervous how to write his posthumous name.
And although the artifact of potatoes has been planted, before the harvest, the mouths of those old immortals will not be closed for a day, so it is not bad to let the immortals take a look at them.
Li Shimin's meaning turned a thousand times, and in an instant, he was promoted from an ordinary banquet to a ceremony with great historical significance.
It's just that his courtiers don't think so......
Shangshu Zuo Cheng Wei Zheng was unpleasant to the so-called immortals looking horizontally and vertically, although he saw the strangeness of the wooden door with his own eyes, but is that just an immortal?
"Your Majesty, if the old minister walks in and stays for a while and then comes out, is he also considered an immortal?"
Wei Zheng, who was not used to seeing the emperor so extravagant, spoke out and admonished.
Li Shimin looked at this courtier who was sweeping his own happiness on the big day with the most dissatisfaction: "He is naturally an immortal, and I am not so ignorant as to be wrong, why does Aiqing have such a big suggestion to the immortal?"
"Respecting ghosts and gods and staying away is the foundation of our lives. ”
Wei Zheng flicked his sleeves and looked at the wooden door in the distance: "The immortal said that the old minister should save the suggestion, first help His Majesty see the true face of that person." ”
"Nope. ”
Li Shimin, who was the most calm one after another, suddenly said as if frightened: "The immortal said that he didn't like enthusiasm, so Aiqing, you go down to rest, and it is enough for the queen and me to accompany you." ”
This old guy who has never kept his mouth shut said that if he ruined his fun, it didn't matter if he annoyed the immortals and was hated, if the immortals didn't continue to sell good things to themselves, he would lose a lot.
"According to the old minister, the 'immortal' is not disliking enthusiasm, but is afraid of being seen through his true face, right?"
Wei Zheng didn't give a decent word at all.
Just as the two were arguing, they found that the space in front of them was indeed rippling like water, and then a wooden door was fabricated and discovered, and it opened straight open, and out of it came a man with a feather fan in his hand and a slightly restrained Jia.
It was Medi and Ba Asami, Medi was planning to bring silverfish to the banquet together, and it was not uncommon for silverfish to taste royal dishes, and silverfish ran out to carry out the mission of the White Lotus Sect, so he brought Miss Headless Horsemann and came to the emperor to eat.
Although Medi's approach to power completely disrupted Li Shimin's arrangement, it struck Wei Zheng's heart, and he stepped forward, and the Confucian heroic spirit was conceived in his chest, turning into a soul-shaking voice from his mouth.
"Immortals! Now that Datang is suffering from droughts, I ask if you can pray for rain?!"
Li Shimin's eyes shrank, he never expected Wei Zheng to be so arbitrary, and he came up with a heroic spirit.
Without waiting for Li Shimin to stop him, Wei Zheng's bag was empty, and with an inexplicable arrogance, he further reprimanded Medi: "Not only the drought, but the locust plague has just passed, and there are hungry people everywhere, dare to ask the immortals if there is a change to relieve the disaster?!"
As soon as Medi thought, Wei Zheng asked again: "Listen to Your Majesty's words, immortals can know five hundred years before and one thousand years later, can you confide in me, what is the clumsy old man like in the end?"
In front of Haoran's criticism, no lies are allowed, if the other party is really a liar, he will naturally show his feet, so that His Majesty can see clearly that there is no such thing in this world......
"If you want rain, you don't have to bother with it. ”
Medi gave a fresh look at the greasy middle-aged man, and then pointed to the mountain forest on the back of the royal family: "You go over there and set a fire, with the current hot sky, the mountain fire will definitely cause the air flow to rise, so that the water vapor will freeze and then turn into rain, as for the hungry people...... Didn't I give you the potatoes?"
Li Shimin, who was on the side, coughed twice and said: "The matter of potatoes is huge, and it must be tested by the land first, and it is impossible to hand it over to the people so hastily, if there is something wrong, even I can't afford it." ”
Medi shrugged her shoulders, then turned her gaze back to the greasy middle-aged man, her eyes becoming eerie, "Do you really want to know what you're doing?"
Wei Zheng was silent, the person who was still so calm in front of Haoran Haoqi, he saw it for the first time, and ...... What's going on with this inexplicable void of heart and ominous premonition?
"You died of illness, I don't know what kind of illness it is, your tombstone was smashed by this guy. ”
Medi pointed to Li Shimin, who looked confused, and said indifferently.
Wei Zheng was skeptical of the so-called immortal's words that if he put a mountain fire, it would rain.
Wei Zheng is also skeptical about the so-called potatoes that can solve the famine.
Regarding the tombstone smashed by His Majesty behind his back, Wei Zheng was even more ...... Well, this one seems to be very approximate.
Wei Zheng looked at his majesty with the most strange eyes, and Li Shimin also had a stunned expression, as if to say that I really could bear to tear down this guy's tombstone behind my back?
After a moment of awkward silence, Wei Zheng turned his gaze to Medi again, took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "The old minister finally wants to ask the immortals, do you have the method of immortality?"
As he spoke, Wei Zheng's eyes lit up, but the heroic spirit of cultivation was urged to the extreme, and the heroic spirit accumulated by reading the sage book was pressed towards Medi for a lifetime, this time it was not empty, but the entire hall was surrounded by a breeze, and vaguely there seemed to be the sound of Lang Lang's reading coming from all directions.
Li Shimin smiled bitterly at this scene, and was sad that it was worthy of Zuo Cheng Wei Zheng, and it really had reached the point of getting close to the saint, it seemed that he had to thank his subordinates for showing mercy in the past, and he didn't use this trick when admonishing.
Legend has it that Haoran Haoqi decided to divide the eight stages of Gewu, Zhizhi, Zhixin, Zhengxin, Self-cultivation, Qi Family, Governing the Country, and Ping World, Wei Zheng estimated that he was about to reach the Ping World, and it is said that once he reached this level, what he said and did was like a saint possessed, and he didn't need to do anything, just by reprimanding him, he could say that thousands of troops and horses would kowtow and smash garlic, and dare to see the crack.
The sage kills people, does not damage the body, only punishes the heart, and now he uses this trick against the immortal, he is very hostile to this immortal.
And the reason for this hostility, from the sentence can be deduced whether you can get immortality or not, eighty percent is from your own body as an emperor, you must know that since ancient times, 'immortality' is a demonic obstacle that all kings have crossed, just look at the twilight of Qin Shi Huang was also played with by a small alchemist.
According to the Heavenly Bulletin, even he was poisoned by the pill because he sought immortality.
To be honest, Li Shimin can't deny that he did have thoughts, and he often rose after reading the Book of Heaven to seek immortality himself, and then continued to do it one after another.
What Li Shimin was thinking, Wei Zheng didn't know, he was now in a dilemma.
At most, his level has reached the stage of governing the country, Haoran Hao's qi is idealistic, and today he holds the idea that even if he is hacked to death by the emperor in anger, he will remove the harm of 'immortality' for the monarch, and he miraculously pierced the membrane and came to the point where only a saint has.
His own knowledge is not enough to support this point, it seems that he is invincible, majestic, as long as the other party counterattacks properly, he can suddenly frustrate his arrogance, abolish his cultivation, and fall into the field of knowledge and disability for the rest of his life.
In short, the next ending, either this immortal dies, or he dies, he shouldn't be so reckless, now Wei Zheng has remorse, and Haoran Hao's anger is unstable.
"Yes, let's let it go. ”
The voice of the immortal still had a hint of lingering, making people want to yawn when they heard it, as if Wei Zheng had urged the extreme Haoran Haoran, which seemed to him to be like a breeze, which made Wei Zheng feel painful.
"Release? Does this work?"
Wei Zhengxia asked clearly.
"Of course it didn't work. Medi looked at Wei Zheng with disdain: "When Zhuge Liang released Meng Shu, if it is effective, do you still need to rely on a sky lantern to continue your life?"
Wei Zheng was speechless, what are you doing if it's useless?
This unobtrusive reply dissolves the field where either you die or I die, no matter how vicious the wind that Haoran has turned into, it is also a last resort to encounter a piece of paper drifting in the wind, but Wei Zheng, who tried his best to get rid of it, was depressed and almost vomited blood.
"Anyway, it's okay, then Xiushi is here, the banquet has been prepared, but you have to go home happy. ”
Li Shimin stood up with a sigh of relief, but Medi shook her hand unappreciatively and refused.
"It seems that this banquet has to be put aside, Your Majesty has found the Book of Heaven. ”
"Found it already?"
Li Shimin was stunned for a moment, he never expected that the efficiency of the immortals' affairs would be so fast.
"That's right. Listening to the voice of the wisdom staff in her head, Medi used her qi control technique and flew up in front of the world: "And it was held by a very tired guy, anyway, I have to go first, you don't have to wait for me." ”
With that, Medi turned around and skimmed out of the palace and released the emperor's dove.
Li Shimin didn't have a little annoyance, he looked at Wei Zheng's embarrassed appearance and laughed: "Aiqing, what do you think of this immortal?"
"I might as well too. ”
Wei Zheng opened his mouth and spat out a large mouthful of blood, although the immortal skillfully resolved the embarrassing terrain, he suffered a little internal injury, Wei Zheng thought that this mouthful of blood was worth it.
Is there anything more worthwhile than this to exchange a mouthful of blood for the opportunity to see the personality and personality of the immortals?
Seeing Wei Zheng laughing, Ba Asami, who was deeply sensed that everything was so inexplicable, ran to the side with her head in her arms, and it seemed that everyone present, including the Grand Duke, had forgotten about her, which made Miss Headless Horsemann the most depressed......
What could make the Grand Duke, who was more important than all dinner, leave the banquet at the palace and hurry out on his mission?
This point is not Asami's doubt, but also Medie's doubt.
"You said that the book I sold was mixed with the breath of the troublemaker?"
The information given by the wisdom staff prompted Medi to understand the tension of this matter, if it wasn't for the loss of the book, Li Shimin would not have come to the door, and the wisdom staff would not have been able to find out, which shows that the other party was not caught by the wisdom staff by the tail, but was determined to create an opportunity to meet with him?
"Whatever it is. ”
The scepter held in Maedy's hand said viciously: "Dare to do it to the Grand Duke of Hell, that guy is tired and crooked......"
Before Zhicane's cruel words were finished, there was no movement...... No, to put it to the right point, it should be that everything in the whole world except for oneself has stopped moving.
"I have finally met you, our Grand Duke. ”
A dark serpent was found in front of it, transforming into a veiled woman, half-kneeling in front of Medi's eyes.